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sports. We got the whole squad. We haven't had
2:02
the whole squad in a while. Frankie is back.
2:05
We got a huge week at some
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point before this podcast even comes out.
2:09
We're just going to be on an island
2:11
in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. All
2:13
of us. As far as you can go,
2:16
really. I mean, you could keep going, I
2:18
guess, when you would get to what? China?
2:20
China. China. But yeah, we're going to Hawaii
2:22
and it's going to be incredible. Great
2:25
to be back. I had the week off here of podcasts.
2:27
So it's nice to see you guys
2:30
here. It's very exciting times in
2:32
the four play world. We are going to Hawaii.
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I don't really know where we're going in Hawaii,
2:36
but we're going to Hawaii with good, good. We
2:39
just got the itinerary sent to us today and
2:41
where our flight is in. I just got the
2:43
check-in. It's in 12 hours. So
2:45
it's very exciting times. We're just getting launched into
2:47
a tube and we're going to land in Hawaii
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and we're going to be playing golf. The last
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thing I'll say about that is I've got to
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be got to be the first person to ever
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go to Hawaii or prepare to go to
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Hawaii and don't pack a pair of shorts.
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You got to think it's one of one.
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One of one. You got to
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one. Yeah. And I know I'm going to get shit.
3:07
I know it's like sacrilegious. You're in Hawaii. You're in
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the islands. I'm going to get laid. Hopefully. Are we
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going to get laid when we, I've never been to
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Hawaii. Are we going to get laid when we get
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off the plane? I hope so. That would be great.
3:17
I mean, we'll get laid. Yeah. Nice.
3:20
Right in the airport. Hopefully. I got a pair. I've
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got one pair of shorts. I'm going to bring on
3:24
the carry on. I got one pair of blue shorts
3:26
that I might slip into if the night is right.
3:28
Wait, so you won't even wear shorts if we go
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to dinner. You know, Trent,
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in my mind, what I do in times like
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that is I just change the color of the
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pants. I start to go in a lighter trend.
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I start to go with a lighter color, you
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know, I actually went into my closet. I said,
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Oh, these are nice Hawaii pants. And I, and
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I, and as I went down the, the color
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scheme of my pants closet, which
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now is I've got 87 pairs
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of pants over the years that I've accumulated.
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I have them all color coordinated. We started to get
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into the beiges and the whites. white
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in there. I might throw a light
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blue at you one night with a
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white collared shirt. Listen, pants rock, pants
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rock, it's pants season. And I'm
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not doing this to upset anyone. I just like to wear
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pants. I just want to say that. I don't want to get
4:16
into a fist fight over it. I know Francis
4:18
is going to be angry. We don't
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have lurch there, which is great. No,
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we've talked a lot about this.
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And the idea that you
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wear pants because you are in control of
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your temperature and you're the one who controls
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it. And it's up to you. And I
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just want to lay that as the groundwork
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to the beginning of this argument. I'm fine
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with that. That's great. I think it's fantastic.
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I'm the same way. Don't tell me how
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to live my life because
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I'm the one in here. I'm the one in
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this head. Unfortunately for all of us on this
4:47
podcast, we're all the ones in these heads, but
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we're going to Hawaii. Yeah, I know we're
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going to Hawaii. I'll probably slip into a shorter
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too, because I did wear shorts in Italy. I
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started to feel free. I also was amongst
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people that I that love me. So it's
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different when there's cameras and we're going with good,
5:03
good. It's a billion people. I'm
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not afraid to say that I don't like wearing shorts on camera.
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It's as simple as that. Everyone has their little thing. I
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don't like doing it. I've never done it. So that's how much
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I don't like to do it. And we're
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just going to keep rolling. This has been something that's
5:16
been keeping me up. We're going to a short wearing
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island and that's what I'm going to have to do.
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Yeah, but we went to the Bahamas and you still
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wore pants. That's right. We've
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been to a lot of places. That was as hot
5:27
as the devil's cock. That
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was that was that Bahamas
5:31
round that we play. That last Bahamas
5:33
round was 105 degrees on the pavement.
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But you see, that's when it starts to seep in where
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you're no longer doing it for how comfortable you
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are because you're in your own skin. You're saying
5:45
right now that you're hot. That was because you
5:47
don't like showing your legs off, which as
5:50
a guy who we've talked a lot about
5:52
on the show and just in general, like
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I bit the bullet and you get one
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year. You're prepared for this. I just when
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I was packing, I said, I'm just not.
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Yeah, those are nice. hand legs. I'm not,
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everyone else prepared. Garrett is a good looking
6:05
guy. He's getting like beautiful women. Bubby, the
6:07
guys fucking ripped all these guys. They're all
6:09
living in Florida. I've been hiding
6:11
underneath linen and cloth. Okay. I've
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been hiding underneath Islander blankets watching,
6:15
watching preseason and the start of
6:17
the year. We haven't gotten a
6:19
win yet. Like that's what I've
6:21
been doing. I'm wearing high socks.
6:23
You know what I mean? So
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now now you're ripping all
6:27
that off of me and we're landing in whatever Island
6:29
we're landing in. Something that I'm not prepared for. You're
6:32
like the red woman in Game of Thrones when she
6:34
takes the necklace off and
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turns into just an hideous beast.
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We got to prepare for some cool guy
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outfits too. I feel like the good, good
6:45
crew. They're like made for Hawaii, man. They're
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seeing windbreakers and high shorts. And
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we're going to come in there just like
6:51
total dorks with the classic golf outfit polo.
6:53
We're going to try to pack some of
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our cool guy clothes, but I don't really
6:57
know what to expect out of this trip.
6:59
I don't really know much about it. This
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is for anybody who doesn't know
7:04
last year we went to the Bahamas with good,
7:06
good. That was a little bit more of our
7:08
production. We kind of set a lot of it
7:10
up and invited them and said, you guys don't
7:12
have to worry about too much. Just kind of
7:14
show up. This is sort of their version of
7:16
that for us. So we haven't planned anything. We
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don't know anything. I don't know where we're playing,
7:20
when we're playing, how we're playing, what we're really
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doing, or getting our ass on a plane and
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going to Hawaii. And this is, we
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said it before, but this is just future, a future
7:29
thing that you never thought would be here
7:32
is here. And tomorrow we're just flying to
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Hawaii. I've done no preparation. I can't
7:36
believe it's almost like we're just going to the
7:38
office for four or five days, except that
7:41
office is in Hawaii. So we'll see. Yeah. We
7:43
got the ALCS going on also during all this.
7:45
That's, I'm going to have to keep my eye
7:47
on the Yankees playing against the guardians. I know
7:49
that they're going to be streaming at the office.
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They've got Ohio state coming in. He's eating a
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bunch of peeps. I don't know if you guys
7:55
have been seeing that he's got like 320 peeps,
7:57
which is what dude, he said for every. For
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every point that Ohio State
8:02
gives up, if they lose to
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Oregon, he
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would eat 10 peeps. He
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has to eat 320 peeps, which are
8:12
the most peeps you've ever like. You know what I
8:14
mean? Like that's like he ate
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40 yesterday, he said. And
8:18
he his lips were bleeding from the
8:20
sugar that was hitting the inside of
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his lips. Like that was just 40. I'm
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a sugar guy. I wouldn't eat five peeps,
8:28
bro. And now I've never had a peep.
8:30
Oh, my God. Easter time peeps are
8:33
different than Halloween time peeps. So he's
8:35
eating these Halloween ones and they're double
8:37
the size. They are. They're huge. They're
8:39
like ghouls. Well, for the record,
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peeps are disgusting. I mean, that's crazy because
8:44
you're you're you're a sugar addict and it's
8:46
just sugar with a little bit of with
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a little bit of food dye on it. It's just
8:51
compacted sugar. It's it's the it's the texture I don't
8:53
like. Yeah, but you love the taste, right? Like you
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got a lot of taste. You
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know, well, the initial like if I were to
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close my eyes, face doesn't like cocaine. Oh, you
9:03
know, just got a little food dye on it.
9:06
If you if you if I were to close
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my eyes and you fed me a piece of
9:10
a peep, I would be like, I love this.
9:12
It's sugar. But there's something about the fluffiness of
9:14
the texture that I don't. Yeah. All right. We'll
9:16
put it on my nose or go crazy. Fucking
9:18
brushing your teeth with it. Well, I mean, then
9:20
thoughts and prayers to Ohio State because that
9:23
might kill. Yeah, no, it's just something I keep my eye on.
9:25
And he you know what? Shout out to him because people he's
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done a good job coming in here at Barstool
9:30
and like really like doing things like this. He
9:33
goes after Dave with Ohio State and Michigan. And
9:35
then for this one, he tweeted out all the
9:37
things that he would do if Ohio State lost
9:39
the game. And this happens to be a tough
9:41
one. So, yeah, he's living
9:44
up to it. But that's not just I'm going to keep
9:46
my eye on that when we're out in Hawaii. And yeah,
9:48
it should be great. It's going to be like, oh, one
9:50
of the future. The reason I brought that was one of
9:52
the future things that I didn't account
9:54
for is when we have such packed
9:57
out schedules and months in advance. We're trying
9:59
to book something like this and our producers
10:01
and good good. They'll be like, hey Can
10:03
you guys find us a week that we
10:05
can do this trip? So you
10:07
see a week that there's just nothing
10:10
there's no colors on our calendar. It's
10:12
white there's a couple of there's a couple of
10:14
podcasts that we know we're gonna do we can do them in
10:17
Hawaii and At the end
10:19
of it was pickleball that we have
10:21
we have pickleball here So I'm like, oh
10:23
as long as I'm back for that, that's
10:25
something that like I'm like, that's
10:27
obviously gonna work, right? I'm gonna be back
10:29
in time for it fellas. I'm landing from
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Hawaii 16 hours
10:33
of travel. I'm landing in Hawaii at
10:37
745 a.m. Pickleball starts at 945 a.m. Out
10:39
and all the way out in Long Island.
10:41
So it's Straight from
10:43
the airport to there. We're talking a
10:46
40-hour day here in the dinks of
10:48
the pickleballs is going to be It's
10:50
gonna be shocking and jarring whoever is
10:52
playing in that pickleball event Just
10:55
just give me my space when I first get
10:58
there, you know, like bro, you're going to Hawaii this
11:00
week You're going on an airplane all week. We're gonna
11:02
spend so much time on an airplane Next
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five days like the whole fucking time I
11:07
was just I love Hawaii. It really is one of
11:09
my favorite places in the world Just I mean a
11:12
wahoo I've been to Maui. I've gone a couple of
11:14
times. This will be my third time It
11:16
is far for especially for East Coast guy.
11:18
It's Really far like
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I think it's five hours the other direction So
11:22
you're you're just it's a grind and I know
11:24
my flight back is a grind But I don't
11:26
have to land to go straight to pickleball like
11:28
that the crazy thing is the times and we
11:31
dealt with this with Australia
11:33
where you're we're flying all day
11:35
long We take off at
11:37
950 I think and we're landing at like 220 p.m
11:40
Like we've lost no time under the
11:43
Sun at all to look
11:45
at where Hawaii is Even find this place. I
11:47
know I don't know the key to when we
11:49
get there is we just gotta stay awake and
11:51
just if we have To slap each other we
11:53
got a slap each other couple peeps and you
11:55
just maybe if you teach you one or two
11:57
peeps or 30 You stay up
11:59
late Crash and then you should be good. Yeah.
12:02
But can't wait. Can't wait. First time. First time
12:04
to the islands. First time going
12:06
past California. So we'll see
12:08
how it goes. When we went
12:10
to Australia, did we fly that way? Yeah.
12:13
Trying to think. Wow. Right? Yeah.
12:17
Yeah. Because we left LAX. So second time
12:19
going past California. I was kind of confused because do
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together. Let's drive Frankie
14:21
I want to hear about big cedar. I want to
14:23
hear about big cedar lodge big cedar lodge man I've
14:25
been excited to talk about this. I just got back
14:27
from a buddy's trip I
14:30
don't really don't I do know where to start because I wrote a
14:32
bunch of notes down First
14:34
off I want to start with saying book a
14:36
buddy's trip It's something that you just
14:39
got to do you got to get people together We
14:41
talk a lot about death on this show We talk
14:43
a lot about things like how life is just way
14:46
too short. We're only on this floating rock for a
14:48
certain amount of time It's not enough time. It's really
14:50
not enough time And
14:52
to be able to have experiences and memories
14:55
is something we are we just started off
14:57
this podcast for 10 minutes Talk about how
14:59
we're going to Hawaii and like I'm complaining
15:01
that I have to go there to a
15:03
pickleball event And there's like a lot of
15:06
things that our life has brought us that
15:08
we are extremely extremely grateful for and that
15:10
we are Extremely blessed to have and for
15:12
me to experience all these things without my
15:14
family and friends sometimes makes me feel a
15:17
little bit bad Or I have like this imposter
15:19
syndrome of like I can't I almost feel embarrassed
15:21
to be doing stuff like this Like I I
15:23
couldn't even talk about going to Hawaii today. I
15:26
had some family over or go we're watching football
15:28
It's like they're all just going like they're going
15:30
back to the restaurant or whatever it is Like
15:32
I that's how I genuinely feel I I should
15:34
be there with them. It's crazy that I'm good.
15:36
I do get to do this for a living
15:39
So to be able to share that experience They my
15:41
buddies have all seen me go to all these places
15:43
and they love golf and I'm there the reason why
15:46
I love golf And we've played golf together our whole
15:48
entire lives. We play on the same high school golf
15:50
team We like brought the East Middle High School golf
15:52
team back from the dead They went 1 in 15
15:54
because we all played baseball and then the next year
15:56
they changed it to the spring And we are to
15:59
the fall and we all played on the team and
16:01
we went 16 and 15 and one
16:03
shop Cold Spring Harbor. We couldn't beat them ever. But it's
16:05
just like, I have these memories with these guys with this
16:07
game. And now it's like a year ago, I booked this
16:09
big Cedar Lodge trip. When we went out there two years
16:11
ago, I said, I have to come here. This is the
16:13
first spot I got to do. I have to be able
16:15
to share this place with my friends. And
16:19
a year went by, like legitimately 10 months went
16:21
by and it was a long time looking forward
16:23
to this thing. A lot of guys saving up
16:26
for it, like getting ready, getting outfits ready, whatever.
16:29
And it finally came and we went balls to the
16:31
wall with this thing. I had a lot of our
16:33
sponsors come in and like
16:35
really help out this experience and show these
16:37
guys exactly what I wanted to show them
16:39
starting with ship sticks. Let me tell you
16:41
guys about ship sticks real quick. This isn't
16:43
going to be like an advertisement show, but
16:45
this is genuinely, I genuinely go through all,
16:48
they're all advertisement shows, but yeah, they are, but
16:50
like, they're also just in the world of golf
16:52
that everyone uses and should be using like ship
16:55
sticks. We just showed up
16:57
and the way that
16:59
we set it up was everyone that lives
17:01
on Long Island just dropped off their clubs
17:03
at my house. FedEx came to my house
17:05
and picked up the clubs. And then they
17:07
just arrived to a big
17:09
Cedar lodge. We didn't have to
17:11
bring them anywhere. Jeff's, Jeff's, Jeff's
17:14
did. Yes. So that
17:16
was incredible. Like legitimately a life changing. I vouch
17:18
to as long as I can to never travel
17:20
through an airport without my golf clubs. That is
17:22
my promise to you guys. Cause it's that, it's
17:24
that game changing. You have your carry on, you
17:26
get off the plane, you just go to your
17:28
hotel, you go to the golf course the next
17:30
day, it's right there with your shoes. You're ready
17:32
to go. The golf course is ready for you
17:34
and your bags are there. Amazing. And
17:38
I had a little gift bag with these guys.
17:40
We had a TP five X's. I had the
17:42
hats from Imperial, the whole entire deal. So I
17:44
hooked these guys up pretty good. And they were
17:47
very, very excited for everything to come. So that
17:49
was just, that was pre trip. We
17:51
go to Springfield, an amazing little
17:53
city, kind of like a college
17:55
town. They've got four colleges there. Our Uber driver
17:58
was like a bit of a tour guide. They've
18:01
got a O O O O
18:03
Riley and the guy actually sang
18:05
that which was incredible. Auto parts.
18:07
Wow. That's like where that's in
18:09
Springfield. Bass Pro Shop
18:11
started in Springfield. So it's like, it's a
18:13
cool little town. They got Missouri State there.
18:16
We drove by a couple of sorority houses that
18:19
were all like rushing. It looked like a movie
18:21
scene. There was like a thousand blonde women running
18:23
into a house. I like, I think I've seen
18:25
that on the internet from once, like once in
18:27
a while. So
18:29
that was cool. Um, and Springfield,
18:31
we went to this little brewery and there
18:33
was just a great introduction to a buddy
18:35
strip, like a brewery
18:37
pool tables. NFL Sunday
18:39
was on like all the guys are getting
18:41
in from different flights, hugs. Like everyone's just
18:43
kind of hugging each other. My dad's there.
18:45
My father-in-law is there. Because we haven't seen
18:47
like just a lot of just like male
18:49
hugging and just like a lot of like
18:52
cue balls hitting, hitting billiard balls and just
18:54
like it was just manly shit. And like
18:56
guys are playing old school games and they
18:58
had a pinball machine. That was a Foo
19:00
Fighters pinball machine. And we were all going
19:02
nuts about it. My dad's making games. It's
19:04
just like, it was very, very fun. My dad's putting
19:06
$20 on the table saying if whoever
19:08
hits the back wall and can get the cue ball to
19:11
stop in front of the front wall wins and we're going
19:13
nuts as these balls are rolling and not touching the wall.
19:15
It's just like you get in the amps going, you're getting
19:17
the ampage up, you know, you're revving it up. Next
19:20
day shuttle picks us up from the hotel. We're on our
19:22
way to big Cedar. We stop at this place. I
19:25
think it was called Mc McAdoodles. Is this a, is
19:27
this like a chain or is this a one spot?
19:30
It was the greatest liquor store I've ever seen
19:32
in my entire life. McAdoodles. Dave Portnoy standing right
19:34
in the front with a huge, with a huge
19:36
little display there. First person I walked
19:38
into was Dave Portnoy's face. Incredible
19:42
McAdoodles. Great little pit stop. We got some alcohol.
19:44
We got a bunch of truly as much as fireballs
19:46
and we're on our way to big Cedar. This is
19:48
where this, this is why you booked the trip. This
19:51
is this next moment. We pull into
19:53
big Cedar, the huge signs up top, right? And
19:55
we know, I know what we're
19:57
about to expect, but no one else does. And
19:59
the first drive through. big cedar when you're going
20:01
up to the Pains Valley area, right? Because big
20:03
cedar has all these different areas, wildlife, they've got
20:05
the cottages all the way down below where you
20:07
can stay with families, they've got like rock climbing
20:10
and adventure life and down by the water. I
20:12
mean, they own land from where big
20:14
cedar is down to Arkansas. It's crazy how much
20:16
land they own, but when you pull in towards
20:18
that like mountain top, that first check in, there's
20:20
a drive that you're going through kind of like,
20:23
you see a couple of houses, you see some
20:25
real, you know, that you're going up and you
20:27
see that you're going above the trees. And it
20:29
was the perfect time. It was like 11 o'clock.
20:32
Everything's super bright. There's no fog.
20:34
It's the sunniest day. There's not
20:36
a cloud in the sky. And
20:38
we make this one turn and
20:40
all of a sudden the green
20:42
just appears from Pains Valley, just
20:44
moving all the way up, all
20:46
the way up to this, this,
20:48
this amazing clubhouse just appearing
20:51
on top of it, a
20:53
Vista with nothing behind it.
20:55
And everyone on this shuttle
20:57
went nuts. This was like,
21:00
this was a reveal, man. Like the trees stopped, you
21:02
hit it. And I want to tell you, this reveal
21:04
has gotten better since we went there. They
21:06
are making
21:09
a new par three course above Pains
21:11
Valley called cliffhangers. And it literally, all
21:13
the grass and all those crazy rigid
21:15
rocks that were above the
21:18
18th hole of Pains Valley is now these
21:20
like ridiculous mounds of green. It looks so
21:22
fake that you can't believe that they're able
21:24
to grow grass like this. And it looks
21:27
like, and the hills are going all the
21:29
way up from the down view. It's,
21:31
it's incredible. It's opening up soon. It's, I can't
21:33
believe that they have added that to the Pains
21:35
Valley area. So anyway, we're driving through guys are
21:37
hugging each other. They're coming up to me, putting
21:39
their, we're driving up to this clubhouse, putting their
21:41
hands on my neck, you know, Hannah's like Uncle
21:43
Mark puts his hand on my neck and like
21:45
real aggressively is like, thank you, you know, like
21:47
they're looking at golf course, that's all they're doing
21:49
is just and they're crying. My dad is in
21:51
the back on what and he said, wow, to
21:53
the point where his voice started to like crack
21:55
a little bit. It's just like
21:57
I was sitting there with this feeling of
22:00
like I had this idea
22:02
to do this with my buddies and my
22:04
family and that moment right there. It's exactly
22:06
what I pictured. It's exactly what I wanted.
22:08
Everything was going right. We pull up and
22:11
the first, so that was the first peak I
22:13
wrote here, guys tearing up, dad crying, hugging me
22:15
in shuttle. This is what I wrote when I
22:17
was there. Part three cliffhangers blah, blah, blah. Ozark
22:20
national was our first golf course. I don't know
22:22
if you can find a better golf course to
22:24
start out at. Not a cloud in the sky.
22:26
We picked teams. We had team
22:28
uniforms. Everyone was excited to get out there.
22:30
First tee shots were incredible. This is everyone's
22:32
first golf trip that they're going on. So
22:34
like the competition was
22:37
up. We did handicaps. All the teams are extremely
22:39
fair. Like everyone was ready to go. We had
22:41
an 80 year old facing big Rob. Like this
22:43
was like, that's why golf's the best. The big
22:45
E the 80 year old could face up against
22:48
big Rob who's like losing his teeth in his
22:50
hand sandwich and went to, uh, and went to
22:52
a Turkey to get a hair plug. He looks
22:54
incredible. Big Rob looks unbelievable. That's just what it
22:57
is. That's what it is. It's that, that's what
22:59
the camaraderie is all about. Anyone can play. Anyone
23:01
can go. Ozark national is wide open. Literally anyone
23:03
can play that kind of golf course, but it
23:05
is challenging. It is a challenging golf course that
23:08
I don't know if that one's the core Crenshaw
23:10
one or if that's the core Crenshaw. And I
23:12
think that's probably the hardest one there. It is
23:14
the hardest one, but even, but Buffalo
23:16
Ridge also is pretty tough, but like the greens
23:18
are tough, but it's definitely doable off the tee.
23:21
And like you could see that. So a couple
23:23
of the groups played a shambles. Like I know
23:25
my dad's group did, and you're able to kind
23:27
of like just move on. You're hitting good shots.
23:29
People are staying in play and it was just
23:31
a great opening day. Um, and the thing I'll
23:33
say about big Cedar is, and the reason why
23:35
I loved it so much is once we were
23:37
done and right before we were done, I'll get
23:39
to, um, what we needed
23:41
to really kick off this first night was the
23:44
final group was coming down. They weren't the best golfers.
23:46
They're guys that like were teetering on not coming and
23:48
we didn't know if they were going to come. They
23:50
hadn't played a lot of golf coming in. And this
23:52
group came down all square into 18 and
23:55
cousin Danny, who was like the last addition
23:57
to the show to the, to the trip.
24:00
a game-winning match winning putt at Ozark National
24:02
with the entire crew around him and like
24:04
I looked around I got the video they're
24:06
holding each other up cousin Greg cousin Danny
24:08
two different sides of the family grabbing each
24:10
other and they're just like they're celebrating like
24:12
there's one the world series like they just
24:14
won the Ryder Cup and I looked around
24:16
being like this is all happening exactly these
24:19
guys are getting the experience they're doing it
24:21
like big putts are being made drinks are
24:23
getting thrown in the air hugs are fucking
24:25
happening I'm 18 like this is all they
24:27
just night one you walk off the 18th
24:29
green a big cedar lodge you're getting right
24:31
into a shuttle you go from the shuttle
24:33
right up to top of the rock the
24:35
Sun is setting the cannons are getting fired
24:37
off you have dinner at the Osage it's
24:39
the best dinner you've ever seen you go
24:41
to top of the rock you go to
24:43
the basement I think we did this guys
24:45
I think me and Trent did this someone
24:48
farted in our in our face God we're
24:50
going right on me we were going down
24:52
the steps that you can find the wine
24:54
seller it's all the way down all these
24:57
steps and down in the wine cellar is
24:59
this whiskey tasting bar that there were a
25:01
lot of guys that love them themselves
25:03
some brown stuff they love the hard stuff
25:06
and they found this place and they're ordering
25:08
ridiculous bottles of whiskey and they're tasting it
25:10
in the weight and the servers like loving
25:12
that this like big group came in and
25:14
then right beyond that is that
25:16
crazy statue that's happening at outside of most
25:18
age on top of the rock and we're
25:20
looking at that everyone's like what's happening my
25:22
dad took us all to the to the
25:24
little church down there there was a little
25:26
church right next to the top of the
25:28
rock and we're all walking through this chapel
25:30
and it felt like otherworldly you can almost
25:32
feel God in the room we were like
25:35
this is crazy overlooking the lakes the Sun
25:37
is setting dinners righty we go up there
25:39
everyone's cheers thing we're making speeches like just
25:42
it was hard to not get
25:44
emotional every single moment because everything
25:46
was going so well I I
25:49
continuously got emotional even like behind closed doors like each
25:51
night because I'm like man like I didn't think my
25:53
dad was gonna be able to do this I didn't
25:56
think that I was able to get all the family
25:58
together my dad just had the surgery other people had
26:00
a lot of things going on in their life. People
26:02
made a lot of adjustments. They really grinded to get
26:04
here and everything's working. They're thanking me. I mean, they
26:07
all paid. I kept saying
26:09
like, why are you guys thanking me? They're like,
26:11
well, we never would have gotten it together. I'm
26:14
like, but you guys all did this. Everyone here
26:16
is here for a reason. We all fucking paid.
26:18
We all worked hard to get here and we're
26:20
all in a situation where we're able to go
26:22
away for a week and play golf. All my
26:24
friends, everyone's just getting emotional
26:27
and shit is bizarre, but that's what it's all about.
26:29
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26:37
is officially here and the temperatures are
26:39
dropping quickly, which is nice and nice
26:41
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who actually has real skill and real talent play
30:02
the game of golf guy plays twice a year
30:04
and he just absolutely is awesome at the game.
30:06
He plays, he plays legitimately like 10 times a
30:09
year and holds a four handicap. So if he
30:11
would have, it's crazy. He plays a hundred times
30:13
a year. He'd be like the best golfer in
30:15
the world. It's an effortless swing. And
30:17
this is something I know I'm talking a lot
30:20
about like my group of buddies, which is not
30:22
keep going. So everybody's let everybody, this is what
30:24
people have a buddy Tom in their group. But
30:26
like when I'm facing someone in
30:28
a match and they have that smooth of action
30:30
and they effortlessly hit it that far, it affects
30:32
my game to the point where I stopped watching
30:35
him hit the ball. I couldn't do it. Um,
30:37
like I literally would try and like copy him
30:39
or mimic him, or then I would try and
30:41
swing out of my shoes to get it
30:43
as far as him because it was frustrating me
30:46
that he was just launching these balls down the
30:48
middle three 10. And I'm
30:50
like, what's happening? Why can't I do any of the
30:52
stuff that Tom is doing? So
30:55
whatever pains Valley goes, comes and goes.
30:57
Still one of my top. I think
31:00
it's my top. It's in my top
31:02
five of golf courses in the country.
31:04
Playability wise, views wise, um, just the
31:07
dill pickles, the dill pickle, um, peanuts
31:09
in the big house, like that big halfway house are
31:11
the best peanuts I've ever had in my entire life.
31:14
They are dill pickle flavored, salted. They are the
31:17
best crunchiest pickle, uh, peanuts I've ever had in
31:19
my entire life. Um, so pains
31:21
Valley came down to 18 in
31:23
that group. And we ended up winning me
31:25
and my partner, Kyle ended up beating Tom
31:27
and Andrew an amazing day. We're
31:29
coming up 18. So nice. Final. Yeah.
31:33
It was a huge win. The final group we were. So
31:36
everyone, all other 12 golfers are waiting on that 19th
31:38
hole overlooking 18. They
31:41
are waiting for us to hit that tiger shot,
31:43
that 19th shot within that dome of all those
31:45
rocks. So a big zero lodge, let us have
31:47
16 guys on that tee box. Like we were
31:50
able to move it all quick enough that we
31:52
all were up there closest to the pin. Now
31:54
we're doing a close to the pin competition cousin.
31:57
I hit one to like 10 feet
31:59
cousin. I'm
44:00
going to do everything in my power to continue to
44:02
do that. That I don't need to have any extra
44:04
dollars in my bank account at the end of this
44:06
life, as long as I've done what I thought that
44:08
I had to do to make all these people have
44:10
that life that I want everyone to have like those
44:12
experiences in life, right? I don't care what the hell
44:14
you do for 362 other days, but
44:17
when you're in my domain and we're going to be doing
44:19
this, we're going to give this everything we got. We're going
44:21
to care about it as much as we can care about.
44:23
No one's going to get in fights. We're going to have
44:25
the best time because we've all been best buddies and we've
44:28
all been family for our entire lives and we're all just
44:30
going to experience this together and we're going to want to
44:32
do it the next year. We're going to want to do
44:34
it the year after and we're going to want to like
44:36
reach out to our friends and our family and like send
44:38
pictures and be like, do you remember this and talk and
44:40
like actually like communicate with people? It's just like, that's
44:43
what it's all about. It's not about the golf.
44:45
It's not about the hitting the shot in the
44:47
hole. It's about everything around it. So that to
44:49
me was, uh, I know I was taking things
44:51
to the next level in seriousness, but it really
44:53
was, man, like there was a lot of things
44:55
that really happened where like, uh, like, you know,
44:58
the uncle bar came up to me. He was
45:00
like, he was able to play with his two
45:02
sons at pains Valley and his brother. And he's
45:04
like, I haven't played with these guys in years.
45:06
Like you, like, like this was it, man. This
45:08
was fucking awesome. So that's a, yeah, that's a
45:10
wrap. Big Cedar lodge. If you're not making that
45:12
your destination. Oh, do you guys see this thing?
45:14
Are you able to see this like thing they
45:16
gave me? Oh, the welcome Burelli group. This. Yeah.
45:19
I saw that. That was an unbelievable touch by
45:21
that. I did see. Driving to Ozark national and
45:23
this is hanging. You guys signed it. That's made
45:25
a sign it and they sent it to my
45:27
house. It was here the next day. It was,
45:30
we were playing pains Valley. It got to my
45:32
house, dude. That's so cool. This was hanging up
45:34
in front for everyone to drive by like everyone
45:36
that played that day drove by this. Um,
45:38
we were all able to sign it. So
45:40
I have all 16 guys signatures on here.
45:42
It's like big Cedar, like font on there
45:44
too for the Burellis. That is sick. Really
45:47
special stuff, man. They really, uh, they really go
45:49
above and beyond. So it's going to be hard
45:52
to beat. I mean, I, I don't
45:54
know how I'll ever go anywhere else. It's, it's
45:56
that good. So yeah, a lot of talking, a
45:58
lot of plugging, but it's really, uh, It's a
46:00
great time to be alive. It really is. No,
46:03
I, uh, I think that people, I mean, this
46:05
is a golf show and I think that we
46:07
talk a lot about golf trips and, uh,
46:10
I think people know, I try to do as many
46:12
golf trips as humanly possible. And I think that each
46:14
time you go through those experiences, you really, really do
46:17
realize just how fucking awesome it
46:19
is, how much it means to
46:21
everybody. And like we had
46:23
this last week, we had all the boys down to the
46:25
Pinehurst house. I had all the gray Hawk crew, uh, that
46:28
we play like the Saturday game app. And it
46:30
was very cool because Alistair, our boy, it was
46:33
like his one off week, basically of the year.
46:35
Um, he finished up, you know, last week devastation,
46:37
the whole thing. But even he was saying to
46:40
us, he's like, he's like, I've
46:42
never really done a golf trip
46:44
before. He was like, golf's like my, my
46:46
life, my job. He plays
46:48
golf, you know, high school,
46:50
competitively college, competitively, Palmer
46:52
come all kinds of different, you know, stuff,
46:54
places that he goes around the game of golf, but
46:57
it's a grind. And he was like, I don't
46:59
ever get to just go do a buddy's golf
47:01
trip. And so while being able to kind
47:03
of see him experience the entire thing and
47:05
how fun that is was fucking incredible throughout
47:08
the week. And just to let go be
47:10
out there ripping shots, it don't like
47:12
really matter. Having cocktails. It was an
47:14
incredible, incredible week. So we're doing a
47:17
pretty similar thing, but it is, uh,
47:19
I mean, dude, I think how much like people look forward to it.
47:22
You just kind of what you need day in
47:24
and day out. People go to work, they're
47:26
miserable. It's fucking grind. Everything could suck. Something
47:29
to look forward to is very nice. Yeah. You got
47:31
to give people something to look forward to. I need
47:33
something to look forward to in my, like, that's how
47:35
I operate. I always need to be like, where are
47:38
we? What are we striving for? Whether it be, you
47:40
take that with anything in business and life and relationships
47:42
or whatever it's like, what are we actually trying to
47:44
achieve here? Cause our, our else we're just sitting on
47:47
our ass doing nothing. And I always bring it to
47:49
that like nasty spot where it's like we're on a
47:51
floating rock and one day this thing's going to explode.
47:53
Like we can't keep wasting time here. Fellas like you
47:55
got to do, and we're in a position we have,
47:58
it's almost like the wrong thing. get
1:02:00
myself to there, that's kind of the goal. Cause
1:02:02
then you're hitting like a nine or an eight
1:02:04
iron or something. You're reasonably in play. So I
1:02:06
do think that that little marker gives you a
1:02:08
pretty good reference point. Are you not
1:02:10
like the replacement of it, Frankie? Do you want to
1:02:12
be on the side? It's great. I, I, I, I
1:02:14
wish every single golf course had it. I think I
1:02:16
don't know if we're going to consider that an amenity,
1:02:18
but I do think that it is far and few
1:02:20
between. You don't see it that often when you do,
1:02:22
it seems to be the focal
1:02:25
point of the hole. Like it's the conversation
1:02:27
piece on the tee box. It's the conversation
1:02:29
piece of the next shot. If on a
1:02:31
par five, like you're constantly saying, Hey, the
1:02:33
one fifties right there. Let's just get it
1:02:35
within that. Or if you hit a
1:02:37
three with the one fifties right there, you're going to be fine
1:02:39
in your next shot. I know for my dad, like whenever we'll
1:02:41
play a golf course with that, he's, that's all he's looking at
1:02:43
is like, how am I going to get it inside that? Cause
1:02:45
he can't hit his iron as well. But he's like, I just
1:02:48
need to get in there. Cause I can't at one 61 71
1:02:50
80, one 90. You're,
1:02:52
you're asking me to hit a ridiculous club into a green.
1:02:55
And I noticed like a couple golf courses do
1:02:57
have that. It is nice. Um,
1:02:59
to see that I know that aesthetically, it's not the
1:03:01
best thing to be looking at. You know, you're not
1:03:03
going to go out to like an
1:03:05
Aaron Hills and see all these posts in the middle
1:03:07
of the fairway, but I don't know,
1:03:09
man. I think it does help a lot of the
1:03:11
average golfers. They had that at the golf course. We
1:03:13
played with a no con. We were talking about them
1:03:16
all day, all day long, all day. Noah was like,
1:03:18
that was his point to really, he's like, as long
1:03:20
as I'm in that one 50. I'm fine. I
1:03:23
like when they got a nice, um, I like
1:03:25
when they got a nice display of all the
1:03:27
little stuff that you're going to need on the
1:03:29
first tee, they'll have a couple sharpies in there,
1:03:31
like Aaron Hills does a really good job of
1:03:33
that. They'll have a couple sharpies. You can mark
1:03:35
your ball. They got their own custom tees. They
1:03:37
got their own. It's just like a nice final
1:03:40
stop before you head off on this
1:03:42
journey. And it's like, make sure you
1:03:45
got everything you need, grab it.
1:03:47
It's displayed nicely and you can roll back. So
1:03:49
I think that's kind of a nice amenity, but,
1:03:51
um, but yeah, that the air, the air
1:03:54
gun is a fucking, that's a great call.
1:03:56
It's great. A lot needs to, they put
1:03:58
a trillion dollars into this. There
1:12:00
is not, no, which is crazy. I
1:12:03
mean, if you look online, there's not, there's a
1:12:05
lot of options, but there's not that many options.
1:12:07
There are a lot of options if you want
1:12:09
to build out your own trip. Like, yeah, but
1:12:12
if you want like a turnkey,
1:12:14
almost like you show up, stay and play.
1:12:16
There's not that many that
1:12:18
do that. Banden was kind of the
1:12:21
first of this kind of new era because
1:12:23
I think it was like the late nineties.
1:12:25
And I believe that it was like Mike Kaiser's quote was
1:12:27
like, he said something
1:12:30
to along the lines of like, well, if nobody shows
1:12:32
up, at least we'll have a cool golf course for
1:12:34
a couple of years. And then now Banden Dunes obviously
1:12:36
has five courses and they've repeated that model all the
1:12:38
time. But like, to be like, we're going to go
1:12:40
to this remote part of the country and
1:12:43
build all these awesome golf courses. And people
1:12:45
are going to come was a crazy idea
1:12:48
at the time to think about, like you
1:12:50
would never go to Springfield, Missouri. You wouldn't
1:12:52
be flying into Springfield, Missouri. And then you
1:12:54
get to see this incredibly cool part of
1:12:56
the country, the Ozarks, Table Rock Lake. You're
1:12:58
just like, what? And I think that part
1:13:00
of it's so cool too, like us going
1:13:02
up. And when we did do Forest Dunes,
1:13:04
it's like we did a day before
1:13:07
where it's like, or we did a couple different
1:13:09
days. We were like out on, remember that we
1:13:11
had that night out on the beach at like
1:13:13
on Lake Michigan. And you're like, dude, we're like
1:13:15
in Traverse City on the beach in Baily Farms.
1:13:17
Shout out to those boys. And we're there just
1:13:19
because of golf, you know, it like brings you
1:13:21
to that part of the country. You get to
1:13:23
see stuff you would never get to see. You
1:13:26
make friends there that you stay in touch
1:13:28
with. It's like, that's fucking golf, man. That's
1:13:30
what's so cool about this stuff. But like
1:13:32
you go online and you type in golf
1:13:34
resorts in America, and you kind of go through
1:13:36
the list. And there are a bunch, but like,
1:13:38
for what I just described, a big cedar and
1:13:40
you've got the stream songs and the band and
1:13:43
there. And then you're like, which ones have golf
1:13:45
carts? Which ones can you stay at the resort?
1:13:47
And it starts to dwindle down where it's like,
1:13:49
all right, we only have, let's
1:13:51
call it six realistic choices.
1:13:53
And they're all extremely hard
1:13:56
to get to or expensive, or you have to
1:13:58
book a year or two in advance. Right now
1:14:00
it is kind of just a little bit too
1:14:02
early for everyone to be experiencing it. I do
1:14:04
hope that in 20, 30 years
1:14:07
when these golf courses are 20 years old, 30
1:14:09
years old, you
1:14:11
would assume that they'd have more room,
1:14:13
more golf courses, more hotels, more hospitality,
1:14:15
and more room for everybody. So yeah,
1:14:19
I mean, I'm certainly not complaining about it. I
1:14:21
love being able to go to them, but I just
1:14:23
hope that yeah, it just keeps growing. As golf
1:14:25
keeps growing, these will keep popping up for sure. But
1:14:28
you also can build out your own. You don't have to do the
1:14:30
biggest things. You can go to a Myrtle Beach and
1:14:32
stay in a hotel and play like 10 incredible
1:14:35
golf courses. And it's affordable and it's the
1:14:38
best time we did it. I mean, Caledonia,
1:14:40
True Blue, all these courses were insane. Pete
1:14:43
Dye course, like if you string together three or
1:14:45
four of those, that's as good as it gets.
1:14:47
So you can go to West Virginia and like
1:14:49
get a cabin and like just play awesome golf
1:14:51
courses around there. You can go do the Alabama
1:14:53
trail and you can go do that like Robert
1:14:55
Trent Jones trail, right? Like that's all like six
1:14:57
or seven golf courses where you can stay in
1:15:00
play. So turn is the difference. Like Greg said,
1:15:02
turn key, like get there, you're done. Well, it's
1:15:04
the difference between going to like Disney or going
1:15:06
like camping where like one's like a little bit
1:15:08
more work and you got to like kind of
1:15:10
do your own thing. You got to get your
1:15:12
own lodging and then you're going to go experience
1:15:14
all the nature stuff. Or you go to the
1:15:16
one where like there's someone waiting there to grab
1:15:18
your luggage and they bring you in and they're
1:15:20
like, here's your golf cart. It's just different. It's
1:15:22
a different experience, but there's both out there and
1:15:24
it requires, it just requires a hell of a
1:15:26
amount of research. If you're not going to do
1:15:28
the thing where you just go to that resort
1:15:30
and stay there. And if somebody's willing to do
1:15:32
that, you got like a ringleader of the group
1:15:34
that's willing to put all that effort in, you
1:15:37
can book a hell of a trip and it
1:15:39
can cost a third of what it might cost
1:15:41
to go to a big cedar or pine or
1:15:43
abandoned or whatever it might be. But that does
1:15:45
take a lot of work. You got to figure
1:15:47
out all the transportation. You got to have different
1:15:49
Airbnb's or whatever lined up. Like it's just not,
1:15:51
it's not overly easy, but I
1:15:53
just, I'm with you where I
1:15:55
think a lot of the theme of the whole show
1:15:57
is like, if you're listening to this show and you're
1:15:59
sitting there, and you and your buddies have thought about
1:16:01
doing a trip before, you've thought about trying to rally
1:16:04
everybody together, do it. Just figure
1:16:06
out a way to do it. Do it. Go
1:16:08
anywhere. You could do a trip on almost any
1:16:10
budget if you work hard at it and you
1:16:12
do a bunch of research. I
1:16:14
remember, I guess it was six years
1:16:16
or so ago now when I reached out to each
1:16:18
one of my buddies from St. Louis. We have 12
1:16:20
guys on the trip now, but just being like, hey
1:16:22
dude, I get to play all this exactly what you
1:16:24
just went through. I was like, I get to play
1:16:26
all this insane golf on the internet for a living.
1:16:29
You guys have to watch me. I think I can
1:16:31
use our connections to get us a pretty good setup
1:16:33
at a cool golf resort. You guys would like to
1:16:35
do a trip and every guy was like, yup, then
1:16:37
it's done. This is what it's going to cost. This
1:16:39
is what we're going next year. You can start saving
1:16:41
up now. And now we're six
1:16:43
years in, we got a whole packet with
1:16:45
all the history. We've got every, the result
1:16:47
from every match that's ever been played is
1:16:50
like on this packet that we send
1:16:52
out and it's just the best and people live
1:16:54
for it. So I do think
1:16:56
that's the theme. Get out and play,
1:16:58
get out and do a trip. Get that trip
1:17:00
out of the group chat. I see that a
1:17:02
lot on TikTok. Yeah. Wow. I like that. Get
1:17:04
the trip out of the group chat. That's
1:17:07
nice. Do it. Do it. Do
1:17:09
it. Four Play Tracker says, our good
1:17:12
friend Four Play Tracker, he says, Island Greens
1:17:14
are not islands. I thought about this a lot
1:17:16
prior to you guys bringing it up on the
1:17:18
podcast. It has kept me up at night for
1:17:20
months. Islands are land masses completely surrounded by water.
1:17:23
Peninsulas are land masses almost entirely surrounded by water.
1:17:25
They should be called Peninsula Greens unless you have
1:17:27
to take a boat or there is a bridge.
1:17:30
What's that? What is it called? Cordellane or whatever? Yeah. I
1:17:33
was going to say there's that one golf course on,
1:17:35
is it on tour where they have to take a
1:17:37
boat out there? We're going, it's on our tour. I
1:17:39
think we're going, is it, we're doing the big, are
1:17:41
we doing the Barstool Classic there? I think we're doing
1:17:44
a Barstool Classic stop at Cordellane next year. My parents
1:17:46
went there for a little vacation last year. So it
1:17:48
was awesome. The Island Green.
1:17:50
Are we going to be rowing people out there? Is that
1:17:52
going to be our job? I think they have a whole
1:17:54
system. I think they drive you out there. They bring you
1:17:57
to the green. They take you back to the tee box.
1:18:00
move that green too. Like I think
1:18:02
it changes yardages. Like I think it's
1:18:04
awesome. Actual Island that they move around.
1:18:07
It's not just the tee boxes. There
1:18:10
were so many things that blew everybody's mind,
1:18:12
especially the older guys like Don and his
1:18:15
brother and everyone. Like we're looking out of
1:18:17
the window at Big Cedar, like how many
1:18:19
things that this
1:18:21
place had to do to like get the golf
1:18:23
course. Like there's these huge tunnels that they were
1:18:26
paying attention to and like all the water fixtures
1:18:28
to like get these rivers. Like they're all like
1:18:30
fake rivers and like it's there. They couldn't believe
1:18:32
all this stuff and going to the cabin the
1:18:35
first night, like getting to our cottage, which was
1:18:37
insane cottage. It was unbelievable. It was like three
1:18:39
of them right next to each other. There was
1:18:41
this big like Chevy Tahoe
1:18:43
right in the middle of a
1:18:45
pond, like floating like clearly on
1:18:48
like a glass platform,
1:18:50
but like sunken in. So like you drove
1:18:52
past and the sun was setting and I
1:18:54
was like, look at that fucking Chevy out
1:18:56
there, man. How'd they fuck? How do they
1:18:58
fucking do this? And like everyone's taking pictures
1:19:00
of this thing. We're like, holy shit, man.
1:19:02
Like everything. Oh, that
1:19:05
plays technically. They're all pretty
1:19:07
much peninsula greens, but that's not as fun to
1:19:09
say. Like, no, peninsula is not that same. It's
1:19:13
a peninsula. Yeah. I mean, I don't think it's a
1:19:15
keep me up at night. I mean, it's definitely, I
1:19:18
understand what they're saying, right? Like it is an
1:19:20
island kind of like it looks like one. You
1:19:22
got to get to it. I'm, but it's what
1:19:24
he's saying is it's not an island with by
1:19:26
definition is true. Right. We're going
1:19:28
to go. I don't think, why don't they
1:19:31
just put a little bridge on all of
1:19:33
these and just get rid of that little
1:19:35
grass peninsula part for a little bridge that
1:19:37
I like. No, no. Yeah.
1:19:39
I really like sawgrass should do that. Like
1:19:41
why is sawgrass have grass there? Just put
1:19:44
like replace that with a little bridge. Be
1:19:46
a cool ass bridge. You could build there
1:19:48
too. It's really not that long. Mm-hmm.
1:19:51
Short walk and people are
1:19:53
they nervous about losing the green. Do you start
1:19:55
to lose the green? If you
1:19:57
lose that integrity of the green. Remember we played against
1:19:59
Billy. the Horschel and they were kind of like fixing
1:20:01
the green. Remember the back part of it had like
1:20:04
a little bridge thing like a, on the edge?
1:20:06
So I don't know if that thing's hard to keep
1:20:08
in good shape. I wonder about the
1:20:10
integrity of the actual island if
1:20:12
you remove that part that's connected to the rest
1:20:14
of the land. You cut that off,
1:20:17
does that for us? It's gonna float away. Does
1:20:19
it float away? You gotta think they'd
1:20:21
be able to put something in the base of it. I don't
1:20:23
think so, I think it's pretty solid there. If it
1:20:25
just floated away, imagine that. They come out there in the
1:20:27
morning and that green is just over by the 16th green.
1:20:30
How do they get those bridges, how
1:20:32
do they get bridges to lock into
1:20:35
something? Bridges are special. Just like the
1:20:37
George Washington Bridge, or the
1:20:40
Triborough Bridge. I
1:20:42
don't know, I'd have to watch a documentary on
1:20:45
it that I'm sure exists, but isn't
1:20:47
it just cement really deep into the
1:20:49
ground? Yeah, but you'd think that it's
1:20:51
not, you're never actually finding anything solid
1:20:53
down there. No.
1:20:57
How do you officially be like, this is good
1:20:59
enough? You know, like this, that's, that
1:21:01
ain't going nowhere. Millions of people are gonna cross this
1:21:03
thing every year, we're good. You just knock
1:21:05
on it, yeah, it looks pretty good right there. That's
1:21:07
perfect. Going nowhere, it's like hanging on TV. They've
1:21:10
gotta have it down to a science at
1:21:13
this point because I think bridges have been around
1:21:15
for a long fucking time. Yeah, it's amazing
1:21:17
when you see them though. Did
1:21:19
you guys see the video of the
1:21:22
Midtown Tunnel? Had all
1:21:24
the water coming down. You show me this. That
1:21:27
is over for me. The water
1:21:29
was pouring into the Midtown Tunnel because
1:21:31
someone was doing work above it and
1:21:34
struck like a water line and
1:21:36
all the water started to rush into this
1:21:39
tunnel. People were just in traffic watching inside
1:21:41
the tunnel, underneath the river,
1:21:43
going into Manhattan. That's one of
1:21:45
the great fears of all time, right? Just
1:21:47
being stuck in that fucking tunnel when
1:21:49
that happens. It's the fear. The word
1:21:51
I would use for that is unacceptable. Yeah.
1:21:55
I was on the fuck. Oh, and
1:21:57
dude, the guy taking the video just started putting his windshield wipers.
1:22:00
like this is crazy. It's like dude,
1:22:02
you gotta get out of there now.
1:22:04
Makes me think of the Titanic, like when
1:22:07
they were just in the basement and
1:22:09
the pipes just start bursting and it's over.
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1:23:54
because our guy Nate loves the Titanic, but
1:23:56
he loves to like remember it. There's nothing,
1:23:58
he's very serious about it. laughing mattered him.
1:24:00
It's not a laughing matter in general, but
1:24:02
I'm saying he won't heal. He's like people
1:24:04
died that day. It's a insane tragedy. I
1:24:06
mean, it really is. But there was one,
1:24:08
I can't believe I forgot to send this
1:24:10
to him. He's definitely seen it. There was
1:24:12
a party, a kids party at
1:24:15
this place, and they did the Titanic
1:24:17
ride. And basically, you sat on a
1:24:19
ledge, and then the ledge would go
1:24:21
up, and it was like who can
1:24:23
stay on top without falling down to
1:24:25
the water. And all the
1:24:27
comments are like, how
1:24:30
many years have to go by for you to
1:24:32
start doing tragedies of like, you know what I
1:24:34
mean? Like, it should get really... What
1:24:36
tragedy are you thinking of, Frankie? No, I'm just
1:24:39
saying, it's just, you know what I mean? Yeah,
1:24:42
a hundred years, I guess. It's as bad as it gets.
1:24:46
And those people should
1:24:48
be put in jail. You can't joke
1:24:50
about that. No. For whatever reason, we've
1:24:52
gotten so far away from the Titanic,
1:24:54
and there's been obviously a gigantic movie
1:24:56
made about it that people, it seems
1:24:59
like people are down to poke fun
1:25:01
at it, but it's like, damn, a
1:25:03
lot of people died. The most horrible death.
1:25:06
Horrible death. Horrible. Freezing the death
1:25:08
out there. Thousands, right? Thousands. Yeah. I think
1:25:10
it's like 1,900 people, 1,500 people? 1,500. You
1:25:16
can't have a kids party being like, who can stay
1:25:18
up top? Dude, you gotta see this video. I don't
1:25:20
know if Alex has, it's really bad. It's
1:25:23
really bad. Can't, that's unacceptable. Can't do that.
1:25:25
It's unacceptable. It's not in. It's like a
1:25:28
Titanic, like survival,
1:25:30
child's birthday
1:25:32
party theme. It's
1:25:34
like as bad as it gets. It's out.
1:25:36
It's hard to say without laughing because of
1:25:38
how bad that is. Yeah, it's terrible. Nope.
1:25:41
You can't find it. What is
1:25:43
what it is? Is he gearing up for the bills tomorrow?
1:25:46
Yeah, he's gravy.
1:25:49
I'll see you guys in Hawaii. Hawaii.
1:25:52
Anything else? You guys got anything else? What else
1:25:54
has been going on this last week? I missed
1:25:56
everything. Not a ton. Too
1:25:58
much. Just kind of holding it down. holding
1:26:00
it down. Excited to get to
1:26:02
Hawaii. Play a little golf. Last plug
1:26:05
I'll give is or last couple plugs I'll give
1:26:07
here is a lot of people
1:26:09
ask me how I made those hats. I had the
1:26:11
like my own logo on a hat and I had
1:26:13
big cedar on the side. We've talked about this a
1:26:16
lot in advertisements. Imperial hats, you
1:26:18
can actually go on the website and make them
1:26:20
yourself. You pick the hat, you pick the trim,
1:26:22
you pick the height of the crown that you
1:26:24
want and then you put a logo in there
1:26:26
and you can center it and you can remove
1:26:28
the background and it's affordable and it's incredible and
1:26:30
you bake it into the price of your trip
1:26:32
like just tell everyone it's going to be whatever
1:26:34
it might be. It's going to be 30 bucks,
1:26:36
40 bucks and whatever you want to divvy it
1:26:39
up, however you want to divvy it up and
1:26:41
you have custom hats that come to you so
1:26:43
fast and they're ready for your golf court,
1:26:46
your golf trip, do this. I'm telling
1:26:48
you that is a game changer. Like having
1:26:50
a logo, having the golf course that
1:26:52
you're attending, having the year on there on
1:26:54
a hat, on a nice hat that's going
1:26:56
to fit everyone. It's like it's the
1:26:59
most comfortable hat that you can have. Do
1:27:01
that. Like I'm telling you that was a game
1:27:03
changer that and Peter Millar being able to customize
1:27:05
the logo on the Peter Millars because giving someone
1:27:07
a Peter Millar shirt is like the greatest gift
1:27:10
in golf. Like them opening that up is like
1:27:12
you'd think that it'd just be some like raggedy
1:27:14
old shirt like for a golf trip and they
1:27:16
open up Peter Millar one, they're like, they give
1:27:18
you that twinkle in their eye. Like, are you
1:27:20
kidding me? Peter Millar. Don
1:27:24
wasn't happy. I gave him team white. He's like, you guys got a
1:27:26
cool color. I was team white. Don and
1:27:28
Dan look clean. They look clean.
1:27:31
Just be happy. Clean trip. They
1:27:33
looked currently look real clean. All right.
1:27:36
Well, that's it, man. That's all I got.
1:27:38
I guess Islanders are all one
1:27:40
in one goal scoring issues.
1:27:43
Our Hawkeyes one, which was nice. Attaboy,
1:27:45
Trent. Thanks. Congrats. So
1:27:47
good after getting the doors blown off by Ohio.
1:27:49
So that was a nice win. That was good
1:27:51
in the midst of a lot of really good
1:27:53
football yesterday. That was a nice win. Yeah. And
1:27:56
then Ohio State lost. So that's what
1:27:58
it is. It's huge. All
1:28:00
right, boys. Well, safe travels. Safe travels. See you
1:28:02
tomorrow. And I'll be out through this. We'll
1:28:04
see you in Hawaii. Hit it hard. Hit it hard.
1:28:07
Hit it hard.
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