Freeballin’

Freeballin’

Released Tuesday, 27th December 2022
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0:04

We're ready for me to clap, Hassan. We are ready for you to clap.

0:07

Clap. One, two, three.

0:10

End of the year Claps. That's got to be a really good banger.

0:13

Okay, let me think. One, two, three.

0:18

I like it. I like it. I like it. You.

0:22

Today we're going to do something completely different.

0:25

Do you remember in the eighties, when we were growing up and you'd go to the skating rink? Yes.

0:30

And you'd have a couple skate and you'd have backwards skate.

0:34

And then you would have a free skate.

0:36

Loved a free skate. Today's episode is going to be a free skate.

0:42

We are going to free ball it, free skate it on all the shit

0:47

that we've had it with that we haven't happened to have covered yet

0:52

in this infancy stage of our fantastic

0:56

work podcast about positive

1:00

friendships and feedback and making people feel better about themselves.

1:06

I've had it. And so what we're going to do is we're going to go around the room,

1:10

producers included, and we're going to list some things that we've had it with

1:15

because this is our end of the year wrap up.

1:18

Hopefully we'll be able to do this annually,

1:21

but I'm going to start first when I go around the room. Okay.

1:24

Here's something I've absolutely had it with the phrase

1:28

There is no such thing

1:31

as a stupid question that just sends you into orbit.

1:35

Orbit. Stupid questions are ubiquitous.

1:41

They are fucking everywhere. I'm going to pull the room.

1:44

Have you had it with stupid questions?

1:46

Caveat. I've had it with people that ask stupid questions. Yes.

1:53

But what really infuriates me is when you're in a group setting,

1:56

like at a seminar and people ask them questions when we're trying to leave, it's like

2:01

even if it's the smartest, best question that everybody wants to know

2:04

the answer to. We're done and shut the fuck up.

2:07

So stupid questions. Yes, but I'm more fired up about the person at a meeting

2:12

that continues to ask questions when everybody else is ready.

2:16

Laboring. The meeting. Laboring. Laboring.

2:18

Them? Yes. Knowing. I'm torn.

2:22

Oh, God damn you are. You're a millennial.

2:24

So you were raised with unicorns and rainbows piled up your ass

2:28

all the fucking time. You were told your whole life.

2:31

There's no such thing as a stupid question, weren't you?

2:34

Yeah, but I mean, that. That entices people to ask the question when they actually need

2:39

to ask the questions, which are stupid questions.

2:42

There are. Let me. Let me tell you an example. One.

2:44

Okay. Let's had a girl that worked for me once

2:47

and she said, Yeah, this month is my birthday month.

2:52

Oh, okay. First of all, people who celebrate their birthday month had it Stop it.

2:57

It's factory. One day. Everybody has one day.

3:00

There's no month about it. Quit being such a fucking narcissist.

3:03

And after 20, when nobody, you just start dying.

3:07

And so anyway, she says on a Friday, she says,

3:13

Since Sunday is actually my official birthday.

3:17

And on Monday I'm going to be super hung over.

3:21

So can I come in late?

3:26

Because this is a person who's probably been told her whole life.

3:29

Doesn't hurt to ask. There's no such thing as a stupid question.

3:33

I think it was a stupid question.

3:36

I will always think it's a stupid question.

3:38

You don't announce to your boss that you're going to be hung over

3:41

on Monday morning and you would like to come in late

3:44

so that your boss can accommodate your hangover.

3:48

I've had. It. I agree. I agree with that.

3:51

But there is a saying, a closed mouth never gets fed.

3:55

So if you don't ask the question, you'll never know the answer.

3:59

Right. Okay, here's my problem.

4:02

There's there's also a saying, though.

4:04

There are no stupid questions, only stupid.

4:06

People who ask them. That's what I'm talking about.

4:09

Now, that's the criticism I need right now. Yes.

4:12

A good old Gen Xer to come in and just deflate the millennial.

4:16

I love it. Richard, what do you think about stupid questions.

4:21

I found with punks? Like I think

4:24

I prefer people to ask stupid question instead of giving me like a stupid result.

4:28

Especially now I'm transitioning back to the corporate world

4:31

when you're in training and then it's like, we're done.

4:33

It's been like 8 hours. It's like, let's go home.

4:36

Any question you have right now does not apply.

4:39

We're in training. Just save it till tomorrow.

4:42

Write it down. Text yourself right. Email. Yeah.

4:44

Just please, please, just shut up.

4:47

I want to go home. The trainer wants to go home. Exactly right.

4:50

Your turn. Perhaps I've had it with people that leave

4:56

voicemails that are long.

4:58

I mean, you can tell me in under 15 seconds what you need to tell me on a voicemail.

5:02

Okay. I don't need all the bullshit back, story, context, whatever.

5:07

And then what really saddens me and Daubert

5:10

is that deal where you record yourself while texting and then it sends

5:14

what you're saying, what your voice is saying, voice text.

5:19

It is the biggest beatdown on the planet.

5:22

I have a friend that religiously does it.

5:26

I refuse to listen to him.

5:28

I will not. And then she'll call me and be like, I'm like, you sent me a voice text.

5:33

I'm not listening to that. Like I can't take it.

5:37

And now too much information. Too much information.

5:40

And then somebody who sends a voice memo as a text

5:43

instead of typing out the text or placing the phone call, correct?

5:47

I can say that I can add to this genre of grievances

5:53

and I can say that I've absolutely fucking had it with a person

5:57

who I have programed into my fap, their name is programed,

6:03

so when the text comes I know exactly who it's from.

6:06

Then they send me the message and then they put their initials

6:11

at the end of the name.

6:13

It is an extreme level of fucking narcissist does that.

6:17

Oh, I've got people that do it. Yeah. Yep, yep.

6:21

Sign their text messages and I'm like,

6:24

okay, first of all, the only person like, who does that shit is like Barack Obama.

6:29

When he would tweet personally, he would sign his tweet.

6:32

B.O.. Barack Obama Well, then you just have fucking Larry

6:37

and Joe and Curly over here that are self-appointed

6:41

celebrities in their hometown that have started signing text messages.

6:47

And I'm like, Listen up, dumb shit.

6:49

We know who you are because your numbers program brand,

6:52

you don't need to take the extra time to sign it.

6:55

And it really chaps my hide nearly. What do you think about this subject? I don't like voicemails, period.

7:00

I think voicemails should be extinct.

7:03

Like we don't need them. Agree. In terms of voice text, I don't do it, but I know a lot of people that do.

7:08

They don't have time to text, so it's just easier to speak and multitask as they move about their.

7:14

Day than do Siri that have Siri do it.

7:17

It's Siri. Siri generate. Voicemails.

7:20

I don't really mind because I don't like talking on the phone.

7:25

So if it gets me out of a phone call, I'm happy with the voicemail.

7:28

Okay. Signing initials. I don't know if that really bothers me.

7:31

I'm going to start doing it and then I'll circle back with you and see if I can.

7:35

Right? Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm going to I'm going to start signing J.W.

7:39

steps, and I'm going to do a dash J.W.

7:42

after every single time. Hey, channel. Signature. How is your day to day dash?

7:46

J.W., You want to go grab a coffee dash? J.W.

7:52

Neely, Grievance. What have you had it with?

7:55

People who to come in public loud, chewing and popping?

8:01

Oh, no. I think I could be an offender.

8:04

I think because I chew nicotine gum like crazy.

8:06

Am I allowed? I don't like I haven't noticed you.

8:08

I have. I have friends that I like. I want to kill.

8:11

So you have that anger towards. Oh, I haven't felt.

8:13

But because I'm deeply addicted to nicotine. I know you are, but it's not.

8:17

And I don't. Know if I ever. Tim, you have to tell me.

8:20

I fucking go to town on the bubbles, the little bubbles, the big bubbles,

8:24

All the bubbles. The worst time.

8:27

I'll tell you this much. I don't chew virgin gum, so it doesn't interest me at all.

8:32

Chew That's called virgin. I don't chew virgin gum.

8:34

I have to chew gum that has a stimulant. And a stimulant is nicotine.

8:38

Otherwise, I don't want it. But I do sometimes. Kind of. I can pop it.

8:42

I know what this kind of with. I don't want bubbles with it,

8:45

but I can kind of make it pop in the back of my mouth and it's super satisfying.

8:49

Yeah, it is. Also at the same time that I'm popping it, the nicotine is soaking into my body.

8:55

Into your teeth, in your gum. It's awful. It's awful.

8:58

But hey, listen, I haven't smoked Cigarets discuss me now completely.

9:02

But pumps and I used to just chain smoked chain smoker.

9:04

Oh, God, it was horrible, horrible and awesome.

9:07

It's so fun. It was. Smoking through the day.

9:11

With a friend. I just thought it was like, Oh my God, I got to tell you something.

9:16

Yeah, we would like, you know, we would light up in the store.

9:22

He would be so good to go, Okay, let's double shot.

9:24

And that meant smoking. I mean, we're going to take two on this.

9:28

We would double. She's a one of your trips.

9:30

Don't you crave a cigaret out there?

9:32

So I smoke when I'm in Europe the.

9:35

First couple of times. So I quit smoking in 2015, the first couple of trips

9:39

that I took because if you smoke cigarets in the United States of America,

9:43

you feel like the biggest white trash

9:46

loser mother fucker on the planet.

9:49

They're easier on heroin in Europe.

9:51

In Europe, it's like chic and cool and they're all doing that.

9:55

Everybody does it. It was kind of hard.

9:57

Now I'm I'm completely past all of that and I'm solely into the gum.

10:02

But and I don't really when I smell that stuff,

10:06

I'm kind of like like I've zeroed a desire to smoke a cigaret.

10:09

All right, Jen, what's next? What have you had it with the World Cup?

10:12

Well, let's hear what's going on with the World Cup.

10:14

Every country in the. World.

10:17

Calls it football. Except just. Yeah, except us.

10:20

So during these games, these Americans get together

10:25

and they chant, It's called soccer.

10:29

That's bad. That's why we have. To be so ethnocentric.

10:33

Can't you just go to a country where it's called football?

10:37

Right? Which technically makes more sense, which is football for American football.

10:43

They don't use their feet. And actually, I think if it touches your feet, it's more football.

10:47

That's embarrassing. And I've had it with that because it's soccer and it's a it's the biggest sport in the world,

10:52

which everybody calls one thing except for us.

10:56

Also, it's the biggest sport in the world except for here.

10:58

So even something that we. Care about, that we only care and have during the World Cup.

11:04

Exactly. That's it. I've had it.

11:06

With that thought about Elon Musk.

11:09

I'll say other factors.

11:12

Here's what I don't get about Elon Musk. So you have this green energy right?

11:19

Conservatives aren't big purchasers

11:23

of plug in cars, electric cars, right?

11:27

So that's so it's mainly like environmentally

11:31

conscious people that are going to buy a Tesla or buy a solar panel.

11:36

That's his market, right?

11:38

So then he goes off the rails

11:41

and it's like palling around with Trump and Kanye

11:44

West and carrying the sink into Twitter and all this shit.

11:47

And I don't quite understand that business plan

11:49

because it seems like he's alienating both sides because now there's no liberal

11:53

or progressive person is going to buy a fucking Tesla.

11:55

He's ruin that brand. Conservatives aren't going to buy it because for them, that's a pussy car

12:00

and that's what a pussy snoop. No, because global warming isn't real to them and that's

12:05

what a pussy snowflake would drive so they wouldn't be caught dead.

12:09

So it's interesting.

12:11

What is he thinking with all of that, number one?

12:14

And number two, if I had that much goddamn money, as much as I enjoy

12:17

doing this podcast, first I'm going to have I mean, I'm

12:23

probably going to have an Instagram that is completely private, buttoned up.

12:28

I'm not really doing anything with the exception of maybe 3 to 4 people.

12:32

I might add a couple of French bulldogs to the collection, but that's it.

12:37

I think the whole thing about him, that drives me crazy.

12:40

First of all, he's a dog eat dog and

12:44

that he's he's Mr. Free Speech. Okay.

12:49

Free speech does not include hate speech.

12:52

Right. And free speech is a guarantee in the Constitution by the government

12:56

that doesn't mean I have to agree. Free speech just goes all through me.

13:00

He's also doing free speech unless you make fun of him.

13:03

Right? His penis is probably that big.

13:06

So true. Because reminiscent of.

13:09

Our former president. Yes. Yes.

13:11

Both are shaved or very small penises.

13:14

You can tell 100%. So your theory is they have a weird shape or small penalty?

13:20

No, he has a weird shit because Stormy Daniels and she would know she blew the whistle on Trump's penis.

13:25

What did she say? It was all mushroom. Mushroom? Yeah.

13:28

A mushroom touches penis that both those men scream inadequate.

13:33

Penis penises. Inadequate.

13:35

I honestly don't think there's any doubt about that. Richard, what do you think, Elon Musk?

13:39

I'm not really a fan. Jen said it.

13:41

He is. He claims he's for free speech until people make fun of him.

13:46

Right? That's right. During the rules of this free skate. Okay.

13:50

Because we're free balling it. We're free skating.

13:53

You can phone a friend, you can have a lifeline.

13:56

So right now I'm going to offer to the free skaters.

13:59

Does anybody would anybody like to use a lifeline?

14:02

I have a lifeline. You do? I'm like, is it a couple skate or a lily?

14:06

No, it's a lifeline. A lifeline. Okay. What lifeline would you like to use?

14:10

I would love to phone up our friend.

14:14

Phone? If you found a friend. I love it. Okay.

14:16

Tell us who your friend is. His name is Andrew Feldman. Okay.

14:20

And why would you like to phone Andrew?

14:22

I'd like him to show you why.

14:24

Okay. Okay. Let's do it. Neil is using her lifeline.

14:27

We're phoning Andrew. I love this free skate episode.

14:31

Hi, Andrew. Hello. Hello.

14:34

Hi, Andrew. How are. You?

14:37

I'm great. I'm Jennifer. This is Angie. Right?

14:39

We call her Poms. I think you know Jen and Nili.

14:42

And then we have a very, very well. And as you could see, I cut my hair and took a shower for this.

14:46

So we're very impressed.

14:48

We feel very privileged. Okay. Nili wanted to phone you.

14:51

Neely, why don't you tell us why? Why did we need to phone Andrew? What's going on?

14:55

Andrew always has a laundry list of things.

15:00

He's had it with Andrew. Let me tell you what we've discussed so far.

15:03

All right, we're on it. Let's go. The thing I've had it with is this phrase,

15:07

There's no such thing as a stupid question.

15:11

As being a Jew. I'm always tired of everything and complain about it.

15:15

Okay? Yeah. This is right in my wheelhouse.

15:17

Okay, let's go. So I see it. I mean, off the top. What?

15:21

I'm just, you know, what am I fed up with and tired of

15:25

Hollywood? I'm over it because, for example, I.

15:29

I grew up, you know, watching, you know, grand movies, you know,

15:33

like the King and I, you know, dressing up in like a tuxedo with tails when I was three or four.

15:37

And like, when I turn on, you know, when I turn on,

15:39

like the Oscars, for example, where are all the stars?

15:42

Like, where are they? They they don't exist anymore.

15:45

I mean, back in like the nineties used to have, you know,

15:48

Sir Anthony Hopkins I mean Robin Williams, I mean.

15:51

Robert De Niro Right, Al But you know, all these people were always nominated.

15:55

Where are all the stars?

15:57

I mean, I watch something like the Oscars to escape from my miserable reality,

16:02

right? To be reminded of it. Right, Right.

16:04

What do you think about Elon Musk? I'm just tired of billionaires

16:10

like I'm tired of I mean, look at what they're doing with their money.

16:14

I mean, even like the good billionaires, you know, why do we always say,

16:17

you know, why can't billionaires, you know, try to solve world hunger?

16:20

Bill Gates did or she tried to.

16:23

I mean, Elon, I mean, yes.

16:25

I mean, obviously, you know, he's done some things that have been successful.

16:29

But I think he's probably at the end of the line, should just shut up and go, right.

16:34

Yeah, I agree.

16:37

I mean, free. Yes. I mean, free speech.

16:39

I mean, he's bragging about free speech and just another boob.

16:43

That free speech is only okay when it agrees with you.

16:48

Don't we have enough of that already?

16:51

We know you. Like you said, there's no such thing as a stupid question.

16:54

You're sort of over that. Of course there is. I mean, get ready for a lot more stupid if they're increasingly it's

16:59

true characters. We're normalizing stupid and praising stupidity.

17:04

Listen, I mean, yet expertise in the love of expertise, you know, flat out going out the window.

17:08

I mean, talk to me tells me to take a shot.

17:11

I'm going to take a shot. Why? Because, you know, for whatever reason,

17:13

this guy, you know, decided for 30 years to all he does is study this.

17:18

If I studied something like that for 30 years,

17:20

I like to think that I would know a thing or two about it.

17:23

I listen to him, not my friends on Facebook or the Internet or whatever, but listen to that guy.

17:28

I have a solution for that. Here's my solution.

17:31

All of the people that get their medical advice from Facebook

17:37

there should be at the hospital in the parking lot, Facebook tents

17:40

with the people that post this stuff. And if you get sick, you have to go to the Facebook doctors in the parking lot

17:46

in the town of the hospital and the people who want to go to a medical professional

17:50

who have studied this get to go into the hospital.

17:53

And I just think that's the way we need to play it.

17:55

And I think that's brilliant. It's a great idea. I just think if you're going to listen to Facebook, you go to Facebook doctors.

18:01

And I think I think it could solve a lot of problems.

18:03

All the stupid questions would be at those tents,

18:06

the Facebook tent with Facebook doctors.

18:09

You know, I mean, it's like because here's the thing that cracked me up about the shots.

18:12

People would be like, I'm not getting the shot. I don't know what's in it.

18:15

And that motherfucker sitting there drinking Mountain Dew and it's like, you don't fucking know

18:18

what's in that Mountain Dew that you're drinking, do you?

18:20

You don't know what's in awesome. Course you don't know what's in it.

18:23

I mean, you know, people work like, you know, 24 hours a day for like six straight months.

18:27

I mean, you know, in a lab to put it together, I mean, to save us.

18:31

I don't care what's in it.

18:34

I don't care what's in it. I put a lot more ridiculous things in my body in the last hour

18:38

prepping for this than I am, you know, shot of my cold.

18:44

But please. My government doesn't deal compared to that.

18:49

No, absolutely nothing. Okay, So, Andrew, here's my bad.

18:52

I've had it. Voicemails that are too long, people leaving forever, ending voicemails

18:57

and then voice texting where they leave you a voicemail on your text string.

19:03

What do you think about those two things?

19:05

So the so the first one,

19:08

I actually I like to for people's birthdays.

19:12

I went to leave messages and I'll rhyme their age with something

19:15

that's weird, like sort of, you know, sunny or whatever cute.

19:18

And so I have to leave you know, left a message, a birthday message or two for some folks in the room there.

19:24

But like, just so I don't I actually like doing that.

19:28

But I will say the the voice memos

19:32

thing in the text messages have to stop because my brother, I got two brothers.

19:36

I love both of them. I like one of the more the one that I like the least

19:41

does it all the time. And it just has to stop.

19:44

I mean, I'm not playing these things. I don't care what you say.

19:47

You sound like you're walking and huffing and puffing to the subway enough.

19:52

I mean, it can obviously wait.

19:54

I totally agree with the voice, Mom. I was. It's absolutely horrible.

19:58

Horrible. Let me ask the group about this.

20:00

In our free skate episode, I saw an article in the news

20:04

that said the National Park Services

20:07

have advice are advising people

20:09

not to lick psychedelic toads.

20:14

Several things, I was told, are going to have a bunch of crazy

20:19

motherfuckers going to the national park to lick the psychedelic toads

20:23

because without the announcement, the frogs were safer, right?

20:27

No clue. And I think the National Park Service is through

20:30

these toads under the second bus by making this announcement.

20:34

Why would they inform everybody that toads are psychedelic?

20:37

I had no idea. I didn't either. Or. I mean, I can't believe park attendance is down

20:41

right, With revenue streams failing.

20:46

Right, Right. I mean, some said I just couldn't believe that they announced, dare

20:50

I say that in the news. I did, but now I want to try it now that.

20:53

I know that you're going to say you need to go trap Sam and take him to Burning Man next year.

20:58

Next year, Let me be. Free, man.

21:01

This is gross. I mean, they suck. I mean, please take a shower after this episode

21:05

because they saw dirt running off of them from.

21:07

Taking him 60 days to get the whole thing so I can cleaned up.

21:10

It's unbelievable. It's a lot like coal mine.

21:12

You come home and you can wash it off. It's just gross. Not that

21:15

this has anything to do with toads, but the teaser reminds me of this.

21:18

So when a few months ago, or maybe a year ago, when Starbucks changed to like

21:22

paper straws because of the Turtles, I'd never met a wild turtle.

21:27

I could give an S about the frickin turtles.

21:30

I mean, the fact that my, my, my straw

21:34

is just soggy, you know, before halfway through, ridiculous.

21:36

I was told. Tequila. Kill a few hundreds of thousands of super strong plastic straw.

21:42

Right places. Huge, huge straw person.

21:45

But I mean, it's like they get, like, limp and flaccid in the drink and it's like,

21:51

did anybody consider in making a straw that it would get wet eventually?

21:56

And I live in Oklahoma, so.

21:58

There's a lot going on in my bedroom with that. I don't. Know.

22:03

I can't stand paper straws.

22:05

They should be banned from the place. Okay, let me throw this out there. Let's just frame all this.

22:09

Here's another thing that really chaps in my heart gets me all worked up.

22:13

The phrase everything happens for a reason, I think is bullshit.

22:19

I think it is the biggest bunch.

22:22

I think it is a jet stream of bullshit.

22:25

I don't think there's any truth to it.

22:27

I think it is so dumb.

22:30

Andrew, what do you think? Yeah, yeah, I would agree.

22:34

I would agree. I'm one of the healthier people I know in my life.

22:38

Recently passed away from cancer.

22:41

I know there is. No good reason for that.

22:43

There is. There is no good reason. Not everything happens for a reason.

22:47

Some things are just unexplainable. And fucked up.

22:50

Some things are just terrible.

22:52

Nice people. Yeah. Yeah. We're in a sad.

22:56

Situation, right? Yeah. We don't have to have an explanation for these things.

22:59

I mean, sometimes I totally.

23:02

Life can be cruel and random and unfair,

23:05

and I don't think there's good people get fucked over all the time.

23:11

All the time. And there's. There's no good reason, batteries and or reason for that.

23:14

And surely people get away with stuff all the time.

23:17

Not mentioning any names, but think about DJT,

23:21

You know, people get away with just a bunch of stuff.

23:24

Yeah, I mean, listen, stupid. A stupid, a stupid.

23:26

I mean, I think we have people out there today proving that.

23:29

I mean, if they would been told once or twice that you know,

23:32

they were stupid earlier on, maybe they'd be, you know, I've had it.

23:36

We're slow drivers on the left lane. No problem with you driving slow.

23:39

Just get the heck out of my way and I'll move over for a guy driving faster than me. Drive.

23:43

So you want in the right or middle, but never the left.

23:45

When I pass you, I'm making two more days for everybody.

23:48

So walkers, I mean, I personally always never I never walk in for leisure.

23:52

I don't really do leisure activities when I'm walking.

23:55

I want a place to be. So please, like, you know, step aside.

23:58

Like, you know, when you feel me coming because you can feel me.

24:01

Come and move on.

24:03

Let's see where this is.

24:06

The second thing that I've sort of had it with is that we're Jews.

24:09

I'm not a fan of Christmas decorations.

24:12

That's your thing. I mean, we have a couple of candy canes up on our house.

24:17

I don't like that. I mean, you know, separation between church and church.

24:21

Well, here, let me jump on that really quick, because I am not a religious

24:25

person at all, but I celebrate Christmas, but I'm not of any faith.

24:29

I'm a non I'm in the non category,

24:32

but I do celebrate Christmas at one thing I've absolutely had it with is everybody

24:36

claiming that there is a war on Christmas and it's just total bullshit.

24:40

Christmas won it. Yeah, well.

24:42

You know, everybody's claiming there was this big war. There's no war on Christmas.

24:45

Christmas one. It's already stolen. Thanksgiving, Spender.

24:49

Yeah, Yeah. I mean, so, I mean, it's a war on Christmas does not exist.

24:52

In fact, it was actually, I believe, a bunch of Jews

24:54

that wrote all the famous Christmas songs. I mean, lot look it up.

24:58

I think now to go to to to go to sports, you know, for a little bit.

25:04

I watch a whole tennis cause I'm such a horrible athlete, but I love watching sports. Okay.

25:08

And one of the things that is an issue for me is that all this technology

25:11

right there literally in tennis, right at Wimbledon or U.S.

25:14

Open, you can really tell if those going in or out right.

25:17

I watch the NFL every Sunday, like so often.

25:20

You know, every time the referee comes back.

25:22

Right. And says the call on the field stands not confirmed, confirm it.

25:26

There are a thousand cameras. There are so much to confirm the call and stand by it.

25:31

If it's a crap call, just stand by and see.

25:33

You know, this stands up. I mean, we live in a black and white world when it comes to that.

25:38

I mean, you got the technology use, right?

25:41

I, I hundred percent agree.

25:43

In fact, we've even talked about that in tennis, like one little tiny bit is on the white line.

25:49

You can see it. Why can't you spot a first down appropriately in football?

25:53

It makes no sense. I mean, it's it's it's terrible.

25:56

I mean, these these got these the NFL refs. I mean, they don't have they or they don't have full time jobs.

26:01

They don't study the yearbook year round. I mean, obviously the NFL still making a whole crap ton of money.

26:06

So they don't really care. But, yeah, I mean, it just takes away from the game.

26:10

I agree. Taking up too much of your time. And by the way, I loved it.

26:14

You are women of a certain age and I have a thing for so gorgeous

26:18

This has been a nice little pick me up is.

26:21

So he's got mommy issues. Yeah. No, no, no.

26:25

She just passed away from cancer, so. Yeah. I'm so sorry. It's all right.

26:28

It's okay. I'll get. But that was a good joke,

26:31

is I've had it with the city of Philadelphia.

26:34

I've had it. I hate it. What's going on in Philly? Yeah, what's going on?

26:37

What's going on? So I just had with the city of Philadelphia. One.

26:41

The bell is broken. Does not work. I don't.

26:44

Love. The. Liberty Bell. Forever.

26:46

The Liberty Bell is broken down.

26:48

Question right here we just have one question.

26:51

Guilty, guilty, guilty.

26:54

Commitment. Commitment to the class. I love it.

26:56

I love it. So, yeah, the bell's broken.

27:00

You know, Rocky, they have a real statute for a famous boxer

27:05

to stare at like real life, you know, exists.

27:08

It was a made up story. They have a statue right in front of a really good art museum

27:13

that nobody ever goes to a photo

27:16

with that stupid statue right in front of a fictional character.

27:20

I wrote something that was seen. Right in.

27:23

The. Lastly, if they expect me to believe that they were the first group of people

27:28

to put cheese on a steak sandwich, I'm calling bullshit.

27:32

I'm just calling bullshit. I mean, first of all, he's the reason why like 74% of America is obese.

27:38

His sandwich is like that. I mean,

27:41

you know, in terms of sandwiches, I'll take a bagel with lox any day.

27:45

Yeah, Yeah, It's just. It's just.

27:48

Yeah, it's just overall, it's.

27:50

It's just. I've had it with that entire place from top to bottom.

27:55

So this speech has been going on just like we've heard this.

28:01

Old time Philadelphia. I'll let you get to this. I just have to tell you that.

28:04

So Rocky Balboa, Sylvester Stallone, he just finished

28:08

shooting a TV show in Tulsa.

28:12

In Tulsa. Right? Yeah, it's like Tulsa Kings.

28:15

I think everyone that was around him said he is the biggest mother

28:20

fucking asshole on the planet.

28:23

He's not friendly. He's demanding, entitled, just like never heard more people

28:29

gripe about one person ever.

28:33

I mean, I heard that before too. And it's shitty, right?

28:36

Because Disney Star has Hollywood journey by having to sell his dog

28:39

and then buy it back for like, you know, he bought it back

28:41

for like four times the amount he sold it for.

28:44

He had to sell his dog for money

28:46

to like, eat or for food for a few hundred dollars

28:49

and then want it back after he became rich from the same person for like 40,000.

28:54

Like you would think somebody that had that will be a little more mindful

28:59

that along. How long did they how long did the other person have the dog?

29:03

Only a few years. But then he blew up right after Rocky.

29:06

Right. Well, so the thing about Rocky is like, it's like the first you know, it's like

29:10

the you know, it's one of the only movies that is set entirely in English.

29:14

I need subtitles for like, I mean, I just can't understand what he's saying.

29:21

And plus, On the Waterfront with Marlon Brando is the exact same story

29:24

40 years before. And he just did it better because he's Brando.

29:29

Right? Okay,

29:32

Andrew, I have to say, you've been an absolute joy, your cynicism and the shit

29:37

you've had it with is like, tap my veins and inject that shit right in it.

29:41

And then I would back it up with a snort.

29:44

I would just love that kind of shit.

29:47

Just feels my fire.

29:50

I love it. You might have to be like a monthly commentator.

29:53

I have a thing for Jewish men. I love Larry David.

29:56

I love Andrew. They just bitch about shit.

29:58

Are you hating on Andrew? You don't, you know?

30:04

I mean, that's right. I mean, it's one.

30:06

It's been great that this is actually what they told us in Hebrew was things that you had it.

30:12

There's this Jewish contract and marriage contract

30:14

to get to the man and the woman sign in in that, you know, it says that you are not

30:20

that the man is not allowed to have it, have had it with anything anymore.

30:23

Right. Like you give that up. I'm kidding. Obviously, it's. Like marriage.

30:28

You know? No, no, no. So but to get it out here is just so great that way.

30:32

I don't have to get it all out upstairs. Exactly. She's tired of it.

30:37

Here's the deal. Maybe one day we will meet up.

30:39

We'll do a new cast, but it won't be in fucking Philly.

30:42

I can. Yeah, it will not be in. Rest assured that.

30:44

But, Andrew, thank you so much for your time.

30:47

We've so enjoyed. It was such a pleasure.

30:49

Oh, the pleasure was was all mine.

30:51

Thank you so much for inviting me and taking the time. This was.

30:54

This was a real treat. I absolutely loved it.

30:56

And I was here in the shadow.

30:59

So the podcast has been going again.

31:01

And, you know, listen, my wife has been listening to a whole bunch of stuff.

31:04

So, I mean, it's going great and I wish you all the luck.

31:07

This is absolutely wonderful. Thank you.

31:10

Love you. Crazy. Hello, Casey. Thanks for. All right.

31:14

Bye bye.

31:16

I loved Andrew Neil. Thank you. Your phone, your friend was huge stars, five stars

31:22

off the chart obsessed with Andrew.

31:25

That kind of just how he has had it where shit

31:29

is just fucking drugs in my veins.

31:32

I love. He's so far so good, so fun.

31:36

Hey, what a great year.

31:39

So much fun. What a fun venture that I've had it podcast has been.

31:43

I want to thank my co-host, Pops, who you know, I love more than anything

31:48

on the planet, my soulmate, my sister wife, the love of my life.

31:53

Angela, Don, Jen Morton Neely.

31:56

We love you girls so much. This has been so fun. Richard.

31:59

We love all of your input and all of the wonderful things you do to make us sound great.

32:05

Except the whole breast milk thing.

32:07

But we can talk about that. Yeah, that's nice. I just wonder what they're

32:10

what's going to come out of Richard's Pandora's box next time.

32:14

Yeah, next year.

32:17

So anyway, I think what we can say now

32:20

is what pops see you next Tuesday.

32:24

A new year, a new Tuesday, a new grievance, a new current

32:33

subscribed. Like do all the stuff, do all the stuff.

32:39

I tell you what I've had it with. Let's hear it.

32:41

I've had it with that. I've had it.

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