HOE-HOE-HOE! We have a special CHRISTMAS SURPRISE 4 U ALL!!! Welcome to Sweet Valley Highnesses Presents: Special Christmas Christmas Special!! We made this BONUS CHRISTMAS EPI 4 U ALL (MOM) 'N TALKED ABOUT SWEET VALLEY HIGH SUPER EDITION #2, "SPECIAL CHRISTMAS" 2 GET U IN DA MOOD 4 X-MAS. SPOILER ALERT: IT'S NOT GREAT! Jasmine gave it a 2, Vanessa gave it a pity 4.5 (a real-life -2), & Producer Candace doesn't know what we're talking about. TBH, neither do we. STRAP INTO YOUR LIME GREEN TRIUMPH AND TRICK YOUR BFF INTO WEARING A TRASH BAG IN PUBLIC BECAUSE THIS EPISODE IS MERRY AF!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS U HOES!