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1:06

Welcome to I've Had It podcast. Sometimes

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the star of our show. It's an off

1:10

day. Has a hard time finding her hands.

1:12

Well, when you're not looking. See,

1:15

that was better. We

1:17

are a place for open-minded

1:19

thinkers to air petty grievances.

1:22

Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've

1:24

had it with is all the paperwork you have to

1:26

fill out when you go to the doctor. My

1:30

doctor that I've gone to forever

1:32

changed systems. So I went

1:34

in for my pellets. Hang

1:36

on. The thing that you have crammed

1:38

up your ass. No, it's not crammed up your ass.

1:40

They make like a little incision in your butt cheek.

1:43

It's not in your crack. It's not in your rectum.

1:45

They cram it in your ass. Yeah,

1:47

I mean I don't know how they do it. I've never seen it. It is in

1:49

your ass. It's in your ass. I think they put like little pills

1:53

or something underneath your skin.

1:55

So they cram it in the ass. Yeah, but

1:57

not your asshole. Just in your butt.

2:00

Cheek. All right. So anyway this whole

2:02

process by the time you dead knit and do all

2:04

that's brought a 20-minute deal Getting

2:06

the stuff crammed in your getting the stuff crammed

2:08

in your ass So they come in and they're

2:10

like oh we got a new system You got

2:12

a refill out of this paperwork I was done

2:14

with the pellet before I was done with the

2:16

fucking paperwork and I was just like

2:18

who cares if I had a surgery when I was five years

2:21

old like Shut the fuck up. And

2:23

then I just got I rate over

2:26

the HIPAA release Because

2:29

I'm like you have to sign a release if they

2:31

can leave a message you have to sign a release

2:33

if they can text You you have to sign a

2:36

release that you know your privacy rights You have to

2:38

sign a release that your emergency contact can be contacted

2:41

yet. They want to know Everything

2:43

about what's going on in a

2:45

woman's Gynecological office and

2:47

it was just infuriating So

2:50

when the doctor came in I chewed her out when

2:52

the nerd I mean not her but I was just

2:54

like how can this be? I wasn't mad at her

2:56

But I was just like how can this

2:59

be that there's 14 releases About

3:01

who you can release my information to

3:04

and the government fucking wants my information

3:06

because I'm female It

3:09

makes me furious I mean it totally turned

3:11

the course of my whole day because I

3:13

was just like do not sit here and

3:16

make a sign all these Fucking

3:18

forms about our privacy when

3:20

you want to track girls menstrual

3:23

cycles when you want Joblo

3:27

dipshit State Representative State

3:30

of Oklahoma to come in and

3:32

tell me what I can do

3:34

with my body It makes me so fucking

3:36

mad changing the entire complexion my day furious

3:40

I mean what could have been a rather enjoyable

3:42

pellet being crammed up your ass next thing

3:44

you know heads are rolling that's a rolling

3:46

but you know to your point the vice

3:50

presidential candidate of The

3:54

Republican Party he's on the

3:56

record in his own voice saying

3:59

that he wants to be a

4:01

felony if a woman crosses state

4:03

lines to receive abortion care,

4:05

that he wants women

4:07

going to prison. Donald Trump himself

4:09

in his own voice said

4:12

that he wants it to be a

4:14

crime and there needs to be a

4:16

punishment for a woman receiving abortion care,

4:19

which your had it kind of segues

4:21

over to my my I've had it.

4:24

And I've had it with

4:27

these dumb ass entitled

4:31

white women on Instagram. When

4:35

from day one of this podcast,

4:37

we have been very transparent that

4:40

we care passionately about

4:42

human rights and social

4:44

justice. We haven't minced words. We

4:46

haven't said it softly. We haven't

4:49

whispered it. To the

4:51

contrary, we've said if you don't agree

4:53

with us, we don't want your follow.

4:55

We don't want you to subscribe. We

4:57

don't want you to listen. Go to

4:59

your mega church and fuck right on

5:01

off. We've been crystal clear about this.

5:04

So it makes sense that we

5:07

talk about this on our podcast

5:09

that our illustrious producer Kylie would

5:12

put reels together for TikTok, Instagram,

5:14

Twitter, and that

5:16

same message would be on our

5:18

social platforms. I

5:20

think suburban white women might be

5:23

some of the dumbest idiots I have

5:25

ever seen in my entire life. And

5:28

they think they wield such a big stick

5:30

because they write in the comment section. I'm

5:34

never going to support you ever again. I wish

5:36

you to stick to being funny, unfollowed by. I'm

5:40

like, well, Debbie, good.

5:43

Hit the fucking bricks. Go tithe to

5:45

your mega church pastor that has a

5:47

big PJ and a stylist and billions

5:50

of dollars of net worth and gets

5:52

PPP loans. And you go be morally

5:54

duplicitous because one day Debbie, your

5:57

little daughter or your little granddaughter might

5:59

need a abortion care and I will put

6:01

my head on the pillow at night knowing that

6:03

I fought for her. Or

6:05

also Debbie, one day you might

6:08

have a queer grandchild who

6:10

is bullied by people and you might love

6:12

that child more than anything on the planet.

6:15

But don't you worry Debbie because a lot

6:17

of us are fighting for that kid when

6:19

you are too big of a pussy to

6:21

fight for him. So I've had it with

6:24

these women who think that

6:26

we're just pining for

6:28

their follow. I am

6:31

relieved when I see that

6:33

you leave. So listen up entitled white women.

6:35

We don't want your follow. If you

6:38

want to announce that you're unfollowing, I appreciate

6:40

that because you put it in the permanent

6:42

record what a bigot you are, how opposed

6:44

to human rights that you are and what

6:47

a Christian hypocrite that you are. Because I

6:49

go and I click on the profile and

6:51

it's like, I

6:54

love Jesus, blah, blah, blah.

6:56

And I'm glad that you're making

6:58

physical documentation to the exact type

7:01

of hypocrite you are. And I'm

7:03

so pleased, pleasantly

7:06

pleased that we

7:08

are not your people because

7:10

you make me sick. Yeah.

7:13

And there's a lot of that out there

7:15

right now in my world view, I would

7:17

think it would be embarrassing. Yeah. It

7:20

would be embarrassing. Humiliating.

7:23

Humiliating. I just, I

7:26

cannot wrap my head around people. It's

7:28

like, I get that you have a contrary view

7:30

to democratic view. I mean, the healthiest

7:34

political system is when

7:36

both Democrat and Republican parties are

7:38

healthy and standing on the

7:41

opposite sides of issue and negotiating the

7:43

best way forward. I'm all for that.

7:45

I'm all for negotiation. That's not what

7:47

we have. Bipartisanship. No, I know. But

7:49

what I'm saying is what you're advertising,

7:52

when you support maggot

7:54

is that you do not believe

7:57

in equality or democracy or democracy.

18:00

there's an urgency to them. And I was like, I

18:02

feel like this guy wants to meet up now. And

18:06

so by the time I finished working out, he

18:08

was waiting for me in front of my hotel.

18:11

We go upstairs. He said,

18:13

oh, I just want to do blow job. And then if

18:16

it goes well, then I can come back and we can do more.

18:19

And it went well. And we did it

18:22

all there in one sitting. So

18:24

it was an audition with a blow job

18:26

first. He auditioned.

18:28

You see, maybe you could do this.

18:30

She could audition. I'm just looking at

18:32

the call back right then and there. I'm just

18:35

so jealous of gay men. There's

18:37

no emotional. We don't have to go out

18:39

to dinner and make small talk. We can

18:41

just go have sex at lunch. Pumps you

18:43

can do around the world. I don't even

18:46

know how you can have this. You

18:48

can have this. It's within

18:50

your control. But different

18:52

strokes, different folks. I would

18:54

love to do that. That's a hookup I would be into.

18:57

Just a lunchtime, efficient, go in,

18:59

get out. Okay. What

19:02

have you guys had it with? Oh,

19:05

let me pull up my list. Yeah, I pulled up that

19:07

list. We've got a lot of things that we've had it

19:09

with. I have to say a few things pleased me in

19:11

making a list and something that really

19:13

pleased me even more is a list that I can

19:16

rant about. Yeah. We love to complain.

19:18

You know, like there doesn't need to be a manager, but

19:20

I do want to complain. I just want to complain for

19:22

no reason. First thing on the list. And this is something

19:24

that happened to me just the other week. People

19:27

who are constantly on their phones but

19:29

cannot text back or reply to your

19:31

Venmo request. Waiting for the money, babe.

19:33

Baby, you owe me money. That's bullshit.

19:37

That's so true. And I see your ass on your phone.

19:40

What are you doing? Get

19:42

on it. Here's what I

19:44

want to get to at this point because I think it's a really

19:46

good point. If you text somebody and

19:48

you really need a response to something and

19:51

they're not responding to you, but

19:53

then you get on Instagram and it

19:55

shows a post that was posted like

19:57

two minutes ago. And that person is

19:59

live. self-awareness.

24:00

I am not invisible. I am not the only

24:02

person on the sidewalk. I am not the only

24:04

person on the escalator, but you can't find it

24:06

a lot. You just don't see it. Because

24:09

also a lot of people, you know, everyone's on

24:11

their phones. We're all guilty of looking at the

24:13

phone. However, what is within your control is stepping

24:15

to the side. If you need to look at

24:17

Google maps and you don't know where you are,

24:19

step out of the way. Step out of the

24:22

way. Over there. Over this way. Okay. Because if

24:24

you, just in case you didn't notice, people are

24:26

walking through here. Okay. This is an

24:28

active walkway and I'm no fire marshal, but I will

24:30

tell someone to move out of the way. And then

24:33

think about it. If you're driving a car and you're lost

24:35

and you don't know what's going on and you have to

24:38

look at a map or take a minute, you're going to

24:40

pull off to the side of the road. So let's just

24:42

equate it. Oh my God. Wait, remember, we went

24:45

to see assassins. Okay. So we go to

24:47

a drag show. I call, I

24:49

make us a reservation and they're actually very organized

24:51

at this place in Fire Island, where if you

24:53

have a reservation, they make sure that everyone on

24:55

the reservation has a view of the stage. So

24:58

then these late ass people, they didn't have a

25:00

reservation come in and they see all

25:02

this open space in front of our table and they

25:04

start standing in our way. And

25:07

so I, without hesitation, I went up to every

25:09

single one. I said, Oh, oh baby, I'm just

25:11

going to move you over here real quick. And

25:13

I would always start with it. Oh, baby. Oh,

25:15

got a movie right over here. I moved one

25:17

man. I counted seven times. And

25:21

honestly it was for his safety because he could

25:23

have gotten attacked by a drag queen's wig,

25:25

a blam, a dollar flying into the sky. He

25:27

could have really lost an eye on there. God,

25:32

Andrew, I love that. Cause I, I, I'm not scared

25:34

to do that kind of shit either. I like that

25:37

before. Cause it's almost

25:39

like, Oh, they must be lost or confused. You

25:41

know, it's like, you're helping them. Like, Oh, sweetie,

25:43

where's your mom? Why

25:48

did you come on this side of the scansion? Okay.

25:52

What about the rules,

25:55

the unspoken rule about getting

25:57

on of a se on

25:59

to a subway? are getting onto an

26:01

escalator. The unspoken rules that

26:03

the smart people follow and

26:05

the selfish dumb fucks

26:08

don't follow. Let's dive into that. It

26:10

is quite very simple. If

26:13

you're getting on the subway, stand

26:15

to the side and let the

26:17

people get off of the subway

26:19

so that there is now space

26:21

to get on the train for

26:23

you. Correct. There's no

26:25

space for your ass on there when

26:27

everybody's still on there. And these greedy

26:29

hoes that run on

26:32

quickly because they can grab a seat. Like,

26:34

damn, bitch. First come, first serve.

26:37

Yeah, I just don't like the elbow

26:40

culture of it all. You know what I

26:42

mean? Like, just chill. Just wait. Like, unless

26:44

you're like quite literally disabled or with child,

26:48

I'll happily actually give up my seat. Yeah, right.

26:50

You walk down here into this

26:52

horrible rat infested basement transportation area. I

26:54

think you can stand for the five

26:56

minutes to get to 72nd street. What

27:01

about the elevator when you're waiting

27:03

for an elevator and the

27:05

doors open and the person next to you

27:07

steamrolls into the elevator before the people get

27:09

off? I think it's the rudest fucking thing

27:12

I've ever seen in my life. Stand

27:14

to the side. Stand to the side. Stand

27:16

to the side. Like

27:18

when I walk, I have my dog and you know, I have

27:20

to walk the dog, you know, constantly, so she doesn't shit in

27:23

my house. And whenever

27:26

we are in the lobby waiting

27:28

to go back up to the apartment and I

27:30

know what elevator because it goes, I

27:33

go to the elevator and I stand to the

27:35

side. I don't stand in the front of the

27:37

crease of the doors because chances

27:39

are there's going to be some homeowners that are

27:41

coming out trying to hit the

27:43

streets. Right. And I will also take the

27:45

dog part just a little further.

27:49

If your dog is in a public vicinity, get

27:51

your dog. Get your dog. Why

27:54

is your dog on that fully leash? Why

27:56

is your dog 10 feet away from you

27:58

in a coffee shop? Get your

28:00

dog. Please get your dog. I I don't want to

28:02

pet your dog. I don't think your dog is cute

28:04

I don't I don't want to get to know your

28:06

dog. I don't want to know where you bought him

28:08

I don't know. I don't want to know what breed

28:11

is just take care of your dog. Get

28:13

it next to you, please Yes, unless we

28:15

made like a pre-existing reservation to have a

28:17

dog date. I'm not chopping it a bit

28:19

to meet the animal Okay, is it

28:21

true or have I just seen this on? Instagram

28:24

that you can only take your dog on

28:26

the subway in New York if it's in

28:28

a bag Okay,

28:31

so they've actually relaxed on this quite

28:33

a bit this you know yeah, this

28:35

used to be a rule that they

28:37

actively enforced and Since

28:40

I moved back to New York last year and

28:42

I noticed a lot of dogs just like oh

28:45

You know raw dog in it on the subway without a bag And

28:49

I think now how they're just getting

28:51

away with it is everyone's just saying it's a

28:53

service animal because you know like you can't really

28:56

The girl challenge that the girls really go

28:58

heavy on a service animal. That's not a

29:01

service animal I don't know what the I

29:03

don't know how you get that officially signed

29:05

off, but people are Really

29:07

over doing what I've been around with Reagan thing

29:10

where like, you know, he made it So, you

29:12

know the people cannot ask you it's you know

29:14

It cuz imagine if you really did need the

29:16

dog and you had a disability you would want

29:18

to be like Well, I've got the thing that's

29:20

wrong with me like they figured out a way

29:23

to do it I will

29:25

say this as a dog owner who also writes a

29:27

subway. I don't want my dog

29:29

on the nasty subway floor Yeah, I don't

29:31

want my dog with the crack needles and

29:34

the fucking heroin spoon Okay,

29:37

I want my dog in the bag so that

29:39

when she arrives in her destination, she's fresh and

29:41

ready to be greeted by the public Does

29:45

she ride in the bag on the subway

29:48

She loves she loves being in her bag. It's

29:50

a little home away from home She gets in

29:52

on her own volition all four legs.

29:55

She she she has a whole thing that she does

29:57

when she gets in there Pumps,

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34:00

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34:09

like a bitch that you always lose in their wallet. Oop. Really?

34:13

I am a wallet. I literally asked where my wallet is

34:15

about three times a week. But no, you know where it

34:17

is. You would have been like, lothatloth. I have an idea,

34:20

but like, it might take me a while to find it.

34:22

I think what Andrew's talking about, because

34:24

I had this friend probably about 10

34:27

years ago, and we'd all

34:29

go to lunch, and everybody would say,

34:31

we'll just divide it equally at the

34:33

end. And everybody's had mimosas, everybody's ordered

34:35

shit. And it never failed,

34:38

every single time. And we're talking

34:40

more than 10 times. Oh,

34:42

wow. Every single time she'd open the wallet and go, oh

34:45

my God, I forgot my credit card. No. Oh

34:47

my God, I left my credit card at the dry cleaners.

34:50

It was a consistent pattern of

34:53

making other people pay for her. Uninvited.

34:56

Venmo request. This

34:59

was pre-vivid. This is a modern world. Yeah.

35:02

Yeah, no, it got to where nobody wanted to get a lunch with her. Duh.

35:05

Uninvited. Nobody wanted to go on that.

35:07

No, because as I famously said, we're

35:09

running up the bill, and we're having

35:11

a good time. Mm-hmm. All

35:14

right, had it or hit it, the Olympics.

35:18

Hit it. Hit it. Hit it. And hit a lot

35:20

of them. A shit. Oh yeah, it's a lot of

35:22

them. Hit them, hit on

35:25

them, hit all around them. Hit

35:27

it, the entire team, the

35:30

men's gymnastics team. Mm-hmm. Got

35:32

their bodies. And also the Ukrainian gymnastics team. Oh,

35:34

I didn't see them. And also great Britain gymnastics

35:36

team. I didn't see them. Yes, baby. Oh wow.

35:39

We're about to swimmer, Andrew. Oh, yeah, I

35:41

gotta get this shit like very hot. Actually, I was

35:43

at dinner with my mom, and we were kind of

35:45

like at a sports bar kind of place, and they

35:47

had the Olympics on, and she said, I really, there

35:50

was like some Italian man with like white hair, and

35:52

she was like, she's so hot. And I was like,

35:54

yeah, you're right, mom. He is very

35:56

hot. They actually, something that they don't actually tell

36:00

world is that you actually have to be hot to

36:02

qualify for the Olympics. Exactly. Yeah.

36:05

Yeah. So I noticed on Instagram this

36:07

morning, this guy's going viral and he's a French

36:09

diver, like high dive.

36:12

And I'm telling you the package

36:14

in his little panties is

36:17

quite impressive. So when we get

36:19

off, when we get off our

36:22

podcast episode here, why don't you do

36:24

a little goog French? I will

36:26

definitely do my homework on that one. We will.

36:29

And actually I have a girlfriend who hasn't sucked a dick in 20 years.

36:34

So I don't know if he's got a

36:36

good package. Maybe she can hop on a

36:38

flight over there. Delta is a sponsor. Okay.

36:41

Had it or hit it loud chewers. Had

36:53

it. What

36:55

is wrong with you? You were made wrong.

36:57

I shouldn't be able to hear the food

36:59

crunching in your mouth with your mouth closed.

37:01

I blame the parents. I blame the parents

37:03

because this is coming from the childhood. If

37:06

you're not telling your kids when they're out

37:08

at a restaurant or at the dinner table

37:10

in your home, honey, you're chewing loud and

37:12

it's obnoxious, gross and disgusting. Can you please

37:14

shut your mouth while you're chewing? Oh my God. Especially

37:16

if the room is quiet or you're like eating next to

37:18

a coworker. And there have

37:21

been people like they are actually chewing with

37:23

their mouth closed and I can still hear

37:25

that noise. You're chomping. If you have any

37:27

loud, sure friends, you need to speak up.

37:30

It's as if their fly was unzipped or

37:32

there was something on their face. I agree.

37:35

They had a booger. Stop letting it just sit there.

37:37

That's right. Say something. If

37:39

you see something, say something. What we want

37:41

to do is we think it would just

37:44

be helpful to have people like the four

37:46

of us that wear a little referee jersey

37:49

out in public. They have a little whistle

37:51

and a clipboard and a little siren. Okay.

37:54

For example, you could be positioned in

37:56

the subway and you see somebody trying

37:59

to beeline before other people get

38:01

off. You sound your siren, blow your whistle

38:03

and immediately write them a social session. Yeah.

38:05

Immediately. This, these can also segue over to

38:07

fashion citations. Just while you're at it, if

38:10

you're feeling doubly ambitious, if you see somebody

38:12

whose outfit is a complete catastrophe, just go

38:14

ahead and handle that as well. And the

38:16

same thing goes for a loud chew or

38:19

like your restaurant, maybe the four of us

38:21

are at dinner and we notice we hear

38:23

somebody four tables over, put

38:25

your ref shirt on, get your whistle out, blow

38:27

it and just immediately write a ticket. I

38:30

think what you have just described is the

38:32

pitch for our reality show that we're going

38:34

to do together. That

38:39

would actually be really fast. It

38:41

really would be hilarious. Okay.

38:44

Had it or hit it. Fire Island. Hit

38:47

it. Hit it. And we

38:49

have been hitting a little

38:51

bit too much. How many times

38:54

have each of you been laid at

38:56

Fire Island? How many tricks at Fire

38:58

Island per person? Maybe I

39:00

literally would not tell you the

39:02

number. The limit doesn't matter. The

39:04

limit doesn't matter.

39:08

I lost count from the first five hours

39:10

I got off the ferry and was there on

39:12

a Friday night. So who knows, babe? I

39:14

love that. Okay. Um,

39:17

last one. Had it or hit

39:19

it. Kamala Harris. Oh,

39:21

hit it. Hit it. I

39:24

just fell out of a coconut tree. My mom is

39:26

very, very excited about

39:31

the Kamala Harris campaign

39:34

and come up. How

39:36

exciting to have a

39:38

presidential candidate that was just on

39:40

RuPaul's Drag Race. Doesn't shy

39:43

away from being an ally that

39:45

advocates start the marriages immediately.

39:47

As she said, well,

39:51

whatever it was. Yeah. I think

39:53

it's just exactly what we needed. I

39:55

felt like, you know, it was

39:57

time for Biden to pass the torch. And I

39:59

feel like we needed new

40:03

excitement in our party because

40:05

our ideas are correct. Standing

40:07

with the LGBTQ community is

40:09

of utmost importance because what

40:11

y'all are wanting is not more. You want the

40:13

same. You want equal. And

40:16

to be able to articulate that and I

40:18

love, I think it's just, I think it's

40:20

time for a boss bitch to be in

40:22

charge. I'm so ready for women's rights. And

40:25

also for women's rights, you know, there are

40:27

so many issues that need to be addressed.

40:31

And so I think the thing that was almost

40:34

emotional for me to see was the influx

40:37

of excitement about the race

40:39

when she jumped in, right?

40:43

All of a sudden I'm getting text

40:46

messages, there's emails, we're organizing, we're excited

40:48

about this. And we did not have

40:50

that before he stepped to the side.

40:52

Honestly, he needed to step to the

40:55

side. That's right. Active walkway. Thank you.

40:57

So he stepped to the side. Thank

40:59

you, sir. Okay.

41:01

Where can our, what are your

41:04

Instagram handles personally? Oh, here

41:06

you go. He needs to change this.

41:08

Andrew needs to change his pot. His

41:10

Instagram name is complicated. And so mine

41:12

is at Cody Rigsby, my name. Go

41:15

ahead. Go ahead, Andrew. My

41:17

Instagram is at a

41:20

C H a P P

41:24

H a W K. And what

41:26

does that say? A chap Hawk.

41:28

Explain it to the listeners. A

41:30

for Andrew chat for Chappelle Hawk,

41:32

because my native American name is

41:34

Hawk run. And a chap Hawk

41:36

has been my name since my

41:38

AOL instant messenger. And that's why

41:40

you change. If

41:43

I were still using my AOL, I would be

41:45

embarrassed. It's so cute and nostalgic, but here's the

41:47

thing. I'm willing to change the name, but I

41:49

tried on Instagram and Instagram says you have to

41:51

contact support to change it. Okay. Send an email, bitch.

41:55

And that's tackle petty.

41:58

No. illustration

42:00

right there. Thank you guys

42:02

so much. Bye guys, thank you. Bye

42:05

loves. I love gay men.

42:07

God, I love gay men. I just

42:09

love, love, love. And

42:12

I know I'm bad at Instagram, but I kinda

42:14

like his AOL name. A

42:16

chat park. I like that it's his native

42:19

American name. I kinda into it. I

42:21

wanna take my Frenchies

42:24

and just go to Fire Island for the

42:26

summer. I wanna go have a, you

42:28

know, people wanna go to Italy and have an eat,

42:30

pray, love summer. I wanna go have a gay, gay,

42:32

gay summer. Oh my gosh, that would be great. We

42:34

would just game in. I would love it. Yeah, that

42:37

sounds perfect, doesn't it? I know, I bet there's some

42:39

gays that play pickleball out there. Some

42:42

gay triads. It would be a gay triad summer. Gay

42:44

triad summer. Yeah, uh-huh. This

42:47

time next year, you're gonna be an

42:49

empty nester like me. That's

42:51

right. You can have all, we can Fire

42:53

Island it up. Totally, we'll just get a

42:55

little, like maybe it's when

42:57

you come out of the closet. Kick B.

43:02

Because one thing's for sure. If you go to Fire Island for

43:04

the summer, you're not getting laid by a dick.

43:10

Probably true, probably true. All

43:12

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43:35

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43:37

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43:46

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