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Tide! Chris Leitakam. tied right

2:00

yeah you're right Eric

2:04

acting different on a mainstream commercial

2:08

man you sound different mainstream

2:10

commercial well that how you

2:13

say it national I

2:15

was a natural manes wait wait what's

2:17

all over the tube these days what's

2:19

my mom tells me she goes oh

2:22

my god I saw Eric on a

2:24

commercial I'm like you're acting like 16

2:27

live TV I was like mom Eric's ton

2:29

of stuff you know what's funny is like

2:31

there is something magical about the TV yeah

2:33

yeah yeah it doesn't matter no I know

2:35

so many people have texted me being like

2:37

bro great you know as if I just

2:39

started my career too oh good job no

2:42

you know no there's maybe it's cuz because

2:44

you know we're all over 40 here but

2:46

even when I saw him like yeah I

2:48

didn't see it on TV though I just

2:50

saw it on your thing oh what you

2:52

saw on TV

3:04

oh yeah my mom texts him out she's like tell

3:06

Eric we're so proud of him like no but tell

3:08

me you saw it on TV yeah I'm telling you

3:11

we're watching like what

3:13

do you watch on TV the ESPN is

3:15

the only live of during the CU Buff game

3:20

it came up most watched uh-huh okay well

3:22

my mom takes like yeah my mom takes

3:25

me she's like yo tell her we're so proud

3:28

of him funny mom he's oh

3:30

he's mid 50 hey not

3:34

mid early 50 you know I'm saying no

3:36

no I know what you're saying wow and

3:39

that's why I'm correcting you hey proud of

3:41

him like he's some 18 year old wow

3:43

no she saw he got his first gig

3:45

I know uh I wow

3:47

okay I actually thought that backup I thought that

3:49

poster in the back was a twin towers getting

3:52

the plane getting going into the princess success

3:54

I was what's the shit Neil Brennan directed

3:56

this to oh it did he yeah

4:00

Who gets paid more you or the director we

4:03

do no really yeah Yeah,

4:06

I wonder cuz he only gets paid once. Oh And

4:08

you get residuals. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, is this I

4:11

said to him when I start directing commercials. I'm

4:13

a return to favor Mmm. Oh, yeah. Yeah Good

4:16

as my even me cast or a turbo tax

4:18

expert who charges me less but gives me more

4:21

sing it Adam Oh

4:33

It's time to really really that's funny

4:37

Yeah, when I look at it, I go how and

4:40

there's like so many different versions of it,

4:42

too, which is great. Okay. This is different

4:44

Oh, no, that's great. Yeah. Yeah, there's a

4:46

shortened version There's a but I know I

4:48

remember what so I'm doing the I get

4:50

the audition and I go and then it

4:52

was like immediate Callback, you know, and

4:54

I'm sitting there and I knew I was like, oh this isn't going well

4:57

Because when the guy has

5:00

to come out and say hey everybody for

5:02

a turbo tax. Um, listen When

5:04

you go in We're

5:07

not doing the improv anymore, you know, I'm like, oh,

5:09

it's been a rough day, right? Yeah,

5:12

yeah, and I can't stand with casting directors give

5:14

it like a read like do it like this

5:16

I just go like this. Hey, hey, bro, you

5:18

know why you're casting because you can't do this

5:20

Yeah, so let's not I don't want to hear

5:22

your rhyme reads You know what I mean? So

5:24

yeah, but this guy was like whatever and then

5:26

but I hear him say I look

5:28

and then Adam Devine's gonna come out and then I heard when

5:30

I heard that I was like, oh You

5:33

didn't know Adam was in I did oh damn I didn't

5:36

know Adam was in it But then but

5:38

I know when they saw me they were gonna be like,

5:40

oh, yeah, let's that's the guy Yeah, because they can do

5:42

work on hollers for yeah cheap. Yeah.

5:44

Yeah. Well, that's all the commenters

5:46

said that Turbo

5:48

tax brought us work a hollers Back

5:51

so then when I was on set that the creative

5:53

guys, you know, they were like, yeah In

5:58

the back of the days I booked a few commercials

6:00

like when worker hogs are at his height. And the

6:03

guys, you know, the ad guy secretly is sitting next

6:05

to me at the set. And he's like, yeah, man,

6:07

when I saw you. Yeah, when I saw your thing,

6:09

I was like, he's the one. But it can go

6:11

two ways, right? It could be if Turbo Tax is

6:13

like, ah, we don't want people to think. Yeah, it

6:15

can go, you can either screw you or. But it

6:17

went like this. And then it was like, I didn't

6:19

know, I didn't even

6:21

know Neil was the director either. So I walk in,

6:23

he wasn't even there. He was over by Zoom. All

6:26

the homies. And you just hear his voice. So I

6:28

just hear him go, he

6:30

just goes, hey, Eric, Neil Brennan. You

6:32

know, then he went into the thing. And

6:34

I was like, oh, wow. I'm looking there. Oh,

6:37

the homies directed? Yeah, yeah. Like

6:40

you told me before. I was all stressed out.

6:42

No, but you know what? I'll tell you

6:45

guys a little thing, though. I remember doing

6:47

a commercial. And

6:52

when I walked in, the director I'd worked with before.

6:55

So when I walked in, I was like, oh,

6:57

what's up, man? I was acting crazy. But

6:59

the guy was like, he didn't even know me. What? Yeah.

7:02

When was this? This was a while ago. I'm going

7:04

to tell you why. Is it a twin? No,

7:06

I tell you what he said to me. It was just

7:09

a twin. Yeah, no. He's hilarious.

7:11

But the guy said to me later, he

7:13

was like, yeah, man, you should never do

7:15

that. Because as a director, you're always fighting

7:18

with the ad people for who you

7:20

want. And

7:22

then the moment, the moment, like, commercials

7:24

are like weird because it's a bunch of people trying

7:27

to justify their job. Weird, God. And there's a lot

7:29

of ad people who are not creative at all, who

7:31

are just kind of, because then you'll come in with

7:33

this outfit on. They'll say, yeah, the ad people want

7:36

to see what you're wearing. And there's going to be

7:38

somebody that's going to be like this. I don't know

7:40

if I like that. Oh, God. It's that kind of

7:42

shit. So the guy was like,

7:44

he's like, yeah, you shouldn't do that. Because then when he's like, I try

7:46

to get you a job, they're like, of course he does. We don't like

7:49

him. Oh, God. Of course. So now I know, now

7:51

I come in. Now I see a director I worked

7:53

with, I come in, I just be like, interesting. Wow.

7:55

I don't know that. Yeah. With them giving you notes,

7:57

like creative notes, that's, you ever heard the story of

7:59

Rogan? I quit. acting. He was doing some audition and

8:01

they're like why don't you try it like this and he's

8:03

like oh oh I'm

8:05

out and just walked out. She just walked

8:07

out? Yeah he's like I'm never acting again I'm out. They're

8:10

like why don't you try it like this he's in the to your point

8:12

he was like no you don't know what the fuck you're doing. He's

8:15

like I do and he's like oh I'm out. You know

8:17

what's so funny I remember seeing Joe so

8:19

long ago when I first started

8:22

at the laugh factory he had hair

8:24

he wasn't as buff and

8:26

you know just the things he was talking about

8:28

at the time it's so crazy to see the

8:30

evolution of where. Wow. You know it's about where

8:32

he is now. Have you guys

8:34

all seen this? Yeah. Have you seen this?

8:37

You haven't? I don't think so. It's basically

8:39

where he got the idea from basically. Yeah

8:41

gave us all jobs. Yeah. This

8:44

is fucking awesome. Thank you. 2007. This is

8:46

the craziest thing ever. I

8:48

think how cool it is for some kid who gets to

8:50

come up call up and talk to his favorite comedian on

8:53

the air looking right at the eyes. You're like you just

8:55

you're connected. You're connected. It really is

8:57

different you know than television. This is

9:00

way better. It's like radio but it's

9:02

like television. Well not only that there's

9:04

not a corporate pressure. Yeah the thing

9:06

that fucked up television the thing that

9:08

fucked up entertainment in general is money.

9:10

As I say everybody has to say

9:12

certain words don't say certain words don't

9:14

bring up certain subjects. You can't just

9:16

express yourself because you're expressing yourself to

9:18

someone who's selling advertising space and that's

9:21

all it and that fucks up everything.

9:23

Cut to Rogan. Oh oh oh Riley.

9:25

Cut to Helix Sleep. Well

9:29

we're still pushing it but it's up to

9:31

now but I mean you can turn it

9:33

down though. I got a lot of yeah

9:35

he yeah he can turn him down yeah

9:37

exactly. Yeah Tom Green I mean godfather man

9:39

legend. Oh guys have you heard that weird

9:43

Justin Bieber song? That's fake right? Yeah yeah

9:45

I saw it. I don't know. I lost

9:47

myself at a ditty park. It's a banger.

9:49

It sounds just like a banger. Come on

9:51

bro. You know it's fake. I know

9:54

but it's like why is that still out there? I

9:56

guess his people didn't be like you gotta take this

9:58

down. Well if it slaps though it's. What's

10:00

he talking about? God

10:04

the Diddy stuff's getting so dark. I

10:06

haven't anyone that ever took a picture

10:08

of them. They're like look at I know Oh dude,

10:10

it's touching kids. I'm like, I don't know That's

10:16

obviously Sounds

10:19

like I

10:24

mean it's so fake Yeah,

10:27

it doesn't it sounds like a robot

10:30

Sorry, that's a piece of crap No,

10:34

it's it's it's good, but it's

10:37

yeah, I heard that immediately If

10:40

you make this song about like loving you, like if

10:42

it was like my favorite comedian, you'd be like, oh

10:44

my god this was great. Like this is real Um,

10:48

no That's myself at a Diddy

10:50

party Yeah,

10:52

I I I haven't heard anything since the the baby

10:54

oil thing. I haven't been paying attention And

10:58

by the way, let me shout out my buddy Paul Paul

11:00

cuz he keeps hitting me up all the time guys you

11:03

guys were talking about dude You should look at this video

11:05

in that video, you know, I'm like, okay, dude, so you

11:07

got your shout out Yeah,

11:10

it goes deep man it goes back to

11:13

Kim Porter and how she was outing him

11:15

and then well I mean but that we

11:17

knew about that But the really what's the

11:19

feds got privy to all this dirty darkness

11:22

Is some lady came asking she had all these names

11:24

all this evidence came to Diddy I'm sure you know,

11:26

he's a billionaire. So they're gonna sue him all the

11:28

time. She was like, hey, if you don't give me

11:31

30 million I'm gonna release all this

11:33

evidence and Diddy's team. They're always get

11:35

sued like good do your shot And

11:37

then she submit it to his lawyers. They're like,

11:39

oh shit. There's a ton of Legit

11:42

evidence really paid her 30 million.

11:45

She tells everybody else so then everybody else like

11:47

yo Where's my money? And then

11:50

the prosecution went hold on Diddy's a

11:52

big-ass name. We can make money off this so then the

11:54

Fed they gave to the feds So

11:56

if you would have just paid the 30 million and

11:58

made that lady go away You probably don't hear about

12:00

any of this. Well, there's rumors that this guy like put

12:03

hits out on people. Oh yeah, I know. You know what

12:06

I mean? The biggie stuff is dark. Yeah.

12:09

And then Jay-Z's getting dragged into it. The

12:12

Jay-Z stuff and the Leah stuff. How

12:15

about like, they're trying to associate it with all

12:17

of these people that, all these CEOs that have

12:19

like quit their, they're retired because

12:21

they feel like, you know, stuff's

12:24

gonna come out. Kevin Hart shut

12:26

down all his vegan restaurants and everybody's equating it.

12:29

Any news. Yeah. I'm

12:31

telling anyone with a single picture with Diddy, they're like,

12:33

look at him. Dude, I saw this thing was, and

12:35

I'm like, yeah. Who's the guy? One

12:39

of the guy, one of the, he's a

12:42

big rapper. I can't remember his name right

12:44

now. But he was like on either Ellen

12:46

or Oprah with Diddy. And he was like,

12:48

yeah, man, we were on his

12:50

plane and it was awesome.

12:52

And everyone was like, oh.

12:55

You know, it's like, you can't even take a ride with

12:57

him. It's like. Was

13:02

it Travis Scott? This shit, no, it wasn't. You

13:04

were seeing when Travis Scott runs away. When Diddy's

13:06

like, tell him what we're gonna do, man. Tell

13:09

him how crazy he can go. And he just

13:11

takes off. No. Yeah, but now,

13:13

if they were trying to do funny

13:15

videos before, now it's not funny. Now

13:18

it's like, turns into like, oh, and

13:20

it gets me too. I'm

13:22

like, oh shit, look at that. I know. French

13:24

Montana. That's who it was. His dad though, didn't

13:26

he? No. You

13:28

know what? You're thinking of John Gotti. He's

13:31

been quiet. What's his name? OJ Simpson. No.

13:34

What's his name? I don't know. Do we want to watch

13:36

it? We can't watch Ellen. It is what it is. Why

13:38

is he dressed like that? Oh, that's French Montana, bro. Still.

13:40

I know there's. I couldn't name a French Montana song. French

13:43

Montana. The name is so

13:46

bad. Welcome to 40. I

13:48

know. Well, no, no, no, I'll tell you what. He's 40.

13:51

He's old. Oh, at least. He's old.

13:53

Yeah, but he started. How was, how was Skating

13:56

Fest? It was real good. So

13:58

much fun, right? Yeah, so that's a great. I

14:00

thought everybody that came that came and

14:02

it's just so you know what it

14:04

is You know you walk around and

14:06

you don't feel famous you feel appreciated.

14:08

Yep, you know the fans are great

14:10

Yeah, you really do the people come up and they

14:13

just they'll be like so many golden hour fans Oh,

14:15

yeah, some guys a man a patreon subscriber Can

14:17

I take a picture and all that kind of but

14:20

you feel like they go the

14:22

just they feel ownership over you appreciate Yeah, because

14:24

it's like man I've been listening a lot of

14:26

shut-ins This is their first time

14:28

to come out and you get to see this person you've

14:31

been you've been hearing talk for like two Years or something

14:33

like that. It's a great thing Did

14:36

you see who they have open ICP in

14:39

st. Cloud Posse I wasn't there

14:41

for all that stuff I don't

14:43

know who was you know they had today that

14:46

you you you Jeff Dye was there Mmm,

14:48

you know you just it's

14:51

he was on a weird show. He was on this show There's

14:54

some weird show no male comic goes up And

14:56

he has to do comedy and then a panel of female

14:58

comics decide if they would fuck him or not Oh,

15:03

Jeff could have spoken Portuguese like yeah,

15:05

we're in what's Sexy, right?

15:07

The irony of it is that like can you

15:09

even imagine doing it the other way? Oh

15:12

my god I mean they beat you'd be safe. You'd

15:14

be safe at Skankfest doing it the other way, but

15:16

anywhere else Wow,

15:19

yeah, that's So

15:21

did they vote to fuck him I Don't

15:24

know how I got to get in. Oh, dude. You gotta

15:26

stay for a little sure Yeah,

15:29

he could say anything like yeah, he's a pretty good-looking

15:31

guy. It's no yeah Yeah,

15:34

yeah, what other comics did

15:36

it? Yeah? Don't give us the hands one

15:38

like the ugly dudes. I was there

15:43

Shane Gillis was there he doesn't have to do

15:45

an act we know already I Was

15:48

like why was an eye on that show? It

15:51

was a lot of people. All right. Well that that's cool.

15:53

Yeah, that's cool. There's in Vegas, right? Yeah Tone

15:57

belt you guys don't tell me of course That

22:00

one thing I'm like the balls on these

22:02

dudes to just do this and the guy

22:04

was really good He wasn't over the top

22:07

and then after that Javier Bardem

22:09

came in and that guy goes like this Let me tell

22:11

you what show this is actually going to be and

22:14

she came into the show and made it a

22:16

different thing And it it

22:18

was so good. See you have your bird

22:20

them is so amazing and the lawyer chick.

22:23

She's great She's great. I've seen the original

22:26

people. Yeah Spot-on

22:28

but but man, I'm never them

22:30

is unbelievable. He's great But

22:33

but this is why you fucked up. So too gay.

22:35

Yes, but we all the Mendez story It's from the

22:37

90s everyone knows the Mendez story

22:39

But what you don't know is that abuse of

22:41

why they killed the parents and that was the

22:43

angle but I do know that No, you don't

22:45

cuz you're stupid. No, I did know that stupid.

22:47

But here's the deal. That's not gay No,

22:50

it was so fucked up. No, no,

22:53

so no, it's okay. No, it's beyond

22:55

that But we it's it's so

22:57

beyond so so that so then so then

22:59

let me tell you so let me say

23:01

something Okay, but that actually happened Chris. I

23:03

that's why it's important. No that you get

23:05

down with your gayness. That is important It's

23:07

not important to show them holding hands on

23:09

a raft in the pool with their fucking

23:11

abs gleam Yes, it is that that to

23:13

me. I'm like their handsome boys.

23:15

I know it's too good. It's distracting. Yes

23:17

It's distracting again, and by the way, welcome

23:20

to the episode 100

23:22

of the golden hour Yes

23:25

Thank you for big. You know what? I

23:27

want to thank all of you for your

23:29

support You know, we had a lot of

23:31

changes and transitions and we're here now Amber's

23:35

we're going strong and I appreciate all the support. Did you guys

23:37

think we'd make it to 100? No,

23:39

I didn't think about it Oh

23:48

Grandma turn 100. I'm like good for you, man Yeah,

23:54

my thing I agree it was

23:56

over the top yeah, but because

23:58

that the narrative Couldn't

26:00

possibly be right, but now you couldn't

26:02

do that now no Asian community to

26:04

come out Asian hate But how about

26:06

my manager Lex went to Beverly Hills

26:08

High School with them? Cuz

26:11

when I text a group like who checked

26:13

up in that Mendez docking those fuck those

26:15

guys They were scumbags in high school. They

26:17

were obviously I went I went hold on

26:19

talking about two victims here, okay There were

26:21

obviously lunatics, but it's just how could you

26:23

not be if you grow up like that?

26:25

How could you not be do my one

26:27

of my favorite scenes the brother with it

26:29

cleanest to pay in the prison? Yeah, yeah

26:32

So yeah, but you either you either listen

26:36

You have childhood abuse right you either

26:39

gonna kill your parents and end up in jail Or

26:42

you're gonna become Michael Jackson or

26:44

or and your own do

26:46

slower side, you know or a school shooter

26:49

I'm just saying like you know, he's getting killed somebody Somebody's

26:52

getting killed or you're getting great music There's

26:56

no middle ground we're a

26:58

good fighter they just go

27:00

yeah, fuck it Really

27:05

had to sell let me try this off your work and I

27:07

thought I was gonna bomb Yeah,

27:11

good job coming you bringing out

27:14

the guns But I wonder

27:16

if they're gonna get a retrial now

27:18

this guy's I don't know the thing the

27:20

reason I'm 24. It's so woke but the

27:22

reason why it made I

27:26

got reignited and everything they may sort of make documentaries

27:28

again is because it blew up on tick tock You

27:31

know your shit man, bro. You just called

27:33

him stupid. Yeah. Yeah, exactly you Wait,

27:37

this is crazy. Wait, was that in I saw that

27:39

was that wasn't part of the show though. That's a

27:41

real card Yeah, I was gonna ask if it was

27:44

they said it in the show No, no, they didn't

27:46

so but this is after they Spending

27:49

spree so it's good. So it's so that so

27:51

it's good. Look Ryan Murphy's great. He really is

27:54

great Make an horror story top three. Ah The

27:56

OJ thing was terrible. The OJ one was was

27:59

was I

34:00

know whatever happened which is some hoshe which

34:02

is really infuriating what that they yeah That

34:04

just stops because they were gonna get into

34:06

that or we kept teasing BTK and they

34:09

just don't get those boring No, no, okay,

34:11

be together then will keep and usually I

34:13

don't like it when you guys okay, okay?

34:17

Mine hunter mine hunter

34:19

they get born by they were gonna do they were

34:21

gonna do fucking He was like I could do 10

34:24

14 seasons of this that's what David Fincher said and then all

34:26

of a sudden They're not doing it cuz I guess it's too

34:28

expensive or something He said it's too much work. I guess whatever

34:31

Whatever he wanted to do, but they're not doing

34:33

it cuz of him Let's but the thing is

34:35

like what I'm saying is like the people that

34:37

they got to play the serial killer. Oh Which

34:41

one in the mine hunter one The

34:44

dude played the guy playing Manson. I

34:46

was like this guy is like I don't even

34:49

remember that one I remember the edge. Oh my

34:51

god ever one and kenbria just like him that

34:53

guy's huge Wait,

34:56

so let's talk about the armor gay guy was

34:58

huge the dama thing is crazy because the real

35:00

dama thing not the show but the shows good,

35:02

but the dama thing's crazy because It's

35:07

like they basically he got away with it because

35:09

he's gay because the cops would be like oh,

35:11

it's just a gay guy You know

35:14

I mean, they're like we don't touch them. We don't

35:16

get it. So it's so old school. It's so weird

35:18

They're like oh the gay dude one of the guys

35:20

he drills in a set. He's bleeding out of his

35:22

head Yeah, I know cops catch. Oh, no, he's my

35:25

boyfriend AIDS and they get sent him back to him

35:28

Yeah, that is just crazy. That is in dama wanna get

35:30

caught. He's like you guys gotta kill me. I know I

35:33

know That's why he that's

35:35

why I his is horrific the things that

35:37

he did but like the

35:39

the clown guy's way worse Dude,

35:41

you want me now guys? Yeah,

35:46

yes our white belts listen you so, you

35:48

know, yeah, he didn't kill anybody dressed as

35:50

a clown that was So

35:53

what I just know him as a killer There

35:55

were 30 people buried under his house, but he

35:57

didn't do it as a clown. So what? That's

36:00

your problem. Yeah Was

36:04

way before this guy's like why could

36:06

you him being like it's too clowny?

36:09

Yeah, he's a Democrat too He's

36:16

a Democrat look it up in Chicago is powerful

36:19

no he yeah, he was that guy

36:21

was That

36:25

guy was that guy was oh my those

36:27

are the ones you strangle you those are

36:29

the ones I think I think same with

36:31

the same with BTK. Okay, okay, so worse

36:33

cuz he killed kids Casey

36:37

killed kids no he didn't they

36:39

were 15 No,

36:41

hold on BDK killed like two and three year

36:44

olds in front of their parents and then killed

36:46

them and made the sister and Brother watch that's

36:48

okay educate yourself. No, I I know

36:50

that but you can't I knew that but

36:53

Things he's gonna be on murder jeopardy. You

36:55

know to me Why

36:59

don't you have a murder podcast yeah, this

37:01

is so dark man sometimes after cleanse

37:03

my palate with glee I

37:06

know no sometimes it is too much like

37:08

you sit you're watching these things my fall

37:10

asleep to Dom Yeah, I know yeah, but

37:12

these but like my wife wants to watch

37:14

it sometimes, and I'm just like oh And

37:16

I like it. It's good. It's interesting, but

37:18

it's like I can only do it if

37:20

they're not killing kids like I won't touch

37:22

I won't touch BTK Richard Ramirez. I'm all

37:24

in on and he was killing around here.

37:26

That's interesting, but this is everybody this is

37:28

stupid Psychologist warns. It's a major

37:30

red flag if you relax by enjoying true crime stories

37:32

I mean I think well, that's how I wanted every

37:35

dude. It's so big everybody watches this shit No, I

37:37

do by the way. I don't know where I relax

37:39

by watching no, but what I'm saying is like, but

37:41

do you prefer? On

37:45

the TV now that's all I'm gonna think Oh

37:54

Kids branded Um,

38:00

yeah, but I don't know if but

38:03

do you prefer so like you have

38:05

Dom or the show? Yeah, I don't

38:07

know if I think I preferred the

38:09

tapes Over

38:11

the show. Well, I like both of them. I

38:13

know I get it But what I'm saying is

38:15

they can't do it. Tell me I don't like

38:17

it. I hear you there When I'd rather we

38:19

know they're embellishing and that guy I don't like

38:21

that either You want me to ruin Dom or

38:23

for you? So you know the the neighbor the

38:25

black neighbor? That's we already know I know didn't

38:27

live there dude She lived across the fucking street

38:29

in another building By

38:32

the way, I told you that earlier. I don't know about the way Thank

38:35

goodness because how crazy would that be for

38:37

in real life? Like like no, but like

38:39

you know, you're you're like think of his real neighbors.

38:42

That's that's what I'm saying. Talk to them Yeah, I

38:44

think that I didn't like why fuck them lady across

38:46

the street What what what that's why is the lady

38:48

across the street even part of the story because she

38:50

called the cops. She's so no nosy Right. Yeah, shut

38:52

it. Why do you have that up in here? I

38:54

wonder why they didn't keep her across the street in

38:57

the show cuz it's better. It's

38:59

better next door but it's it she's I'm

39:02

with it because it's like It's

39:06

it's too It's already

39:08

crazy off. Yeah, but that woman would be

39:11

like you you wouldn't let it

39:13

go It's so it's like the problem is

39:15

if you cross the street, but if across

39:17

the street She stayed on you would be

39:19

like as a viewer. I'm

39:21

like, all right Well, I guess maybe it doesn't smell

39:23

that bad. It's like dude, it's in your place and

39:26

it smells so bad You'd move you did it's just

39:28

it's a little much. I'm not saying it's bad I'm

39:30

just well, but but I'm but the point though is

39:32

that he'd still actually had

39:34

neighbor. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, true. True It

39:37

wasn't like he was like, you know, yeah, yeah, he had neighbors

39:41

So it's like, you know, but you know, it's

39:43

like one of these kinds of things were like

39:45

who wants to say anything I wouldn't like if

39:47

I was Dahmer's neighbor and like, you know, you

39:49

smelled shit and you heard some shit Yeah, and

39:51

like you say how the cops said was like,

39:53

you know, he's gay right? So you're listening to

39:55

like No,

40:00

he's getting it. You know what I mean? Eric,

40:02

Eric, Eric, and then go like, that's fucking gay.

40:07

So you don't want to come out now and be like, yeah.

40:11

It's in the same way that no one

40:14

from the Intercontinental Hotel can even be contacted.

40:16

So many syllables. You know what I mean?

40:18

For what do you mean? For what? For

40:20

the Diddy thing. Like whoever he bought

40:22

the tape from. The hotel

40:24

has since been changed ownership

40:26

and nobody, like literally, you know what

40:29

I mean? Who wants to be the one

40:31

to be like, yeah. The Dumber

40:33

apartments they knocked down. He bulldozed down. It's

40:35

like a park. So this is

40:37

why. So think about. Is Gacy's house still?

40:39

Think about, no. So think about. I don't

40:42

know. No, it's not. And I think about.

40:44

I'm doing like the Workaholics house where they

40:46

do tours. The Manson murders, that house is

40:48

like 15 mil now. I mean, it's redone,

40:50

but it's still there. And the one

40:53

Topanga's still there. Think about the, think

40:55

about, something sometimes I lose,

40:59

like sight and perspective about

41:02

the fact that all

41:04

this stuff. I know all this

41:06

stuff happened. Okay. You know that Dumber killed a bunch

41:08

of people and Gacy killed a bunch of people. And

41:11

then there's a thing that like you can do

41:13

where it's like, where you really think about it

41:15

and you actually like feel that it happened. Do

41:17

you understand what I'm saying? Like you can feel

41:19

the feeling of it. And

41:22

then you go even further and you're like,

41:24

this was a real room that people were

41:26

in where Dumber killed a guy,

41:29

cut him up and this guy

41:31

was scared. And this was a real moment in real

41:33

life. And then you think like,

41:35

I've never had anything like that in my life

41:37

happen. I've never experienced anything like that. And the

41:39

fact that people experience this and,

41:41

and, and it actually happened, dude.

41:44

And you're, and, and, and you weren't in

41:47

that room. If you were in that room,

41:49

it would be fucking bonkers, dude.

41:51

I'm losing my mind. I'm

41:53

losing my mind if I think about that. It's why

41:55

you should learn to fight. Nobody, you

41:57

know what the fuck I would do to Dom? I have. But

42:00

he wouldn't get you dude, but even if I got the

42:02

gift of gab I'd be fucking hilarious He'd let me go.

42:05

He would try to go nibble on your ears and be

42:07

like nope Let's

42:15

just watch the movie Yeah,

42:23

what are you gonna do when he's behind you? Oh Oh,

42:27

good luck, but yeah, true. Good luck. Good

42:29

luck fitting it in You

42:34

talked about that guy should make a Polly Shore documentary

42:36

did you know Richard

42:38

Simmons, did you know Polly Shore was trying to make

42:40

a trying to yes, and he did like a short

42:42

film And oh, I thought it was like this was

42:45

a thing. I thought Polly Shore got casted already No,

42:47

he's trying to make it but like Richard Simmons the

42:49

state is trying to block it. Oh Yeah,

42:52

but when he did it He's

42:55

so good Camera

42:58

to try to keep up with him Those

43:10

Benji He's

43:17

just really good Can

43:20

I tell everybody that can I tell everybody that

43:22

mama wants to see mama wants to do These

43:29

five where's his copy of sweat

43:31

into the oldest buddy here in your audience gets a

43:34

copy of Sweating to the

43:36

oldies It's

43:38

just the same guy. Yeah. Well, what's weird

43:40

is I thought it was weird when

43:42

I saw that but I heard about this because he it's

43:45

like He's a

43:47

shorn right, but it's it's like

43:49

it's so weird to Make

43:52

a movie or want to make a movie

43:54

about somebody just because you look like them.

43:56

That's so weird Yeah, so acts like him.

43:58

He's perfect for it, though No,

44:00

he's making a fashion cast in Hernandez and just

44:02

think he was like positive and he changed all

44:05

these people. Yeah. Yeah fair enough. Yeah. Yeah He

44:09

did this from the grave This

44:12

is before he died. I remember that but they've heard

44:14

they be doing a movie about me with Polly Shore

44:16

I've never given permission for this movie. So don't believe

44:18

everything you read. I no longer have a manager I

44:21

know I'm gonna have a publicist. I tried to live

44:23

a quiet life and peaceful thing. This is so something

44:25

that could end up happening He'll

44:28

end up making a movie about but we're probably

44:30

sure how Hollywood doesn't book him right? He shouldn't

44:32

be fun as himself like my Murphy should make

44:34

it. He's gay talk about the Richard Simmons story.

44:37

Oh, I disagree guys You're

44:40

turning on me Actually,

44:44

I'm with Chris on my side You

44:46

have to be really unless you find out that

44:48

he right murdered someone or something I mean Just

44:52

seem like you know, he was just something he's

44:54

a positive dude either You know, he was didn't

44:56

into exercise and then that's the end. Right? What

44:58

about mr. Rogers? They made something about that and

45:00

everybody loved it Yeah, no, you did they? Tom

45:07

Hanks was mr. Rogers and miss

45:09

Roger Russell sniper in the military What

45:14

I said, so is Richard Simmons using the military

45:20

Hitman like that'd be the best

45:22

thing someone like that. He's a Hell's Angel Yeah

45:30

Wait, so I went to this film

45:32

festival in Reno, okay You

45:36

know Johnny cash on okay, but anyways Next

45:40

the next morning we're done It's

45:43

I was in a movie called the everything pod. It's

45:45

in this we went we entered Tribeca and then the

45:47

Cordela Festival in Reno, but anyways,

45:49

I I go down to

45:51

the lobby. It's we're quiet, you know, Reno

45:53

Mmm, I mean at the silver legacy. I

45:56

go get a coffee. It's really chill. Then I

45:58

get a message from the director She's

46:00

like look at this in our

46:02

hotel. Yeah, cuz there was a big biker convention

46:04

like the biker gang convention Oh, hell yeah, what's

46:07

happening at the same time? So Brendan was there?

46:09

Yeah, so it was like and they into the

46:11

point where they have signs and say you cannot

46:13

wear your gang signs Yeah, you can't wear your

46:15

clothes. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy, right? There's

46:18

a standoff going on where

46:21

like military type SWAT are in

46:23

the valet Cuz

46:26

a guy is locked up that he's in a

46:28

standoff with the cops on the 44th floor. I'm

46:30

staying on the 33rd floor Okay,

46:33

my point is this though? No

46:35

urgency in the hotel Like

46:38

the casino still going I was in line

46:41

for a coffee chilling people see in prime

46:43

rev People

46:47

having breakfast no one gives a fuck about

46:49

this and I'm like as you look out

46:51

into the valet and it is just Like

46:54

like you crane Reno. Yes, dude.

46:56

Yeah, it was like it was like a 15

46:59

full Well,

47:02

they don't why yeah, they don't want to cause

47:04

panic right? I mean they're trying to yeah I'll

47:06

keep people safe rose, you know what it is

47:08

It was in Vegas if it wasn't Reno if it

47:10

wasn't like gambling and shit going on all over

47:12

this was happening down at the Bonaventure you you don't

47:14

think they're clearing the whole hotel, you know, it is

47:17

people are too comfortable Yeah,

47:19

yeah, but now the casino was like we're not shutting

47:21

it down Just because there's a few guys here that

47:23

are gonna kill everyone We're

47:26

gonna make this slot money It

47:28

was dude. That's how I felt about it too because

47:30

I'm getting text messages about like look at this Now

47:35

where's this going on? With

47:38

my coffee like yeah, where's that they're like the

47:40

34th for you come on 34 Rack

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47:50

this it was crazy Wow That's

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for watching! It's

50:02

so weird when these videos come out because this can

50:04

be from any war at any time. This

50:06

one I think is being reported on but

50:08

you just never know. No I know you're

50:11

right but look it's terrifying that this happens

50:13

and yeah stuff goes more

50:15

viral than other stuff for no reason

50:17

but still it's just so

50:20

terrifying. See serial killers and shit doesn't stress me

50:22

out this. Oh yeah this is. Not against the

50:24

world war three. At least we have Kamala Harris

50:26

to get us out of it. We're

50:30

starting it so they can cancel the election. I'm

50:32

vibe. Or it's

50:34

a distraction too. That's a good vibe. From

50:37

what's really going on. That's a good vibe. It's

50:39

fucking terrible. The um. Oh

50:41

god dude. That's cause you

50:43

know like the targets aren't super.

50:46

It's like you can't. The fucking innocent people are

50:48

dying and shit. It's just fucked up man. It's

50:50

so sad. It's so fucking sad man. Episode

50:55

hundred of. Anyway.

50:59

An hour. Since we got on politics

51:01

I was going to do it. This guy from uh he's

51:04

like the head of the port guys who are about

51:06

to strike forty five thousand. Super power.

51:08

And this guy is just a scary badass. Oh what is

51:10

it? These people today don't know what

51:12

a strike is. When

51:15

my men hit the streets from Maine

51:17

to Texas every single port will

51:19

lock down. You

51:22

know what's going to happen. I'll tell you.

51:24

This week. Be all

51:26

over the news every nine boom boom. Second week. Guys

51:30

who sell cars can't sell cars cause the cars ain't coming

51:32

in off the ships. They get

51:34

laid off. He's a character in The Wire. Morals

51:37

start closing down. They can't get the

51:39

goods from China. They can't sell clothes. They can't do this.

51:42

Everything in the United States comes on a ship. They

51:44

go out of business. That's a problem. Construction workers

51:47

get laid off because the materials aren't coming in.

51:49

The steel is not coming in. The lumber is

51:51

not coming in. They lose their job.

51:54

They's hating the long journey now because

51:56

now they realize how important our jobs

51:59

are. Now I have the president screaming at me,

52:01

I'm putting a Taff Harley on you. Go ahead. Taff

52:04

Harley means I have to go back to work for 90 days. That's

52:06

a cool you up period. Do you think when

52:08

I go back for 90 days, those men are gonna go to work on that period?

52:11

It's gonna cost the company's money to pay their

52:13

salaries. Well, they went from 30 moves an hour,

52:15

maybe to eight. They're gonna be like

52:17

this. Who's gonna win here in the long

52:19

run? You're better off sitting down and

52:22

let's get a contract and let's move on with this

52:24

world. And in today's world, I'll cripple you. I

52:27

will cripple you. And you have no idea

52:29

what that means. No more. Cut

52:31

to, cut to, this

52:34

guy disappears. Yeah. Yeah,

52:37

that's what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. Jimmy Hoffa talked

52:39

just like this and they haven't found that motherfucker's

52:41

body yet. Yeah, that was in the sixties though.

52:43

Good luck now. Like literally these powerful people are

52:45

like, yeah, get rid of him. Yeah, no, I

52:47

know. I'm not gonna be surprised if that guy

52:49

ends up dead. Yeah, well he will one day,

52:51

everyone dies. Well, one of your bigger issues is

52:53

that remember, it's cause all the ports, cause we've

52:55

outsourced every resource, the

52:58

issue is we need to bring it back to the United States.

53:01

If you watch it and you're like, yeah,

53:03

man, you gotta get these things from China.

53:05

It's like, no fucking idiots, start making jobs

53:07

here. Start making parts here. That's why you

53:09

come to America, you get fucking US comedy.

53:11

You get US comedy and I

53:13

am gonna be in Canada though soon, but that doesn't, this

53:15

is still North America, Toronto's coming up. And then I'm gonna be

53:17

in Sioux Falls. Well if you wanna come to America, I

53:20

come to the Arlington draft house this

53:23

weekend. That was my first headlining weekend,

53:25

Arlington draft house. Really?

53:27

Yeah. That's cool. Love Texas.

53:30

Yeah, but here's the thing though, dude, what you're saying though,

53:32

the reason why we outsourced things is cause it's cheaper. Americans

53:35

don't wanna, Americans don't wanna

53:37

do that kind of job. Yeah, well not now, yeah. No,

53:40

you're wrong, you're wrong. No, the reason is

53:43

cause these greedy businesses can save $3 on

53:45

a shirt resourcing over to

53:47

China. I think it's more than $3 or something. It's

53:50

way more. Yeah, I'm trying to do American

53:52

made shirts as a disaster. That's not good,

53:54

man. It's not good. It sucks,

53:56

yeah, it sucks. That's why the next giveaway is all

53:58

American. That

54:01

sucks. It's tough. Yeah, I was like no I

54:03

only want us made shirts and the guy was like,

54:05

oh dude You're looking at an extra eight to ten

54:07

dollars a shirt just to be made in America. I'm

54:09

like, how the fuck did we get here? Man, what

54:12

are we doing? Dude? Because who's making those

54:14

shirts China? No, I'm saying no lately, but

54:16

who's gonna make them here? Well, that's what

54:18

I'm saying. That's a fucking problem. Bring it

54:20

in. I'd rather pay more American slaves Wow

54:26

No, what he's saying is like no you have to We

54:29

have to pay for everything more with a more for

54:32

that. No, bro. I know that's the Nothing

54:34

to do is to go to McDonald's and a $35 for a big that's a that's

54:36

crazy That's

54:40

the of that would be giving back to America.

54:42

But raise your hand if you want to do that I

54:46

don't I don't know anybody I'll take a shift

54:48

anybody any of you loyal Americans want to do

54:50

that No, we're not gonna take a shift one

54:52

day a week. I'll work at McDonald's If

54:55

everyone else would do it, but wouldn't you once you

54:57

pay more for a product? Let's say it's five dollars

54:59

more once you pay more if you knew there's no

55:01

slave labor is made in me would it's given back

55:03

Yeah, I would cuz I can't got money, but here's

55:05

the thing too though. It's not five dollars more, you

55:08

know It's like it's not gonna be five dollars

55:10

more. It's gonna be it's gonna be even more

55:12

than five dollars man So money is relatively they

55:14

have it people don't people love a deal, bro

55:17

They do not want to spend money if they

55:19

don't have to they don't well that man A

55:21

lot of people don't care if it was manufacturing

55:23

China. They all of us have an affect me.

55:25

Yeah slave labor right there Yeah, they're

55:27

like don't affect me your Tesla your electric

55:29

car all that all that coal-bite mining I

55:32

know I know worst of the worst horrible I know

55:34

but you save money even whole-school American companies like that's

55:36

why I don't have an iPhone the Harley Davidson They

55:38

don't make Harley Davidson in the United States. I don't

55:40

have an iPhone. I don't have a Harley Davidson They

55:42

get all the parts and they put it together here.

55:44

That's how they say Yeah,

55:46

you're right. Yeah for Ford a lot of

55:49

it from Mexico Big

55:52

boulders that spin and then Yeah,

55:55

the the white so like when he

55:57

the whole identity of like American companies like

56:00

Like Ford, even Dodge's Stellantis, that's

56:02

a fucking European company. It's very

56:05

rare you get American shit. It's

56:07

not good, dude. Well, I

56:09

mean, also, I don't think American General Hummer's,

56:11

what's up? But even when you have unions,

56:15

so you would make the cars at

56:17

a Ford factory, this was what was happening.

56:20

In Detroit. In Detroit, you make, but

56:22

then the people had a pension that

56:24

weren't working, making the same

56:26

amount of money as the people that

56:28

are working, that's

56:30

how you go bankrupt. So

56:32

it's a catch 22, you know what I mean?

56:34

It's up to the consumer to be like, yeah,

56:36

well, we wanna pay more. Didn't you

56:38

figure it out in COVID, things like that in

56:40

COVID when they locked everything down, all your shit,

56:43

all your produce, all that, we're relying on China,

56:45

our number one enemy? Figure it the fuck out.

56:47

Well, a lot, I mean. All the

56:49

grid, all the power system. I think the number one enemy is the

56:51

Decepticon. All the energy system, all that shit,

56:53

dude. The Decepticon's the number

56:55

one enemy. Who's our

56:57

number one enemy? The Decepticons. And

57:00

they're made in China, so it's, yeah. Believe

57:02

it still. Cheap, cheaply. Yeah, believe it still.

57:05

Ah. The bad

57:07

Decepticons. Ah, damn. This all sucks,

57:09

yeah, it sucks. Yeah, well, what's the American-made

57:11

company? So I'd like to see American-made companies.

57:13

I finally come into Orange County that our

57:15

boy Steve Ranella put me onto. And then

57:17

Jocko, Jocko has a company too that makes

57:19

it. Footwear? See, American-made

57:22

companies are like how electric cars used to

57:24

look stupid and nobody would buy them. That's

57:29

funny, yeah. That's funny. New Balance, yeah, a certain shoe you

57:31

can get American-made, yeah. Boots made in

57:33

the USA. All right, well, this is what we do. We

57:36

should put this out. Accessories. For

57:38

clothes, there's nothing you've ever heard of. No,

57:40

it's impossible. No, it had to be one

57:42

of Chris's people that go to a show.

57:45

That'd be the only way to get a good

57:47

shirt. They're getting that from China. Oh, Buck Mason,

57:49

yeah, I've heard of that. All right, there we

57:51

go. I finally come into Orange County. I forget

57:53

the name. Steve Ranella put me onto him. You

57:55

gave shorts, shirts, and what was it? But you

57:57

need, yeah, this was ridiculous. This thing I don't

58:00

see you talk about this seemed like something you

58:02

would have talked about already what happened I think

58:04

I did, but I don't remember go ahead He

58:14

was it ready for how big it was no

58:17

he didn't have a cup I think he did I Think

58:20

they gave him a cup with that. He's

58:22

like fucking a joke. No. No, you know

58:24

what? It was probably like well in America

58:27

you must have been He was like

58:29

oh wow Americans very excessive. He

58:31

must have thought this American way

58:35

He thinks we all drink water like that You stupid

58:37

Americans You're

58:39

the fucking asshole You

58:43

know what? What

58:45

could have that's hilarious What

58:48

could have happened was he thought he picked

58:50

up the cup and then was like ah

58:52

fuck it Stupid It's

58:54

a giant stupid no matter what yeah, he's oh

58:57

Nobody's like you'd be like if I'm talking to you

59:00

guys and I'm just like I don't feel the way

59:02

Oh, bro, like I don't feel the way you're

59:04

heavy Just like you know if I watch you do

59:06

that live I'd have to go home This

59:10

is funny, but you know, it's gonna be funny cuz it's a thing on

59:15

Crazy that's crazy I'm

59:20

Supposed to date I'm surprised they didn't like

59:22

like put CGI a dog's head onto that

59:24

you talked about standoffs I'm in a standoff

59:26

right now United

59:31

still has my bags and

59:34

they want me to go to the airport to pick them up

59:37

and no Yeah,

59:40

oh they they have a service for that oh, you know shit

59:42

get a supposed to do and even if they don't You

59:47

have my property your thieves your thieves now you've confiscated my

59:49

bags my clothes just clothes Why could you use checked in

59:51

a bag? I checked in a bag. That's we fucked up,

59:53

right? So you checked in a bag. Well, you got checking

59:56

your bag. We have a lot of shit Yeah, I guess

59:58

but so you checked in a bag and they just didn't

1:00:00

show up? No, no, no. And they're like, just leave and they'll show

1:00:02

up? Even, even

1:00:04

better. I checked in the, I

1:00:06

checked in the bag. I connected to

1:00:09

ORD in Chicago, got

1:00:11

there. Then the ORD

1:00:13

to LAX was delayed for five hours. Oh,

1:00:15

wow. So I go like this. I'm

1:00:18

not getting on that flight. I'm getting on a different

1:00:20

flight. I go to Southwest. I

1:00:23

sit in Southwest. I connect again through Denver.

1:00:25

So I'm taking three flights that day. I

1:00:27

still get in before the fucking United flight

1:00:29

gets in. So I go home.

1:00:34

There's where you messed up. Hey, hey, hey. I, oh,

1:00:36

I'm well aware of what's happening. Okay. Still

1:00:39

you fucked up. Get me my

1:00:41

bag. Oh, not happening. Well, oh, oh,

1:00:44

it'll happen. Because

1:00:46

if I'm, if I'm, you know, you can we keep

1:00:48

updated on this. If I'm United, I go, you

1:00:51

left the flight and booked with another airline

1:00:53

there. Okay. No, you're supposed to

1:00:55

go. And give me

1:00:57

my bag. Can you give me, give

1:01:00

me my stuff. Go and get it. I'm

1:01:04

getting the FBI involved, dude. You got

1:01:06

my stuff. The FBI is going to show up at

1:01:09

fucking terminal seven. Dude. Uh, I am going to, I

1:01:11

am going to not go to the fucking, yes, I

1:01:13

know. I'm not going to the fucking airport. I guarantee

1:01:15

you are. I guarantee you. I have to go for

1:01:17

my global entry soon anyway, but that's it. You

1:01:20

better deliver before that. And while you're there, you're

1:01:22

going to get it. You know

1:01:24

what? Maybe deliver it to the global entry part. You

1:01:26

know what they said to me, they gave me the

1:01:28

runaround bro. I'm texting with them all day, all day.

1:01:30

I'm texting with loving. And I'm having such a good

1:01:32

time. I'm having such a good time. I say,

1:01:34

uh, pretend on

1:01:36

Prince William, get Prince William his

1:01:39

bag. Yeah. You told him to

1:01:41

show up. Yeah. Oh, then I'm like, oh,

1:01:43

governor. I'm doing it like that. It's Prince

1:01:45

William. Can you give them my bag? Fuck

1:01:47

it, dude. Maybe they're laughing. Maybe they're not,

1:01:49

but dude, they have to respond

1:01:53

so corporate, you know, I'm doing like,

1:01:56

are you a crack head? Yeah. You know, give

1:01:58

me the fucking shit. And there. They're like, well,

1:02:00

we appreciate, but the business comes in. I'm like,

1:02:02

dude, that's hilarious. Give me

1:02:04

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1:03:56

just still need, you just still need. I say,

1:03:58

no, I got it taken care of. I said I gotta

1:04:00

take care of man Chris

1:04:06

is so stupid. I know dude. I love

1:04:09

this. Hey, what the heck are you guys

1:04:11

thieves certainly not Wow So let me get

1:04:13

the get you that that

1:04:15

address try this alright pretend pretend. I'm

1:04:17

Prince William How do you get Prince

1:04:19

William's bag? Hey, it's William Can

1:04:23

I have my bag I'm in LA now even

1:04:25

though my family's British Let

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me ask you the question are you a

1:04:30

cracks man cracks man slang

1:04:32

term for British person make all thief

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Do they go I don't have the authority to

1:04:38

make a file for you for the delivery Please

1:04:40

contact your final carrier connect with the airport team

1:04:42

and they will assist you with your delivery your

1:04:44

session appears to be Inactive to better assist you

1:04:46

please respond or let me know if you need

1:04:49

more time Say your

1:04:51

cracks man I

1:04:58

Hey, I was I'm not what a waste

1:05:00

of time. Oh I

1:05:02

was because these people No,

1:05:05

no, these people are someplace in New Delhi so many

1:05:08

screenshots. I talk to them all day, dude

1:05:10

Did they respond to say your cracks? Okay, I

1:05:12

never do this because this is his own podcast

1:05:15

But you should actually go to the new episode

1:05:17

of congratulations at the end I I live I

1:05:19

do this live on there and I'm having a

1:05:21

blast I mean

1:05:23

I am a pig in shit Oh

1:05:30

Also, that's not a real human that's a

1:05:32

computer gun. Okay. No, no, it's they

1:05:34

got oh, this is a human Yeah, this is it.

1:05:36

Yeah, this is a human. I asked because I'm like

1:05:38

I'm not doing this with a bottom Oh, I

1:05:41

got time today and you got time today the come

1:05:43

look good They say please make a report with Southwest

1:05:45

and they will transfer your bag to the airport delivery

1:05:48

I said you can you know why it's my bag

1:05:50

with my stuff in it that I need isn't that

1:05:52

great Yeah, you found it. Let me send you my

1:05:54

address so you can get it to me by tomorrow

1:05:58

Why would I make a report with so Southwest I already

1:06:00

called them and they told me they have nothing to do with

1:06:02

it and they are correct They don't you do let me get

1:06:04

you that address ready Cut

1:06:08

to you still not having your bag and they say I apologize

1:06:10

But my system will not allow me to create a file for

1:06:12

you because your reservation I say that's fine with me I don't

1:06:14

need you to file anything So

1:06:17

save time that way anyway, you got a paper

1:06:19

and pen I'm about to shoot you my address

1:06:21

so you can get me my luggage no later

1:06:23

than tomorrow at 5 p.m So

1:06:27

they but I'm a company dude. I'm not

1:06:29

a pissed this man. I'm a businessman And

1:06:32

I need my luggage back by 5 p.m.

1:06:34

Otherwise the FBI is coming to terminal 7

1:06:37

so you didn't That was

1:06:39

almost my senior quilt you just I'm

1:06:41

not a businessman So

1:06:44

you left so you but you didn't you

1:06:46

just said after getting united you just left

1:06:48

dude I I'm not staying extra hour. No,

1:06:50

no, I get I get it But what I'm saying is

1:06:53

like you didn't let them know when you left. No, I

1:06:55

told I said, oh, I'm getting a different Yeah, I

1:06:57

don't know. No, but you let them know what to say. You're not Officially,

1:07:00

you just read it. I texted them.

1:07:02

Oh, I texted them. I said I talked

1:07:04

to a lady I was like, I'm getting I'm getting a different flight.

1:07:07

Okay, where's your bag? Oh, I make a big deal You can't

1:07:09

fly without your bag. You can't fly without your bag. Well, then

1:07:11

don't put my bag on that flight Put on the fucking Southwest

1:07:13

flight. I'm Yeah, I

1:07:16

get it. The system is broken Yeah

1:07:21

We need to fix this and also the slave

1:07:23

labor and what's going on in you

1:07:26

know, it ran in Israel, it's crazy We'll

1:07:28

start with the United thing Get

1:07:31

my bad back and then

1:07:33

they will get the ball. It's like what's no

1:07:35

ball get is real hahaha Well

1:07:42

Get get delia's bags and then

1:07:44

we'll see about hashtag get delia's

1:07:46

bags and Save

1:07:48

the children or whatever the fuck for the slave

1:07:50

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1:07:54

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1:07:56

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1:07:58

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1:08:00

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1:08:02

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1:08:05

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1:08:07

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