Sweet Valley Highnesses

Sweet Valley Highnesses

Sweet Valley Highnesses

A weekly Comedy podcast

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Sweet Valley Highnesses

Sweet Valley Highnesses

Sweet Valley Highnesses

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Sweet Valley Highnesses

Sweet Valley Highnesses

Sweet Valley Highnesses

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Happy Dia De Los Muertos! In the spirit of this celebration, where the veil between two worlds is lifted, join us as we dive in on the summer classic "Malibu Summer" even though it is now mid-fall and this book is definitely not a classic. Jess
Welcome to Book 24, “Memories” wherein we witness the return of loose cannon and former teen druggie of Sweet Valley Betsy Martin! Betsy wants Steven Wakefield to hang out with her all the time and reminisce over the death of her sister/Steven
It's time for Book 23, “Say Good-bye” where before Todd leaves Sweet Valley forever, he tries on some Sister Wives bullshit. Jasmine is ecstatic! But Liz is sad, and deals with it by acting like a crazed early 2000’s N*Sync fan slash one of th
Welcome to Book #22, wherein another teen who hasn't received their anti-dickmitization/HPV vaccine is doing the most and by doing the most we of course mean being a cringe-monster. DeeDee, a 2-D stand-in for Enid, is having trouble processing
There's a lot going on in this book, and none of it has anything to do with the proper usage of the term "double jeopardy." There's a blonde man in a white trans am, which to some of you may sound like a dream but in this situation, the vibe is
Do you hate the feeling of wet jorts, internalized misogyny and the normalization of the male gaze upon teen girls? Do you love crying underwater, intergenerational family dramz and haunted gingerbread gazebos with portals to other dimensions?
On this ep we're talkin' Sweet Valley High, book #20, "CRASH LANDING!" You expect high drama when there's an exclamation point in the title, and man oh man, this book does not disappoint. Everyone's favorite sidekick, Enid Rollins, realizes he
Sweet Valley High, Book #19, "SHOWDOWN" is all about Ol' Flat Face Lila Fowler and Never-Not-Dickmatized Jess Wakefield duking it out for a dude with Teenage Robert Durst vibes who is clearly lying to them every time he opens his mouth. This e
Original Fuckboi Bruce Patman has fallen head over heels (GET IT?) for beautiful, rich, and pale Regina Morrow. Regina has it all... EXCEPT FOR HER HEARING. Because she's deaf, you guys. OR IS SHE?! Well, you'll just have to listen to this
We're discussing Sweet Valley High, Book #17, "Love Letters," the chronicles of Queen of Chisme Caroline Peace: her self-catfishing techniques, her failed attempt to start a Dead Poet's Society in SVH, her successful attempt to dig through the
HOE-HOE-HOE! We have a special CHRISTMAS SURPRISE 4 U ALL!!! Welcome to Sweet Valley Highnesses Presents: Special Christmas Christmas Special!! We made this BONUS CHRISTMAS EPI 4 U ALL (MOM) 'N TALKED ABOUT SWEET VALLEY HIGH SUPER EDITION #2,
Tune in while we discuss Sweet Valley High, Book #16, "Rags to Riches," wherein teenage janitor-orphan Roger discovers he's the bastard son and sole heir of a now-dead millionaire. Naturally, a brand new rich dude in town means Jess is schemin
Van & Jas are back and talking about Sweet Valley High, Book #15, "Promises" wherein Betsy Martin, a teenager with an unspecified substance abuse problem and an artistic gift, moves in with the Wakefields in order to help Steven keep a deathbed
Join us, your hosts, noted (not really) sisters (yes, really) Vanessa and Jasmine as we discuss Sweet Valley High #14, "Deceptions." We examine Liz's inability to deal with her PTSD from being kidnapped, why Nicholas is acting like a contestant
We discuss Sweet Valley High, Book 13: Kidnapped! One of our favorite twins is kidnapped! this week. Meanwhile, the OTHER twin sets her sights on her latest goldigging mark and a tangential character frets over whether he'll pass English and h
The VERY first episode of Sweet Valley Highnesses!  The podcast about Sweet Valley High everyone (or maybe no one) has been dying for.  We let you know who tf we are, talk to our listeners about our favorite books from the series, our goals f
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