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apply. Right,

2:01

Hannah? Back me up. Yes,

2:03

we did. They canceled last minute.

2:07

Good times. So

2:09

it's a solo episode, which

2:11

means let's get right into it.

2:14

The first thing I want to

2:16

talk to you guys about is

2:19

People Magazine's Sexiest Man of the

2:22

Year. I have

2:24

to say before we get into it, I'm

2:28

pretty shocked year after year,

2:30

and I've been doing this for about four

2:32

years now. How into

2:35

finding out who

2:37

is named People's Sexiest Man of

2:39

the Year before it's announced?

2:42

You guys are into. Like you surprise me

2:44

every year. The interest does

2:47

not wane, and I'm happy

2:50

that this still excites you guys.

2:52

So first, before we get into who

2:55

I heard that it was, I want

2:57

to just again, I've said

3:00

this several times. Let

3:02

you guys know that from what

3:04

I heard, just because an actor

3:08

or musician or celebrity is popular

3:10

at the time the issue comes

3:12

out or has something to promote

3:14

or is really hot at that

3:17

moment, doesn't mean they are automatically

3:19

going to be named this title.

3:21

They have to accept. So

3:24

with that being said, all

3:26

of the men that you guys

3:30

guess year after year could

3:32

have been asked and just not

3:34

accepted. Glenn

3:37

Powell was somebody who

3:39

you guys were guessing a lot in

3:41

the Q&A yesterday. Pedro

3:43

Pascal, another person

3:45

you guys were guessing a lot. Sebastian Stan.

3:49

All of these celebrities could have been

3:51

asked and declined the title. Travis

3:54

Kelsey. Excuse

3:57

me. Could have been

3:59

asked. With

4:01

that being said, there

4:03

have been instances where I've

4:05

heard that a celebrity has

4:07

accepted, and then

4:09

at the last minute, backed out, or

4:12

something had

4:15

happened and they had to pull out. Now,

4:18

if I worked at People magazine, and

4:20

if I was part of the editorial

4:22

team that worked on this issue and

4:25

that happened, I would be furious. That

4:28

celebrity would be blackballed from

4:31

my magazine, if that was me. So

4:33

I think it'd be kind of

4:36

an interesting little game for

4:38

you guys to play and see which male

4:41

celebrities aren't featured that much in

4:43

People magazine to sort of see

4:45

who maybe this

4:51

scenario has happened with. The

4:53

celebrity who I have heard

4:55

initially was asked to

4:57

be on the cover. Now, again, let's

4:59

specify there is the sexiest man of

5:01

the year they get the cover, and

5:04

then there's a whole list of sexy

5:06

men of the year that are in

5:08

the inside of the issue. So the

5:10

person that I had heard who was

5:13

being courted, let's say, by People magazine

5:15

to be on the cover, a sexiest

5:17

man, is not the person

5:19

that was named in my DMs

5:21

by a few people. The

5:24

celebrity I heard yesterday,

5:27

just yesterday, from a

5:29

few people in my DMs that was

5:31

going to be on the cover, named

5:33

Sexiest Man of the Year, is

5:36

John Krasinski. Again, that's

5:38

not the original celebrity that I had

5:40

heard. What does that mean? That

5:43

means that any of the

5:45

aforementioned scenarios could have taken

5:48

place with the original rumor that I

5:51

had heard. They

5:53

could have backed out. It just could

5:55

have not worked out scheduling-wise. They could

5:57

have declined. any

6:00

of those scenarios could be a

6:02

possibility. John Krasinski was named as

6:04

someone who the

6:07

sources in the DM had thought was

6:09

going to be on the cover. That

6:12

being said, he

6:14

might just be someone who's named

6:16

inside the issue, like on

6:18

the list of sexiest men. So

6:21

we'll see. We'll have to wait to November

6:23

to see, but that's the name I heard. Also,

6:27

keep in mind, what I said two minutes

6:29

ago, that

6:32

could also change. Maybe he

6:34

is the cover, and

6:36

maybe he is sexiest man of the year, but

6:39

it's mid-October. I believe the issue comes

6:41

out in mid-November. Something can happen in

6:44

that timeframe. Now,

6:47

if he pulls out, will he

6:49

be blackballed from People Magazine? I

6:52

don't know, I guess we'll see. But

6:54

again, if I was the owner of

6:56

People Magazine or the editor or on

6:58

the editorial staff, and these

7:01

men pulled this shit,

7:04

I've never mentioned their name again. You

7:06

know how much money goes into these

7:08

photo shoots and time and planning? The

7:12

entitlement kills me. Let's move

7:14

on to Andrew Garfield, who will

7:16

be on Amelia de Moldenburg's very

7:19

popular show, Chicken Shop Date. Fans

7:24

of the pair will remember that

7:26

Amelia and Andrew had a little moment

7:29

on the Oscars red carpet in

7:32

2023. There

7:34

was some flirtation. Fans thought that

7:37

they saw a spark between the

7:39

pair. So at that time,

7:41

there were a lot of questions about

7:44

Andrew and Amelia. I think Andrew

7:46

was single, was known to be

7:48

single during the 2023

7:50

Oscars. So

7:52

fans were asking, are they

7:54

gonna hook up? Are they dating? What's going on?

7:57

So at the time, now remember, was

8:00

2023, I asked an insider, a

8:03

very reliable insider, if

8:06

they had heard anything about Andrew and

8:08

the chicken shop interview girl. That's

8:11

what I wrote at the

8:13

time. This person said he

8:16

thought the exchanges were cute, but I don't

8:18

think he'd ever ask her out or go

8:20

on a date with her. He's pretty shy

8:22

and kind of dates the same type of

8:24

girl. We reported on

8:27

this back in 2023. It

8:29

was in a podcast episode. If

8:32

you guys have been listening to this

8:34

podcast for over

8:37

a year, you'll remember the episode

8:39

where I had my friend Victoria.

8:42

She is from my book, Anon, please. Her

8:44

real name is not Victoria. That's the name

8:46

of the character in the book. And she

8:49

came on the podcast and did an episode

8:51

with me and she's someone who had attended

8:53

the Vanity Fair Oscar parties.

8:56

So it just kind of worked

8:58

out that she had come on after

9:01

the Oscars. And we talked about Andrew

9:04

and Amelia back then. And I

9:06

think I'd given the same piece of

9:08

intel. Now a lot can change in

9:10

a year. And we know he's single.

9:13

Dr. Kate confirmed, they are

9:15

broken up. They've been broken up for over a month. So

9:19

who knows what sparks

9:22

what kind of chemistry, what

9:25

kind of feelings emerged

9:28

during filming of their chicken

9:30

shop date, which I believe airs on

9:33

Friday. So the day

9:35

after this podcast, I'm sure

9:37

there'll be a million clips of

9:40

the interview on TikTok. I already saw

9:42

a preview. And I

9:44

mean, either these

9:46

two are playing it up, or there really

9:49

is some sort of chemistry between them. Because

9:52

even I who, you know,

9:54

never believe in any of that kind of

9:56

stuff, I think it's always just like played

9:58

up for the cameras, I was like, oh,

10:02

there's something between these two. So

10:05

stay tuned for that interview. And who

10:07

knows, maybe they went on a proper

10:10

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14:05

have an update on is Isla Fisher. If

14:08

you saw it in Sunday Spotted this

14:10

past week, there was a picture with

14:12

the caption Spotted Woody Harrelson at the

14:14

Vikings Jets game in London. The

14:17

T is that Isla Fisher was in

14:19

his posse and hiding from the jumbotron

14:21

cameras. Weird, no? Now,

14:23

someone told me that Woody and Isla are filming

14:25

a movie together or they just filmed a movie

14:27

together. So that's how

14:30

those two know each other. This person, I

14:32

don't think was implying that

14:34

she was hiding from the cameras because

14:36

she was with Woody. It

14:38

kind of made it seem to

14:40

me there was another reason. Somebody

14:44

saw the sighting and said

14:46

that apparently Isla Fisher is

14:49

dating a politician

14:51

who was friends with

14:53

Woody Harrelson. And

14:56

I think he was actually at the game

14:58

with them. So maybe that's

15:00

why she was hiding. I'm

15:03

not exactly sure. Now, Isla Fisher

15:05

is divorced from Sasha Baron Cohen.

15:08

So none of

15:10

this is shady on her part, but

15:12

allegedly she is now dating a politician.

15:16

The last bit of

15:18

intel that I want to share

15:20

is about Taylor Swift and Travis

15:23

Kelsey. Now,

15:25

before I read this DM, don't

15:28

shoot the messenger. This is just

15:31

a DM I received. I feel

15:33

like it could be interpreted in 500 different ways. It's

15:39

something that somebody overheard, as

15:42

we know from our experience of

15:45

past eavesdropping situations. Intel

15:49

that is overheard can

15:51

be misinterpreted. It happens. So

15:54

that could possibly be the case here. I'm

15:57

not sure. Again, don't.

16:00

Don't shoot the messenger. Don't

16:02

DM me your 550 theories of why

16:04

you don't think this is true or

16:08

why you think it's true. Somebody wrote

16:11

in and said, non-please was

16:13

backstage at the sphere for

16:15

the Eagles last night, caught

16:18

some chatter from the crew that

16:21

the Eagles are performing at

16:23

Taylor and Travis's wedding. I

16:27

didn't catch a date and

16:29

then they went on to say why they were backstage,

16:31

which I prefer

16:33

not to say. So,

16:38

let me tell you how I interpreted it. I

16:41

interpreted it that maybe somebody

16:44

in the crew was saying,

16:46

imagine if we play Taylor

16:48

and Travis's wedding or like

16:50

we should play Taylor and

16:53

Travis's wedding. That's how

16:55

I interpreted it. I

16:57

didn't ask this person exactly

16:59

what was said because

17:02

I feel like if they had heard something verbatim,

17:04

they would have quoted it.

17:07

It's also, I

17:09

don't think it's accurate to quote

17:11

something that you overhear unless you

17:13

are part of the conversation from

17:15

start to finish. But

17:18

it's just something to think about. So,

17:21

very cool band to have perform at your

17:24

wedding. So it could be

17:26

a possibility. Who

17:28

knows? I guess only time

17:30

will tell. Last week I did

17:33

not post a You've Got Fucking Mail

17:35

segment. So I thought that we would

17:38

have the segment live on this episode.

17:41

So let's get into some emails. Again,

17:43

as with any email that is

17:45

posted in Instagram

17:47

stories, in the newsletter, on

17:49

our website,

17:52

what have you, please

17:55

read with discernment. These

17:58

emails are not vetted. Ethan

40:00

Slater was behind the scenes at SNL

40:02

last night. He jokingly kept saying he

40:04

could jump in as stage hands. Okay,

40:08

this sounds like somebody who attended the show and

40:12

maybe saw him and heard him. We

40:15

know they're still together. So

40:17

you could check

40:19

that couple off your

40:21

list if you thought they broke up. Travis

40:23

Kelsey and Taylor Swift having a

40:26

low-key birthday dinner at JJ's restaurant

40:28

in Kansas City. This

40:30

was sent in on Sunday. It

40:34

doesn't say when this supposed birthday

40:36

dinner was. Here

40:38

we go, here's another one. Balding,

40:41

not anymore. The clinic that

40:43

I worked at until last week is having

40:46

one of their biggest clients in a couple

40:48

months performing a hair

40:51

transplant. Why are you

40:53

guys sending these fucking emails about

40:55

hair transplants? Former Spencer

40:57

Reed has a new job coming up

40:59

involving him being a scientist. And

41:07

his hairline wasn't doing it for the network. You

41:10

guys are fucking out of your minds. The fact

41:13

that you write this shit with a straight face,

41:15

the procedure starts in two months and

41:18

the recovery should take 10 months just

41:20

for filming to start. I

41:23

can't, I can't. Okay, here we go. This

41:25

married British actor spent all evening chatting

41:28

up women at a private store event

41:30

in LA. If

41:32

he was the host and he was chatting

41:35

up women, I feel like that's part of

41:37

his job as host, but they don't say.

41:39

They did tell me the

41:41

name of the store, but they told me

41:43

to blur it. So let me try to

41:45

look up this event and see if he

41:47

was just attending or if he was like

41:49

the host of the reopening of this store.

41:52

Hi, Du. I'm coming off the mini episode

41:55

of the pod and I wanted to pop in and say

41:57

something. I was recently looking

41:59

for a new job. looking at my hair

42:01

wondering why it seemed so thin and sad

42:03

in comparison to a lot of the

42:06

hair girly's. Thing is, most

42:08

people we see on screen, whether it

42:10

be TV, reality, movies, red carpets, or

42:12

whatnot, there's just so many little secrets

42:15

I have to remind myself of. While

42:17

a lot of people do wear a

42:20

full wig these days, there's also so

42:22

many hair pieces, extensions, hair powders to

42:24

fill the scalp gaps and so much

42:26

more. In the 2010s, extensions were more

42:28

of the it thing, often

42:30

poorly blended with shorter than a bob

42:33

length hair to try to mask the

42:35

breakage of constant dyeing, styling, and over

42:37

washing. They become easy to spot. I

42:39

also am curious if people are more

42:41

interested in celebs wearing wigs in the

42:43

wild versus in a movie or TV,

42:46

much like veneers, once you know how

42:48

to spot it, it becomes so easy

42:50

to go wig. If I could afford

42:52

good quality wigs for my big head,

42:54

I would 100% be a wig girl

42:56

XOXO. Okay,

43:00

I'm so glad this person sent this

43:02

in because people were offended that I

43:05

talked about wigs last week. This

43:08

person nailed it. The whole

43:10

reason that people I think are

43:13

interested in it is because it

43:15

does feed on some

43:18

people's insecurities about their hair. I

43:21

think it's comforting and relatable to

43:23

know that these quote unquote hair

43:25

girlies might

43:27

be getting some help to get their

43:29

luscious locks look the way that we

43:31

all envy and it's okay if your

43:34

hair isn't perfect. If

43:36

you want to use a wig or extensions,

43:38

it's totally fine. I don't know why it's

43:41

not discussed more. Some people were

43:43

offended by the real. Some people

43:45

were accusing me of

43:48

bringing it up for reasons that

43:50

was not my intention. I

43:53

don't think there's anything wrong with talking

43:55

about who wears wigs just like we

43:58

talk about who gets Botox, who's had

44:00

a nose job. Those are all things

44:02

that celebrities do to improve their appearance.

44:04

We shouldn't put ourselves

44:06

down because we don't feel

44:09

like we live up to these unattainable

44:12

beauty standards when they're getting help

44:14

to look the way they look. I

44:17

don't think there's anything wrong with it. And thank you

44:19

for your email. Getting wiggy with

44:21

it. That's what they entitled it.

44:24

Okay. This C list white

44:27

female comedian is known for using an Asian

44:30

alias when

44:32

staying in a hotel and this person made the

44:35

subject of this email Miss Blondie ain't funny. So

44:38

I guess they're offended by this. Here

44:40

we go. And now please Joe

44:42

Burrow leaving Boca Cincinnati via the

44:44

back exit after having dinner with

44:46

a very pretty black haired lady

44:48

and an older couple possibly his

44:50

parents. A lot taller than

44:53

you'd imagine and still rocking

44:55

the 90s boy band frosted tips

44:58

bypassing the famous red door to

45:00

avoid walking through a very full

45:02

busy restaurant. This was Monday night

45:04

October 7. So

45:07

many people asking about Joe Burrow still which is

45:10

mind boggling and then I'll get I'll

45:12

get it I'll get a DM being

45:14

like who is this Joe like why

45:16

is everyone asking about Joe Burrow the

45:19

ladies love them. Okay,

45:22

here is the last email and

45:24

in demand for an actor working

45:26

on multiple projects is desperate to

45:28

get out of one of them

45:31

due to a serious conflict with

45:33

his co star and he might

45:35

have just succeeded. Look for talk

45:38

of this highly anticipated film to

45:40

just go away. Okay, and

45:42

that is a wrap on emails

45:45

for this week. Sorry I missed you guys last week.

45:47

I was away. So I

45:49

didn't do the you've got fucking mail segment.

45:51

But there you have it. And

45:54

thanks for listening. See you next week. Thank

45:57

you so much for listening to do you

45:59

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