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It's the golden
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hour. Whatever.
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It's who we got. Want to talk to one of these dudes? Let's talk to
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one of these bros.
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Sean E. Rib... How do you say this last
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name? Oh, no. Ribber-shod. Hey, what's
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up, dude? Yeah, what's up, guys? How you doing?
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I can't hear anything.
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Oh, God. Can you hear us? Hello?
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You can hear us? Nope. Is
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you understand? Can you hear us now? Why
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buddy. Nice. You there? Yeah, yeah. Alright,
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good. How you doing, man? Good. So
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I got a interesting one. I was talking to
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Nick about okay, was that a wedding recently for for
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a buddy of mine and You
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know, it's time for the best man and Seemingly
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the maid of honor and make their speech the next speech
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good speech and then instead of a maid of
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honor There was a man of
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honor. Okay That's like
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that movie Yeah,
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it was like It was one
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of those things really guy like this 2024 whatever could be a
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thing. Oh like it was a gay guy No,
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it wasn't okay. Yes
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exactly. That's what we all thought Chris
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So the guy comes on and
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he's like talking about how he
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knows the bride from like two years
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ago because she like
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needed a place to stay and Yeah,
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and she moved in with him and
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it was supposed to like a temporary thing but ended up like
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staying for like a year What oh,
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he's trying to put a kibosh on this marriage. Wait
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a minute But was it like, you know, I remember
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when you know, she didn't have a place to stay
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she stayed with Fuck
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I understand that but why did
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she pick him as then man
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of honor? She don't
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have any friends. She does. She was
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woman. It only has male friends, right? Hold
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on because her sister was at the
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wedding. Oh And
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her sister made a speech and
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Like I don't know this what I'm friends with
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the groom. I don't know that well I
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don't know her sister but the tone of
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her sister's speech. I think most of us at
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the wedding were like I Think
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she wanted to be the maid. Yeah She
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did That's
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crazy. Wait, so do
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you know anything? What the fuck? So do
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you know anything about this guy at all? Besides that
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No, so he was actually at my table So
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me and my wife were the only people there that we knew we
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didn't know anybody else's wedding besides the groom Okay,
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and so he He's like sitting at our table. And so
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naturally after he goes up to give the speech, I'm like,
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oh, I gotta like, I gotta find out about this dude.
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There you go. Yeah. Don't be a bitch about it. Sure,
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like, call him that shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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But of course, like, because he was like in the wedding party,
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like he's up and about and he's doing something. I didn't get
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a, I really chance to talk to him. But
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I guess by my question, the reason I was calling in
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is because like, I brought this up to a bunch of
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our friends, like our mutual friends and everybody's like,
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you tell Dom how weird that was. Yeah. And
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I'm like, like. And so here's the thing. It's
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like, do I tell the dude? We're like, like,
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hey, man, like that was kind of weird. Or like, I
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mean, to be fair, he had a great time at his
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wedding. It was a really good wedding. He had, like I
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said, he had a really good time. So
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I'm like, why even bring it up? But then he had it
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brought up to everybody else. And they're like, dude, that's weird. You
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gotta talk to him. I mean, but maybe, but even if they
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did, maybe they did fuck, maybe they did, they were, but it's
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just the weird thing is that it
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was two years ago. Yeah.
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That's the weird thing. If it was 20 years ago. This
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is my long time friend. That's
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really weird to even have somebody you've only
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known for two years be your best man
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or made of or man of whatever it
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is, is really odd, I think. Well, first
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of all, I'll say this about what that,
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at my wedding, I didn't have a big
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wedding party. Rachel and I
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said, let's pick our closest relative
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to us that we feel the closest
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to. So like my best man was
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my cousin, Alyssa, you know? And then
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Rachel, it was her brother. So
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like unconventional kind
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of thing. But like in terms of like,
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this is like, like when you first saw
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that, I get the idea, what you're saying.
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Like you're kind of like, oh, okay, this
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is different. And then you hear the story
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and you're like two years. Yeah,
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you're like, what? Well, you hear two
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years and you go, oh, but then you hear
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they met because she needed a place to stay.
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Yeah, you're just kind of like, what? Oh my
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God. And then how was the speech and the
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sister speech and it was kind of a, it
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was kind of like a, oh, so, you know,
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I've only known her my whole life. You
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know what I mean? You know, she stays with
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me too sometimes. We live
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together for like the first 10 years of our lives.
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So it was probably like an awkward, that made the
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whole thing awkward, huh? Here's what I would say though.
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Hold on before, like if the
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guy doesn't care, you don't have to
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bring it up. Yeah. But I mean, for me, if I,
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you sounds like, I don't know how close you are with
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the groom. If I was close to
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the groom, I'd be like, yo bro, what's this story with
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that? That's odd to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You
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might say that. Because it wasn't a surprise. Hey, I'll
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surprise you with my person and you surprise me with
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yours. Right, right, right. No, there's like wedding planning that
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goes on and this is like a dinner ahead of
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time. So like he was already fully
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aware of whatever's going on. And
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he, I'll probably, they had a wedding dinner and he
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probably talked, he probably knows, he obviously knows the guy.
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Yeah, yeah. He wasn't surprised with it. No.
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You know what I mean? They've been in each other's lives,
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so I wouldn't worry about it. That's interesting though. That's very
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weird. I really
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want to know about it. Yeah. Yeah.
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No, I'm, I'm close enough with him that I
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feel like I could bring it up and just
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be like, like he's not gonna, yeah. Like,
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you know, like you said, I'm just don't tell you did this. Who
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is that? I was like, my wife was
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like, you want to podcast that? I
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was like, hey, hey, John, nobody from the
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wedding. Be honest with you,
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even if he did see it. Who cares? You know,
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it's not like, but also like who, yeah,
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it, I mean, maybe he's the kind of guy where it's
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like, I don't like Kristen
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talks to exes. I don't give a fuck. Like
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maybe, but I mean, that's different than this, but
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maybe like, but maybe like they're already
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have a very, what? Yeah.
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I know. So people
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would see that'd be weird. Right. I
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know. Yeah. Oh yeah.
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You get what I'm saying? No. Right.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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So that's what I'm saying. We've been friends for fucking decades, but yeah.
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Yeah. And people would see that and be like, what? Yes.
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True. True. Yeah. Yeah.
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Because it's just kind of like, wow, amazing. Yeah. So
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what I'm saying is, it's probably a situation like that.
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Yeah. Well, but yeah, but the two years thing throws
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me off. I know. I know. But what I'm saying
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is, the groom obviously doesn't care. It
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would be one thing if he was at the wedding listening
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to the speech and being like, wait, hold on. Y'all in
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New York for two years? And now it's time for the
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man of honor. And he
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stands up and you hear the groom go, aw, him? Right.
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It's not like, you know what I'm saying?
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That would be so bizarre. So if
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you're really close with this guy, my suggestion would
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be like, just casually, you had taken a lunch
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and you're just kind of like, yo, bro, just
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for me. Yeah. What's
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the story? I'm curious. Just you're curious. Because he
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might say, like, ah, that guy's nothing. You know,
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he's like, whatever. He's a cool
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dude. And then he'll be like, oh, it's
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just like, anytime something's unconventional, people don't get
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into the nuance of it. They don't get
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into like, they don't know the deets. And
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then once you find them out, it's probably something so mundane
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that you're just going to be like, oh. Yeah, true, true,
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true, true, true, true, true, true. The way you're describing it,
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it's like, you know, she met this dude on Craigslist, and
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they've been friends for two years, and they probably were fucking.
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And then now she's the maid of honor, because she really
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doesn't want to get married to this guy. This is the
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guy he wanted to be a part of the wedding, and
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he's going to live together. It's like, you making this sound
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strange, but it's probably like, you know? No,
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they listened to Portisette for two years. We're making
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some assumption. Well,
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I don't know. Let us know, though, huh? Yeah, you know,
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we need some follow up on this. I'm
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actually going to see the guy tonight, so I'll run by him.
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Yeah, run by him. And maybe
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suggest he, hey, you want to call into
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a podcast together? No, I'm honestly
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thinking he might. OK, let us know. That would be great.
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Nick, get on there. Nick convinced him to do that. All right. Cool,
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thanks, buddy. All right, man, thanks a lot. Yeah. Weird.
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Was that guy the most normal
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guy ever that called in? The
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most guy that we would just kind of be friends with?
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And just chit? Well, he wasn't very judgy. I liked him. He
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was just kind of like, hey, guys, here's
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this thing. I would trust that guy. I would hang with
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that guy. Most. He
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looks like Wami Yusuf. He
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looks like he would be back there. Dude, you know who I
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am not like. He looks like Casey.
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