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this moment in time, now. I'm

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enjoying the muffin! Nice, okay, no, no, I'm serious, I'm

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joking. Can

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we not close the square for city football so we can't have the

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noise? Do you know this

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city is the most passive city I've ever been

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happens, literally nothing. Maybe it's a good thing. Oh,

2:16

you're coming out quick here. Just

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look at it, it's a beautiful day, girl.

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It's quite cool, actually. How'd you do, Judy,

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Judy, Judy? It's

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nice out here, though, innit? I'm

2:27

going to have to get rid of this muffin, it's just the

2:29

disgrace. I feel

2:31

like I'm having a fight with the chocolate muffin. Well, chocolate

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muffin this time of the morning, girl. I don't know

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if it's a good thing, but, you know. All

2:39

a bit quiet. Eh? Eh,

2:42

tired, eh, last leg. No, it's just, erm... Last

2:44

leg. No, it's just... You were

2:46

grumpy last night. When? On

2:48

text. I wasn't grumpy, I wasn't grumpy. You were, you were

2:50

grumpy. You were. What was I

2:52

grumpy for? Do you know, Rady? What? It's

2:55

OK to be grumpy. I know you're a

2:57

man of the people, you'd be able to feed all the time.

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You were a bit down, it's OK. I

3:01

bet if you actually loved your contradictions during this series...

3:03

It's OK to be grumpy. It's OK to be grumpy.

3:05

Why are you grumpy? No,

3:09

be quiet. No,

3:11

it is OK to be grumpy. Not

3:14

moody. Salky. Not salky or moody.

3:16

Yeah, he's not that... No, you were a bit... Yes,

3:18

you had. Honestly, no joking. It's

3:22

to be away... I'm not

3:24

away from my misses this long, bro.

3:26

No, is that what it is? Never.

3:30

Is that what it is? Literally, I'm not even

3:32

joking. It's just sometimes... I know, know why you

3:34

weren't selected in the England squad for like, championships,

3:36

they knew he wouldn't be good around the place.

3:39

Nice, I'm right, I used that. You've been playing

3:41

like that? We'll use that. It's

3:43

a part-time. He's great around the place if he's playing, but if he's

3:45

not playing, he'd be a new person. No,

3:47

no. Thank you. I don't realise. That's okay,

3:49

you love your family, you miss. That's

3:53

my whole rock and gibberish stuff,

3:55

bro. So you just kind of get into

3:57

a place of like... I do

3:59

that thing where... I just do the

4:01

FaceTime and as soon as they've got

4:04

the form of faces like that. Yeah. And I

4:06

don't say anything. But you can get over it.

4:08

Don't drag it all too early. Oh wait, yeah

4:10

but I won't. When have you

4:12

ever seen me drag it out long? When have I

4:14

dragged it out long? It's all you're having to be

4:17

fair. Thank you very much. Joseph, I've got two choices

4:19

this afternoon after this. You've got the quiz tonight, aren't

4:21

we? Do you know how tiny bloody quiz is that?

4:23

Six o'clock. Is that too early? What? It's just too

4:25

early. It's just too early. It's

4:28

going to last five hours. Man, you can't go this

4:30

afternoon because you've been watching it for time. I

4:32

don't think it's like that. I

4:36

think six o'clock is when they're bringing the food

4:38

out. So it'll be like food six till seven,

4:40

then the quiz will start and it'll go on

4:43

till probably half eight, nine is what Liam told

4:45

me. Is that the right? You're

4:47

worse. It's even worse. Is that it? You're very not.

4:49

Six o'clock, so if you go this afternoon on a

4:51

bike ride, you'll be watching the clock to get back

4:54

for six. I'm thinking this afternoon, do I get myself

4:56

back on track and sleep? I

4:58

have a couple of hours and then I'm fresh. Or

5:00

do we go out for some lunch after this?

5:02

Do we go out for a brunch or a

5:04

lunch? What do we do? Let's

5:06

go for lunch. Or do we go out for sleep and just get back?

5:08

You need to get back to yourself. I

5:11

will get back to myself. When I have my time, it's done. I'm

5:14

all right now. I can't meet you for lunch,

5:16

lads. I've got plans. Yeah, he's got plans. Who

5:20

do you know over here? It's not a

5:22

case of who he knows over here. It doesn't need to

5:24

know too much. His trees are coming. No. Why

5:27

don't I shut up? His trees are coming. No! Who's

5:30

coming then? I've got

5:32

some friends. You've got friends. They're

5:35

over here, where? Hello. Which friends?

5:38

You've got friends. I've got lots of

5:40

friends. Hello. A load of friends. Hello.

5:43

Two's coming over. Two's coming over. Martin or

5:45

Neil? No, three lads I went to school

5:47

with. Oh, right, that's good. Yeah. I

5:50

tell you what, I'm going to go to sleep then.

5:53

Oh, sorry. So Roy's not involved, so no one else? No, because we can

5:55

meet you and Jill can go if we want, but I'm just thinking why

5:57

don't we get ourselves back on track. We

6:00

go to sleep and then we're ready for the quiz later on. It's up

6:02

to you, girl. You know I was the one with the same one. I'm

6:04

going to go on, yeah. I'm going to go on the bike ride. I'm

6:06

going to go on the bike ride. Come with us, go on the bike

6:08

ride. Do you want to come with us? I'm not going on the bike

6:10

ride. What, with the lads? Yeah, I'll go with

6:12

Bruin the lads, meet the boys. You're going on the bike

6:14

ride with your three friends, round Berlin. Yeah?

6:17

Yeah. With his four friends. It's brilliant. We

6:19

went bike riding last year in LA. Brilliant.

6:22

What a laugh we had. It

6:24

was good. You know,

6:27

proper belly last. So,

6:29

how old were they when you were at school? At school,

6:31

yeah. But I've been trying to shake them off. I've

6:35

got a friend. No, no, it's a little... Is it

6:37

cold here? What? It is a bit

6:39

nippy. Geez. You haven't read the script.

6:41

You haven't read the script, yeah. I was sweating in the first

6:44

one of the year. What's that? Is that a movie? Yeah. Is

6:47

that what you called it? Robert Williams. Bill Murray.

6:50

I'm not saying that. Is that Robert Williams, though? What

6:52

are you talking about? The guy that's on the pitch on

6:54

the front. It's Bill Murray. Is that Robert Williams? He was

6:56

Bill Murray. How many times do I

6:58

have to say Bill Murray for you to know it's Bill

7:00

Murray? Who is Bill Murray? Where's Jill? Bill

7:02

Murray was a guy in... What's

7:04

Jill? He was in...

7:06

He was in Ghostbusters, but no,

7:09

the one where he's groundhog-y. Nice

7:12

one, my guy. That's like this trip.

7:14

Bill Murray. Bill Murray. Bill

7:16

Murray. Bill Murray. Bike ride.

7:19

He's brilliant. Bill Murray. Bill Murray.

7:21

It was good. 73

7:24

years of age, born in 1950. American

7:27

actor and comedian, right? He's

7:30

amazing. He's an amazing actor. He

7:34

was in the Tenenbaums, I think. What's

7:37

Tenenbaums? The Song Tenenbaums. The what is it? The

7:40

Royal Tenenbaums. Yeah, the Royal Tenenbaums. What's that?

7:43

Royal Tenenbaums? What's that? It's the

7:45

West Anderson movie. Oh, it's the movie. Weave into the

7:47

movies again. He's in Ghostbusters. He was in Groundhog Day.

7:50

He was in Lost in Translation. He was in Caddyshack.

7:52

Yeah, Caddyshack. He was a crazy

7:54

guy in Caddyshack. He was in all the Ghostbusters films.

7:57

He plays golfers. How

8:00

big was Ghostbusters when you were younger when it

8:02

came out? Yeah, brilliant. Jesus. Not anything like that.

8:04

E.T. Ghostbusters. You know what was really, what really

8:06

got me, what was unbelievable when I was young,

8:09

when I was younger, like, it's not like I

8:11

was fucking six or something, but when

8:14

he said, don't think of anything, otherwise that's the monster that's

8:16

going to come and get us. And

8:19

then that's what they said in that moment. Don't

8:21

you remember the film? I absolutely remember it. Let

8:23

me finish then. And then he says, he says,

8:25

don't think of anything. And then I think one

8:27

of the guys, he thought of something, I think it

8:29

was Dan Aykroyd, he thought of something, and it was

8:31

the Stay Past Man. The what? Massive

8:34

marshmallow man that's got to destroy the world.

8:37

I thought that was hilarious. Doesn't

8:39

quite work now. Can I have some

8:41

tea, please? We've been to the movies again. You're up by

8:44

Jill. I know you

8:46

went to the movies. I was like, I knew it. Tom's

8:49

a card writer. Bike riders? Oh, yes, you fell asleep.

8:52

He's obsessed with that, Jill, you want us?

8:54

Thanks like you remember. Tom Hardy. Average

8:57

woman member. You know something, it was average. Average,

8:59

was it? It was average, yes. I thought it

9:01

was all like, Tom Hardy is a very good looking

9:03

guy though, isn't he? Yeah, but like.

9:05

He's terrible at everybody. I thought you. You do. Jill,

9:08

you know the thing is, is that what was good,

9:10

Tom Hardy's always good in his film. I thought the

9:12

film was pretty poor, but like I

9:14

thought that Austin Butler, as good as he was in

9:16

Elvis, to do a film where you

9:18

just literally smoldering all the time. Yeah. He's just like,

9:20

come on, bro. You fell asleep. Of course I

9:22

fell asleep. Didn't do it for me. I'm

9:25

going to go and get a jumper on. I'm

9:28

tired. That's what it is. Yeah, I'm on the

9:30

border of being ill. There's a milk there, Jill.

9:33

Do you get the question all the time? What? What's Roy Keane?

9:35

Yeah. What's he like in real life? Do you get that every

9:37

day? I get it every time. You meet people. You tell them

9:39

the truth. Well, I don't know. I always tell them the truth.

9:41

You never know what you like in real life. Is

9:44

this an act? Or is this the real Roy?

9:47

Yeah, I said what you see is. People do love you though. They're

9:49

like, I love that he just speaks his mind, and I

9:51

was like, but it's not. Oh, that's nice. Thank you. Yeah.

9:54

Can you give a shout out to camera three?

9:56

He was called Terry. Was it Terry? Say hello

9:58

to Terry. Say hello to Terry. I'm not going to say

10:00

it like a tarry. There you

10:02

go, Tary. I

10:06

don't know which tarry it was. It doesn't matter. Nice

10:08

one, Telf. Nice

10:10

one, Jim. We're real him, isn't he? Cos

10:16

he's so miserable. Every

10:18

time we come here, that hotel looks nice. Yeah, it does.

10:21

It looks beautiful. You've got to

10:23

put your sheepskin on, look. Blue

10:26

and black as well, don't like rocking blue and black. You

10:28

can't mix blue and black, have you? You know what would

10:30

have been good? We should have went in there. How

10:33

many pairs of trainers you have? How many have you got, Rady?

10:35

I'm in the middle of the mark, I've got some trainers, bro.

10:37

I love trainers. They're nice, actually.

10:39

How many... When I landed at the

10:42

airport, when I first came over, the guy looked, is that the

10:44

only gear you have? I have one case. Mm. I

10:48

know you've worn that cloth. What's the more cases just

10:50

for your trainers? The three episodes. Is it three, that?

10:52

I don't know. Oh,

10:55

look at my glasses. You've had a lot of

10:57

cases as well. You've brought more with you tonight.

10:59

We went to the shop as well, didn't we?

11:01

We went to the shop as well. These are the ones. I

11:04

had three cases. Look, these are the red, white

11:06

and blues, man. This is at England. They're nice.

11:08

Thank you. So did

11:10

you bring... You've brought

11:12

three cases. Yeah, I would only bring, like, one.

11:14

I just kept adding stuff and then forgot what

11:16

I put in before and then just thinking, have

11:18

I packed? Just

11:21

my teeth. I've overpacked, obviously.

11:23

You've always do done. I

11:26

don't meant to work up. Yeah.

11:30

Three bags. I think

11:32

if I put all my clothing together, I have in my life. It

11:35

wouldn't be even three bags. Jesus Christ. No,

11:38

it's not. I've

11:40

got a bit of a clothes diction. Thank you, brother.

11:44

How much do you spend on clothes a year? Do you

11:46

have an idea? I

11:48

don't know. Would it be, like,

11:51

50,000, 100,000? No. More than

11:53

that? No! You've

11:56

got all the stuff you have. Are

11:58

people giving you a lot of gear? I've

12:00

got freebies. Is that you? Hashtag me. No,

12:02

no, no, no, I don't do freebies. You

12:04

do. The thing with freebies... Just hook his

12:06

trainers up there, don't worry, he got advertising

12:08

out of that. It's not freebies. It's not

12:10

freebies. It's a case of getting stuff that

12:12

you want to wear. Because if

12:14

you get freebies, you have to wear it. I

12:16

wear stuff that I want to wear. So that's why I

12:19

play for my stuff, absolutely. That's the

12:21

translation. It's all the stuff I wear, it's because I want

12:23

to wear it. Who gave you that, then? My

12:26

lady Jess, Jess bought it for me. Do

12:29

you have to do, like, hashtag...? Just Stemmings. Hashtag

12:31

gifted. Yeah, he'd have to do

12:33

so. Paid partnership. Yeah, but this

12:35

isn't paid partnership. You do that, though.

12:37

You've always had it done. You've always thought of shorty your

12:40

swords, haven't you? Why

12:43

do players take the holes out the back of the kit?

12:45

It's for if the car is tied to

12:47

the net. Can I tell you why?

12:49

I'm a little bit sceptical of that. They have everything

12:51

made to measure. I'm not having that Nike are the

12:53

sponsor of a kit. Don't make them a slightly bigger

12:55

pair of socks. Did you give them

12:58

a heads-up on this...? Yeah. Westin's

13:00

like, no, beautiful. We're trying to

13:02

concentrate, yeah? Westhulin. Yeah! Oli

13:05

was tough, for me and for you, I think. I

13:07

suppose, yeah. When he was manager of it, we just

13:09

wanted you united. Shoehorns. Jesus

13:12

Christ, you can't get rid of shoehorns, bro.

13:14

Why do you sniff things before you eat them? You

13:17

always got a Jack Jill. LAUGHTER

13:26

I've just realised that I've never given you my 101s.

13:30

So, over the last couple of days... How are you going to

13:32

do it now? To be fair, I've... Roy, since we've done that,

13:34

he's been doing them every day. Since you've done everything. Honestly. Since

13:36

you've done... Have you any more, Roy? You can share with us

13:38

before I go into my 101. I got

13:40

a haircut yesterday. You

13:42

know when they put the mirror in the back of your

13:44

head and you're like, yeah. LAUGHTER

13:47

Tony, they showed the back of your head and you're like,

13:50

yeah, great. I mean... And then what about if it's

13:52

not? They've already cut it. You're not going to say it's not,

13:54

are you? Give me a thumbs up, Sharon.

13:57

What have you got for... I've got a phone call. That is

13:59

so true! I wanted a Gary's 101. Well,

14:01

they started a couple of weeks ago in a

14:03

more serious thread thinking sort of more serious things,

14:05

but we ended up in sort of like things

14:07

like that. Baby's jeans. LAUGHTER Erm,

14:12

my first one is the trains. Oh.

14:15

The trains for Manchester... Don't go on, like, brands. Trains

14:18

for London. Sorry. What, you're going to get rid of

14:20

women? Is this a political thing? No, you're not. Just

14:23

trains for London, just absolutely shocking. Well, it'll

14:25

take too long. The other thing, the next

14:27

one, are they? Just trains. So,

14:29

no trains from Manchester to London? Unreliable

14:31

service. The staff are not happy when

14:33

you speak to them. With

14:36

the company. It's just... Oh, does that...? You've

14:38

just shut down a company. Is that first-class?

14:40

Where do you sit? Er, first-door premium. LAUGHTER

14:44

Where do you sit? Same. LAUGHTER

14:48

It's the prices. Right. It's

14:50

peak time. Hearing. I try

14:52

not to tell the peak time. The next thing is

14:54

barbecues. No. Are you... What are you... What

14:57

are you talking about? I'm with you.

14:59

They're overrated. I agree. Joe something.

15:02

I love a barbecue. What happens is... No, seriously, the

15:04

sequencing of what happens is someone will be up there

15:06

cooking. They bring food over. You're eating it while they're

15:08

cooking. It's really dead right. And then everything's not ready

15:11

at the right time. And then you have, like, salad

15:13

comes over and it's just become... It's

15:15

an unsociable experience for eating. Barbecuing

15:18

is about being outside and being a... I

15:20

love a barbecue. No, I'm with you. No,

15:23

barbecue's not cool. Get rid of barbecue. It's

15:25

like an occasion, like, England, a plane, let's have a

15:27

look. Let's have a barbecue. No. No.

15:31

No, I'm with you. You ain't got the right

15:33

people cooking at the barbecues then. Shoe horns. Jesus

15:36

Christ, you can't get rid of shoe horns, bro. If you need

15:38

a pair of shoes, if you need a shoe horn for a

15:40

pair of shoes, I would say, I

15:42

can't buy a... Why would you buy a pair of shoes

15:44

where you need a shoe horn? Do you have a shoe

15:46

horn? No. I have got a shoe horn.

15:48

A shoe horn? What people say to you, you just

15:50

need to... Especially when they're new. You try and get on, you can get

15:52

on. I'm going to be getting older. Does it help if you're getting a

15:54

bit older? Just slide in? Slide in. You

15:57

can't get a shoe on first time. And

15:59

you need a shoe... You need a shoe on to get

16:01

a shoe on. I'm sorry. When your shoes are new and

16:03

you're... Protect them. They're

16:06

here when everything... You need

16:08

a shoe on, because once your foot goes in, it's comfortable.

16:10

You can't get rid of one of... Do you know what

16:12

you need? Sketches where you just

16:14

slip it in your hands. That's why they've bought their

16:16

mouth for all the people. You're

16:19

talking about shoes now. Sketches? It's

16:22

for all the people. If you need a brand

16:24

new pair of shoes... I gave

16:26

it, yeah, I'm with you. Your

16:28

feet are so important, you get... It's because you can't

16:30

get them on. It's tight. No! Get

16:34

rid of shoes on. You

16:36

can do any of yours. I like that. I've

16:40

got one more. You

16:43

just said they were brilliant. No, I

16:45

didn't. With the detail on the bottle.

16:48

But with the details on the bottle, why aren't you saving all the others?

16:50

I know, but you can't save everything. I

16:52

just feel like a goalkeeping coach. I was just doing my

16:54

career. I used to come in the dressing room. I don't

16:57

mean the dressing room on match days. I mean the dressing

16:59

room during training times. Which was a no-no

17:01

in our dressing room. No coaches were allowed

17:03

in our dressing room. At United. You didn't

17:05

come in. Nobody was allowed in. No one's allowed in. Literally,

17:08

don't come in. Only lads. Only lads.

17:10

It's our space. It's our private space,

17:12

our sanctuary. Goalkeeping coaches would sometimes come

17:14

in. I hope you don't. I hope

17:16

things come in. How many people

17:18

did I fall out with at United when people come in? And

17:20

they just think they're allowed in. They walk in the club for

17:22

a long time or they're U-Team. Would you stop saying? Absolutely. I

17:24

go, what are you doing? I go,

17:27

I've been here since 1936. I go, that doesn't matter. It's just

17:29

like your boundaries. A guy,

17:31

remember he swore at me. He swore at you? A

17:34

coach had been there. It's funny. He came in and I went, what

17:36

are you doing? He went, I'm just getting... But he'd done it a

17:38

few times. I wouldn't do it the first time. He's annoying now. He's

17:40

just the players, yeah. And he came in and

17:42

he went, he told me to fuck off. I said, you fuck off.

17:44

Was you captain at the time? Yeah, I said, you

17:47

fuck off. Get out. And did he get out?

17:49

Of course he did. The goalkeeper... You can't do

17:51

that. You can't put them in one-on-one. They're

17:54

not even really dealing with us. When we're

17:56

training, the goalkeeper's training over there. Yeah,

18:00

but what I'm saying is... The goalkeeper coaches had nothing

18:02

to do with us, really. They all have this idea

18:04

that sort of like, the goalkeepers are like, sort of

18:06

like a protected species. They are! You know, my goalkeepers

18:09

will come over in five minutes by training, no, no,

18:11

no, no. Yeah, Gary, Gary, I'm with you, bit, yeah,

18:13

I'm with you. Just something, it's like, no, no,

18:15

no, no, no, we're ready now. I've known

18:17

times where literally, we're waiting, 20 players on a

18:20

pitch, waiting for the goalkeepers to come over and the

18:22

goalkeeper goes, just two minutes. And the pitch you touch

18:24

between each other, all these silly little... No, no, no.

18:26

Dead right, I'm with you. No, no. When the goalkeeper

18:28

coach makes a tactical point in the

18:31

game, you go, hold on a second, stay

18:33

in your lane. I mean, don't be telling the midfielders what

18:35

to do. Because they get all the bit, they get their

18:37

coaching badges, and then they think they're more

18:39

than goalkeeper coaches. They are now, because they're

18:41

more than goalkeeper coaches. No, it's like us

18:43

midfielders can have a walk in with the

18:45

goalkeeper, you go, no, it's a special position,

18:47

back away, stay in your lane. No, the

18:49

goalkeeper coaches have to be there. You had another one as

18:51

well, didn't you? Whatapp groups. Oh,

18:54

Whatapp. I can't believe you don't have

18:56

Whatapp. Whatapp groups. Why

18:58

are we in at the moment? It's iMessage. Is that

19:00

what that is? Do you just have Whatapp? If I'm adjusting the

19:03

people, I think iMessage, sending an iMessage is like

19:05

an event. You have to think hard before you

19:07

do it. Whereas actually WhatsApp. Is that

19:09

what we're in, you're saying? Yeah, WhatsApp, it's just like,

19:11

I'll add them, I'll create a group, I'll do this,

19:13

and then you have 400 messages queuing up. Yeah, you're

19:15

right. And like, I speak to people today, and

19:17

they say like, they've got unread

19:20

WhatsApp messages in groups, going

19:22

back two or three years, because they just like, can't be

19:24

bothered to get rid of them. I'm like, but that just

19:26

supports my point. The iMessage,

19:29

it's like WhatsApp for me. I just

19:31

message back. What are you talking

19:33

about? I don't know what you're talking about. It's just

19:35

like iMessage. WhatsApp's too invasive. It's

19:37

too easy. It's like iMessage is

19:39

like a little bit more. Can

19:42

you start iMessage group without telling people, and say, all

19:44

of a sudden, you're in it? And you have to

19:46

do, because that's the only thing I don't like about

19:49

WhatsApp. All of a sudden, someone just puts you in

19:51

a group. But what comes with an iMessage group is

19:53

that people normally, to be fair, if

19:57

the use of that group has ended, they'll not continue

19:59

to use it. They'll sort of like leave it

20:01

or move it away. Whereas WhatsApp groups seem to just

20:03

like sort of grow arms and legs and other people

20:05

are adding. I have WhatsApp

20:07

groups off like 2018 that I'm still in. I

20:11

know, I know, I know.

20:13

It's going to blow your mind. But I just never leave it. A

20:16

living, breathing, walking example of shite. Oh,

20:19

thanks. There you go. I don't

20:21

mean you, I mean WhatsApp groups. A very

20:23

surprised face as well. Of WhatsApp groups, seriously.

20:25

2018, that's six years ago. And

20:27

there's people like, how many unread WhatsApps have you got

20:29

now? Nods. Now, now have a look. Tell me how

20:31

many you've got. Nods. Go on your phone.

20:33

Where's your phone Jill? Where's Jill's phone? I don't, oh God.

20:36

Please. I don't like to be on my phone when I'm here

20:38

but I do have a lot to... So have you got like

20:40

40 messages unread on your WhatsApp? Oh, Nods, yeah. I've

20:44

got, I think on my email I've got

20:46

about 234,000 unread emails. Emails?

20:50

Yeah. Emails and WhatsApps. Are

20:52

you someone that tidies up your groups? Like, do

20:54

you delete your messages and everything? I come out

20:56

with the WhatsApp group. If you're on something that

20:58

you need to tag up your groups, you shouldn't

21:00

be on it anyway. You know, so with the

21:02

WhatsApp group, one thing I thought is all of

21:04

a sudden, you're in a WhatsApp group.

21:08

Exactly. They just put you in. Imagine someone

21:10

comes in. I come out straight away. Right, right.

21:12

Imagine someone sitting down at your table in

21:14

a restaurant without actually asking. That's what a

21:16

WhatsApp group is, being invited into it without

21:18

actually being asked. That is like an invasion of

21:21

your privacy. You're sort of overthinking this. No.

21:24

It's just a WhatsApp group. Hey, mate, you OK?

21:26

You asked me. I don't know what groups I'm

21:28

in. He's still got a knock here. You know

21:30

something, girl? Now you're saying it when

21:33

you explain it like that about just... It's like

21:35

someone coming and sitting here and just start talking

21:37

to us. Yeah. Is that

21:39

what it's like? Yeah. But I message

21:41

what normally happens is they'll text you and they'll say,

21:43

do you mind if we set up a group about

21:46

to go over this thing? They'll ask your permission to

21:48

do it. It's a bit more sort of like formal

21:50

emails to be fair. They're very divisive. They're a poor

21:52

way of communication. Sometimes you have to do it for

21:54

documentation purposes and things like that.

21:57

But also, they're divisive in businesses where people

21:59

hide behind emails. and they put everything in

22:01

writing. It's not a way to communicate. WhatsApp

22:03

is to the other way in the sense

22:05

that it's, it's like, it's

22:07

too familiar. It's like, you know, we're all mates, everyone

22:09

in the world's mates, we all have to tell each

22:11

other, we all have to invite each other. Whereas

22:13

actually iMessage, I think, is a very balanced middle ground.

22:15

Do you know what's crazy about that? It is true,

22:18

like, you send a message now saying, is it okay

22:20

to ring you? Why don't people just ring people? Do

22:22

you phone people? Well, that comes back to one of

22:24

the other one-on-ones. I hope you will. I

22:27

hope you will. We said this, didn't we? It's

22:29

about three, four months ago in... Hope

22:31

you will. Hope you will. You're answering questions all day about,

22:33

I hope I'm well. You

22:36

listen now to start a conversation about... I'm well in

22:38

room 101. You can't say, I hope

22:40

you're well. To be fair, you're not sportsman for a long

22:43

time. You'll say, I hope you're good or things okay. But

22:45

then it's people who you saw yesterday

22:47

or like the day before. It's like, I hope

22:50

you're well. Shaking hands, let's put shaking hands in.

22:53

I don't mind shaking hands. Oh no, you see somebody, we'd see people

22:55

then, we see them again tomorrow and they shake hands, I shot you

22:58

yesterday. We seen my dinner today, how

23:00

you got? We went to original, they have

23:02

a thing. You want to shake my hand? Right, right, right. He

23:05

went down and washed his hands and he came back, wanted to wait.

23:07

He was like, shut down, I'm gonna fucking wash my hands. A

23:10

waiter shake my hand, I go... I think

23:12

I washed his hand again. I think I

23:14

washed his hand again. Why did he shake your hand and

23:17

say hello? He said hello. So why didn't you just go

23:19

like that, just do the fist pump? You

23:22

are awkward though. You don't like, yeah,

23:24

but then you don't have to shake your hand. I

23:26

feel like... Why is a waiter shaking my hand? I

23:29

never get to see him. It's like, oh, you see

23:31

people regularly go, I just saw you, yeah, I was

23:33

like, 10 minutes ago. So funny, that was funny. Hugs,

23:35

hugs. He's so awkward

23:37

with you guys, it's just like, hi, Gary, hi,

23:39

and then you get a boy and you're like...

23:42

What'd you do? You don't know what to do? His nickname

23:44

is Hedgehog. He calls himself Hedgehog.

23:46

He says. I don't know, it's not my

23:48

nickname, Gary. You try and hug him, you know. Right, because he's

23:50

a PR man. Yeah, but when you try to hug him, he

23:52

does... The hugs should be... He's a bit like this. No, hugs

23:54

gotta be people you might like, you

23:56

know what I mean? Especially in your life. But

23:58

how do you want to be great? Because I

24:01

do feel... You're not at the head. I always... I do the hug with

24:03

him. So just hug it. I do the hug with

24:05

him as well, because he always goes like this. But

24:08

he... I do it on purpose.

24:10

I love it. My wife and my kids,

24:12

that's the hug and my grandchildren and

24:15

the dogs, and that's it. No... No. Hugs

24:17

for nobody else. Yeah. Why, the hug's got to

24:19

be special. No, I'm glad that we've had that

24:21

conversation, because I do feel awkward every day. Thanks.

24:24

So, no, you know, no more hugging, Jill. I don't hug her,

24:26

just like that. Just like that. Jesus. Have

24:28

I got any more? No, that's

24:31

all mine. That's fun. What do you think of people who pack? You

24:33

know, people have a few quid, and they have a nice car, and

24:35

they just pack any way they want on

24:37

WLOs or disabled, and they just think, I've got

24:39

money. Yeah, pack what I want. And they just

24:42

take the ticket off, and they go, I could

24:44

pay that. Yeah. Rude,

24:46

like that. So what should we do about it? Just

24:49

slash their tyres. Just put

24:51

a brick through the win streak. Oh, that's a

24:53

bit strong. No, no, that's strong. Slash their tyres.

24:56

Have you ever had a slash of tyres? Because

24:59

it's so rude. They just pack what they want. It's like, we're

25:01

in arrogance, isn't it? I've got a

25:03

nice car, I've got a few quid. I'll

25:05

pack, I'll just pack in a disabled place. And they just walk

25:07

away, and they get the ticket. Yeah.

25:10

Rude. So you think you should just

25:12

be able to, like, if they do that? I think that

25:14

would deter it. If they don't let it, you could just

25:16

key the car. It would really deter it. You could key

25:18

the car if they do that. Oh, no. Do

25:20

you know if you go, someone take their wipers and break their wipers.

25:22

You do that, do you? No, I don't. You

25:24

pull their wipers up. Yeah, but I don't break it, and

25:26

I just pull it out. But, you know, to break it,

25:28

you actually pull people's wipers off the car. No, not off.

25:31

Just pull them off. So when they get in the car,

25:33

they have to get out and fix them. Just random people in

25:35

the street. Just go somewhere. I'll get a pack. I've

25:37

got this vision of him walking round a gesture in the village. I

25:40

do. I don't think so. Exactly

25:42

what I do. Did that mean? I said, I'll put a

25:44

windscreen wipe. Especially on the back. So then they get in

25:46

the car, they go, pass it right in there. And

25:49

off the pack, really bad. The

25:51

wipers. And they put their wing mirrors on the other side. So

25:54

when they get out, they go, oh, my wing mirror. They have

25:56

to get out. Yes. That's

25:58

good. I'm going to show away a wipe. They're not

26:00

just random people. No, no, no.

26:03

You're basically correcting the world. Yeah. Yeah.

26:06

Right, this juncture... They're supposed to pull

26:08

their socks above their knees. Who? Footballers

26:11

have socks above their knees. What about the

26:14

cutting the things out the back of the calves? Most players know

26:16

rolling their shorts up. They have one leg up. Rice does it.

26:19

They roll one of their shorts up. It's like patteries. It's

26:21

like Georgia Stanway does that, and she's the roll-us. My

26:24

socks would never go above my knees. They

26:26

don't pull down and plus them. You

26:28

were like ankle socks, weren't they? Yeah,

26:31

but then I hate the other side where they have them

26:34

so long. The shim pads must be this big. Briely's does

26:36

it and Jack does it. Yeah, but that's all going to

26:38

protect you and attack her, is it? No, it's not. Is

26:41

it the one where they cut the

26:43

actual holes in the back of their socks, which actually I think

26:45

looks ugly to start with, doesn't

26:47

make you look smart going on to a pitch? Yeah. There

26:50

was a thing... But is there benefit to it? There was a

26:52

thing that you... There was a thing in IT, you know, it

26:54

took your shirt in, make it look right. I mean, I'm not

26:56

saying that you... We always took your shirt in and pull your

26:58

socks up and make sure they look... Was that a thing, actually?

27:01

Yeah. You had to have your

27:03

shirt tucked in. Well, that's not a tradition

27:05

of... And Tonya, if Tonya hadn't worn long-sleeved...

27:07

You all had to wear it downward, right? We had to tuck your shirt

27:09

in, didn't you? We had to tuck our shirt in. Oh, but... Do

27:12

we... They all had to wear

27:14

with the captain's box. Really?

27:17

They all had to wear shorter. Is that some tradition,

27:19

sorry, in Arsenal? What? No.

27:21

They wear the captain's box. So, if Tonya Adams wore

27:23

long-sleeved, you had it. Well, what about if you were

27:26

hotter than him? No, no, no. If

27:28

Tonya Adams wore long-sleeved, everybody wore long-sleeved. If

27:30

he wore short-weaked, watch... Would he consult? Would

27:32

he consult? No. You'd

27:35

just see what Tonya's got. Or Vic. How

27:37

about he change his mind sometimes? No. No,

27:40

no, no. You'd look and you'd see what Tonya's

27:42

got and then you know what you're wearing. Did you whinge about

27:44

that sometimes? I didn't bother. Weren't bothered.

27:47

No, because some people like longs, some people like short. I

27:49

never liked long-sleeved. I never wore long-sleeved

27:51

shirt. I did when I was younger, when I was a

27:53

farro. Well, one was something... I literally, P-91st team, never. They

27:57

didn't have short-sleeved shirt. I never wore long-sleeved shirt.

28:01

I wore on the shirt. I never wore a vest.

28:03

Never. Do you reckon back in the day, was it

28:05

always long-sleeved? The players wore short sleeves. I never wore

28:07

long sleeves. You never wore long sleeves. I did a

28:09

forest, but I did not wear the choice. Forest?

28:12

We had long sleeves. I did not wear the choice.

28:14

In IT, you could wear long or short. I wore

28:16

short, yeah. I couldn't wear long. But when I was younger,

28:18

definitely long, but I did not wear the choice. I'm

28:20

asking this question again. Why do players take the

28:22

holes out the back of the... It's for if

28:24

the calf is tied to the net. Can

28:27

I tell you why? I'm a little bit skeptical of that. Because

28:30

in 2024, they have about 400 pairs of boots. They

28:34

have everything made to measure. I'm not having that Nike

28:36

or the sponsor of a kit don't make them a

28:38

slightly bigger pair of socks. They're obviously overthinking everything. So

28:40

I don't get it. The mesh at the

28:42

back could be a bit more stretchy or something. Do you

28:44

know what my granddaughter... So my granddaughter,

28:47

she had a little... She had a little holes in her

28:49

socks and said, Raph, what are you doing? Your calves are

28:51

the same size as this. How

28:54

are they getting constricted, Raph? I

28:56

said, you can't be cutting your socks. But that's

28:58

actually cute. It's not cute because you just cut

29:00

feeling. I know, but I like when they follow

29:02

the heel or something. I can't even say it

29:04

on her little legs. They're so slim and she's

29:06

cutting little holes in them. Oh, my gosh. She

29:09

has little pockets on the back of her jeans. No,

29:11

go on, go on. These are shorts. You

29:14

know what, players, the last few days, you've been

29:16

watching players come off and obviously there's big squads

29:18

and loads of staff. You know, you're getting taken

29:20

off in a big game, certain players, and

29:22

they have to go high five. Everyone, what

29:24

do you get rid of that? It's

29:27

bizarre. It's come round here. They've been taken off. Obviously,

29:29

you might be annoyed or whatever. And

29:31

all the subs are just sticking their hands up. You're

29:33

going... LAUGHTER Slash

29:36

the tires. No, it is. The kit man.

29:38

Fucking bus driver. Everybody. Fucking fucking take care

29:41

of it. They're not going to give you

29:43

an high five. Might as well hog them

29:45

and shake hands. But, like, there's

29:47

so many fucking people waiting. The doctor, the

29:49

kit man. Nobody's just respected that.

29:51

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31:59

ya. Hey, guys, I'm sorry, I don't

32:01

know. Not after all. I

32:04

don't see the running odd, let alone the quiz questions.

32:07

OK, what have you got? These are the reigning champions

32:09

as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's

32:11

a good call to guess later, but there's a big

32:13

deal. When he said about your cold hedgehog, I really

32:15

wanted to say why, because he's a prick. Oh,

32:17

man, it's gone again. I don't like TV.

32:21

Right, so it's going to be... Is that going to be flat

32:23

white? Absolutely. Can someone get Jill a

32:25

flat white, please? I'd have a bother. Jesus, freezing.

32:27

Give us a jacket, son. Give us a heads

32:29

up. Are we sat? Are we

32:31

ready? Are we ready? Shall we have a break

32:33

for one or two minutes? No. Have

32:36

a cup of tea. We need some little snacks. We need some

32:38

little snacks. We need some little snacks. We've

32:40

got some cookies and stuff. Oh, cookies and

32:42

bits and... Oh,

32:45

cookies, yeah. I've been trying to...

32:47

I'm not hungover, I only had two beers. Cutting

32:49

back means you can still have a cookie, though, because

32:51

we've been eating a horrendous amount of chocolate. Yeah,

32:54

by the way, you've got tea in the other thing.

32:56

Stop pointing at me. No, you got

32:58

tea in the other day. He went for food

33:00

in the hotel. He was like, when I get

33:02

to the Pundertree, I'm not going to eat a

33:04

thing. I walk in, you tuck it in the

33:06

chicken and rice, mini rolls, biscuit, rice. No, he

33:08

was, yeah. A lot yesterday. He was like,

33:10

I'm not eating it again. I had three meals at

33:12

the game. Did you? It

33:15

was like self-service. Did you go last night? Yeah, we were to

33:17

the Tokyo Hall of Man. So did I. We

33:20

don't, yeah. He was, of course. I was

33:22

wearing out the party. You're

33:24

in that partner's village bit. You

33:27

actually went to the game. I just went to the game. I

33:29

went to the game. I saw my voice just a bit. It

33:31

was loud. It was loud. I mean, Gackpokes

33:33

got the winner, didn't he? I was neutral until then.

33:35

Yeah. That was good.

33:38

He was an awkward little winner when he was

33:40

falling down. He's on the Golden Big at the minute, but

33:43

all of his goals have been scrappy, isn't he? How many

33:45

has he got? He's got four of them. I see. He's

33:48

playing on the left, and he never plays on the left of the field.

33:51

Is he not? Carrows, when we're back, shall I ring him? No. No,

33:54

too late. Missed it. Missed the

33:56

moment. Missed it slow. I'm lucky to catch

33:58

up. Read that to Gaddy. He's played

34:00

there for Liverpool, he's played there for

34:02

Holland, his tournament. Where did Liverpool centre?

34:05

I went to speak to Rude. I

34:08

went to speak to Rude just after he first got

34:10

to Liverpool and he was struggling a little bit. I

34:13

said to him, what about Gatpole? Because he was

34:15

looking at him, wasn't he? He said

34:17

he's a left-winger, that's it. He said,

34:20

so when Klopp was playing he might have false nine

34:22

or sent it forward or a bit deeper in midfield

34:24

at times. Rude said he had him there at PSC,

34:26

he's an absolutely left-winger. He

34:29

looks quick, you're looking at the ball, it looks direct. That

34:33

run at the back post, he didn't score because it was home goal. Is

34:37

Rude coming to you and I? He's going in. I

34:41

think he's going in, yeah. Coach.

34:45

I remember one time there was a meeting and

34:47

I think we were chatting. I

34:49

think it was Tony Coughton. I mentioned something about an

34:51

old people here and I went, hold on a second,

34:53

you're the goalkeeper. I

34:56

thought you were a badger. I'm not going

34:58

to leave it. Are we getting the snacks

35:00

and the biscuits? I'll go

35:02

get them. Have you got a spare

35:04

cup as well, Ben? Are we moving all this, Ben?

35:07

This was the only... What's

35:09

going on, Ben? Jesus,

35:12

Ben, I've demoted you. This

35:16

is the only non-branded

35:18

thing I heard. It's a lovely brow still.

35:21

It's quite silky. I'm

35:25

not, Ben. Why did you

35:27

come straight here from your night out last

35:29

night? It was the only non-branded thing I

35:31

had on. You love a vest and a

35:33

T-shirt. Hey, who wears the vest? It works,

35:35

doesn't it? I'm

35:38

lashing up my vest. Do

35:40

you wear a vest? You don't wear a

35:42

vest underneath? No, I usually do my not today. I

35:45

wear a vest. I

35:47

feel like vest would be something for Route 101. I love

35:49

chocolate. Not

35:54

a vest. This is like a great vest. No,

36:00

I don't want one, thanks. Why

36:03

do people sniff things before they eat them? No, no,

36:06

no. It's a long story, that's all. Jesus. What's

36:08

that? Sorry. Sorry.

36:14

Sorry. That's

36:16

not good. There we go.

36:18

Keep it simple. All

36:20

right. Rise on

36:23

form today. Rise on form. Julesflak

36:26

was loaded in a gun, that's what it is. Jesus.

36:29

I've got family. Jesus

36:33

Christ. Oh, God. You

36:36

need to meet with that. It

36:38

was the orange man. Just to

36:40

change variations, spice of life. I think the orange,

36:42

no. I

36:44

think they've always had jam in them. You'll

36:46

be even laughing at that, aren't you? You've had jam. What

36:50

was it? He

36:52

started sniffing the cookies. I said, why do you

36:54

sniff things before you eat them? And

36:57

then he's... Fucking

36:59

hell. He's always

37:01

got a Jack Jill. Jeez.

37:07

Sorry. I

37:09

think it's all been broken. We've got content on

37:11

here. It's gone through fucking... It won't make ITV,

37:13

it won't make YouTube. Probably won't even make fucking

37:15

Porno. What

37:18

porno? Oh, no. I

37:21

just want to make sure I can never... I

37:23

never want to do anything about Jill Scott. I cannot

37:25

do this show without Jill Scott. Oh. Oh,

37:29

Jesus Christ. I nearly choked myself.

37:33

Oh, God. Right. This

37:37

is serious podcast, by the way. Of course

37:39

it is. Why am

37:41

I going to do some serious stuff now? That was

37:43

a serious conversation. Two and

37:45

throw questions afterwards. A

37:48

tiebreak if it comes to it, but pressure's

37:50

on. I don't know, Roy. Challenges

37:52

are going to go first. What

37:54

do you mean, challenges? You've got to challenge

37:57

us. We won it. Yeah,

38:00

you want to have them? You've

38:02

got Jill this time. Yes. Yes. I'll tell

38:04

you what. See

38:06

the budget's gone out the window. Don't

38:09

worry. I'm really bad,

38:11

but go on. First question, one for

38:13

Jill and Gary. Gary, going into this

38:15

tournament, you were the top... You

38:18

had made the most appearances for England

38:20

at the Euros. Since the tournament started,

38:22

two England players have overtaken you. Easy.

38:24

Easy. Easy. You always

38:26

get the easy one. What is...? Oh,

38:29

he sees company. Yeah,

38:32

yeah. He thinks it's going to be there.

38:34

He thinks it's obvious. Window. Does it

38:36

pass over to M2? No, not this

38:38

one. It's Kyle and Harry.

38:41

The only two players that were with us in 2016... I

38:45

think are Kyle and Harry. No. So

38:47

I think Kyle and Harry... Go on. ..played

38:50

in 20, played in 16... I'll just give you the names, Gary.

38:52

I'm just giving you the names, what I think they are. Is

38:54

it? Is it...? Is it Kyle who

38:56

else could it be? Kyle and Harry's the only two, because they

38:58

played in 2016. It should pass over. It

39:01

can pass over. Nice one. It's around the river. That's

39:03

the plan. I'm not going to tell you. They've

39:05

not put the final answer in yet. You've got it.

39:08

I'm already on deck. I might be Jordan, actually. You

39:11

just said it. Hang on. Kyle

39:14

was in the squad in 2020, wasn't he? Yeah, we

39:16

were avoiding you. Definitely Kyle and Harry. Go

39:19

on, then, Nino. Definitely Kyle and Harry. How

39:21

many is it? Kyle's on 13, Harry's

39:23

on 15. And

39:26

he was right. He was level. He was on 11. So

39:29

they're now level... I've got more than that. 11

39:31

euros, yeah. I think he was

39:33

already in Aston. Yeah, true. That was

39:36

an easy one. That was an easy one. Oh, well

39:38

done. You got that. Royal Indian. How

39:40

many Arsenal players were in England's

39:42

Euro 1996 players? Name

39:45

them. Jesus

39:48

Christ, mastermind! Fucking hell!

39:53

96. How many Arsenal players in the squad? How many?

39:56

And then name them? Were you in

39:58

that one? No, I just said they blew me out right.

40:00

The Death Finners. How many hours? 96. You're

40:03

96. Obviously. No, we don't have

40:05

to whisper, cos it's not passed over, is it? No, no, no. Adams.

40:08

Merce. Was Merce definitely in it?

40:10

Merce and Dave Seaman. Seaman, three.

40:16

midfielder, Parlour. It's

40:19

Ray Parlour on that 96. Oh!

40:22

HE LAUGHS HE LAUGHS Fullbacks,

40:26

go through positions. What's

40:29

Seaman? Dave Seaman. Paul

40:31

Cooper. Tallbacks. Yeah, fullbacks.

40:34

I think I weren't in there. I

40:36

think I weren't in there. Yeah. Adams,

40:39

go look at the centre house. Was Martin Ciaran in that squad? 96.

40:42

Was he retired? Martin... Martin

40:44

might have been in there. So

40:47

I'd go with... SHE LAUGHS I'd

40:49

go with... I'd go with a goalie,

40:51

Martin... Two centre-halves. Tony... Tony, yeah, Tony and

40:54

Paul Merson. Did they have to get the

40:56

number right? No! They got the players right.

40:58

You want the players right? They

41:01

got the number right. You're not a salon. I

41:04

hate doing quizzes. I'm not doing quiz tonight. I'm not doing

41:06

it. If you're going to be in this mood, I'm not

41:08

doing it. This concert. You're next. That's

41:11

four. I've got to your four. There must be one more. Trying

41:13

to think who else I was jealous of. How many players did

41:15

the squad back then? 23, wasn't it? I

41:17

tried to think who else I could be jealous of. I think it

41:19

might be 22 back then, was it? Not

41:22

sure. It wouldn't have been more than four hours. I don't

41:24

think so. Was it a part of the round? This is

41:26

the one I'm thinking about with Ray. You don't want your

41:28

players with me. I don't think Ray was in there. Not

41:30

at that stage. I think I know one you've

41:32

missed out. I do, I think. I

41:35

think. Left footer? Was there

41:37

a left footer? Nigel,

41:40

no. Nigel weren't

41:42

in there. It's no time frame on

41:44

it. OK. Oh. Come on, be nice. Think

41:47

of all the players you smashed when you

41:49

played Arsenal. I'd give each person a minute

41:51

maximum. A minute maximum? Yeah,

41:54

a minute maximum. Yeah, come on. Do

41:58

you need the names you're saying? I think you do, Roy.

42:00

Come on. So,

42:03

we're at four. Would

42:05

it be five arse on a player? I can't, I can't.

42:07

Right, you should give him a point for the names and

42:09

a point for the number. Right. You

42:13

know he's a puddle. So, we go... Come on. You have to

42:15

get a move on. Adam's... Q

42:18

on. He rules, don't you? It's

42:21

a quiz, it's fun. Adam's

42:23

Mercer. Seaman. No, Mercer. No,

42:26

Mercer. Fucking knew he wasn't in it. Jesus!

42:29

Mercer's in it. But it's like one point, we're going

42:31

to lose it. And we're missing one more. Missing one

42:33

more. Eh? I know who it is. I know who

42:36

it is. I should hope so. Adam

42:38

Smith. They've gone... No,

42:40

they've got the number wrong. They've done it wrong. It was

42:42

three, wasn't it? It was Platt. Correct.

42:46

Fucking Adam Roy. Seaman. And Adams.

42:49

Jesus, how can I get Plattie wrong? Well done,

42:51

Dambi. We've Plattie, we've spoke about that

42:53

the other day. Yeah, he was at the coffee

42:55

shop. Yeah. Right, he's

42:57

no good, unless he's a stab at the point... I must admit,

42:59

though, when he said Mercer was right... He's not good off the

43:02

top, Scott. I think he was Mercer, isn't he? I can't remember.

43:04

Do you know him, Gary? I thought he was Mercer. You know

43:06

what? I was in 98 when I went to him. I was

43:08

trying on Mercer with Roy. Yeah, but it was Plattie. Plattie, goalie,

43:10

and... Oh, no, Plattie was definitely... I got Plattie straight at the

43:12

left. That was what I told you. Yeah. So,

43:15

Alicia Ruzo scored four goals in the game. Alicia! Yeah.

43:20

How many games did she start? Oh, such a... Such

43:22

a easy... When did they win it? No,

43:27

it was an easy question. Oh, no, no, it was one. No,

43:29

no, sorry, Ellen. Oh, she didn't start! No,

43:31

no! She said she had it all over!

43:33

No, no, no, no! She said she had it all over!

43:35

Yeah, yeah, come on. I'm emplated in all of them. Where's

43:37

Ben? I need more stringency here. But you were supposed to

43:39

be expert. Yeah, I meant as in she played in all

43:41

of them. No, no. She came on in

43:43

all of them. She's going to take the first answer. She came

43:45

on in all of them. No, she came on in all of

43:47

them. She came on in every game. She didn't start. She

43:50

didn't start any, because it was the same line-up. You

43:53

should come on in any game, though. I'm going to have to

43:55

take the final answer. But he's like... How many

43:57

did she start? How many did she start? She

44:00

didn't start, any? I thought that

44:02

was the thing. That's it, go on. She

44:04

did start. God damn tired, I got back

44:06

three o'clock. Who's the question? She's actually got...

44:09

You know what, real quick, I'm really disappointed with the

44:11

questions they get into what we thought. That's not easy.

44:14

I'm not happy, but I'm going to walk off. It

44:16

won't be easy. Tailored for

44:18

Ireland. Tailored for Ireland. Ireland have

44:21

been to three Euros tournaments

44:24

and have had five different

44:26

goal-scorers. Oh. Game four

44:28

of the five goal-scorers. For the

44:30

Euros. Why four? Why four? Mmm.

44:35

Did you score? Well, Robbie

44:37

Keane. You didn't play the Euros. Just relax a

44:39

second. You didn't play the Euros, Roy. No.

44:42

Did you? Yeah, but you've got to know it

44:44

just scores. The Euros.

44:46

Euros. Obviously 100% re-helting. Yeah. Ronnie

44:52

Whelan. Yeah. John Aldridge.

44:54

Shh, my second. Sorry, sorry. This

44:56

is the Euros, by the way. All the score in the World Cup.

44:58

OK, sorry, I got it wrong. I

45:01

think it might be shady. I'll get mixed up. Kevin. He's

45:04

got against thing. Was that the World Cup? Was that 1990 when he lashed that

45:06

one in? Kevin. I wouldn't really know to

45:08

be honest. I know the Howden goal, obviously. That

45:11

was the Howden one was in 88. Was it 88? We've

45:13

only got two. You got two out of five. Was the

45:15

Howden one 88, Roy? Yeah, the winner. I'd

45:18

have got that one. I

45:21

got Ronnie Di Valli against... When

45:24

were the years of Ireland in the Euros? David

45:26

O'Leary. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Oh, no, no,

45:28

yeah. When were the years of Ireland in the Euros? 88 and when?

45:31

David O'Leary. No, that's the World Cup. You

45:34

don't mix up... What's the thing you're going to see on the panty?

45:37

They were in 96. No, we don't... One even

45:39

say that. It scored. What, in 84? It

45:42

scored when there was Spain, Croatia, group... Oh, yeah,

45:44

there was a recent one. Oh, yeah, there was

45:46

a recent one. See, this is what I'm saying.

45:48

It's a good question, though. It's

45:50

a very good question. You scored a goal then, and you were in the coach

45:52

then in the Euros. Not

45:55

you, but the team. Yeah,

45:57

thank God for reminding me of it. Robbie

46:01

Brady. Yeah. Is

46:05

that three's name? Three more. He needs

46:07

one out of the two. There's two

46:09

more. A recent Euros did

46:11

the score. The score. This

46:14

would be an earthquake in Ireland if you didn't get this right one. I'm

46:18

not getting any help from him, am I? Tony Adams? I

46:21

didn't... I didn't... Yeah, he did tell me... Knowledge

46:23

of Irish. Knowledge of Irish performance in the championship

46:25

is limited. I've given him three names and they've

46:27

all scored in World Cups. But

46:30

Ireland have only scored five goals. Five

46:32

goals. They've only scored five goals. Five

46:35

goal scorers. Right. No, I

46:37

don't think they've scored that many more goals

46:39

than the Euros. I just kept

46:42

mixed up with that one cup. See, that's what I just done. That's why

46:44

I asked you, when did you get to the Euros? We

46:47

drew. 88. Our questions are much tougher. I

46:50

was six-word on goal there. I didn't write them right here.

46:53

You how low? Don't give me that ball,

46:55

it's correct. Who scored against Sweden and Paris?

46:57

Unbelievable, that, that. 88. How

47:00

old were you? 30. Yeah, that's

47:03

not too bad. That's a good question. Go

47:05

on. Just give ourselves... What is it? Who is it? 13. Hold

47:08

on. We might as well have a guess. We'll give

47:10

you just another college course. Do it next week. No.

47:14

Do it at graduation next week. We're

47:16

trying to concentrate here. Where's Houlin? Yes!

47:19

I knew it! Can

47:21

I do the fifth? Who was the

47:23

fifth? Sean... St. Legend. Yeah, he scored

47:25

in that group when they were in a Croatia, Spain. You

47:28

have a bit of a bet now. Nice.

47:30

Well done. Well done,

47:32

Roy. Might have scored

47:34

against Sweden, I'm sure it was. Nice

47:36

one. I love you. Jael

47:44

and Gary. Here's an easy one. Who

47:46

is the youngest and who is the

47:48

oldest English men's player ever to play

47:50

at the Euros? Easy. It's such

47:52

an easy one. Rooney and Mayneu were actually...

47:55

Rooney and Mayneu... Mayneu's done some... Come on,

47:57

hurry on! Slutty! Yeah.

48:00

Waza played when he was... Jula hasn't got a clue, have you?

48:02

You haven't got a clue, I can tell. I'm

48:04

discussing it with my team. Is

48:07

Coby younger than Rooney? He

48:10

was, yeah. Not now. Well, he

48:12

is now. When they've started for the

48:14

U-Walls... They won't get out. That's a good question.

48:16

Well done. Well done again. Did Coby shop

48:18

in the back yard? Is

48:20

that what you think? I

48:22

read some... We've got a timer on. You know what?

48:25

We find out your football knowledge here. This is what

48:27

happened. I'm not sure. I haven't got good football knowledge.

48:29

Yeah, you did. Thanks, Ian. But it wasn't

48:31

made a big thing. Would it not be made like a big

48:33

thing? I was thinking about... I

48:35

am obsessed with firsts, but like... It

48:38

was 98. I've got my mind to the

48:40

World Cup and the Irish boys. Rashford

48:43

played in 2016. I was Rashford in 2016.

48:46

Oh, Charlie. No, no, no, Charlie.

48:48

Why do you not get the answer? I'm going to miss that

48:50

question. I've got to say, he sat at 6. I think Rashford

48:52

could have been... It's

48:54

Rashford, May, New Orleans, Rooney, I think. You've got to

48:56

get the oldest as well, you know. I'm

48:59

getting there, Keir, isn't I? Jesus Christ, you don't

49:01

have to speak to him like that. I

49:03

think Rooney. Rooney, yeah. No. OK,

49:05

we're going to go Rooney on the youngest player. I

49:09

don't know why I've done that, but I feel like

49:11

he's still... The oldest, easily. Josh, I read something yesterday

49:13

that Cobb is the youngest English player to play in

49:15

a quarterfinal, but Rooney played in a quarterfinal in 2004.

49:18

Oh, Jesus Christ. That's why I think I've read something.

49:20

You just fit in the moment. Anyway, it's an older

49:22

plan again. Use that as an inner monologue. We don't

49:24

need to hear that. Oldest, oldest. Get

49:27

on with it. God, you're just not angry today. Quizzes

49:29

are meant to be fun. There's a lot of questions.

49:31

Like, oh, let's go with quizzes, let's chat. Go

49:33

on, go on. Go on quizzes. Who's the oldest? Let's go

49:35

with it. In 88, I met Peter Shilton

49:38

played for England until he was 40, and he was

49:40

some student, like... Yeah. Old seed player, though, you said.

49:42

In 88... He said that old seed player. Shilton... He

49:44

actually helped you play it. No, no, no. Shilton

49:46

played for England in 19. I got him a little

49:48

bit of luck. And he played for England in 88.

49:51

You're going to have to own this, because I was six months

49:54

old. And

49:56

I'm going to think about all the players who are old. We're fighting five at

49:59

the time. I'm

50:01

not a baby giraffe. I live here

50:03

by old. What, Jill had the mouse?

50:06

Name all the players who played for England, Jill.

50:08

Gary Neville. Dave Watson.

50:13

I've got one. I've given Scott one. Does

50:16

it pass over? Oh

50:18

my God. Hold

50:20

it on in the bag. Hold it on

50:22

in the bag. Jesus, that is brilliant. Look

50:26

at Gary Swin. I was tired

50:28

about a half an hour as well. I've gone through

50:30

96, I've gone through 2000. I'm going. I'm

50:34

done. You're

50:36

like weird, man. I'll see

50:38

you later. Your point in front, because

50:41

Paul and Marcy are next to me. Marcy, I

50:43

love you Marcy. Right, Paul and Marcy.

50:46

I'm going to go Wayne Rooney and Peter Schiller.

50:48

Incorrect. Yes,

50:50

come you pass it over. You got the

50:52

oldest right. The youngest is... Is

50:56

it passed across to us? No, it's not passed across

50:58

to us. No, you're like

51:00

an answer. Maybe you were right.

51:04

It's coming, ain't it? It's coming, ain't it?

51:08

No. What?

51:12

England v Croatia. 17 years. I'll pass that.

51:16

Well done on Peter Schiller, no. That's the

51:18

easiest. I

51:20

thought maybe Stroub here. These are doing

51:22

me a thing amongst left. Right,

51:24

your last one. Last one.

51:28

Yeah, we do go to another round

51:30

after this. Who is England's all-time leading

51:32

goalscorer at the Euros? As in

51:35

all tournaments, not just this one. I'm not

51:37

even getting involved here. Tap

51:40

it in, bum. Great

51:46

beans, isn't it? Easy, do it, let's discuss

51:48

it. Nobody did anything.

51:53

If we are, why are we doing questions on...? The

51:56

Lineker could be getting answers, questions

51:58

on... What the fuck are

52:01

you doing? Erm... Let

52:03

me see. I saw the graphic the other day. So,

52:06

all time. In

52:09

euros, by the way. In euros. In

52:12

euros. Is it

52:14

too obvious, Ken? It feels too obvious.

52:16

Fucking does Ed Sheeran down there. He's followed it. It

52:20

is, is that Ed Sheeran? It is,

52:22

yeah. Oh, he's coming

52:24

to a performance for us. Can we bring him up?

52:28

Can we bring this lad up? It'd be nice... I'd

52:30

like a bit of music. Is he a busker? I'd

52:32

like... Bring him up. I don't think

52:34

he'd want to bring him up. Where is he? He

52:37

said you're... Yeah, I'm going to go with Shearer.

52:40

How many did Harry get the last one? It'd be nice to

52:42

bring him up in our spot. No, no, no. I saw the

52:44

graphic. Hey, come on,

52:46

write his concentrate. Write his concentrate.

52:50

He would watch us apart and listen to

52:52

some music. I'm going to go with my

52:54

guy, man. Who? Shearer. Correct. Yes! That's now

52:56

the score of the level. You said Hearer.

53:00

Yes, come on, now. We

53:02

did it. How many more questions is there? Three. So

53:05

the next one... It's OK, everyone. It's all right. So,

53:08

what do you mean, Tony? These are worth

53:10

double points, two points, so it's like...

53:13

So I'll tell you now. Here we

53:15

go. So Ireland famously beat England 1-0

53:18

in Stuttgart in 1988. You

53:20

can take turns, Jill and Gary will go

53:22

first, and then you'll name players who start

53:24

in the start. I was six months old.

53:28

In 1988. 1988.

53:30

Come on. You know, it's

53:32

got a hundred friends in 1966. Exactly,

53:34

Jill. Exactly. But I know,

53:36

but if you go through one... So,

53:39

in both teams, do you have to... Both teams. We just name

53:41

anyone. You have to start. You

53:44

go first. You go

53:46

first. So

53:48

just Tony Adams. No, no, no,

53:50

no. We'll go... Paul McGrath.

53:54

Paul McGrath, yeah. Ray

53:56

Hal. He was Tony Adams. He

53:58

scored. Yeah. Peter

54:00

Shilton. Yeah.

54:05

Tony Adams. Yeah.

54:07

Oh, that was my one. Gary Lineker. What

54:11

year was it getting you sent? Robber

54:14

played the game? Did he get injured? Gary,

54:17

you know, there's a pretty fine game at me. I'm going

54:19

to let Gary lead on this, I think. Who did

54:21

you... Who did you... We just said it when I got

54:23

it. Did you say Tony Adams? Yeah, I said

54:25

Tony Adams. Mark Wright. Oh,

54:28

that's a great shot.

54:30

You're on fire, man. You're on fire. Stop taking

54:32

the Irish ones. Yeah, but he's

54:34

getting the Irish ones. I know,

54:36

but he's taking the tactics. Mark Aitley. Oh,

54:41

no. Don't be just showing

54:43

names, oh, damn. Oh, he's blown it. What

54:46

does that mean? No, is he dead? Is he done?

54:48

That's gone. Was Peter

54:50

Beasley up front with Lineker? I've got loads

54:52

of Irish ones. Do you have

54:54

a... That's what I'm saying. It's not like he

54:56

wasn't in the fucking squad. Jesus Christ. Peter

55:00

Beasley. Waddle. Bands.

55:02

Hold on, let's come back to words. Oh, my

55:04

God. Oh, wait, what? You're dead. Well done, Gary.

55:08

You dropped me the Irish ones. I

55:10

don't like this team. Come on,

55:12

Gary. She did noise.

55:16

I didn't think that was a bad... They're

55:18

running wheeling. Come on

55:20

after the 82nd minute. I knew it because that's

55:22

what I'm saying. This could be the end of

55:24

the relationship. This could be it. We

55:28

just said keep the Irish ones, we kept

55:30

them all back. Why didn't you say something?

55:32

It was built on sand, that relationship. All

55:34

we needed was a quiz. It's not over.

55:38

It's not over. It's

55:40

not over yet. It

55:42

fucking is over. Right, question

55:44

five. Did we win that? Not that question, yeah.

55:48

I'll tell you again, Roy and Em. These are my

55:50

little Harry couple. Ten

55:52

teams have won the Euros, name them.

55:55

Start with Roy and Righty in Italy.

56:01

France, Spain. France, Spain.

56:04

Yeah. Um... Germany

56:08

96. Germany 96. Greece.

56:12

Greece, yeah. Yes, it's just the Jews. Portugal.

56:16

Yeah. Why, you haven't

56:18

been... I've done so much about that. Yeah, but

56:20

you've gone through all the ones I knew. Hang

56:23

on. Ten different

56:25

teams. So, yeah, ten teams in total.

56:28

What have we said? You've said Germany,

56:30

Spain, France, Italy and Greece and

56:32

Portugal. Yeah. You

56:35

know, you've got me. So, there's

56:37

four still to get. So, which six

56:39

are you saying then? Sorry, Pierre. Germany,

56:41

Spain, France, Italy, Portugal and Greece have

56:44

been said. I've

56:46

got two more, I think. Who's the fellow? No. That

56:49

was the chairman's league. Oh,

56:52

yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah,

56:56

you've completed it. Denmark. Yeah.

57:01

Holland. Yeah. Stop

57:03

hitting me when I'm... He's

57:07

over-celebrating! He's going to celebrate! Oh,

57:09

my God, I'm struggling. Not hard, us in the

57:11

Netherlands, isn't it? I'm struggling now, though. Oh, God,

57:13

you're one of them, aren't you? You're

57:16

one of them. I don't know why.

57:18

Fix up on them tiny little things.

57:23

I've gone, though. Did you do it? No, I

57:25

know. Would you think? Is

57:27

that one of them? Yeah, I did. The

57:29

chip, the panda, yeah. No, but I think that was the... Yeah,

57:31

I did not. Wasn't that the chairman's

57:33

league? It wasn't, was it? It'll be the early ones

57:35

when there's only eight teams, isn't it? Like in the

57:37

early seventies or whatever it was, when there was like...

57:40

Four teams were in it, I mean, it first started.

57:42

Really? Yeah, it was like a

57:44

stupid competition. Was it then? It wasn't...

57:48

Well, can I ask? Me can't ask.

57:50

I can't ask, but about it... Give

57:52

me an answer. Czechoslovakia? Yes. Open

57:56

the door! Come

58:00

on! That's

58:02

it. We've said Germany, haven't we? You

58:04

have? Six times. But

58:06

I think West Germany. West

58:09

Germany. Time. West Germany

58:12

included as Germany. Oh,

58:14

yes. Of course we are. That's it. Does it

58:16

come back to us? No, but the weather is different. No, you

58:19

just said it to you. No, I was saying the inhaler said

58:21

West Germany. I said Mark, I hate the inhaler. We talked to

58:23

you. Can you name the last round? Have you got it? No,

58:25

no, no. I'm not saying it to you. I thought

58:27

you would give... You've just given them up. You've said

58:29

West Germany. I hate playing with somebody who runs the

58:31

company. No, please, please. Just not right. I

58:34

think Yugoslavia are a potential one. Because they were in that early years. Why couldn't I do

58:36

the Mark Haiti act like this? Be quiet. Be quiet. It's

58:40

so unfair. I'm not saying that.

58:42

I'm not saying that. I'm not saying

58:44

that. I'm not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm

58:46

not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm

58:48

not saying that. I'm not saying that. I'm not

58:50

saying that. I'm not saying that. Be

58:53

quiet. It's so unfair. Other

58:57

countries... Austria, Switzerland haven't won it, I

58:59

don't think. I can't think they've won

59:01

it. I can feel it. What are

59:04

the countries in Europe that you think play in a tournament? It's

59:07

none of the modern ones that like... Do

59:10

you think it's an old one then? I think

59:12

it's an old one. It's like a Yugoslavia or

59:14

a... Oh, come on. Do

59:16

you think it's a Russia or... I don't think Russia

59:18

won it then. It's a good question. It's a great

59:20

question. Croatia. No, they were

59:22

only formed when the things...

59:24

They all split up with each other. That's

59:28

like him walking over the road.

59:31

Hang on a minute. Um... Belgium?

59:34

I've not won it, have I? No. No,

59:39

Belgium. You can't just sort names out. Yours

59:41

goes through places you go on holiday, aren't you?

59:43

Just come on, give a go. Give a go,

59:45

yeah. Because like, we've turned up. Do you know

59:47

it? We've got the top ones. I think the

59:49

last one's actually a UGSA. I'm going to say...

59:51

I'm going to say... I think... I

59:53

have to admit to go for one. Yeah. I

59:55

think I'm going to go for Yugoslavia. It's wrong. Give

59:57

me the... Difficult

1:00:00

one. No, it's not. It's technically the

1:00:02

Soviet Union. Exactly. Born it in 1960.

1:00:05

I know, but I'm not going to... Yeah, exactly. I'm not

1:00:07

going to... No, no, no. Yugoslav

1:00:09

is not a Soviet Union. Exactly. No, not

1:00:12

in England. No, it's Soviet Union. It's Russia.

1:00:14

It's Russia. I

1:00:16

knew it was Russia. That's what we do.

1:00:19

The sand. The sand. The sand. That's

1:00:21

concrete. That's concrete with the on. Your build

1:00:24

on straw. Yeah. Russia

1:00:26

or... We don't... That is the hardest part of the

1:00:28

quiz that we just got there. I'm

1:00:30

so bad at quizzing. That's a great point. That's

1:00:32

a great point. Check it out. This is the

1:00:34

deciding question. I feel bad because I'm so bad.

1:00:38

Hey, you're back here. It's like, yeah. That's what I'm afraid

1:00:40

to do. That's what I'm afraid to do. You're back. Keep

1:00:43

on believing. When did you win it? Oh,

1:00:46

here we go. Oh, Gary, can we stop doing

1:00:48

this, Gary? Once you've lost, you can't keep doing

1:00:50

that, Gary. He asked the correct answer. Yeah. Be

1:00:53

humble and victory in defeat like us. Like us. No,

1:00:56

no, no. Victory in harmony like

1:00:58

Arsenal. Come on, Jill, you've not answered one

1:01:01

question yet. Right, come on. It

1:01:03

can't be possible. It's six in

1:01:05

front. It's either one. Right,

1:01:07

so 15 players have scored six or

1:01:10

more goals in the Euros. Name

1:01:12

them. I'll let Gary. Come

1:01:14

on, Nick, 15. 15 players have scored six or more goals. Yeah,

1:01:17

a piece of paper. I've scored what? I've

1:01:19

scored six or more goals at the

1:01:21

Euros, 15 players. Ronaldo

1:01:24

must be one. Yes. Six

1:01:28

or more goals. So if I say it, Nick, can I

1:01:30

just say aye? We can be here until midnight. Close-up.

1:01:33

Once you say it, it's your final.

1:01:35

Close-up? Germany? Close...

1:01:37

I don't

1:01:39

have close-up here. One second.

1:01:41

I'm just saying. No! You're wrong,

1:01:43

you're wrong. You can't wrong! You've

1:01:45

got to go and shake your

1:01:47

head. You know it. You

1:01:50

know it. You can't say a name.

1:01:52

You can't say a name. You have to try your name, that

1:01:54

you've got to go. You have to try your name. You've got

1:01:56

to go. You've got to go. You've got to go. and

1:02:00

there's a snap at me. Oh, no. You

1:02:03

were trying to answer him. I was talking to Jim about what's

1:02:05

going on. He was talking to me. I was

1:02:07

talking to him. I was

1:02:09

talking to him. I was definitely there. I'm

1:02:13

not doing, you know what? Well done, Gary.

1:02:15

I'm sorry, right? To be fair, Gary won

1:02:17

on his own. I think there's some Plattini on

1:02:19

there. Come on, cheers. It's about a

1:02:21

nine in one fucking championship. That's a

1:02:23

nine in one game. Why

1:02:25

didn't you see him? It'd be quite you. Get

1:02:28

him out. I'm not saying

1:02:30

that. I'm really just using him. Why did you have

1:02:32

it done? I don't know because he was just the first

1:02:34

one who came into my head. It was loads more

1:02:37

ahead of him. Oh, my God. He's just been

1:02:39

struggling. Calm down. Have a biscuit. No,

1:02:41

I don't want to listen. Are we doing community questions or have we

1:02:43

done enough? Yep. Final scores

1:02:45

were 6-4 to Gary and Jim. Hey!

1:02:51

Championis. Henri. What did

1:02:53

I say, Henri? Shearer. You said

1:02:55

Shearer. I said shearer. Plattini's got

1:02:57

nine. Rooney.

1:02:59

How many did he get? Rooney. Why are

1:03:01

you shouting everyone? Patrick Clyver.

1:03:04

Fucking. I did it. Sorry.

1:03:06

Ah, right. It's Bishat. No, you know what it is.

1:03:08

I took it with Morrison. No, no, no. It's just

1:03:11

throwing names out. It

1:03:13

shouldn't be just like because it's the first name

1:03:15

that came. Written them down. And then who had

1:03:17

the most, then you'd look at it. Yeah, yeah,

1:03:19

yeah. That would have been better. No, but it

1:03:21

can be over after one mistake. Yeah,

1:03:23

it feels a bit unfair because like you're doing it. Your

1:03:26

relationship went like that then.

1:03:29

Hey, you win some, you lose some. I really did. I

1:03:32

thought you were doing it. I can't believe

1:03:34

that came up. It

1:03:36

vomited out of me. It's all right.

1:03:38

Chance was for like the podcasters. Yeah.

1:03:40

It was. Right. Clever

1:03:43

free. I still feel like. That was a bizarre shelter.

1:03:45

Why did you know what that was? Kind

1:03:47

of too smart like you know about him. Yeah, I think

1:03:49

I went early trying to be clever. It's

1:03:51

called the World Cup. Yeah, that's what it was. You

1:03:55

understand that you've seen broke up in the Euros.

1:03:57

Absolutely. Yeah, but even when I got checking the

1:03:59

car counts. I was thinking that Prenneker was like the

1:04:01

champion to me. You have to be in Europe. You

1:04:03

know what? You just need it to be a little bit closer.

1:04:15

Ian, you've complained

1:04:18

about community questions last night. You can answer them.

1:04:21

Oh, Jesus Christ, Gary. He was

1:04:23

complaining about that, wasn't he? He's on the group

1:04:25

about the community questions last night. I don't like

1:04:27

the community questions. I've always just shouted at you

1:04:30

in the group. Exactly. And it's nothing even that

1:04:32

you've done. Have we done that? What

1:04:34

do you miss about not being a football? We've done that, haven't we?

1:04:37

We've done some of that, yeah. They're just little bits you've got to

1:04:39

pick them out, Ian. Do you miss it? Do you miss

1:04:41

being a footballer? Yeah. No, I don't. I

1:04:43

do. I don't. I mean, I don't want

1:04:45

to. I miss the banter and everything. Yeah,

1:04:47

do you know what? Yeah, sorry. Yeah, you miss... I do miss

1:04:50

that. You know what? You miss your teammates, isn't it? You

1:04:52

know what? It's... You realise I'm what you love your teammates, isn't

1:04:54

it, when it's over? That's what it is, I think. You know,

1:04:56

when you... Especially when you go away from home, you play well,

1:04:59

you dig out a result, you win, and, you

1:05:01

know, going back on the coach was always brilliant.

1:05:03

I feel like that. Yeah, winning after a game.

1:05:05

Yeah, the best feeling, but even after the defeat

1:05:07

sometimes, sitting with your team... No, you have to

1:05:09

lose to win, Gary. Oh, my God. You can't

1:05:11

win every week, but when you sit in your

1:05:13

dressing room, honestly, great place to be. At

1:05:16

least you love... You know, when you're going to the bar after

1:05:18

the game, even your family and friends are like, I

1:05:20

don't want to go in there. I do miss the drama. I just want

1:05:22

to stay here. I got one, I got one. It's... What

1:05:26

country do you wish you could live in? It's

1:05:28

in living. What country do you wish you could live in? I

1:05:32

like Spain, Madrid. I like

1:05:34

Singapore. I wouldn't live in Madrid. Singapore? Yeah,

1:05:37

I like Spain. Yeah. I

1:05:40

probably Italy. You always talk

1:05:42

about Monaco all the time.

1:05:45

Oh, you don't live in Monaco. I don't even talk about

1:05:47

Monaco all the time. You asked about a place to go

1:05:49

for a few days and I recommended it. It's his tax...

1:05:51

It's not lived here. It's his tax anyway. Jesus! Well,

1:05:54

Jesus, you have a conversation with Jill. You mentioned

1:05:56

people... I know, I've got to go now. You

1:05:58

always say that. No, I don't. I said

1:06:00

it once. I once about breaking

1:06:02

win screens. I'll care. That's it. I

1:06:04

would say Singapore. Do you know, I've

1:06:06

maybe been to Australia too far away.

1:06:08

No, I'm gone. No, Australia was amazing.

1:06:11

Australia is an amazing place. Even

1:06:14

though everything... They've been going there for a year.

1:06:16

Everything in Australia. I can't see. You've been to

1:06:18

Australia. Surfing. Just like with... I've

1:06:20

been to Italy for... Greece

1:06:24

is a beautiful country. Yeah, a beautiful country. Yeah. I

1:06:27

wouldn't want to live there. I think Singapore. Singapore,

1:06:29

Madrid. Remember that trip we were

1:06:31

in Singapore? Monaco. We had

1:06:34

a great night out in Singapore, didn't we? It was a good place

1:06:36

to have a night out. Me and Botty were

1:06:38

going to the zoo. We were heading to the

1:06:40

zoo to see... Obviously,

1:06:42

you see some animals. I

1:06:46

think they're two white tigers or something, isn't he? They were like...

1:06:48

Me and Botty wanted to see them. And we were on the

1:06:50

way to the zoo. We got a

1:06:52

phone call. You and a bear somewhere. What was that famous

1:06:54

bear called? Longbark. You and the longbark. We

1:06:57

said we'd pop in for half an hour and

1:06:59

we never made it to the zoo. Oh. Yeah,

1:07:02

look, this one... It ended up being like a zoo longbark.

1:07:04

Yeah, look, this one, go, go, go, hang on. Yeah, this

1:07:06

one, this one's the question here. You never went out to

1:07:08

the zoo. How hard was it to adapt from football to

1:07:11

pun, that you and what

1:07:13

did you struggle with most? Quiz

1:07:15

questions. Yeah, it's true. I didn't.

1:07:18

Hey. Fucking close, though. I'll

1:07:20

never forget that before, girl. It's probably the... Sometimes

1:07:23

it's the closest you get to, like, having a game.

1:07:25

I know that sounds a bit weird, but, like, it's

1:07:27

on a night, like, you get that

1:07:29

adrenaline. It's a proud of a team, aren't you? Yeah, it's a

1:07:31

proud of a team. That's what I like about when we're doing

1:07:33

this, like, the tournament stuff, is

1:07:35

that you're amongst people, you're all the people

1:07:38

behind the scenes, and if you see

1:07:40

the amount of work that goes into it, you know what

1:07:42

I mean? It kind of puts a little bit more pressure

1:07:44

on because there's a lot of people doing a lot of

1:07:46

work behind the scenes, and you're up there. You don't want

1:07:48

to see them, yeah. You get to see them every day.

1:07:51

I hate everybody. People who are doing the real

1:07:53

work. But, like,

1:07:55

yeah, you do... Pungatry or co-commentry. Pungatry. Any

1:07:57

one of them. Any one of them. Do

1:07:59

you think Comms is the hardest one? I

1:08:02

want all of them. I did do for a long time.

1:08:05

And it is the one you get the most criticism for, because

1:08:07

it's in-game and you've got to react on the spot. You haven't

1:08:09

got to always put the tree in the studio. You've got maybe

1:08:11

half an hour, 20 minutes to think about what you're going to

1:08:13

say. Yeah. Because in commentary, you've got

1:08:16

no time to think. You've got to react to what

1:08:18

you see. So it's probably harder. I

1:08:20

think, yeah, that was probably... The hardest thing with that was the

1:08:22

timing of when to say things, when not to say things, knowing

1:08:24

when they're going to speak, when you're not going to speak, because

1:08:26

you both sat there watching the game. And you don't really know

1:08:28

when they're going to... Yeah. It's

1:08:31

that feeling of stuff. It's... Yeah. Have

1:08:33

you ever done Comms? No. You

1:08:36

get cancelled, but you'd be funny. I

1:08:38

don't like talking too much. I don't. I

1:08:41

don't want to believe it or not. I

1:08:44

think the most difficult thing about a conscious punditry

1:08:46

sometimes is not having enough time to be able

1:08:48

to have the conversation about complex issues. Yeah. You

1:08:51

might have 40 seconds or a minute. I don't want you to want to challenge it. Yeah. I

1:08:54

mean, you might want to debate about something for five, six,

1:08:56

seven, eight minutes and it's like you've got maybe a slot

1:08:58

of Sky for four or five minutes or... I think that's...

1:09:00

It's a good point, Gar, because sometimes you think, you know

1:09:02

what, I can't actually say that, because

1:09:04

if you can't give it nuance and give it the

1:09:07

more time, you know what I mean, and sometimes you say something,

1:09:09

you don't get enough time, and then people hammer you for... What's

1:09:11

he talking about? I didn't even do... What's he... And

1:09:14

you think to yourself, I didn't actually get time to say stuff,

1:09:16

so you think, I'm not going to say that. Yeah. I'm

1:09:19

not going to say certain things. I think the most

1:09:21

difficult thing when I think about it now is probably

1:09:24

when you've criticised a player and

1:09:28

maybe you've got to step too far and knowing where

1:09:30

the line is of being honest and open to people

1:09:32

at home who are watching versus being sort of, if

1:09:34

you like, respectful of the fact that you've been a

1:09:36

professional football player. That line of where's that line? Yeah.

1:09:40

That is... I think that just thinking about it, that is the most difficult thing.

1:09:42

Yeah, but that... You can't be like someone

1:09:44

who just says, oh, it was a challenging game for

1:09:46

him today and look, it'll

1:09:48

get better next week. People at home will

1:09:50

go, right, versus, you know, it

1:09:52

was his craze, what's he doing? Yeah, but

1:09:54

you should never cater for... It

1:09:57

should never, ever be a personal attack on someone. No,

1:09:59

it never... The balance between what

1:10:01

of sometimes I'm not saying it doesn't happen very often

1:10:03

But when there's been a big incident, let's say there's

1:10:05

been a sending off Or let's say there's been a

1:10:07

moment of ill-discipline all that has been Something

1:10:09

happened in a game and it's like a referee even could

1:10:12

be referee makes a bad mistake Where's the balance of how

1:10:14

far the criticism should go? You know, I mean, it's

1:10:16

like what should you say? What shouldn't you

1:10:18

say? Yeah,

1:10:21

but the thing is as players we know you know

1:10:24

that you don't you don't want to hear

1:10:26

somebody Criticizing you personally about

1:10:28

what you're what you've done So when

1:10:30

you're when I'm doing it when if we have a

1:10:32

criticism on person, I don't think you know I mean

1:10:34

when you go in when you go deep on Somebody

1:10:37

like when you've done something wrong or

1:10:39

you've made a bad part So you made a mistake

1:10:42

you can just go in on that it shouldn't have anything

1:10:44

to do with a place Hey, well course is gonna be

1:10:46

disappointed because that is a terrible mistake You

1:10:48

could say something like a terrible mistake and that's enough.

1:10:50

I would say I would say in commentary. That's a

1:10:52

shocking miss Yeah, because actually I think the player themselves

1:10:54

by the way, they've reacted will tell you it's a

1:10:56

shocking mission I mean, yeah, that's not a problem. I

1:10:59

don't give an opinion Don't yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah a

1:11:01

lot of you a lot of talking but say nothing.

1:11:03

Yes Yes,

1:11:06

you're not different if you want to agree with it now

1:11:09

what's the question what's

1:11:11

the toughest thing about putting the tree? Yeah, yeah,

1:11:14

she's getting used to Different

1:11:17

demands in it get into games again lad

1:11:19

you might have played with Try

1:11:24

to give the knowledge of what you're trying. Yeah, you know

1:11:26

it all it was tough for me and for you I

1:11:28

think suppose when he was my age of it We just

1:11:30

wanted you united and people at the end which we fair

1:11:33

abuse him and me probably more than you For

1:11:35

like, you know that the act only mine.

1:11:37

Yeah, but the idea of obviously going against

1:11:39

all a that's never gonna happen

1:11:42

Yeah, I don't mean going against him. I

1:11:44

can say he's under pressure the pla

1:11:46

team aren't playing Well, we said all those things but

1:11:48

the idea of going this step further which says he

1:11:50

should lose his job I don't

1:11:52

ever but we've never said about any man. Oh, that's

1:11:54

what people want. Isn't it? I mean, I would never

1:11:56

ever go into that. So about manage. No, I never

1:12:00

manager should lose his job. No, because you've been there

1:12:02

haven't you? You would never want people, they don't know

1:12:04

what's going on on the ground. It

1:12:07

was a rule when I came into Sky from

1:12:09

myself 13 years ago I said I will never

1:12:11

ever, I remember the guy at Blackburn right, Steve

1:12:13

Keen, oh my god, I've never seen

1:12:15

a manager have a tougher time for a longer period

1:12:17

of time as Steve Keen at Blackburn and it was

1:12:19

getting painful in the end where you actually think actually

1:12:21

he probably wants to be sacked. We

1:12:23

all want him to be sacked, but you never say,

1:12:25

look just sack him and put him out, you never

1:12:28

say it, it's that point where you never say it

1:12:30

and some do, some say you should be sacked and

1:12:32

feel comfortable with it but I've never ever said it,

1:12:34

I'm quite proud of that. Yeah that's good. It's like

1:12:36

a... And no one ever said it

1:12:38

about you? Yeah what's this,

1:12:40

let me do it, any more Ben? One more?

1:12:44

He's horse then now. Teddy Wright's new

1:12:46

show. What is the most

1:12:48

important fundamental when coaching players day in

1:12:50

day out? Emotional

1:12:53

intelligence I think. What

1:12:56

do you mean expand? I think like obviously

1:12:59

I think if I went into

1:13:01

coaching I would like to, not

1:13:04

like I suppose on the ground stuff I know you've

1:13:06

got your sessions and everything like that but they're taking

1:13:08

care of players. I think like when

1:13:10

you're with them every single day I think

1:13:12

you have to understand players. I don't think

1:13:14

you can be a coach or manager without

1:13:16

emotional intelligence. You're a massive

1:13:18

part of the life do you not think?

1:13:20

Every single day. Maybe

1:13:23

it's not the most important thing but I

1:13:25

think nowadays too. In the current climate I

1:13:27

think that is even more important in the

1:13:29

current climate, the way players are now. When

1:13:32

you're in a position of power every word

1:13:34

you say to them means more than you

1:13:36

think it means when you say it. You

1:13:38

think about a lot of like... Jeremy that's

1:13:40

what I think if you say something that

1:13:42

you think is like okay

1:13:44

or normal or you think you'll just move on

1:13:46

from they may not. Yeah and younger players the

1:13:48

pressure they've under now I think like all them

1:13:50

players, you look at them England players they know

1:13:53

how to play the game, they know how to

1:13:55

train but like just the management of nothing. You

1:13:57

know what I'm saying? You say that I remember

1:13:59

George Graham never ever... gave praise

1:14:01

of you at this and you at that.

1:14:03

I think after I finished playing, and I

1:14:05

was always looking for his justification from

1:14:08

him, like, you know what I mean? Yes,

1:14:10

well done. Even my debut and I scored

1:14:12

a hatcheque on my league debut, he walked

1:14:15

past me. He just walked

1:14:17

past me and said, well, and you know, you just

1:14:19

wanted that kind of, like, recognition that, wow,

1:14:21

you've done well. And I remember seeing an interview, what

1:14:23

he'd done with me after

1:14:25

I was playing, and he was

1:14:27

talking about when I bought him from

1:14:30

Palace, I wanted to finish the article.

1:14:33

I couldn't believe it. I couldn't

1:14:35

believe it. I didn't realize how much of

1:14:37

an influence he had on me and him

1:14:39

being happy for me or him seeing me

1:14:41

as a good player had on me, because

1:14:44

when I heard him say that, I got

1:14:46

very emotional because he never gave any kind

1:14:48

of credit. But you're not right, but back

1:14:50

then, every manager's different, but we could argue,

1:14:52

like, back in the F-Force, players who

1:14:55

won big trophies before I went to Forest, they

1:14:58

said all they ever wanted from Brian Clough, John

1:15:00

Roberts, and we said once, just once another thumbs

1:15:02

up, he felt 10 foot tall. But now I

1:15:04

think, actually, it's gone the other way. I think

1:15:06

players now are getting praised almost

1:15:08

too much. Players are getting praised for

1:15:10

controlling the ball. So I think the manager,

1:15:12

they started back in that day, and everyone manages different, but

1:15:15

you're looking for that. But it made me

1:15:17

feel that he genuinely felt that, but because

1:15:19

he's a manager of that elk in that

1:15:21

time, for some reason, he didn't want

1:15:23

to say it. Yeah, but he must have, when he did give you

1:15:26

praise, then it must have meant the world to you. But if he

1:15:28

was given, like

1:15:30

Alex Ferguson's obviously, two

1:15:32

important words you should say to players on the training

1:15:35

pitch as well done. Yeah. Well

1:15:37

done, but not where it's, or

1:15:39

it's just, it doesn't mean anything at the end of the

1:15:41

game. Like Brian Clough, I've heard of the managers when they

1:15:43

do give you a bit of it, you go, all right,

1:15:45

that means something, it's not a cheap compliment. The bosses' words

1:15:47

were well done, son, at the end of the game, if

1:15:49

you won, yeah, well done, son. And that was it, it

1:15:52

was, there's no other sort of, I never saw him sort

1:15:54

of really lavish praise on anybody

1:15:56

in the dressing room at the end of a match

1:15:58

and say, you were amazing today, or you were brilliant.

1:16:00

There was never that. We used to do the best

1:16:02

thing in training when we had Ho Powell in England

1:16:04

and you'd do the best thing top corner and you'd

1:16:06

look around and you'd just be like, average.

1:16:08

And you just wanted that one time that

1:16:11

you got like, amazing. That's amazing. The good

1:16:13

sides of management. It's good

1:16:15

because then when you do get the well done,

1:16:17

I do think that's all. Because he would say

1:16:19

stuff in training if you finished

1:16:21

well or a good part. He would say that. He

1:16:24

would say stuff like that. But I don't remember him

1:16:28

lavishing. But to me, everyone kind

1:16:30

of looks for it a little bit. You have. You

1:16:32

don't know. You're a work place. No

1:16:34

matter what you've achieved. We're talking about staff in the

1:16:36

background here. But you can be someone with a bit of a

1:16:38

thumbs up. I was

1:16:41

thinking about it in terms of how do

1:16:43

you keep people feeling safe and secure and

1:16:45

not like in fear but have that element

1:16:47

of still feeling like they're on edge. That

1:16:50

balance between... That's management. That

1:16:52

idea that you feel comfortable enough to take

1:16:54

risks and express yourself versus actually

1:16:56

there's a bit of fear if they don't play well. I'm

1:16:58

going to get left. You know what I mean? That idea.

1:17:01

But you're not going to be the manager but getting the balance

1:17:03

right with your players but with your staff. Keeping

1:17:05

them all in sight. Keeping them motivated.

1:17:07

Making sure they get looked after with

1:17:09

bonuses. Every day. As a manager, you're

1:17:11

obsessed with your players obviously. Keep everyone

1:17:13

as... Don't forget about your staff.

1:17:16

You certainly do want to do them. And remember

1:17:18

people are having their own personal problems on a

1:17:20

daily basis. Yeah, that's what I mean. Like it's

1:17:22

life isn't it? You know, it's part of the

1:17:24

sport also when you... Every player

1:17:26

has an issue but when you're going to work, it's

1:17:30

also not up to them. The manager's got

1:17:32

enough going on. The manager can't know what

1:17:34

everyone's problems. Yeah. Because it's

1:17:36

just impossible for them. But that's why you've seen

1:17:38

your players are so important as well, aren't they?

1:17:40

Because they can run that on the ground in

1:17:42

the changing rooms. You know what? The

1:17:45

one thing now, I know that we're getting ready to wrap

1:17:47

up so I might as well just frighten now. How

1:17:50

the fuck can I say Miroslav Klose first? Yeah.

1:17:53

Fuck. Yeah, you're not getting a well done for that. Jesus.

1:17:58

I'm sorry. I don't even know what...

1:18:01

Well done, Teddi. Well done, Teddi. Well

1:18:03

done, Teddi. That's accountability. That's leadership. I

1:18:05

love it. Well done, Teddi. Brilliant. Well

1:18:07

done, Jill. Annie, you... Look at that

1:18:10

quiz. Hey, forget that quiz. I want

1:18:12

to... Have a shake, guys. I was on

1:18:14

a clock. Why is it so awkward? Hi,

1:18:16

Gary. Hi, Iggy. Hi, Jimmy.

1:18:18

Hi, Will. I don't know how good

1:18:20

you are. I know, but I

1:18:23

still feel like it's a bit awkward. Well, maybe

1:18:25

it's coming from you. Not me. Oh,

1:18:28

of course. Roy's not a hugger, is he? Anyone

1:18:31

here ever hugged Roy? No.

1:18:34

No one. It's free. I

1:18:37

want to get in that sun. Oh. I

1:18:41

want on a bike ride. Waving. We

1:18:43

should put waving in room 101. Why waving,

1:18:45

people? You're waving at strangers. Wave.

1:18:48

No waving. No, I'm not. No, I'm

1:18:50

not. Give him a wave. Not a

1:18:52

chance. Come on, Roy. Oh,

1:18:54

look. Give him a wave. Give him a wave.

1:18:56

Two hands, I'll pretend it's one of mine. He's

1:18:58

a look. There you go. There's my hand. Give

1:19:00

him a wave. Look at that little

1:19:02

kid. You put your hands through me. Yeah, I see. Oh,

1:19:04

no. Wave him.

1:19:07

I'll put that in room 101. Did you see

1:19:09

that? Yeah, I see. Oh, no. I don't like

1:19:11

it. Wave him. I'll

1:19:13

put that in room 101. Did you see

1:19:15

that? Yeah, I see. I'm not. I'm not.

1:19:18

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

1:19:21

I'm not putting that in room 101. Did you see that? Yeah.

1:19:24

Wave him. Wave him. What?

1:19:27

So, Roy, you weren't waving. You was waving at the reason I was waving. Yes.

1:19:30

We're over. Ian, wave. Ian,

1:19:32

wave. It's not the kid. Are we done? No.

1:19:36

Go on. Should I pretend to be

1:19:38

Gavin? All righty. Go on, Ian. Go

1:19:40

on. Should I pretend to be Gavin, wave? How you doing? And

1:19:43

then we've got the phones out recording somebody waving at you.

1:19:45

Do you know what I mean? Fuck.

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