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Sarah Maddy Jay.

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Hello guys, Matt, Sarah Maddy Jay your podcast once

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again, hallo teen.

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Hello, Hi, how are we?

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Yeah?

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Great?

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Very good?

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Nine out of ten Today.

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We're going to pick you up. By the end of this podcast, you'll be a ten

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champ.

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Jess our producer, Hello, Hello, and hello to

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all the podcasts listeners.

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Hello, Jess our panel operator

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as well. Hi, guys, how are we? We are very well

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now.

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Last week everyone was given the homework, which

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was you have to do something specific

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to up our listens in the Philippines because we are

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ranked.

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Jess, where were we?

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We were number ninety four.

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And with one more listen we could have moved up to fifty

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two, fifty two and with.

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Two who knows where we're going?

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Matt degree, Yes, Matte one second. We

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spoke about that last week. A lot's happened.

0:42

There was no reminder, there's no email, there

0:44

was no text to say, hey, guys.

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Did your teacher at school do that?

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Absolutely, you always

0:50

message me on a Wednesday and say, Matt, don't forget Thursday

0:52

to do your homework.

0:53

Don't think missus Smith should be texting students

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now, Sarah, did you do your homework?

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God no, didn't think about it again again,

0:59

put you go to the very back of my mind until

1:01

this moment.

1:02

Amen's stopped. Well, just did a homework,

1:04

didn't you? Yep?

1:05

I went to a Facebook page Ozsi's in the Philippines,

1:08

but you had to join the group, so I went.

1:09

Nah, Cam did his homework, didn't

1:11

you, Cam? Yeah?

1:12

Unsuccessfully though I tried to get onto

1:14

a mate in the Philippines.

1:16

Couldn't get onto him. Right, So

1:18

we've.

1:18

Remained, did you do your homework?

1:21

Yes?

1:22

What did you do?

1:22

I bought a billboard in Manila.

1:25

It costs four hundred and fifty thousand dollars, but I

1:27

did it for this team because I'm as.

1:29

If a billboard in Manila.

1:30

Philippine dollars it was eighteen eighteen.

1:33

Did you buy it in Manila, New South Wales or Vanilla

1:35

in the Philippins. Well, seeing as earlier he

1:37

said he thought.

1:38

Milan was in we are referencing that.

1:40

This is the third take. Thanks

1:42

for listening, enjoyed the podcast, Sarah.

1:47

Do you think it's rude to get in a taxi or

1:49

an uber and not want.

1:50

To talk to the driver?

1:52

I think it's your right as a passenger

1:54

to absolutely not want to get the Gillers.

1:57

I do too, but I don't have a lot

1:59

to say. I'm not a terribly exciting person,

2:01

So why do you like?

2:03

I mean, you're always going to throw out how

2:05

long you've been driving ubers for? Is it

2:07

a busy day today? Are the rains really

2:09

made it busy? Okay? Great?

2:11

Yeah?

2:11

And I always figure you've got into their cup.

2:13

And like when they said me, do you want me to change

2:16

the station or something, I'm

2:18

like, no, Well, it's your car, your rules.

2:19

You know, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna put my thing on you.

2:21

You're the one that's driving for you know, eight hours

2:23

of today, trying to earn your money.

2:25

I just need to get a lift, don't you do the very

2:28

polite faux answer a phone

2:30

call? Oh I'm sorry, I've just got to grab this, and then

2:32

you and then you, Then you take the moment away,

2:34

the conversation ends.

2:35

You have this brief conversation on the phone, and then

2:37

you just look up at the time, doesn't it You're just

2:39

all of a sudden disengaged.

2:41

The problem is I also get carsick, so I can't

2:43

look at my phone. And though I'll be sick, in the back of the car.

2:45

You're a very impressive adult.

2:48

Well, in the last two minutes, I've proven to be, haven't

2:50

I. Uber has introduced quiet

2:52

Mode, which is just awesome

2:55

genius. So you when you

2:57

you know, finding an uber, you

3:00

can click a button and talk about all these

3:02

different comfort features you can sign up for, like I

3:04

want a car with this and this and this, and obviously

3:06

you pay a little bit extra for it.

3:07

One of the things is quiet mode. I'm

3:10

going to get in.

3:10

And I'm not going to talk, so it's just going to be

3:12

silent. Is that is why

3:14

do you look so confused?

3:16

Well, Matt, degree you know, I think the ability

3:18

to have a quiet ride to shut

3:20

someone up would be great, don't you think?

3:23

I think.

3:25

There Isn't

3:29

that just lovely?

3:31

You suck?

3:32

It's so nicely like what it tastes of a quieter

3:34

experience?

3:35

Is it the case that every time I talk right now,

3:37

this that's

3:39

better?

3:40

That is so much better? But Matt, because

3:42

you're always driving the show, so you

3:44

know, it's sometimes nice just to have the ability

3:47

to make you a little bit.

3:49

I don't understand.

3:53

No, I think we've got bear silent sh.

3:59

I want to know if you eyes. We're going to create a candle.

4:01

What scent would it be?

4:03

Because McDonald's

4:05

the Beautiful quarter Pounders is coming up to fifty

4:08

years now and to celebrate, they have a

4:10

range of candles. It's a range

4:12

of six. If you want to get the whole

4:14

set. You can have the ketchup, the bun,

4:16

the burger, the pickles. You can have it all

4:18

to smell a quarter pounder, or you can buy them individually

4:21

if you like.

4:21

So you wouldn't have to light all six.

4:23

Say it was the bun, the pickles, the burger,

4:26

the cheese paddle to get out. Otherwise

4:28

it's just an incomplete, deconstructed quarter

4:30

pounder exactly.

4:31

Some people just want the cheesemat degree, and that's

4:33

fine.

4:34

Can we petition to get the nuggets? Because

4:36

I'm a nugger person. I don't eat macusburgers.

4:38

I like the nuggets ever since I was a kid,

4:41

Nuggets.

4:41

The quarter pounder is the perfect burger. And

4:44

I haven't had one since I decided

4:46

that I wasn't going to be a fat man.

4:48

But when I was a happier guy, the quarter

4:51

pounder was the perfect burger.

4:53

Candle technology it's become quite advanced

4:56

recently, you can create

4:58

any kind of scent, not just a quarter pound.

5:00

I'm sure they could do nuggets if they wanted to. But

5:02

for example, Gwyneth Paltrow, now she's

5:05

done a range of candles that are of

5:07

a particular female smell,

5:10

which apparently have sold very, very very

5:13

well.

5:13

Elton John's sell well, well, but how

5:15

can you also say that is the smell?

5:18

Like, how do you know that is the smell?

5:22

Don't leave me.

5:24

I wouldn't have thought Elton John would be interested in that particular

5:27

candle.

5:27

I thought he long ago decided that he wasn't interested

5:29

in.

5:29

That candle brings

5:31

up sweet memories of his brief marriage that

5:34

degree.

5:34

Let's say, you know, you're having a nice relaxing

5:37

evening with your missus. Do

5:39

you want to have a little bath light some candles?

5:41

What smell in the room?

5:43

The smell that I immediately wanted is not the

5:45

smell in that instance, because I go, what's the

5:47

smell that every time you get it? You just go, that is

5:49

an amazing smell And it is onions

5:51

on a fry pan. As soon as it starts, you go,

5:54

this is a great time smell. It's

5:56

a bit of garlic, a little bit of garlic is perfect.

5:58

But if I'm then trying to get in

6:00

the mood and we're all just on

6:04

a fry pan.

6:04

That said, I'm also not going to caught a panda or

6:06

the Gweneth Paltrow candle.

6:09

But I still think it's an amazing smell. What would you do

6:11

for me?

6:12

I don't know why I like the smell so much, but when it

6:14

starts to rain within the first five

6:16

or ten minutes and that rain hits the bitumen

6:18

on the road, it's just yeah.

6:21

When it's been really hot and then the rain hits

6:23

or on grass, that's an amazing

6:25

smell.

6:25

Wet ground, Oh yeah, good freshly moan wet

6:28

grass. Stop it amazing? Stop it? What about

6:30

you?

6:30

Well, you're gonna make

6:33

fun.

6:33

Of me, I was Sarah make in fun

6:35

of you? What do you mean?

6:36

I like the smell of petra.

6:41

I don't necessarily want a candle, but

6:43

I don't mind.

6:44

When I'm stuck at the servo.

6:45

For a very commable candles.

6:47

Did you grow up and think the smell of petrol?

6:50

Yeah, but I didn't never think that that was like an

6:52

adult thing to admit, Let alone, candle

6:54

up.

6:54

I'm all about confessions this morning.

6:56

And what I really like as well is that little bit of

6:58

audio is now going to make its way in.

7:00

To fIF in with your show.

7:01

Sell I

7:04

want you to pull out a pen because I

7:07

saw during the week on Twitter a

7:09

list, the definitive list in

7:11

fact, of what you need to have done in your life

7:14

to have led a full life. Now,

7:16

there are a number of items here and

7:18

I'm going to run through them reasonably quickly

7:21

just to see whether or not you guys have led a full

7:23

life or you've At this stage, you've

7:25

got a few things left on the show.

7:26

So is it like one point for every year?

7:28

One point for every year? Now?

7:30

Where did you get this from?

7:32

Twitter? Mate? And if it's on Twitter, you know it's real.

7:33

Yeah, you're right.

7:34

Sorry. So if you if you're.

7:36

In the car, maybe try to keep track

7:38

with you do it on your fingers, but keep one

7:40

hand on the wheel and two eyes on the road. If

7:42

you're sitting next to them, you can keep score for the driver.

7:44

And if you're sitting in the studio, are you ready to go?

7:46

Do it?

7:47

It's going to be quick because there's twenty of them minutes radio,

7:50

so we need to be fast. Another way,

7:52

ever skipped school, broken

7:55

a bone, fired, a gun,

7:57

broken their leg, been

8:00

in a limousine, gotten a tattoo,

8:03

ridden a horse, done karaoke,

8:06

gotten a fine, been arrested,

8:08

gone ziplining, been on TV once

8:10

or twice on a cruise, gotten a piercing,

8:13

smoked medicleb I am Scott,

8:18

had a one night stand, skinny

8:20

dipped and been drunk.

8:22

What's your score?

8:23

Matthew J didn't even write it down? I presume

8:25

you just out there going. I know that I've let it.

8:27

I got eighteen out of twenty?

8:29

Are you serious?

8:30

What have you not done?

8:31

So?

8:31

I haven't been arrested? Haven't been I

8:34

got done with public nuisancy because

8:36

I but I didn't

8:38

actually get arrested. I just got the fine.

8:40

When I was

8:42

I was nineteen, after the cricket

8:45

waiting for a TAXI went into a

8:47

bush, started winging. Police

8:49

rocked up a split second after, and I tried

8:51

after he gave me the ticket, I tried to shake his hand.

8:53

He didn't accept.

8:54

It's always the case, and it is

8:56

true that as a civilized society

8:58

you know when and where you can go to the toilet, But as

9:00

soon as you are absolutely busting those rules,

9:03

just go out the window.

9:03

What was your score degree?

9:05

I didn't keep score because I was

9:07

running the quick What did you get?

9:10

I've lived a half life.

9:12

I bet you. You've never skipped school.

9:14

No, well, I liked school.

9:17

I had a real problem with authority figures and getting

9:19

in trouble on one of four kids.

9:20

It's like a military at home.

9:22

So okay, so what are the main ones that you

9:24

got on.

9:24

I've never broken a bone, I've never fired a gun.

9:26

We can fix that, Sarah.

9:28

I've never gotten a tattoo. I've never been

9:31

arrested, I've never gone ziplining. I mean, my

9:33

life is so bored.

9:34

What's awesome through

9:37

the magic of this show. Next week,

9:39

We're just going to every week for the next ten weeks.

9:42

Tick off each one of these, and your job

9:44

is going to be sorted.

9:45

It's going to be fighting, Sarah. Okay,

9:49

we're going to stop down now.

9:51

This is specifically content for

9:53

those listening to the pod. Matthew Johnson, Yeah,

9:56

there was some findings in there that I'd

9:59

like to just break down a little bit.

10:01

School skipping disappointing. Man.

10:03

Look, a lot of people think of me as

10:05

being a perfect child, perfect

10:07

human. However, I was quite

10:10

naughty. I went through a phase in year eleven.

10:12

I just started to rebel against the rules.

10:14

I got suspended twice.

10:16

What yeah for what?

10:18

Well?

10:18

One incident I stole something and

10:21

then you know, I don't want to go into details, but I

10:23

went to a very strict school. I went

10:25

to a Lutheran school, and yeah,

10:27

I was a bit of a bout us.

10:29

Talk to me about Lutheran is that?

10:30

Like?

10:31

What what do they believe?

10:32

I didn't go to church there, Sarah. I

10:34

was always wagging.

10:35

Oh got chef. Fine.

10:37

I honestly have no

10:39

real concept of but they.

10:41

Are they into God and stuff? Or are they

10:43

more Buddhist?

10:44

Or no, no, no, Yeah, it's we had We

10:46

had church every single morning for forty five

10:49

minutes.

10:49

I want you skipped it every single morning, not.

10:51

Every single morning, but I did. I did wag

10:53

a couple on Sundays.

10:56

What is the key? What's the key Lutheran

10:58

bit?

10:59

I have honestly no

11:01

idea. I think the saying goes, be

11:04

nice to one another and all will

11:06

be well.

11:07

Do you sound more like Ellen? I'm

11:10

pretty sure. She says that at the end of her show.

11:12

Be Kindah.

11:16

One of the things we love to do, in fact, is probably

11:19

my favorite thing on the show.

11:20

Is this the truth?

11:22

You can't handle the truth? Matt

11:25

Sarah and Mattie Jays to be honest.

11:27

For not the first time.

11:28

We're going to throw this at you, Maddie j because

11:31

you seem to be the one we like to probe, not that

11:33

you hold back on this show.

11:35

I like being pro I've.

11:37

Read that about you.

11:39

Apolo, you know, the guy who was in Sophie

11:41

Monk's Bachelor season, I do. Yeah, did

11:43

you see the story about him this week?

11:45

I was I thought maybe he was going back on

11:47

TV to find love.

11:48

No, he is, Yeah, he is.

11:50

He's going over to the US to star in this show.

11:53

It's called Battle of the Bachelor's and

11:55

I think the title is pretty self explanatory.

11:57

But he's going to jump in the ring versus other batch.

12:00

The thing is, I mean, he's a fair chance

12:02

of a win. The guy is massive, he's got it's

12:05

so ripped. He dropped thirty kilos.

12:08

I've read that, Laura. He's been training

12:10

for the last three or four years in jiu jitsu

12:13

muy Thai boxing, is quite

12:16

an accomplished fighter.

12:17

The thing is, would you do

12:19

it?

12:20

Sarah?

12:21

I mean, there's there's like you

12:24

are compliments.

12:26

You know you are, you are physically in

12:28

shape, But why.

12:30

Wouldn't you give me a compliment? Do you start to

12:32

stumble.

12:33

Because you know you've got to make sure that it actually is a

12:35

compliment.

12:36

You know, no, you are, you are very fit,

12:38

but like Apollo is next level,

12:40

like he's fighting fit.

12:42

The thing about my fitness is

12:45

that it's all just purely for visual

12:47

purposes. I'm actually not very

12:49

strong. I could fight a twelve year

12:51

old girl and probably lose.

12:53

Still, I would believe that, so.

12:54

I they didn't ask me. Unfortunately,

12:57

why didn't they ask you? I don't know, not

12:59

sure. Well maybe because I knew that I have a family

13:01

now and I can't be flying over to America

13:04

to wrestle other men.

13:05

What show do you currently cost?

13:08

Luxury escapes where you spend three

13:10

months on the road traveling.

13:11

It just does.

13:12

It doesn't involve fighting other men, not yet,

13:15

so.

13:16

You haven't been asked if you were, would

13:19

you do it.

13:20

I'm not a very good fighter. I've

13:22

never really been in much of a fight. I've

13:24

thrown one punch at a boxing bag. I broke my

13:26

wrist. I would

13:28

lose for sure. It would be embarrassing. It would

13:30

be embarrassing if if I could fight young

13:33

teenagers.

13:35

Okay, if you can pick on the.

13:36

Week, and I'm all for it because

13:38

you also you haven't you haven't

13:40

done what so many people who had one round

13:43

of being on the batchelor

13:45

married at first side or whatnot have done, which is roll

13:48

that into a second show. For example, you got

13:50

Dean on Dancing with the Stars, Ryan

13:52

went into I'm a celeb. You have Apollo

13:54

doing this, you have Liz on Mass going

13:57

back in to try again.

13:58

He did do the Bachelorette and then the Bachelor.

14:01

Also there was one there

14:05

was one shirt. You guys are forgetting to mention. So

14:07

whilst I won't wrestle with men,

14:09

I will dance with them. Make it.

14:13

That's Sarah.

14:17

A week ago Tomorrow Sunday.

14:20

Last week, Firefight Australia was

14:22

probably the biggest concert that Sydney has seen ever.

14:25

What do you reckon?

14:26

I think that's a solid claim.

14:28

I mean there have been some big festivals, there's been some big

14:30

acts. But when you line up the likes

14:32

of Queen five Seconds of Summer, Katie

14:34

Lang, John Funam, Darl Braithway, Jess

14:36

Malboy. They Alice Cooper was

14:38

phenomenal.

14:39

And we got free t shirts

14:42

as well. And you were still wearing your

14:45

shirt.

14:46

Did you struggle that how to get dressed that you're wearing

14:48

a promo shirt today?

14:49

You know?

14:49

I had it sitting there all week. I was

14:51

like, I don't know if I'm gonna wear this. Ever, it was from

14:54

last Sunday, no.

14:56

Y for that long. It was so

14:59

sweaty.

15:00

What what were you doing?

15:02

It was like muggy anyway.

15:04

So we had the unbelievable

15:06

opportunity of introducing

15:09

or at least feeling a little bit between two of the acts,

15:11

and we got to do between five seconds of Summer

15:13

and Queen, which was when the

15:16

crowd I would say, was at its most amped.

15:18

Yeah, because five seconds of Summer were amazing.

15:21

So many people were there to see Queen. The sun was

15:23

setting.

15:23

Body wanted Queen, didn't they?

15:24

It was It was amazing And we had the opportunity

15:27

to jump on stage and jump on screen

15:29

and have a chat to one of the families who had been given

15:31

a couple of tickets to Firefight

15:33

Australia.

15:34

Yes, the Walshes, Yeah, they were lovely family.

15:36

But there were seven of them and they could only get two tickets.

15:38

So someone had kindly flown,

15:41

oh sorry, brought them up from the South coast

15:43

and bought them all tickets, housed them in a

15:45

hotel.

15:46

Like it was just.

15:46

Lovely, such a lovely family as well, very

15:49

sweet.

15:49

When you stood on stage, when you looked

15:51

around, because we had the opportunity to stand there, how

15:53

did it feel looking at seventy five thousand

15:56

people?

15:56

Somen was still up so you could see everything.

15:58

For me standing there, it

16:00

kind of just felt like I was another person

16:02

in the crowd, just looking at an entire

16:04

stadium that's full, right,

16:07

That's what it felt like.

16:08

Just one of the people, just one of the people that you were on

16:10

the stage. Yeah, on the big screen.

16:12

Didn't feel such a humble man.

16:15

Oh okay, go to group. What did it feel like

16:17

for you?

16:18

Here we go?

16:18

It was christ mess.

16:19

Wasn't it just the great?

16:20

I mean I thought it was the greatest

16:23

experience of all time?

16:24

No, absolutely, it was rare, unique,

16:27

it was it was. It was hard to take it.

16:29

Don't you think it's funny though? Celeste Barbara, she

16:32

was also there on stage in between

16:34

acts. The fact that she's had any kind of negativity

16:37

I think is disgusting.

16:38

Isn't like she raised fifty two She prompted

16:41

the world to donate

16:43

fifty two million dollars to you

16:45

know, our problems, And

16:47

people were criticizing her for mic technique.

16:51

What kind of do you mean horrible human being

16:53

would do that?

16:54

She did grab the mic stand and pretended

16:56

to ride it like a horse during horses.

16:58

She was eight hours into ten hours of

17:01

hosting. I dare say she was just.

17:02

Naked, so this was a little bit of us

17:11

two dollars.

17:14

She's speaking

17:25

of my technique.

17:26

Matt, hold up, you cut me out.

17:28

The video that was taken didn't include

17:30

you.

17:31

How convenient I got cut

17:33

out of it.

17:34

That's not the case. The video just started

17:36

after.

17:36

You finished your I'm gonna let it go because the

17:38

day was about raising money for a bigger cause.

17:40

But geez, Louise, don't I know your motivation?

17:42

You don't like that, can you?

17:44

I mean, I got my Actually Matt was the only one who didn't

17:46

get cut out, which was speaking

17:49

my technique.

17:50

He left and we.

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Were walking back to the car and he goes and

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I was like, you seem deflated manager.

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He goes. I was very pointy

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like, what do you mean?

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It's a really point. When I want to emphasize

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something, I start getting my left hand and I

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start fisting it, and people, you.

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Are very passionate, just go with that, don't

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fist it.

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Well, unfortunately, that is the end of this

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podcast episode. Thank you so much for listening,

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and we will see you all next

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week.

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I mean, I think you're supposed to tell people to

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find the podcast.

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You don't have to.

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It really annoys me because if

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I don't.

18:31

Know, if I'm listening, I already found you

18:34

exactly.

18:34

There's no point. It's like saying to someone

18:37

at a restaurant the way to going, Hey, by the way, this

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is how you get to our location.

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Yeah, I'm here getting clues after

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you've won a competition.

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Yes, it's no Actually,

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do know what you normally do and what I will say. If

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