“God I’m amazing, I can’t believe the queen gave me all that money and booze. I’m the best captain ever *burp*… I wanna shit all over the people when we get where we’re going. I don’t even care I’m just gonna shit on ’em. All. Over.” Christophe
My secret is that I like to be tied up, so fetch me a new pair of pants because if this trick goes right I will certainly need them. Harry Houdini whispered that to a reporter just two months before he died. That quote made me realize that he t
The future is a scary place because you don’t know what to expect in it Franklin Roosevelt said that I believe. The words ring true and sound just as intelligent today as they were back before he stopped being president and lost all of his cred