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Medieval. History
2:02
in flames. It's an evocative
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title for a book. Bonfires
2:07
of paperwork have accompanied human
2:09
upheaval for centuries, eradicating,
2:12
making space for rewriting
2:14
or to encourage forgetting. Some
2:17
was wanton, some a careless
2:19
side effect of conflict. Imagine
2:22
standing in the centre of Paris
2:24
as revolutionaries sweep away the old
2:26
ways, along with the ashes of
2:28
centuries of records and memories. Would
2:31
you have placed a hand into the fire to save
2:34
something for us to read more than
2:36
two centuries later? How
2:38
would you pick which singed collection to
2:40
save? How much of what
2:42
we might have known about the past has
2:44
been consumed by the fires of revolution
2:47
and war? How much has
2:49
been lost? And what is it
2:51
that was destroyed? These are
2:53
some of the questions tackled by
2:56
my guest's new book, History in
2:58
Flames, the destruction and survival of
3:00
medieval manuscripts. And
3:02
that guest is a favourite historian of
3:04
mine. Having embarrassed him at Chalk Valley by gushing
3:07
relentlessly when I got to interview him on stage,
3:09
I'll try and play it cool now. Robert
3:12
Bartlett is Professor Emeritus at the
3:14
University of St Andrews whose books
3:16
and television series have brought medieval
3:18
history to hungry new audiences. If
3:20
you haven't seen them yet, find them out.
3:23
But wait until after you've listened to this
3:25
episode. Welcome to Gone Medieval, Robert. Thank you.
3:27
History in Flames, I guess my first question
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would be, why did you want to write
3:31
this book about the things that we've lost?
3:34
Well, if you're a medieval historian, you
3:36
spend years or in my case
3:38
decades working with the
3:40
evidence which is manuscript material.
3:43
Everything you get from the Middle Ages, written
3:46
evidence is written by hand. That gives it
3:48
a particular feel. I always remember the first
3:50
time I sat down with a genuine medieval
3:52
manuscript when I was in my early 20s.
3:55
The smell is very distinctive, but because
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the material is all much
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less of it than in modern
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times when you have a print culture, and
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it's vulnerable. It can be
4:06
destroyed in all sorts of ways, flood and
4:09
fire and so on. So you
4:11
think about how precarious this is. And
4:14
so I looked at
4:16
some cases when a very
4:19
large amount of that
4:21
medieval manuscript material was destroyed in
4:24
one catastrophic event. I've got five
4:26
case studies. So it's
4:29
to discuss what there was,
4:32
what we've lost, how do we know
4:34
what we've lost, because it's no longer
4:36
there, and what can be done to
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fill that gap, if anything. So those
4:40
are all questions that came straight out
4:42
of working on a manuscript culture. Yeah,
4:44
I guess we fall into that Donald
4:46
Rumsfeld thing of there's known knowns and
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there's known unknowns and there's unknown unknowns.
4:50
Absolutely, absolutely. A very simple example that
4:52
I gave is the plays of Aeschylus,
4:54
a very famous Athenian dramatist. And
4:56
I think there's something like either five or
4:58
six that actually survive to this day. That
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represents about less
5:03
than 10% of the
5:05
plays that we know he wrote. And
5:07
we know he wrote them from references in
5:09
other authors, occasionally quotations from
5:12
him in other authors. And
5:14
just now and again, since they've had the
5:16
exploration of the papyri in the Egyptian desert,
5:18
sometimes you turn up a little scrap that
5:20
has a little bit of Aeschylus on it,
5:22
but it's not in any surviving play. If
5:25
anyone was going to sit down and write
5:27
about Aeschylus, they'd have to be really aware
5:29
that you've only got 10% of
5:31
his plays. So when we think about what's
5:34
come down to us from particularly the medieval
5:36
period, you discuss in the book
5:38
a little bit about how the materials that
5:40
are used can influence the chances of survival.
5:42
So things are written maybe on clay tablets,
5:44
then papyrus scrolls, then parchment books. Can
5:47
you talk us through a little bit
5:49
of the advantages and disadvantages of each
5:52
of those mediums? Yes, the origins of
5:54
the Western tradition of writing are in
5:56
Mesopotamia. And there the first writing is
5:58
on clay tablets. And it's
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a kind of writing called cuneiform in
6:02
which a read was used to imprint
6:04
the marks on a wet clay tablet,
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which was then baked or sun dried.
6:09
And the advantage of that from the point of view
6:11
of survival is that it's very
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much less vulnerable to
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fire than other forms of
6:18
written material because it's already baked. One of
6:20
the problems about getting access to all that
6:22
material is that there's very few people who
6:24
can read that stuff. And of course, there's
6:26
thousands of these things that have been found
6:29
over the years of excavation, but
6:31
the amount of it that has been interpreted
6:33
and even more translated means that it's a
6:35
world where there's plenty to find out, but
6:37
it'll take a long time. And
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then you move through time to papyrus,
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which is made from reeds from the
6:43
Nile. So it's a quite different
6:45
kind of material altogether, much more vulnerable in the
6:48
sense that it can be ripped and it can
6:50
be burned quite easily. That's
6:52
the kind of material you have, which
6:54
was kind of standard in the classical
6:56
world, the world of ancient Greece and
6:58
Rome. All the great works
7:00
that one thinks of, Homer and Virgil
7:02
and so on, would all be in
7:04
the form of papyrus scrolls and
7:06
the scroll would be a roll. And
7:09
very often these works, you find them in modern
7:11
editions, there'll be book one, book two, et cetera.
7:13
The book that we have nowadays in a printed
7:15
edition corresponds to a scroll. So how
7:17
many scrolls there were for these things. And excitingly,
7:19
it's taken us a bit away from the middle
7:22
ages. When Herculaneum, the
7:24
twin sister of Pompeii, was
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excavated, one of the
7:29
villas they found there was completely full
7:31
of hundreds and hundreds
7:33
of these papyrus rolls. And
7:36
the problem was they'd been charred by
7:38
the heat and the fire of Vesuvius.
7:40
So no one wanted to unroll them. If
7:43
you unrolled them, they probably crumble. But
7:45
just recently, very sophisticated technology has
7:47
been used to try to read
7:50
what's in those scrolls without actually
7:52
unrolling them. This is a very
7:55
complicated task. I don't claim to
7:57
understand the technology myself. first
8:00
time, people can actually begin to say,
8:02
well, that's what this scroll is. This
8:04
is part of the story that I'm
8:06
writing about. How do you find out
8:08
about these things that are lost or
8:10
almost lost? And then the big change
8:12
from my point of view is in
8:14
the late Roman period, when two things
8:16
happen, the material for writing changes from
8:19
papyrus to parchment. It's rather nice because
8:21
when a new technology comes along, people are often
8:23
thinking, how does it relate to the old technology?
8:25
Is it the same kind of thing or not?
8:28
And I came across a reference
8:30
in a monastic chronicle. When he's
8:32
first using parchment, he calls it
8:34
animal papyrus, which I thought was
8:36
rather nice because you're interpreting it from what
8:38
you know. And of course, it's not papyrus,
8:40
it's animal. But that's the thing that strikes
8:42
it. And the other thing that happens at
8:44
exactly the same time is that people move
8:46
from the scroll to the codex.
8:49
That is the book that we're
8:51
familiar with, with pages that you can turn
8:53
and a spine that it's so into and
8:55
so on. And that has all sorts of
8:57
advantages, including the protection of the material and
8:59
the fact that you can go to any
9:02
page you want very quickly. So it's quite
9:04
different material. And that age of the parchment
9:06
codex is the middle ages. And then for
9:08
the next thousand years or so, that's the
9:10
standard book. There are exceptions. You can clearly
9:13
make rolls out of parchment. It's quite easily
9:15
done. And the English Royal Administration,
9:17
for some reason, that was the main form
9:19
in which they kept their records. So it's
9:21
not that you can't make rolls, but that
9:23
was the main form in books and libraries,
9:26
down to the invention of printing in the
9:28
15th century, when a whole new world opens
9:30
up. Yeah. And so I guess parchment still
9:32
maintains that vulnerability to fire and water, but
9:34
in the form of a codex, it has
9:37
a degree of protection in that it's closed.
9:39
And those leaves within it, those folios inside,
9:42
can be kind of protected by the
9:44
covers and the folios around them. Yeah,
9:46
you see it most clearly, I think,
9:48
in the case of those fabulous illuminated
9:50
manuscripts, because they've been protected by the
9:52
book being closed and stored somewhere. It's
9:54
not open to the elements all the
9:57
time. And sometimes some of those illustrations
9:59
they looked like they were done yesterday.
10:01
They're beautiful, absolutely beautiful. That's definitely one
10:03
of the things. But you're right, parchment
10:05
is vulnerable to fire. It
10:07
is much tougher than either
10:09
papyrus or paper. The actual
10:11
parchment material is something
10:14
that is pretty tough. It stands up
10:16
to handling. It can indeed
10:18
be burned. You need quite a big
10:20
fire to burn a parchment book. You
10:22
can't do it easily on a bonfire.
10:25
That sounds dangerously like you've tried, Robert.
10:27
I don't want to get into trouble.
10:30
This is a thought experiment. Let me say
10:32
this is a thought experiment. That's why the
10:34
case studies that I've taken all involve modern
10:37
explosive technology, the high technology of
10:39
destruction. Because one of the things
10:41
that the book is about is
10:43
the way that just as
10:46
scholars studied this material and
10:49
archivists gathered it, there was also at
10:51
the same time fantastic development in the
10:53
technology of destruction and warfare. And that's
10:55
where these two things coincide with the
10:57
case studies that I have. One
10:59
of the other things I found really interesting that you
11:01
detail is a little bit about how we have an
11:04
idea of how many manuscripts there might ever have been.
11:06
So how fast could someone compile
11:08
one of those manuscript codexes? A
11:10
monk sitting in cloisters. So what
11:12
do we know about how quickly
11:15
they could physically write one of
11:17
these manuscript codexes? Well, there is
11:19
evidence. One I cite is of
11:21
someone who actually he recorded
11:24
the fact himself in the manuscript he's copying
11:26
out. He's copying out a very big history
11:28
of France in front of the Chronicles of
11:30
the French Kings all put together. It's very
11:32
large. First of all, he recalls that he's
11:34
quite old. So I had a lot of sympathy with him.
11:36
And secondly, that he's working away with this stuff. And he
11:39
tells you how long it took to do it. So
11:41
he tells you exactly how long it took to do
11:43
it. The manuscript survived so we know how long it
11:45
is. So you know how long
11:47
copying out that amount of material took. You
11:50
have to make some assumptions, about
11:52
did he work every day, etc. So
11:54
that would be one. And another one
11:56
I rather like is there's a famous
11:58
author called Christine de Pison. She
12:00
was Italian origin but working in France. And
12:03
she is often described, and I think with
12:05
some justification, as the first professional
12:08
female writer, she is a
12:10
full-time writer. And rather
12:12
unusually, she's not only a writer in the
12:14
sense of composing written works, but she actually
12:16
copies them out with a pen herself. We
12:19
know that. And there's a manuscript surviving copied
12:21
out by her, which she's copied out. A
12:23
gathering is a number of folios bound together.
12:25
There would be like six or eight of
12:27
these folios. And she's very proudly at the
12:29
end of one, she said, I copied out
12:32
this whole gathering in one day. She's very
12:34
proud of that. And that's her handwriting, of
12:36
course, because we know that she was writing
12:38
it. So you've got little indications of
12:40
the speed. And then of course,
12:42
the other thing that you have to build in, if
12:45
you're thinking about how much material there was, not
12:47
simply the speed of one scribe, but
12:49
how many scribes there are, and how
12:52
common is the ability to write, because
12:54
the ability to read and the ability
12:56
to write are separate things. And
12:59
they were regarded as separate skills. And I
13:01
think many more people have the ability to
13:03
read and the ability to write. It was
13:05
seen very much as a manual exercise, you
13:08
know, for the monks, they have a phrase
13:10
to work is to pray, labra re esto
13:12
re re. So actual physical work is deemed
13:14
to be some kind of almost religious activity.
13:17
And writing out books would definitely qualify as
13:19
that kind of work that is also prayer.
13:21
So you've got the number of people. And
13:24
then you've got little changes things, for example,
13:26
like what kind of script is there? Do
13:29
you have joined up script cursive? Or do
13:31
you have the script where the letters are
13:33
separate? And it's pretty clear that writing in
13:35
cursive is faster to do than writing where
13:37
all the letters are separate. And then the
13:40
final thing is that towards the end of
13:42
the Middle Ages, paper makes its appearance in
13:44
Europe, it had been around in China for
13:46
hundreds and hundreds of years, it
13:48
had then come to the Islamic world. And
13:51
from the Islamic world, it finally came
13:53
to the Western Christian world. And
13:55
you have the beginning of production of
13:58
paper mills in Spain and France. that's
22:00
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22:03
manuscripts of the aristocracy because you want to
22:05
get rid of the aristocracy. That doesn't happen
22:07
all that often, but it does happen. Real
22:10
revolutionary change. And you think of the countries
22:12
where it has happened, such as France is
22:14
a good example, obviously, because the French Revolution
22:17
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22:19
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22:22
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22:24
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22:26
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22:28
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22:30
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22:33
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22:35
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22:37
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22:39
you're looking at, as many people did, if
22:41
you're looking at English history as
22:43
a continuing story of
22:46
the nation and so on, then
22:48
the national past is very important.
22:51
And that's why you have in the
22:53
19th century, particularly, but subsequently as well,
22:56
government funding for the
22:58
examination and publication of medieval sources. And
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were not destroyed in 1922 because they
32:02
were still in the possession
32:04
of the monastery of Clantonie. And
32:06
in the end, they went into private hands
32:09
and from there to the present day National
32:11
Archives. So you can go to
32:13
Kew, which is where the National Archives are as
32:15
you know, and sit there. And you've got a
32:17
complete description of exactly what you're
32:19
talking about, the lives of ordinary people in
32:22
mainly county meat, what their rent was, what animals
32:24
they had, what duties they had, how much land
32:26
they had, the families and so on. So there's
32:28
tiny little ways round. It's not as if the
32:31
loss is total. I mean, the loss is enormous,
32:33
but you've still got ways of kind of finding
32:35
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32:37
of that destruction. And
32:39
it's a famous incident in Irish history. There's
32:42
been a long term project to see what can be done.
32:45
And they now have a website you can
32:47
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32:49
of the Public Record Office of Ireland as it was in 1922.
32:53
And you can go into that and you
32:55
can look in the area where particular records
32:57
were kept. You can look on
32:59
the area where the Exchequer Records were or the Chancery Records or what
33:01
it might be. And that will lead
33:03
you to a list and a description of all
33:06
the things that could be used now to supplement
33:09
the stuff that was lost. Sometimes
33:12
it's duplicates that were sent to England. Sometimes
33:15
it's transcripts that were made by scholars before 1922.
33:18
It's an amazing achievement because of course
33:20
I'm writing about terrible loss. So it's good to
33:22
have an occasional kind of upbeat story there. A
33:24
little bit of hope, a little pimp rig of
33:26
light in the darkness of all of the loss.
33:30
Slightly unfair and mean question maybe.
33:32
Of your five case studies, if you could undo one
33:35
of them and have all of those records back, which
33:37
one would you undo? Well
33:39
I think the answer
33:42
would probably have to be Dublin
33:45
because that was
33:47
the biggest loss of
33:50
continuous documentation of
33:52
which in many cases there's no
33:55
other copy. So there's no substitute. There
33:57
are sometimes duplicates that were sent to
33:59
England. England, but that's only for a
34:01
minority of cases. And
34:03
in two of the cases, I
34:05
actually concentrate on a particularly remarkable
34:07
document, an individual document that was
34:09
lost in the case of this
34:11
Schellingen Strasburg in 1870. I look
34:13
at a particular illuminated manuscript, the
34:15
Garden of Delights, the Hautostelichiarum, which
34:17
is a fabulous late 12th century
34:19
illuminated manuscript, very, very beautiful. And
34:21
we know about it in various
34:23
ways. That would be great
34:25
to have again, but that's one thing. And
34:28
similarly with the bombing of the state
34:30
archive in Hanover, by the RAF during
34:32
the war, second world war, the loss
34:34
of the thing called the Ebsdorf map,
34:37
which is a mapamundi that is a map of
34:39
the world. And people are often familiar with the
34:41
Hereford mapamundi, the
34:43
Ebsdorf mapamundi, which was destroyed in
34:46
bombing was vast. It was 12
34:48
feet by 12 feet. The
34:50
Hereford mapamundi is made from one animal
34:52
skin, and the Ebsdorf one is made
34:55
from 30. So you
34:57
can see the difference in scale. It was
34:59
obviously the largest mapamundi of which we have
35:01
knowledge in the Middle Ages. And that of
35:03
course, would be a wonderful thing to have.
35:05
The Ebsdorf map, particularly, is a loss
35:07
in many ways, but particularly because as
35:10
the technology for
35:12
analyzing and exploring documents
35:14
and manuscripts of the past gets more
35:16
and more sophisticated, and it's getting more
35:18
and more sophisticated all the time. I'll
35:21
give the example of a late 12th
35:23
century beautiful manuscript from Spain. It's a
35:25
collection of charters, royal charters, but it
35:27
also has pictures of all the kings
35:29
and queens of Spain, of Aragon. And
35:32
the art historians are quite clear that this document
35:34
was compiled over quite a long period of time.
35:37
And they see that there's kind of changes in
35:40
the style of the images of the
35:42
rulers that are painted in there. So it suggests that that
35:44
some are earlier and some are later. And
35:46
much more recently, in very recent times,
35:49
they now have a technology called
35:51
X-ray fluorescence, which enables
35:54
them to analyze the chemical
35:56
makeup of pigment to a
35:58
fantastically sophisticated degree. and
40:00
fast movements. I think it's very
40:02
clear that the Carolingian period, around
40:04
about 800 to
40:06
900, that the amount
40:08
of copying of earlier manuscripts
40:11
suddenly boomed. I think in
40:13
many cases, if you haven't
40:16
got the work copied in
40:18
that period, it's probably not going
40:20
to survive. It's a very narrow bottleneck. The
40:22
example I choose to discuss is the poet
40:25
Lucretius. Lucretius was active in
40:27
the first century BC. His
40:29
poem is one of the
40:32
longest statements of
40:34
a purely materialist philosophy
40:36
we've got. He thinks
40:38
there is nothing in the universe except
40:40
atoms and the void. He thinks the
40:42
idea of God's making the world is
40:44
ludicrous. He thinks that after you die,
40:46
you die. It's a very
40:48
radical materialist philosophy. The only reason we
40:50
know about that poem is that two
40:53
monks copied it out in
40:55
the time of Charlemagne. One of
40:57
them certainly at Charlemagne's court. That's
40:59
really remarkable in itself. That's something
41:02
that has come through from the ancient world,
41:04
but there's no copy of it that we
41:06
know of. The earliest surviving record is 800
41:09
years after it was composed. It seems
41:11
that those two manuscripts were not copied
41:14
for most of the Middle Ages. No
41:16
one in the Middle Ages really cites
41:18
or knows Lucretius. It's just gone. Then
41:20
at the very end of the Middle
41:22
Ages, there's an Italian Renaissance figure, Poggio,
41:25
who loves manuscripts. He's a manuscript hunter.
41:27
He finds a copy, and then it
41:30
can be copied out. Then it can
41:32
go into print, and then
41:34
it can be read by the learned people
41:36
of Europe and has been ever since. It
41:40
just made it through. We would
41:42
have known nothing about that fantastic
41:44
materialist epic unless it had been
41:46
for the monks at Charlemagne's
41:48
court. What the monks were thinking when they copied
41:50
this stuff out, we don't know. Yeah, I think
41:53
that the same is true with things like Beowulf,
41:55
isn't it? You don't expect those kinds of pagan
41:58
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