Hard Pressed to find a Better Lover | The Golden Hour PATREON #47 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Hard Pressed to find a Better Lover | The Golden Hour PATREON #47 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Released Wednesday, 2nd October 2024
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Hard Pressed to find a Better Lover | The Golden Hour PATREON #47 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Hard Pressed to find a Better Lover | The Golden Hour PATREON #47 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Hard Pressed to find a Better Lover | The Golden Hour PATREON #47 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Hard Pressed to find a Better Lover | The Golden Hour PATREON #47 EXCERPT w/ Brendan Schaub, Erik Griffin & Chris D'Elia

Wednesday, 2nd October 2024
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is the golden hour.

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It's the golden

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hour. Whatever.

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It's who we got. Want to talk to one of these dudes? Let's talk to

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one of these bros.

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Sean E. Rib... How do you say this last

1:14

name? Oh, no. Ribber-shod. Hey, what's

1:16

up, dude? Yeah, what's up, guys? How you doing?

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I can't hear anything.

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Oh, God. Can you hear us? Hello?

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You can hear us? Nope. Is

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your volume up on your phone? We hear,

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we hear, we hear us. No. Okay. It's

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on your end. Do

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you understand this? I see it, can't

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hear you. You got us? Do

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you understand? Can you hear us now? Why

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can't I hear them? Oh,

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I got you now. All right,

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buddy. Nice. You there? Yeah, yeah. Alright,

2:00

good. How you doing, man? Good. So

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I got a interesting one. I was talking to

2:05

Nick about okay, was that a wedding recently for for

2:07

a buddy of mine and You

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know, it's time for the best man and Seemingly

2:13

the maid of honor and make their speech the next speech

2:16

good speech and then instead of a maid of

2:18

honor There was a man of

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honor. Okay That's like

2:22

that movie Yeah,

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it was like It was one

2:27

of those things really guy like this 2024 whatever could be a

2:29

thing. Oh like it was a gay guy No,

2:32

it wasn't okay. Yes

2:34

exactly. That's what we all thought Chris

2:36

So the guy comes on and

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he's like talking about how he

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knows the bride from like two years

2:43

ago because she like

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needed a place to stay and Yeah,

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and she moved in with him and

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it was supposed to like a temporary thing but ended up like

2:54

staying for like a year What oh,

2:56

he's trying to put a kibosh on this marriage. Wait

2:58

a minute But was it like, you know, I remember

3:00

when you know, she didn't have a place to stay

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she stayed with Fuck

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I understand that but why did

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she pick him as then man

3:09

of honor? She don't

3:12

have any friends. She does. She was

3:14

woman. It only has male friends, right? Hold

3:17

on because her sister was at the

3:20

wedding. Oh And

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her sister made a speech and

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Like I don't know this what I'm friends with

3:27

the groom. I don't know that well I

3:30

don't know her sister but the tone of

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her sister's speech. I think most of us at

3:34

the wedding were like I Think

3:38

she wanted to be the maid. Yeah She

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did That's

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crazy. Wait, so do

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you know anything? What the fuck? So do

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you know anything about this guy at all? Besides that

3:51

No, so he was actually at my table So

3:54

me and my wife were the only people there that we knew we

3:56

didn't know anybody else's wedding besides the groom Okay,

3:59

and so he He's like sitting at our table. And so

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naturally after he goes up to give the speech, I'm like,

4:03

oh, I gotta like, I gotta find out about this dude.

4:05

There you go. Yeah. Don't be a bitch about it. Sure,

4:08

like, call him that shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

4:11

But of course, like, because he was like in the wedding party,

4:13

like he's up and about and he's doing something. I didn't get

4:15

a, I really chance to talk to him. But

4:17

I guess by my question, the reason I was calling in

4:19

is because like, I brought this up to a bunch of

4:22

our friends, like our mutual friends and everybody's like,

4:26

you tell Dom how weird that was. Yeah. And

4:28

I'm like, like. And so here's the thing. It's

4:30

like, do I tell the dude? We're like, like,

4:32

hey, man, like that was kind of weird. Or like, I

4:35

mean, to be fair, he had a great time at his

4:37

wedding. It was a really good wedding. He had, like I

4:39

said, he had a really good time. So

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I'm like, why even bring it up? But then he had it

4:43

brought up to everybody else. And they're like, dude, that's weird. You

4:45

gotta talk to him. I mean, but maybe, but even if they

4:47

did, maybe they did fuck, maybe they did, they were, but it's

4:49

just the weird thing is that it

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was two years ago. Yeah.

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That's the weird thing. If it was 20 years ago. This

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is my long time friend. That's

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really weird to even have somebody you've only

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known for two years be your best man

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or made of or man of whatever it

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is, is really odd, I think. Well, first

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of all, I'll say this about what that,

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at my wedding, I didn't have a big

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wedding party. Rachel and I

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said, let's pick our closest relative

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to us that we feel the closest

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to. So like my best man was

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my cousin, Alyssa, you know? And then

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Rachel, it was her brother. So

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like unconventional kind

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of thing. But like in terms of like,

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this is like, like when you first saw

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that, I get the idea, what you're saying.

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Like you're kind of like, oh, okay, this

5:38

is different. And then you hear the story

5:40

and you're like two years. Yeah,

5:43

you're like, what? Well, you hear two

5:45

years and you go, oh, but then you hear

5:47

they met because she needed a place to stay.

5:49

Yeah, you're just kind of like, what? Oh my

5:51

God. And then how was the speech and the

5:53

sister speech and it was kind of a, it

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was kind of like a, oh, so, you know,

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I've only known her my whole life. You

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know what I mean? You know, she stays with

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me too sometimes. We live

6:04

together for like the first 10 years of our lives.

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So it was probably like an awkward, that made the

6:08

whole thing awkward, huh? Here's what I would say though.

6:10

Hold on before, like if the

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guy doesn't care, you don't have to

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bring it up. Yeah. But I mean, for me, if I,

6:17

you sounds like, I don't know how close you are with

6:19

the groom. If I was close to

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the groom, I'd be like, yo bro, what's this story with

6:23

that? That's odd to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You

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might say that. Because it wasn't a surprise. Hey, I'll

6:28

surprise you with my person and you surprise me with

6:30

yours. Right, right, right. No, there's like wedding planning that

6:32

goes on and this is like a dinner ahead of

6:34

time. So like he was already fully

6:36

aware of whatever's going on. And

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he, I'll probably, they had a wedding dinner and he

6:41

probably talked, he probably knows, he obviously knows the guy.

6:44

Yeah, yeah. He wasn't surprised with it. No.

6:46

You know what I mean? They've been in each other's lives,

6:49

so I wouldn't worry about it. That's interesting though. That's very

6:51

weird. I really

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want to know about it. Yeah. Yeah.

6:55

No, I'm, I'm close enough with him that I

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feel like I could bring it up and just

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be like, like he's not gonna, yeah. Like,

7:03

you know, like you said, I'm just don't tell you did this. Who

7:05

is that? I was like, my wife was

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like, you want to podcast that? I

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was like, hey, hey, John, nobody from the

7:13

wedding. Be honest with you,

7:15

even if he did see it. Who cares? You know,

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it's not like, but also like who, yeah,

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it, I mean, maybe he's the kind of guy where it's

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like, I don't like Kristen

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talks to exes. I don't give a fuck. Like

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maybe, but I mean, that's different than this, but

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maybe like, but maybe like they're already

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have a very, what? Yeah.

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I know. So people

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would see that'd be weird. Right. I

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know. Yeah. Oh yeah.

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You get what I'm saying? No. Right.

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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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So that's what I'm saying. We've been friends for fucking decades, but yeah.

7:51

Yeah. And people would see that and be like, what? Yes.

7:54

True. True. Yeah. Yeah.

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Because it's just kind of like, wow, amazing. Yeah. So

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what I'm saying is, it's probably a situation like that.

8:04

Yeah. Well, but yeah, but the two years thing throws

8:06

me off. I know. I know. But what I'm saying

8:08

is, the groom obviously doesn't care. It

8:10

would be one thing if he was at the wedding listening

8:12

to the speech and being like, wait, hold on. Y'all in

8:14

New York for two years? And now it's time for the

8:16

man of honor. And he

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stands up and you hear the groom go, aw, him? Right.

8:22

It's not like, you know what I'm saying?

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That would be so bizarre. So if

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you're really close with this guy, my suggestion would

8:29

be like, just casually, you had taken a lunch

8:31

and you're just kind of like, yo, bro, just

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for me. Yeah. What's

8:37

the story? I'm curious. Just you're curious. Because he

8:39

might say, like, ah, that guy's nothing. You know,

8:41

he's like, whatever. He's a cool

8:43

dude. And then he'll be like, oh, it's

8:45

just like, anytime something's unconventional, people don't get

8:47

into the nuance of it. They don't get

8:49

into like, they don't know the deets. And

8:52

then once you find them out, it's probably something so mundane

8:54

that you're just going to be like, oh. Yeah, true, true,

8:56

true, true, true, true, true, true. The way you're describing it,

8:58

it's like, you know, she met this dude on Craigslist, and

9:00

they've been friends for two years, and they probably were fucking.

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And then now she's the maid of honor, because she really

9:05

doesn't want to get married to this guy. This is the

9:07

guy he wanted to be a part of the wedding, and

9:09

he's going to live together. It's like, you making this sound

9:11

strange, but it's probably like, you know? No,

9:13

they listened to Portisette for two years. We're making

9:15

some assumption. Well,

9:18

I don't know. Let us know, though, huh? Yeah, you know,

9:20

we need some follow up on this. I'm

9:23

actually going to see the guy tonight, so I'll run by him.

9:25

Yeah, run by him. And maybe

9:28

suggest he, hey, you want to call into

9:30

a podcast together? No, I'm honestly

9:32

thinking he might. OK, let us know. That would be great.

9:35

Nick, get on there. Nick convinced him to do that. All right. Cool,

9:38

thanks, buddy. All right, man, thanks a lot. Yeah. Weird.

9:44

Was that guy the most normal

9:46

guy ever that called in? The

9:49

most guy that we would just kind of be friends with?

9:51

And just chit? Well, he wasn't very judgy. I liked him. He

9:53

was just kind of like, hey, guys, here's

9:56

this thing. I would trust that guy. I would hang with

9:58

that guy. Most. He

10:00

looks like Wami Yusuf. He

10:04

looks like he would be back there. Dude, you know who I

10:06

am not like. He looks like Casey.

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