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0:09
Hello,
0:22
everybody, and welcome back to the Chulimannati podcast
0:25
episode 253. As
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always, I'm one of your hosts, Mike Martin,
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joined today by the Gengar and Gasly of
0:31
LA, Jesse and Alex,
0:33
thank you. Where on earth could you have
0:35
gotten that from? That is so-
0:38
Percolating in the mind, there was a pure
0:40
improv off top of my butt, don't be.
0:42
Right, right, but who is who? Who's
0:46
Gasly and who's Gengar? Yeah. No
0:48
in between. You know what? There's just the
0:50
first and the last. Yeah, who's? Yeah, I'm gonna, Alex, I'm gonna
0:52
need you to make the call on this. Oh, that's, so yeah,
0:54
who's the evolved? You're a Pokemon expert. Who's the
0:57
evolved form of the other one? That's what I'm saying.
0:59
Like, I don't, I don't, I don't know what to
1:01
do here. I think that your
1:03
mischievous nature makes you
1:05
a shoo-in for Gengar, Jesse. What
1:08
is, does Gengar do anything cool? He's one of
1:10
the most, like, viable, good, powerful Pokemon in the
1:12
middle. I don't, I don't mean viable. I mean,
1:14
like, he's gonna do anything cool. He hangs out
1:16
with Ash when Ash dies once. Yeah, he lives
1:18
inside shadows. He can, like, go inside your dreams.
1:21
It's pretty good. Right, but then what does Gasly do? Why do you want
1:23
to be Gasly so bad? He's chill.
1:26
He's kind of invisible. He's kind of just, he's kind
1:28
of low key. He keeps it low key, low energy.
1:30
Why is he better than Gengar? Less drama. Touché.
1:34
Alright, alright. Less drama. He's
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smaller, he's smaller. He's
1:39
less evolved, but he has less drama. He leaves a
1:41
simple life. Right, right, that's it, right. Less evolved doesn't
1:44
mean worse. It just means more simp. He's just a
1:46
little gassy. He's a little gassy boy. He's a little
1:48
gassy boy, just like me, when I
1:50
have some sauerkraut for lunch. I thought you were
1:52
gonna segue to Patreon from that one. I have
1:54
now. patreon.com/ShloominatiPod is the place
1:56
that you can go today. something.
2:02
You don't have to go to this website. That's the thing
2:04
that's so crazy about this. You know, we can talk
2:06
about it as much as we want. The point is,
2:08
this is how we fund it. You
2:10
still, the deal is you get to hear
2:12
this for free. We make this for you.
2:15
This is nothing but just
2:18
me letting you know that you can
2:20
go to patreon.com/ChulmanatiPod. And if you
2:22
want, if you like this, and you're like, you know
2:25
what, I have a couple extra bucks in
2:28
my budget that I want to like
2:30
put towards this to ensure that this
2:32
fine show continues to get made forever.
2:34
You know what I mean? That's all we're
2:36
saying. If you leave, that thought has occurred
2:38
to you independently, head on down. And you
2:40
know what? Good news. In return, there's
2:42
some freebies there. I'm not even going to get into
2:44
them because it's not about them. You know what I
2:47
mean? It's just about helping us out. I just want
2:49
to make sure Jesse heard that this was forever. I
2:52
don't like that forever. In forever forever,
2:55
forever forever, as long as
2:57
we can continue. And
3:00
I don't even want to think about how long
3:02
ago that song came out because that was a
3:04
long time ago, too. Forever, forever ago. Forever, ever
3:06
ago. But seriously,
3:09
guys, we just we're really
3:11
thankful for everybody who's ever supported us on
3:13
Patreon. It's really just people who like
3:15
it and want it to keep going. And that's what
3:17
it's all about. And I don't want it to get
3:19
twisted just because we give away cool stuff to people
3:21
who support us like a tote bag from PBS. You
3:23
can't see it because there's no video. But Jesse
3:26
pulled down his pants, moving the camera and is
3:28
slipping you off. So he's not appreciative. That's pure
3:30
Gengar though. That's what I'm saying. That's why I'm
3:32
true. It's Gengar activity. It is Gengar activity. But
3:35
it wasn't like here's the thing. It wasn't a
3:37
moon pulled out. It was full. It was full
3:39
dong. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't moon the camera. I
3:41
just hung dong. He on the camera. No, what's
3:43
slang for dong in the camera? Eggplant thing in
3:46
the camera. I gave the full
3:48
eggplant. Eggplant Parmesan in
3:50
the camera. He gave it a B.
3:52
He gave it a A. He gave it
3:54
the old eggplant parm. He gave
3:56
it the old eggplant parm. Damn right,
3:58
dude. I hate that.
4:00
Also, there's a Gengar, what are these called?
4:02
Squishmallows? There's a Gengar Squishmallow visible on my
4:05
webcam. That's why Mathis said Gengar. Wow, way
4:07
to ruin the mystique of the audio-only entertainment
4:09
that we have here. 47 stars. You can't
4:11
see it because there's no video because he
4:13
pulled down his pants, moved into the camera,
4:15
and is slipping you off, so he's not
4:18
appreciative. It's the only time I've ever
4:20
known where you're getting these names from. It's the only
4:22
time ever. Alright, well, I guess that's out of the
4:24
way. Should we fucking talk about the episode today? Should
4:26
we get into the topic, gentlemen? Yeah. Okay, let's talk
4:28
about it. We did a bunch of aliens, and
4:31
we did a bunch of true crime prior, and
4:33
we're gonna go back to true crime, but we're
4:36
not doing Zodiac to true crime. We're doing everybody's
4:38
favorite, the Wild West Frontier
4:40
times of when violence was
4:42
everywhere, so in order to be a
4:45
notably violent person, you had to be
4:47
extra violent to be like, oh, that
4:49
dude's bad. I feel like you've invented
4:51
a genre somehow. Like, you know, like-
4:54
I'll take credit for it for sure. Like,
4:56
when Drive came out in,
4:58
like, 2011, or whatever year it was, we
5:00
were like, oh yeah, there was like this
5:02
kind of like 80s vibe that was like
5:04
part of the 80s that's like this new
5:06
vibe, and you're like, there's like a vibe
5:08
within serial killers of these weird, unhinged, like,
5:11
almost like Paul Bunyan-style tall
5:13
tales that you like, keep like,
5:15
hitting with a bow and arrow right in the bullseye.
5:17
I don't know where you're finding them all, but- I
5:19
feel like in order to be like, a
5:22
story or known from this time, you really
5:24
had to do something fucking insane. Like, yeah,
5:26
maybe the Wild West was just straight up
5:28
that fucked up. Because people were getting shot
5:31
all the time out that time. Like, people
5:33
were dying from getting shot constantly, that wasn't
5:35
news. News was like the Kentucky Cannibal going
5:37
through, like, living through the wilderness and shooting,
5:39
like, stabbing his cousin, Little Berry Shoe, and
5:42
running off. Like, that's the insane shit. And
5:44
we're working- A giant pot of beans fell
5:46
down the side of a mountain and buried
5:48
a town and boiled beans. And that's just
5:51
now a part of the town's history, and
5:53
that's what they make the tourism money off
5:55
of nowadays. Yeah. So today we're actually going
5:57
to be talking about what is a- People
6:00
consider the very first documented
6:02
US serial killers, people
6:04
that were the serial killers that were
6:07
the first arrested, or we'll
6:09
talk about whether it was arrested, but
6:11
noted in the papers of history and
6:13
known entities at the time. We're
6:15
going to be talking about two
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Scottish immigrants from the mid 18th
6:19
century, one Mika Jah, aka Mickey,
6:23
Harp, and the other being Wily,
6:25
little, quote unquote, Harp. Mickey
6:28
and Wily will be the two that we
6:30
will... The Harp brothers? The Harp brothers, correct.
6:32
Now, it's arguable because, again, this is time,
6:35
they were brothers or cousins, we don't know.
6:38
They are often referred to as brothers,
6:40
but there is evidence that they may
6:42
be cousins, and they're coming from, again,
6:44
Scotland. They immigrated to the US from
6:46
Scotland. They were born before 1768. We
6:50
think the eldest was somewhere in the 1748, 49-ish, is when he was
6:52
likely born, due to what
6:56
we know about his age moving forward, but again, all that
6:59
stuff is... Wait, wait. Say that again? Wait,
7:01
say that one more time. What year? So,
7:03
1748. 1748 to 1749 is when the eldest was
7:05
born. He
7:09
immigrated to the US in 1768-ish. Before
7:14
the creation of the United States. Correct.
7:17
He was actually directly involved in the Revolutionary War, which
7:19
we'll be talking about. Holy shimone.
7:21
That's how fucking far back we're
7:23
reeling back. You're not saying serial
7:25
killer in the sense that, like,
7:27
it is a serial killer. They
7:29
didn't say that, but you're saying it was a
7:31
media frenzy of these guys on the loose that
7:34
were killing people over and over again that everyone
7:36
was aware of. Innocent people over and over again
7:38
of all ages, and yeah, absolutely correct. It
7:40
was in the news. They didn't call it or use the word
7:43
serial killer. Again, that word didn't come until 1960s. This
7:47
is just the first documented of people who
7:49
seemed to go around killing for the fucking
7:51
fun of it, whatever weird perversions
7:53
they got out of it. Yeah,
7:56
so Mickey and Wiley, Mickey
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and Wiley were their two names. I keep wanting
8:00
to call them little because I have it down written as
8:02
little for them there. But yeah, they were born and raised
8:04
out in Scotland, immigrated to the US somewhere in the late
8:06
1760s, early 1770s, no later than 1770. And
8:12
they were raised at a time where
8:14
having a religious fervor was commonplace at
8:16
the time. But they were
8:18
also raised to
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be unwaveringly loyal to
8:23
the British crown. They were
8:25
complete diehard, like, what do you
8:27
call monarchists, I guess you would be with the word.
8:30
Their father was a stern devout man, as
8:32
far as we know from what they would
8:34
say. And it instilled in
8:37
them what they considered a rigid moral code
8:39
and a deep seated disdain for those who
8:41
dare challenge the established order of things that
8:43
the monarchy had had a hold of for
8:45
so long at this point. So we're talking
8:48
about literally like historical ass figures at this
8:50
point. Like this is like a mindset that
8:52
is not in modern society anymore, really. Correct.
8:55
Yeah, exactly. For these guys, like
8:58
moving to the frontier ended up bringing
9:00
on a life of obviously hardship, just
9:02
trying to survive out there. There was
9:04
just a lot of wilderness. I'll
9:06
put it this way. They were big
9:09
fans of living in caves. What?
9:12
Yeah, we'll get to that. When they moved
9:14
here and we're living in the frontier instead
9:16
of... What do you mean you'll put it
9:18
this way? Staying within villages or towns, they
9:20
found themselves out in caves and enjoying... They're
9:22
like cave people? They were cavemen. Harry
9:24
Cavemen? Harry Cavemen. Harry Cavemen. Mathis,
9:27
are you... is this real?
9:29
Are you making this up? No, and we
9:31
got some quotes from the time about... You're
9:33
talking about Revolutionary War cave hobos? Yes,
9:36
we are. Absolutely, yes. Yes, 100%.
9:39
We're talking about murdering Revolutionary War
9:41
cave hobos from Scotland? That is correct,
9:43
sir. Who may be brothers and who may
9:45
be cousins? Maybe they're brother
9:48
cousins. Is it possible? Brothers? Brothers?
9:50
That's when you're both? Covers? Two.
9:53
Two. Covers under the covers,
9:56
dude. They were... Luckily though, they
9:58
were already kind of skilled on it. Skilled
10:00
hunters, fishermen, providing sustenance for themselves and whatnot
10:02
was not very difficult. They weren't like the
10:05
gold rush people who would go from cities
10:07
and go out into the wilderness and be
10:09
like, I'll find gold and be fine. And
10:11
then they don't realize how difficult it is
10:13
to survive out there and die very quickly.
10:16
Again, that's Kentucky cannibal part of that
10:18
story. So they learned to navigate the
10:20
dense forest, track wild game, read
10:23
subtle signs of nature. They really became mountain
10:25
men in a lot of ways. The Hart
10:27
brothers also learned the importance of self-reliance on
10:29
themselves and resourcefulness. With
10:32
the help of their father as kids, they
10:34
learned how to plant crops, clear land, build
10:36
shelter, mend and repair
10:38
tools, fences, care for livestock. Okay, wait
10:40
a minute. They're starting to sound cool.
10:42
Hold on. You know, sometimes really
10:45
evil people can start off sounding
10:47
cool until they take the turn. Well, I don't know
10:49
what they've done yet. Sure,
10:52
fair, fair. So far, they just seem really
10:54
self-reliant. Yeah. Their education wasn't
10:56
limited to practical skills. Their father was a
10:59
devoutly religious man, as I said. So he
11:01
also taught them to read and write, use
11:03
the Bible as their primary textbook, which again
11:05
isn't really uncommon, I think, for that time.
11:07
Where do you learn the math in there?
11:10
How do you learn? And one plus God
11:12
equals anything. Damn, dude. Dude,
11:14
God, all things are possible. That was shit. Checkmate
11:17
atheist. I see you guys have used the
11:19
Bible as your textbook as well. So
11:22
wait, so you're telling me these
11:24
guys are like, what's the Robert
11:26
Redford movie, Jeremiah Johnson? Yeah,
11:29
this is basically these guys? Who's that?
11:32
Dude, the nodding gif. The literal nod. Oh,
11:35
okay, okay. Yeah, except the 1700s unclean version of
11:37
them. Is
11:41
there any visual of these guys? I'm
11:43
envisioning some hairy motherfuckers covered in shit
11:45
with clubs. Well, lucky for you, we
11:47
actually have physical descriptions of what they
11:49
looked like. Okay, thanks
11:51
to the second governor of Kentucky,
11:53
James Garand, who issued or Garand
11:55
issued a government proclamation on April
11:58
22nd, 1799. after
12:00
a lot of the crimes that had been committed. And he
12:02
was able to, he declared a $300 reward for
12:05
their apprehension and deliverance back to Danville, Kentucky
12:08
for trial. And here's what they looked like.
12:11
Mickey was about six feet
12:13
high of robust make and is about 30
12:16
or 32 years of age. He
12:19
is an ill looking downcast countenance and
12:21
his hair is black and short, but
12:24
comes very much down to his forehead.
12:26
He is built very straight and is
12:28
full flashed in the face. When he
12:31
went away, he had a striped Nanking
12:33
coat, dark blue woolen stockings, leggings of
12:35
drab cloth and trousers of the same
12:38
coat. So that was the older brother.
12:40
He's a Walton Goggins character basically. Kind of. Yeah,
12:42
yeah. A Nanking coat, by the way, if you
12:44
need me to link you what that is. I'll
12:46
take it very old timey. You're going to be
12:48
like, Oh yeah. Okay. You new boys can describe
12:51
this to them here. I'm linking you right now.
12:53
Oh, it's a, okay. It's very posh. It's
12:56
what you think of when you think of
12:58
kind of the, um, it's like a Bridgerton.
13:00
It's like a bridge. Exactly. Alex. Yeah. Like
13:02
what you wear when you wear
13:04
suit now, except in
13:06
Bridgerton times, like
13:08
that sort of like high society sort of like
13:11
long tails. Yep. Like you almost look like a
13:13
bug kind of like, so yeah. Suit
13:15
with it that maybe you'll wear like a little top hat with
13:18
like a little, like, like the good guy
13:20
version of Jack the Ripper. Yeah. The six
13:22
foot tall mountain man of a build, like
13:25
a short black hair was wearing that coat.
13:27
Some, uh, blue wool, dark blue wool, woolen
13:29
stockings, leggings of drab cloth and trousers of
13:31
the same, of the same as the coat.
13:34
And then he'd walk his ass into a
13:36
cave. Yeah, let's do it. We'll get to
13:38
it. So you're telling me this guy looks
13:41
kind of normal for the time and let
13:43
down by this. Hold on. Is his brother
13:45
like those
13:51
two hyenas from the Lion King? Yeah.
13:53
The younger brother, Wylie Harp is very
13:56
meager. He's Wylie? He better be crazy
13:58
looking. Wily
14:00
Harp is a very meager in his
14:02
face, has short black hair but not
14:04
quite so curly as his brothers. He
14:06
looks older, though really younger, and has
14:09
likewise a downcast countenance. He had on
14:11
a coat of- Wait, what do you
14:13
mean he looks older but really younger?
14:17
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That's what
14:19
they said in a little clipping. He had a coat of
14:21
the same stuff- I thought you meant he looked older and
14:23
yet he looked younger. He had
14:25
a coat of the same stuff
14:27
as his brothers and had a
14:29
surk, a surk-hout coat over the
14:31
closed-bodied one. His stockings are dark
14:33
woolen ones and his leggings are
14:35
of drab cloth. And as I
14:37
will get you the surk-hout, surk-hout
14:40
century thing, here it is. Again,
14:42
another picture they can be like, oh yeah, okay, this is
14:44
just kind of like what every person
14:46
with some sort of mean dress. This
14:49
is basically just like the outside version
14:51
of that? Yes, correct, yeah, exactly that.
14:53
I just- for the record, for everyone
14:55
who looks up sur- sur-tout, the
14:57
image featured on the Wikipedia page appears
15:01
to be a man with a coat and
15:03
then the leggings and shoes of
15:05
the All the Single Ladies video and
15:07
it is really funny. He looks like
15:10
it's like if like Charles Dickens wrote
15:12
a story about tingling. Right. Yes.
15:17
Let me answer a question. Hold on. The description of those- of
15:19
these guys. This was at the
15:21
end of their time with us? This is
15:23
1799, the end of their criminal spree. So
15:25
this is before war has really taken in.
15:27
We're looking at 20 years
15:30
younger right now. So they're 19-20ish years old. So
15:34
there's potential that they could be cavemen and
15:36
not just like normal people. I
15:38
mean, they came from Scotland. You
15:40
mean like Neanderthals? Yeah, like I
15:42
was hyped for a bunch of
15:45
like Scottish Neanderthals like, Oh
15:47
brother, come up in the mountains with
15:49
us! You thought it was gonna be like an offshoot
15:51
early man. Yeah, well that's on an offshoot like, oh!
15:55
You thought it was gonna be like a lost tribe of men?
15:57
Come to me, you forget brother! That's what
15:59
I wanted! I'm very disappointed, to
16:01
be honest. They were chased
16:03
away by the humans of Scotland to
16:05
America, where they had to live in the
16:08
caves of the old pre-Western frontier. Six feet
16:10
tall is not like super extra tall. We
16:12
don't know how tall his little brother Wily
16:14
was. We don't know. Dude, six feet tall
16:16
and that time is pretty tall because... Yeah.
16:19
Whenever I go to New England... That's just some
16:21
TikTok propaganda. Don't let them fool you. Actually though,
16:23
is six feet tall from Scotland weird
16:26
at the time? I don't know. I don't
16:28
know, but I go to those houses that
16:30
are in Boston and in Pennsylvania, in the
16:32
little towns and they're like, the doorways, you
16:34
have to crouch under them. I
16:36
think people were... Like the oyster house that we
16:39
went and had. Yeah, the Union Oyster House, exactly.
16:41
I would say people in general were a little
16:43
smaller back then, and so being six feet tall
16:45
probably was monstrous. And because we're just
16:47
a bunch of internet clowns, we'll be corrected one way
16:49
or another on the internet. So thank you. Come get
16:52
me, dude. I'll fight. Let me know. Educate me. Not
16:54
me. Educate me. Cavemen. Scottish
16:56
cavemen. If you want to dino-topia, but
16:59
just like caveman-topia. Yes! Good
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So tensions between the colonies and the
18:38
British escalated over this time, and the
18:40
Hart brothers were exposed to the growing
18:42
animosity and violence that kind of plagued
18:44
their community. They witnessed firsthand the raids
18:46
and counter raids of burning of the
18:48
homes and the displacement of families.
18:51
More specifically, they witnessed the lynching
18:54
of both of their parents for
18:57
being sympathizers to the crown by
19:00
revolutionists. Oh my God. Okay,
19:02
that really made them double down on
19:04
like them being loyal to the crown
19:07
and all of these experiences coupled with their
19:09
own supposed rebellious nature at the time. This
19:12
would kind of lead them and put
19:14
them on a path of not only
19:16
lawlessness, but brutality. And as
19:18
the American Revolution loomed, the Harp family's
19:20
loyalist sympathies became a source of tension
19:23
and conflict with their neighbors. The brothers
19:25
caught in the crossfire of this divided,
19:27
this now divided nation and they found
19:29
themselves increasingly drawn to the again, to
19:32
the loyalist side. Their youthful exploits fueled
19:34
by a mix of rebellion,
19:36
resentment, and a twisted sense of loyalty
19:38
laid the foundation for the path that
19:40
would they would later forge. They became
19:42
notorious for their pranks, their petty thefts,
19:44
and their disregard for authority. And the
19:46
seeds of violence were sown as the
19:48
war escalated and they would soon find
19:50
an outlet for all this pent up
19:52
rage and aggression, the war itself. Yo,
19:55
someone call Lin Manuel Miranda. You
19:57
gotta get a play. Like let's make
19:59
a. rap about these guys.
20:03
As the American Revolution descended on the
20:05
colonies, the Hart brothers, already brimming with
20:07
that pent-up aggression and a twisted sense
20:09
of loyalty, eagerly joined the ranks of
20:11
loyalist militias. They found a sense of
20:13
belonging among the bands of Tories, who
20:15
shared their disdain for the Patriot cause
20:17
and their willingness to resort to violence.
20:19
And within these militias, it's the Hart
20:21
brothers quickly establish themselves as ruthless, inefficient
20:23
fighters. They reveled in the chaos
20:25
of war, embracing the opportunity to unleash
20:27
their pent-up rage on their enemies, and
20:29
their reputation for brutality grew with each
20:31
raid and skirmish they were a part
20:34
of, their names becoming synonymous with terror
20:36
and bloodshed. However, the Hart
20:38
brothers were not content to simply follow
20:40
orders. They craved autonomy and
20:42
power, and they soon began operating
20:44
independently, leading their own raids and
20:46
ambushes away from the leadership of
20:49
their militias. They developed
20:51
a reputation for their cunning and their
20:53
ability to evade capture, often disappearing into
20:55
the wilderness after their attack. So very
20:57
guerilla warfare style. What
20:59
the fuck? So
21:03
they killed their parents and they were like, we will
21:05
never forgive you and we will kill every last one
21:07
of you. And then they
21:09
dedicated their lives to being murderers.
21:12
Yes. And just killed as
21:14
many people as they could. These were simpler back then.
21:16
Like, if you wanted to be a murderer, you could,
21:18
dude. Seriously, back then, people were just getting shot. Everything,
21:21
all doors were open. That is fucking insane.
21:23
At least right now, their murderous rampage has
21:25
some sort of principled, like, direction. It was
21:27
a profession. You could make a living off
21:29
of being a murderer back in the day.
21:31
I mean, if you're in a fucking war,
21:34
you're murdering everybody. Right? Like,
21:36
remember those things called posse back then, which were, and we're going to
21:38
talk about them. I mean, that's where we
21:40
got that gone. Because we're sharp, sanctioned gangs of civilians
21:42
out to go fucking bounty hunt
21:44
criminals. It's like, you know, that's what it
21:46
just was like back then. Right, back then.
21:49
That's fucking insane. Yeah, not anymore. That's not
21:51
happening anymore, obviously. So yeah, they were already like,
21:53
we need to do our own shit. And so
21:56
away from the Tories during this time, the Hart
21:58
brothers also began to get killed. forging alliances
22:00
with the Cherokee warriors who shared
22:02
their animosity towards Patriots and their
22:04
desire to protect their ancestral lands.
22:07
So they are they're teaming up
22:09
with the Cherokee Indians. The
22:11
brothers learned from the Cherokee adopting
22:13
their tactics adapting to their way
22:15
of life. They became adept at
22:18
navigating wilderness tracking prey and utilizing
22:20
guerrilla warfare to devastating effect. What
22:22
the fuck are you talking about?
22:24
They just became like ninjas. They
22:27
literally like yeah. Fucking
22:29
insane. They became like two Batman.
22:31
Yeah, except they like the... I
22:34
guess is it like the killing? This is
22:36
the Joker. The killing version of Batman. Well, I
22:38
guess. I mean the Joker's not like learning how
22:40
to like live off the land and like do
22:43
stealth and like fucking kill
22:45
people with one touch or whatever the fuck
22:47
they're landing. Is that what they're doing out
22:49
there? Who wins? Them or Range 4 Harry?
22:52
They fight. The two of them versus Range 4 Harry. Oh,
22:54
I mean Range 4 Harry all the time every day. He
22:58
just turns around and he just turns them
23:00
into two skeletons like a fucking sentinel. Yum!
23:05
It's important to know though like they're
23:07
these guys alliance with the Cherokee this
23:10
wasn't based on like mutual respect or
23:12
shared values. It was a
23:14
marriage of convenience. A strategic partnership born
23:16
out of an animosity for a common
23:18
enemy. The brothers saw the Cherokee as
23:20
a means to an end and so
23:22
did the Cherokee to the brothers. A
23:24
way to further their own agenda of
23:26
violence and plunder. And so as
23:29
the war raged on the Harp
23:31
brothers notoriety grew. They
23:33
became known for their indiscriminate killing, their
23:36
disregard for human life, and their willingness
23:38
to betray even their allies if it
23:40
suited their end goal. They were
23:43
not motivated by patriotism or ideological
23:45
fervor but rather genuinely deep-seated
23:47
resentment and a thirst for revenge.
23:50
This is all pure revenge. It's
23:52
all personal. The war provided
23:54
them with a license to kill, a justification for
23:56
the brutal acts, and they took that license and
23:58
ran. No, I'm
24:00
not a psychologist. No?
24:03
Oh, I thought we were all licensed
24:06
psychologists here. That is really
24:08
inaccurate. I don't know where you got that
24:10
idea from. But
24:13
it's so weird to me that it's a revenge,
24:15
because how many people have they killed? And it's
24:18
like, once you, I've never
24:20
killed anybody. Nobody has been, I've never been
24:22
betrayed in the way where people kill people
24:24
I loved and I swore vengeance on them,
24:26
so maybe I don't know. I
24:30
feel like it would be out of my system after a while. You
24:32
know what I mean? I feel like after
24:34
a while, there's ulterior motives going on. Well,
24:36
yeah. I think you bring up a good
24:38
point if we look back and truly look
24:41
at these guys as serial killers, something we've
24:43
talked about a lot of the time. What
24:45
a serial killer is always looking for, for
24:47
their first kill. An excuse, a reason, an
24:49
accident that they had to kill somebody. The
24:52
Revolutionary War was an amazing excuse for them
24:55
to finally indulge in maybe things that they
24:57
were kind of pent up and wanting to
24:59
do anyway. I just love the
25:01
thought of, I would have just
25:03
been all killed out. Out? I
25:06
don't think so. I'm just saying, I don't
25:08
know about you guys, but after a few
25:11
hours, I've just been all killed out. My
25:13
parents were killed. I'm going to kill every
25:15
single person in America. What? You
25:18
violently murder them, you're not sniping them from
25:20
across the room. You're probably stabbing them or
25:22
whatever they're doing, shooting them in the face
25:24
with a bow and arrow from pretty close.
25:27
It's probably pretty visceral, probably putting a knife in
25:29
them, whatever, whatever, right? It's
25:31
not, I think if I was in their
25:33
place though, it's not the people who killed
25:35
my parents. It's the concept
25:37
of the Patriots because we were loyalists
25:40
to the crown and this group
25:43
killed my parents and so
25:45
we must stop the group. That's
25:47
how you can keep killing forever. You can just like,
25:49
I'm going to keep going because there's
25:52
always someone. This is like the plot
25:54
of pretty much half the Quentin Tarantino
25:56
movie. I'm with
25:58
you Jesse until they cross a line. Oh,
26:00
they're serial killers. I mean, I'm not saying anything they're
26:02
doing. I'm just saying from their perspective Sure,
26:05
like we're just gonna keep killing It's
26:07
it's how you end up in like an action
26:09
flick going from you kill the local guy Tonight
26:11
I gotta take down the mob boss and I've
26:14
taken down the president So that the president was
26:16
the biggest drug dealer, you know, and that's same
26:18
vibe I've just never had I've just never
26:20
had like a slow burn catharsis like like
26:24
I get need for revenge and then you And
26:28
then you're like, how do you keep that going? Like how
26:30
do you keep being that angry for
26:32
him? Never had a commando moment. You
26:34
never throw a knife at a guy and he stuck to
26:37
a wall like stick around let off You
26:42
ever said I'd like you so I kill you
26:45
last you're venting steam out of your eye Let
26:48
off some steam Yeah,
26:51
you never done that no Have
26:53
not you never said a man on fire and
26:55
been like smoking's bad fuel health I
26:58
feel like I feel like after I did extreme
27:00
violence once you're down my system. That's all I'm
27:02
saying It was really motivated by revenge. Right? Right?
27:04
I'm just I feel like I would be like
27:07
ah, I don't think I'm just capable I feel
27:09
like I'd get close and then like I'd like
27:11
pierce the skin and see blood like I
27:14
don't want to entertain whether or not like taking a
27:16
bag of coins and hit a man and said I've
27:18
knocked some sense into you Like
27:21
that no, no, no, what movie are these
27:23
quotes from their clearly Arnold Schwarzenegger? I just
27:25
don't know about that. That's just what he
27:27
does. He's like he hits you the microphone
27:30
and he's like Did you hear
27:32
that? It's like you like it just adds a
27:34
little he adds a little stank to it I
27:36
guess sadly for the brothers at least it from
27:39
their perspective The war was going
27:41
to come to a close at some
27:43
point and it did and then in
27:45
the aftermath of the Revolutionary War Left
27:47
the Harp brothers kind of adrift their
27:50
loyalist cause defeated and the reputation is ruthless
27:52
killers preceding them They were kind of left
27:54
with the worst possible side effect of like
27:57
what they did murderous traders. Yeah.
27:59
Yeah exactly. Their once familiar
28:01
homeland had become hostile territory forcing
28:03
them to seek refuge in anonymity
28:06
elsewhere. Fueled by a restless
28:08
spirit and a thirst for violence still
28:10
that had been nurtured during the war
28:12
and had not abated after the war
28:15
had ended, they embarked on a nomadic
28:17
existence drifting through the untamed wilderness of
28:19
the frontier. They roamed the rugged landscapes
28:22
of Kentucky, Tennessee, and Illinois. These are
28:24
the three states that they were active
28:26
in during this time, leaving a trail
28:29
of bloodshed and terror in their wake.
28:31
Their notoriety also wasn't just for
28:33
brutal killings, but also for their
28:36
very peculiar living habits and shall
28:38
we say, less than
28:40
stellar hygiene. So they
28:42
had a reputation. What the f- What
28:44
the fuck? These guys. They're just
28:47
like murdering ninjas that live only for
28:49
the kill and just like let all
28:51
worldly concerns fall to the side, including
28:53
their own personal hygiene. You know how
28:56
D&D players call party murder hobos? Yeah,
28:59
that's exactly what these dudes are. That's
29:02
the literal definition of who these fuckers are. They're
29:04
not the Hart brothers, they're the LARP brothers. They're
29:06
the LARP brothers. They're the LARP brothers. They're just
29:08
killing people for real. Yeah,
29:10
they weren't known for staying in five
29:12
star accommodations. They often sought refuge in
29:14
caves, sometimes makeshift shelters deep
29:16
in the wilderness, far
29:19
away from prying eyes of civilization.
29:22
Nothing cozy, no Pinterest worthy cave
29:24
dwellings. Like this, this is just
29:26
them living in a damp, dark
29:28
and probably teeming with insects and
29:30
nasty shit, bugs everywhere, caves. They
29:32
just, that's what they lived in.
29:34
Don't worry, brother. Tomorrow we will
29:36
kill. This is fine for now.
29:39
Mickey or was that Wiley? That's both of them.
29:41
They just say everything in unison to each other.
29:43
Oh, okay. Yeah, got you. At the exact same
29:45
time. Yes, brother. Yeah. Well, one calls the
29:48
other brother and the other calls the other
29:50
one cousin. Yeah. So it comes out kind
29:52
of like Cuddler brothers. Yeah, perfect. Right. Bresons
29:55
sucks, dude. And it echoes in the caves and
29:57
the bugs are like. As
30:00
for their personal hygiene again, you know hygiene
30:02
isn't like the biggest thing back then But
30:04
it was still a thing and even for
30:07
that time period their hygiene
30:09
was less than desirable Bathing
30:12
was just not on their list of
30:14
priorities and they considered themselves quote-unquote one
30:16
with nature Which in their
30:18
case meant smelling like a mix of
30:20
sweat dirt rotting blood like meat blood
30:22
and whatever unfortunate animal that they butchered
30:24
For dinner that evening what these are
30:26
not guys that you would come like
30:28
You walk in and hang out with
30:30
their stench was so legendary that it
30:32
became a part of their repute like
30:34
their infamous reputation That's like they were
30:36
like murdering and smelling like shit like
30:39
those was a hot thing Game
30:41
known for where? Some
30:44
accounts look to the caves outside of
30:46
town for two shit
30:48
smelling murderers that come visiting
30:51
in the night It's a shame. Nobody
30:53
gave them like a poop pun name
30:56
That's they should get one the sharp brother
30:58
boys think it was sharp brothers for the
31:00
rest of the episode You two need to
31:02
start pitching like murder names have to do
31:04
a poop in sharp brothers sure That's that's
31:06
that that could work. That's but
31:08
think I'm done to rap fellows the
31:10
fecal fellas the
31:13
boob rose the boob boob rose Yeah,
31:17
so the corn poo Padres
31:20
the saggy bottomed boys, all
31:22
right I
31:30
Have an image of like just a dump the
31:32
heavy diapers and the heavy diaper dudes
31:35
They're wearing those fancy coats looking like
31:37
cavemen with shit in their pants Amazing
31:39
it's pulling their underwear down so that it makes like
31:42
a loop like behind their butt So you can like
31:44
see their butt crack still because there's so much poop
31:46
in the diaper. Yeah I According
31:54
to some accounts they kill people
31:57
and they smell like shit literally
32:00
I told you I love these stories. That
32:02
fucking sucks. It sucks
32:04
so bad. Oh, God. Um,
32:07
there's some accounts claim that their
32:09
odor was so pungent that it
32:11
could be detected from a considerable
32:13
distance. It was almost a warning
32:15
for potential victims of their approach. They
32:18
know we damage. Rumors in villages about how to know
32:20
if these killers are coming, you can smell them if
32:22
you smell something nasty. Get away. They're on their way.
32:24
They're coming. Imagine telling kids, baby, if you smell that
32:27
shit, if you smell that shit, just come running. Because
32:29
that's the Boo Boo Boys. That's the saggy
32:32
bottom brothers. It's kind of
32:34
like in a horror movie where the fog
32:36
rolls in, except it's ass stink. And
32:38
it's just like, what's about to happen when the music
32:40
starts? It's not the wild hunt
32:42
at point seven. Oh, dude, the mist, except
32:45
it's them. Yeah,
32:47
it's the stink lines coming from their butt.
32:50
Instead of black and white, it's sepia. A
32:56
few others claim
32:59
that they believe that this was a deliberate
33:01
tactic that they used to intimidate
33:03
and disorient their prey. Absolutely not.
33:06
There are others at the time, they're like, no, they
33:08
do it on purpose. I'm like, we're actually quite hygienic,
33:10
honestly, we are. But before we go out on a
33:12
hunt, we just smear poop and meat and blood all
33:14
over ourselves and wait for it to go rotten so
33:16
that the children know to run home before they get
33:18
sick. So they can
33:20
hide from the predator, who we all know
33:23
has been there the entire time. He's right
33:25
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35:02
actually have a couple of quotes pulled from
35:04
some newspapers back in that time. A local
35:06
settler recounting an encounter that he supposedly had
35:08
with the brothers in a Kentucky Tavern reportedly
35:11
exclaimed, the very air turned
35:14
foul as they entered like a carnal house
35:16
had opened its doors. That
35:20
how you say it, is it carnal house or charnel? Were
35:22
they welcome in these places? Yeah,
35:26
because there was no evidence that they were them
35:28
really. No, but I mean, if I'm
35:30
the proprietor of an establishment that sells
35:32
ale this time, and a bunch
35:35
of stank brothers roll in, and everyone else there
35:37
is like, whoa, can't I just be like, sirs,
35:39
you need to leave. Y'all are stinking up my
35:41
customers. I imagine he could. And frankly, I ain't
35:43
gonna have it. I imagine he could if it
35:45
was driving business away, but you're also at a
35:47
time where they might fight you because of it.
35:49
Yeah. Or maybe he knows that
35:52
they're the shit smelling murderers that
35:54
are content around these parts. The
35:56
Dookie brothers? Yeah, the Doon-Tillers. The
35:58
Doon-Tillers, yeah. The Cacaw Killers,
36:02
a traveler who crossed paths with the Harps
36:04
on a wilderness trail once described their scent
36:06
as, quote, a noxious cloud that cloned to
36:09
them like a shroud, warning all who approached
36:11
to keep their distance. The shit boys. And
36:13
then one newspaper article from the time reporting
36:15
on their capture described their appearance as, quote,
36:18
filthy and unkempt, their bodies reeking of a
36:20
stench that could only be born of weeks,
36:22
if not months without bathing. Weeks
36:25
if not months. Hold on,
36:27
hold on now. Are
36:30
they still fancy suited at this point or
36:32
are they cavemen now? Well, I imagine they're
36:34
wearing their fancy clothes, but they're living in
36:36
caves, so it's getting deteriorated. And they're probably,
36:38
but they're murdering. Are they hairy? No, their
36:40
hair is cut short. They probably look like
36:42
fucking ghost butlers from a fucking haunted mansion
36:44
or some shit. So they have, remember they're
36:46
taking the things that they are from their
36:48
victims, so they're always going to have new
36:50
clothes that they just keep murdering. And
36:53
they probably cut their own hair. I imagine they
36:55
probably just cut their own hair. This is disappointing.
36:57
Now it's disappointing? They're going to stink. They're going
36:59
to stink a poo. I want them to be
37:01
full off like. You wanted like Rognak and Lagnar,
37:03
the two cavemen. You know, they
37:05
have a big club. They drag along behind them. I
37:08
prefer the image of these faux like
37:10
aristocrats living in a fucking cave, murdered
37:12
and murdering a cake with blood. I
37:14
expect aristocrats to kill. I'm not worried
37:16
about like that. I expect aristocrat
37:19
murderers. That's a trope. I
37:22
want cavemen, American cavemen.
37:25
That's what I'm here for. I hate that they
37:27
smell like shit. You're still on it. You're still
37:29
on it. I hate that they smell like shit.
37:31
Yeah, that's so that's so I would hate to
37:33
be killed by somebody who smelled like shit. I
37:36
would hate to be like murdered by the guy that I
37:38
was just thinking about how much he smelled like shit. That
37:41
sucks. Oh,
37:43
that guy smells like shit. Oh, he's stabbing
37:45
me. Oh, it smells like shit. That's
37:48
going to get infected, dude. Oh, no.
37:50
Yeah, that's a huge concern back then.
37:52
Rather than caves, these guys also, in
37:55
addition to them, would construct makeshift shelters
37:57
in the wilderness. These could range from
38:00
simple lean-to's to crude log cabins depending
38:02
on the availability of materials and the
38:04
length of their stay. These
38:06
shelters were often hastily built and abandoned as they
38:08
kept them moving from village or
38:10
town to town. And then
38:12
one of the most notorious locations associated with
38:14
the Harp brothers is Cave in Rock, a
38:17
natural cave formation along the Ohio River in
38:19
Illinois. This cave was known as a haven
38:21
for outlaws and river pirates, but
38:23
in the Harps are believed to have
38:25
sought refuge there for a time. However,
38:27
their stay was short-lived due to their
38:29
increasingly violent behavior, even by outlaw standards.
38:59
Moving past the Revolutionary War, looking to what
39:01
their first quote-unquote serial killing would be, it's
39:04
kind of hard to figure out what
39:06
the details of it were because early
39:09
crimes back then are now a mix
39:11
of fact, folklore, and speculation. However, it
39:13
is documented, and we do have their
39:16
first documented murder occurring in 1797 near
39:18
Knoxville, Tennessee. This year, the Harp brothers
39:25
were found themselves in a precarious situation.
39:27
They had settled near Knoxville, Tennessee, attempting
39:30
to blend in with the local community. This
39:32
is kind of what they did. They'd go
39:34
to a new area. Unfortunately, they smelled like
39:36
shit, and so everybody knew who they were
39:38
right away. However,
39:41
their true natures as thieves and murderers
39:43
would begin to surface over time. So
39:45
they're like cuckoo birds. Yes,
39:48
yes, like cuckoo birds. Accusations
39:50
of stolen pigs and horses circulated through
39:53
the town, casting a shadow of suspicion
39:55
of the two newcomers who didn't stay
39:57
in town but came into town
39:59
often. Their reputation as troublemakers would
40:01
grow over time with each whispered rumor,
40:03
and the locals once welcoming now began
40:05
eyeing them with caution and distrust. The
40:08
Hart brothers, sensing the changing tide of
40:10
public opinion, decided it was time to
40:12
make a hasty departure. They packed their
40:14
meager belongings, gathered their stolen livestock, and
40:16
slipped away under the cover of darkness.
40:18
They left behind a trail of fear,
40:21
but their names forever were tainted in the
40:23
eyes of the Noxville community. However,
40:25
their departure did not go unnoticed. Soon
40:28
after, the body of a local man
40:30
named Johnson was discovered in a nearby
40:32
river. The gruesome scene that
40:35
greeted the townspeople was chilling. Johnson's
40:37
body was found floating in the river, covered
40:39
in piss, a sign of the brothers' utter
40:43
contempt for their victim. His chest
40:45
had been savagely cut open, and they
40:47
filled his torso with stones. It
40:51
was an attempt to weigh the body down
40:53
into the river, and a
40:55
half-assed attempt to conceal their crime. This,
40:58
cutting open a body and filling it with stones,
41:00
became kind of their go-to move. This
41:03
was almost always done with their victims moving forward.
41:05
How do they know they peed on it, if
41:07
it's in a river? Don't, I don't. That's just
41:09
what they said. I don't know, this is the
41:11
newspaper. I'll ask them 200 years. It's
41:15
a pee-soaked, so they're MO after all
41:17
this, so they smell like shit. They
41:20
fucking live in caves. They
41:22
fucking steal everything that they want to
41:25
own. They just take
41:27
what they want from dead bodies like they're
41:29
playing Fallout. And then they, when
41:32
they're all done, they take the
41:34
body, chop it open, put
41:36
a bunch of rocks inside and piss on it.
41:39
And they just did this for years? For
41:41
about two to three years, they got away with it, yeah.
41:47
What kind of numbers are we talking about? We'll
41:50
get to it. Sweet Jesus. We'll get
41:52
to it. The gruesome act of desecration
41:54
became their hallmark, kind of like their
41:57
calling card of their murder spree. the
42:00
same method of corpse disposal, filling the bodies
42:02
of their victims with stones and dumping them
42:04
in rivers or lakes in a vain attempt
42:06
to conceal their crimes was their go-to and
42:09
it almost never worked. Like, they literally felt
42:11
like they kind of- Calling that corpse disposal
42:13
is like me saying I ate
42:15
a pizza and then I just threw it around
42:17
my kitchen onto the walls of the kitchen. Yeah,
42:19
yeah, yeah, that's appropriate. The discovery
42:22
of Johnson's body clearly confirmed the worst
42:24
fears of the Knoxville community. The Hart
42:26
brothers were not just thieves, they were
42:28
killers. Their hasty departure- They were pissing
42:30
rock-filling fools. Rock-filling poop-fants-filling idiots.
42:32
Their hasty departure now seemed
42:35
less like an act of
42:37
self-preservation and more like a
42:39
cowardly escape from justice. With
42:41
the law hot on their heels now
42:43
and the stench of suspicion clinging to
42:45
them, the Hart brothers fled northward, seeking
42:47
refuge in the rugged wilderness of Kentucky.
42:50
They followed the well-worn path of the
42:52
wilderness road, a treacherous route carved through
42:54
the Cumberland Gap where danger lurked around
42:56
every bend. Their first victim in
42:58
this new territory was a hapless peddler by
43:00
the name of Peyton. The brothers,
43:02
ever opportunistic and driven by an
43:05
insatiable greed, saw an easy target
43:07
in the lone traveler. They've ambushed
43:09
him, sealing his horse in whatever valuables he
43:11
carried, and Peyton's life was snuffed out, his
43:13
body left to rot in the unforgiving wilderness-
43:17
nothing more than a quiet testament to the
43:19
harp's growing depravity. Yeah, so this
43:21
is poor fucking Peyton, just like they saw
43:23
him and that was all. They're just like, let's
43:25
take all this shit and kill him, which is
43:27
something that Boone Helm did, the Kentucky Cat-Cannibal, multiple
43:30
times of this, like these traitors that he'd saw.
43:32
He'd like either work his way into their camp
43:34
or jump him at night just to take whatever
43:36
he could and then also take pieces
43:38
of his body to eat. They didn't take any of his body.
43:40
They just took whatever he had on him. Their
43:43
bloodlust was now unleashed. This was difficult for
43:45
them to contain, or at least they didn't
43:47
even bother attempting to, because in December of
43:49
that same year, they encountered two travelers from
43:52
Maryland, their journey cut short By the
43:54
harp's merciless blades. The Brothers left no
43:56
witnesses, their victims remained hidden in the
43:58
vast wilderness. And
44:00
their fates unknown to their loved ones
44:03
for a very long time. Their next
44:05
victim, a man named John Langford, met
44:07
a similar fate. He was traveling from
44:09
Virginia to Kentucky unaware of the danger
44:12
lurking in the shadows and the harper
44:14
drawn to his vulnerability like vultures to
44:16
carry and ambushed him ceiling his possessions
44:18
and leaving his lifeless body as a
44:21
grim warning to others who dared venture
44:23
into their territory as he had multiple
44:25
fine cause fill saw that during this
44:27
time period anyone goes anywhere alone. Me:
44:30
To my thought of like really everyone
44:32
is trying to kill you have people
44:34
just walk around thirty one as you're
44:36
alone. Dylan made us rather kill you.
44:38
The fact me like I guess I'll
44:40
go take my was Kentucky might do
44:42
to die out there and by yourself.
44:44
I. Barely want to go out by
44:47
myself now it's ice like the batteries.
44:49
I don't want to walk out of
44:51
my house on for alone and them
44:53
walk like a hundred miles or something.
44:55
Twenty miles in over the course of
44:57
months we see three victims already. Enough
45:00
to really fast for serial killers who
45:02
had just started serial killing. but again
45:04
I think the war was them actually
45:06
starting ended it Rumors and whispers spread
45:08
to the nearby areas Quickly a local
45:11
innkeeper recognizing the heart some descriptions given
45:13
by other travelers alerted the authorities. That
45:15
they were actually nearby has never. These guys
45:17
were trying to come into town. Still, every
45:19
like mingle with society and go to the
45:21
fucking tavern sticking out like sore thumbs and
45:23
smelling like as the entire time. The.
45:26
Brothers their trail of blood going longer.
45:28
Were pursued by a posse of determined
45:30
lost an. Arm. And a I
45:32
mean passing the literal sense that
45:34
policies were formed sanctioned by by
45:36
the sheriff. And. Off they
45:38
went, And in a rare moment of
45:41
misfortune, the hearts were captured. same absolutely
45:43
imprisoned at this time. In. It's
45:45
in the State prison at Danville, Kentucky, so
45:47
they actually were caught by the policy. But.
45:50
Their incarceration was incredibly short
45:52
lived. They. Were incredibly conning and
45:54
resourceful and we don't know the details but
45:56
we know that they escaped Smith the bad
45:59
had to be like a nice to have
46:01
a very the all disturbing other prisoners ever
46:03
been around them double the guard passed out
46:05
from the stank they grabbed the kill your
46:08
on the sewers no one to tell the
46:10
difference in this was the authorities just humiliated
46:12
and zone and we don't know. I couldn't
46:14
find details anyways exactly how this guy escaped
46:17
Cider know. Arm. And in
46:19
a final act of defiance and vengeance
46:21
The Heart sought out a family who
46:23
is aided the authorities and were one
46:25
of the main reasons they they were
46:27
captured in the first place in Wouldn't
46:29
they Do as Vengeance but brutally murdered
46:31
the young son of the family, mutilate
46:33
his body in a grotesque display of
46:35
crude or cruelty and an. Antibody
46:37
open, fill it with stones
46:39
and toss it in a
46:41
nearby river are stored securely
46:43
for Vengeance. We.
46:46
Move Mountains Or seventeen Ninety
46:48
Nine. The. Use of a D. Ninety
46:50
nine dawned for the heart brothers who were moving
46:53
from town to town still doing in St. Louis
46:55
distilling. The. News was toying around their
46:57
necks though because they you can only go
46:59
so far before the rumors spreading are everywhere
47:01
now and unless you slowly move way out
47:03
west which there's nothing at the time out
47:06
that way or closer to civilization, people already
47:08
know you like there was no escape year
47:10
there was really know where these guys could
47:12
go. They couldn't jump on a train, there
47:14
was no plane they put themselves in. kind
47:17
of cornered themselves. And this
47:19
was at the time is of the time
47:21
of the got a Kentucky Gov place, the
47:23
three hundred dollar bounty on each of their
47:25
head theater dollars and seventeen ninety nine money
47:27
ah Wage Seventy and the suppression of. Ah,
47:30
three hundred dollars in modern at
47:32
around seventy six hundred bucks. bucks
47:34
in today's are sort of money
47:36
sewn onto the currency so almost
47:39
caused a grant a a decent
47:41
amount of on factoring in inflation.
47:43
Best the difference. And oh
47:45
yes, that's true. Yeah, Ah, this
47:47
was again for everybody, but then not
47:50
a huge sums of no small smith.
47:52
Some this is enough to entice even
47:54
the most hesitant bounty hunters to pursue
47:56
these guys because they were just that.
47:58
Wanted. To. Harm. Realizing the gravity
48:00
the situation did with they always it
48:02
and sled northwards deeper into the wilderness
48:04
and their flight was marked by continued
48:07
spree of violence as a desperately sought
48:09
to evade capture. still looking help himself
48:11
would just kill along the way. Ah
48:13
along the way they encountered to
48:15
man named Edmonton in Stump Which
48:17
I fucking love. What are those?
48:19
First name? Edmonton and Stump? Ah
48:21
are they first names? I don't
48:23
know. Stump is I think Edmonton.
48:25
I love Stomp Do Edmunds. It
48:27
is almost better than Stone By
48:29
Love Stomp. Yeah I'd it's like is
48:32
that a good of little Bear suit but
48:34
the two together I feel did have like
48:36
a pretty successful business in the seventeen hundreds
48:38
edmonton stump whenever they do. Feel like
48:40
they would be successful? These guys unfortunately where
48:42
the next victims. The Harps with a trademark
48:44
brutality left no witnesses and no trace of
48:46
their crime save for the lifeless bodies strewn
48:49
long their path. As. They considered
48:51
moving north being and they neared the mouth
48:53
of the Seine River in Southern Illinois. Their
48:55
blood lust remained unseen. It. They. Stumbled
48:57
upon a campus three unsuspecting travelers,
48:59
their lives abruptly extinguished by the
49:01
her brother's ruthless blades it was a
49:04
senseless act of violence against dripping by
49:06
seemingly insatiable thirst for blood and nothing
49:08
more. Their. Relentless pursuit of anonymity
49:11
and safety lead them to cave in
49:13
rock, a natural cab, or a national
49:15
cavern. Nestled in the bluff overlooking the
49:17
Ohio River is notorious I. that was
49:19
a haven for river pirates and out
49:21
was like I said including the infamous
49:23
Samuel Mason, a ruthless gang leader who
49:25
ruled the waterways with an iron fist.
49:27
Time. The hearts drawn to the
49:29
caves reputation as a sanctuary for criminals sought
49:31
refuge there are within the depths. However,
49:34
There respite was short lived a posse hop
49:36
in their trail have followed them to the
49:38
edge of the Ohio River, in their pursuit
49:40
halted only by the vast expanse of water that
49:42
separate them from their quarry. The
49:44
Heart Brothers found themselves trapped their backs against
49:47
the wall in the river. Once a symbol
49:49
of freedom and escape have become a barrier,
49:51
cutting them off from potential allies and escape
49:53
routes. Their fate it seemed was sealed. They.
49:56
Were cornered. The days of terror numbered in. The
49:58
question was know if they would be com. What?
50:00
Will buying or but when in by
50:02
whom. In. The Summer this summer. Seventeen
50:04
Ninety Nine, their reign of terror was coming
50:06
to a close now pinned against the corner.
50:08
With that with the river now I'm giving
50:10
them are the boundaries of as the posse
50:13
could not cross the river to get to
50:15
them and they were not of they couldn't
50:17
cross the river because they'd get caught. It
50:19
all would reach it's climax on August Twenty
50:21
Fourth, Seventeen Ninety Nine. The. Posse hardly
50:23
a harp seals a quarter them. As
50:25
they were preparing to claim another victim
50:27
they snuck out in it and to
50:29
get away but the party salt. Lake.
50:32
He they had cornered a settler by the name of
50:34
George Smith. Called. Upon to surrender,
50:36
the outlaws instead chose to make a
50:38
desperate run for freedom. Liquidate. they went
50:40
out. And course I did hot out
50:42
either like they're like hell no. Butch
50:45
Cassidy, the Sundance Kid throughout. exactly. I'm.
50:47
So. Mickey. However, sides I
50:49
ran movie wasn't very lucky.
50:52
A well, a shot from a man
50:54
by the name of Lifers rifle struck
50:56
Mighty Mickey in the in the legs
50:58
and back, bringing him crashing off of
51:00
his horse and he had jumps on
51:02
to run off. In the
51:04
ensuing scuffle, labor. Or
51:06
tackled him, subdued him. Ah, and
51:08
then with a swift blow from
51:10
his tomahawk, put him down. So.
51:13
He's the and like for had a
51:15
tomahawk and whacked mighty a mic. I
51:17
just took him straight up out. like
51:19
getting started bleeding out. He wasn't fully
51:21
dead and as he was being held
51:24
down he learned from Mighty some of
51:26
the atrocities that they actually committed. First
51:28
and foremost, He counted about
51:30
twenty victims there in about the two
51:32
of them and killed twenty innocent people
51:35
over the years of they were. Feeling.
51:38
Essentially in one of the biggest stories
51:40
and was the worst ones is actually
51:43
the line where I'm like okay it
51:45
was more than vengeance and petty vengeance.
51:47
These guys were. Monsters. obviously
51:49
attacking people on the trail randomly is evil
51:51
and all se but if they were truly
51:54
like i'll never give up my loyalty fuck
51:56
every are you know problem as to who
51:58
think they're a separate countries Maybe you can
52:00
kind of see like what they were doing.
52:02
But the story goes that in the summer
52:05
of 1798, the year prior to them getting
52:07
caught, the
52:10
Harp brothers fell into
52:12
a family that would change their lives
52:14
forever. They were still murdering
52:16
like absolute insane people and their
52:18
victims this time around were nothing
52:20
but farmers. A farmer named Bradbury,
52:22
a man named Harden and a
52:24
young boy named Coffee whose
52:27
lives were snuffed out. Coffee, but C-O-F-F-E-Y.
52:33
Okay. Yeah. Alrighty. Because
52:35
that's yeah. We can say nothing. We can
52:37
say I'm just r slash
52:40
tragedy. Trust me. We have nothing
52:42
to say. What? Yeah, that's cool. What is
52:44
that? You right. That's like this subreddit. Yeah,
52:46
subreddit with bad names that people name like
52:48
random shit. Yeah. Yeah. That's wild.
52:51
After killing the farmers, they lived in the
52:53
house for a while and it's important to
52:55
know that my my Mickey
52:57
and Wiley both had wives
53:00
and a child. Mickey.
53:03
Mickey had a child specifically. They got married.
53:05
What do you mean they had wives? Like
53:08
where were the wives with them following
53:10
them around literally following them around as
53:12
they're moving from town to town because
53:15
they were. Remember people they
53:17
were again going back to Belle star. There
53:19
were people who were married to the criminals
53:21
that weren't actually criminals, but they lived off
53:23
the lifestyle that provided them and
53:25
they were rotten while they were murdering. People the
53:28
wives were not there for the murders. They were
53:30
just being brought back all of the stuff that
53:32
they got off of their hanging out in the
53:34
cave chilling. Yeah, doing you know, thinking that they're
53:36
living a typical outlaw wife,
53:39
wife, wife, lifestyle. Yeah, it's fucking
53:41
crazy, but they didn't know
53:43
really until later on exactly what
53:45
was going on. But one
53:48
particular day Mickey's daughter,
53:50
infant daughter was crying.
53:53
And so to shut her up, Mickey
53:55
walked over, grabbed his daughter, took her
53:57
outside and smashed her head into a
53:59
tree. until she died. Damn.
54:02
The wife had no idea and actually
54:04
complimented him for actually getting the daughter
54:06
to quiet up before learning what actually
54:08
happened but she did not leave him.
54:10
What the fuck? He then did that
54:12
again to another family that
54:14
they murdered to their infant boy because
54:17
it was annoying him that he was
54:19
crying so he took him outside and
54:21
smashed his head into a tree until
54:23
he died. Like this is the
54:25
shit where I'm like, oh no, you're just fucking
54:28
serial killers. You're not. There is
54:30
no quote unquote vengeance or principle
54:32
here. You're just monsters. The
54:35
rage completely overtook
54:37
them. As
54:40
he's lying there, dying out, admitting
54:43
to countless atrocities, he is
54:46
life bleeding out. Leiper slowly
54:48
then takes the tomahawk
54:51
and slowly severs Harp's head
54:54
from his body. The decapitated
54:57
head was then taken as a grotesque trophy
55:00
which was later displayed on a pole, maybe
55:02
a tree in some stories that we're not
55:04
entirely certain if it was a pole or
55:06
a tree, but it was put
55:08
up at a crossroads near the Stiegel cabin
55:10
which is where the baby killing all fucking
55:12
happened. This grim monument, a chilling
55:14
reminder to Harp's reign of terror, came
55:17
known as Harp's Head or Harp's Head
55:19
Road, a name that still
55:21
echoes through the annals of Webster County's history,
55:23
serving as a chilling reminder of the dark
55:25
deeds done that once transpired there. But his
55:27
younger brother got away. In
55:30
the chaos of Mickey getting caught, Wylie
55:32
Harp, ever the cunning survivor managed to
55:35
slip through the posses fingers and vanished
55:37
into the wilderness. He eventually found
55:39
his way to cave in rock
55:41
again, that notorious hideout where
55:44
he rejoined the infamous Mason gang
55:46
led by Samuel Mason and four
55:48
years would pass in a twist
55:51
of fate before Wylie Harp found
55:53
himself captured alongside the rest of
55:55
the Mason gang. However, his
55:57
cunning and resourcefulness once again came to an end.
56:00
to his age because he wasn't
56:02
known by Wiley Harp anymore. He had
56:04
taken on an alias. John Sutton or
56:06
John Sutton, we're not entirely sure, it's
56:08
just the change of one letter. And
56:10
he successfully evaded recognition and escaped the
56:13
clutches of the law alongside Samuel Mason
56:15
himself. Because there was no photography and
56:17
no way to like verify who he
56:19
was, you'd just be like, that's not
56:21
me. I mean, the way they described
56:23
him in the description earlier, that could
56:26
be any number of people at the
56:28
time. I'm picturing that kid from
56:30
the Johnny Depp Sleepy Hollow movie. I don't know
56:32
why. That's where my, like when you said it,
56:34
that's where my head went right away. However, getting
56:37
out was again short lived for him.
56:39
Their freedom was once
56:42
again thrown into chaos. Mason was eventually
56:44
shot, though the exact circumstances of his
56:46
demise remain kind of shrouded in historical
56:48
mystery. We don't really know what got
56:50
him. But undeterred by the
56:52
setback of losing the gang leader, Wiley
56:54
Harp, accompanied by fellow gang member Peter
56:56
Alston, who masqueraded under the name of
56:59
James May, concocted a daring plan.
57:01
They sought to claim the bounty on
57:03
Samuel Mason's head, presenting his severed head
57:05
as proof of their deed. However, their
57:08
scheme unraveled when a perceptive Kentuckian recognized
57:10
Harp and Alston as wanted outlaws. They
57:12
were trying to expand the death of
57:15
their leader and be like, hey, hang on. Maybe
57:17
we can make bank off the fact that he's dead.
57:19
And people immediately recognized who
57:22
they were. The two of
57:24
them were swiftly apprehended because they did try.
57:26
They walked into town and tried and then
57:28
they were just arrested because they're like, the
57:31
fucking audacity of
57:34
that. That's like computer thinking.
57:36
They just immediately
57:38
like moved to the next like angle right
57:41
away without even thinking. So they walked
57:43
into town like we're going to go claim
57:45
this bounty and we're fucking instantly arrested. Good
57:47
lord. But
57:50
their knack for escape had not
57:52
deserted them yet. They managed to
57:54
break free from custody again, getting
57:56
away for mere days before they
57:59
were recaptured. again. This
58:01
time, however, their luck had
58:03
finally fucking run out. They
58:05
were tried, convicted and sentenced
58:08
to death by hanging in
58:10
January of 1804, Wiley Harp
58:12
and Peter Alston met their grim fate at
58:14
the end of a rope. Their severed
58:16
heads, much like his brother, a chilling
58:18
testament to their criminal lives, were impaled
58:21
on stakes along Natchez's traits. And
58:24
no, serving as another warning to
58:26
any who dared try to follow
58:28
in their bloody footsteps. And they
58:30
still smelled like shit even
58:32
then. The
58:34
two, I mean, as the dust settled on
58:37
their reign of terror, the women that they
58:39
had entangled in their lives found themselves on
58:41
unexpected paths to redemption, actually. Three
58:43
from the clutches of their captors, because that's what they would
58:45
go on to say, is that they were kind of just
58:47
kept there as prisoners at that point. There's nothing they could
58:50
do. Sally Rice Harp,
58:52
Susan Wood and Betsy Roberts,
58:54
with an alias also known
58:56
as Maria Davidson, were apprehended and
58:58
brought to Russellville, Kentucky courthouse.
59:01
However, their innocence was evident and they
59:03
were soon released, their past lives as
59:05
unwilling companions to the outlaws, seemingly forgiven.
59:08
Sally, wife to the infamous Wiley, fought solace
59:10
and refuge in her father's home in Knoxville,
59:13
Tennessee. The shadows of her past marriage
59:15
seemed to fade as she rebuilt her life within the
59:17
familiar embrace of a family. Susan Wood,
59:19
once a captive of the Harp brothers
59:21
grim world, found love again. She remarried
59:24
and settled in Tennessee where she raised
59:26
a family and eventually passed away, her
59:28
daughter later venturing to the vast expanse
59:31
of Texas. Then Betsy Roberts, aka Maria
59:33
Davidson, embarked
59:35
on a new chapter in her life
59:37
afterward. She married John Houghstuttler on
59:40
September 27, 1803. Together he lived
59:43
his tenants on Colonel Butler's plantation.
59:46
Houghstuttler and Butler? Yeah. Houghstuttler
59:49
lived on the Butler plantation? He did.
59:51
Houghstuttler lived on the Butler plantation. Love
59:53
that. Their lives took them to Hamilton
59:55
County, Illinois in 1828 where they raised
59:57
a large family and their legacy going
1:00:00
through generations until they passed in the
1:00:02
1860s. And in
1:00:04
a weird twist of fate, Sally Rice,
1:00:06
who had also remarried, crossed paths with
1:00:08
Betsy Roberts once more in the future.
1:00:11
In 1820, Sally and her husband, along with
1:00:13
her father, journeyed to their new home in Illinois,
1:00:15
their route taking them across the cave in
1:00:17
Rock Ferry, a place where Betsy Roberts and
1:00:19
her family had once resided. The encounter
1:00:21
must have been a poignant reminder for them, I imagine,
1:00:23
just like kind of coming together again. But
1:00:26
they just like crossed paths, said their hellos, and
1:00:28
then went on with their lives, and
1:00:30
then never saw each other again after that. And on
1:00:33
that, the happy ending of the wives of
1:00:36
these criminals, and the justice
1:00:38
finally getting to the two Harp brothers. That seems
1:00:40
like a lot of years, doesn't it? It
1:00:43
is, yeah. So they were probably, I imagine,
1:00:45
they were probably in their late
1:00:47
teens, maybe, when they were taken by the boys. And
1:00:49
they were like 40 or 30? 30s,
1:00:52
probably, somewhere in there, yeah, yeah. Because you said they
1:00:54
were born in 18, or 1744, 1739? They
1:00:58
were born in the late 1740s, somewhere on there, yeah.
1:01:01
And then these wives lived all the way to 1860? One
1:01:05
of them lived to the 1860s. Yes, that
1:01:07
is amazing, still, that's amazing. That's a long
1:01:09
time. I didn't look into them three, their
1:01:11
specific histories, along with the story, I feel
1:01:14
like, you know, I'm curious
1:01:16
what it is, but yeah. That ends the
1:01:18
story of what is documented to
1:01:20
be what people consider the US's very
1:01:22
first serial killer. So the body count
1:01:25
of at least somewhere around 20. That
1:01:27
is frickin' insane, 20 people. I
1:01:30
thought it was crazy too, but again, it's crazy
1:01:32
just because of how crazy they had to be
1:01:34
to be considered crazy at the time. And they
1:01:37
smelled like ass the whole time, which is just
1:01:39
like a bar. I hate that they smelled like
1:01:41
shit and they murdered people and they filled them
1:01:43
with rocks and pissed on them. Yeah, so fuckin'
1:01:45
shit. And they lived in caves and they dragged
1:01:48
their wives around, like walking through the wilderness. And
1:01:50
then murdered their baby daughter. That
1:01:52
is just absolutely fuckin' insane. Good
1:01:55
riddance to these fuckers. What an insane
1:01:57
couch. Like,
1:02:02
I can't believe that's the same species that I am
1:02:04
that they could have that life. That's
1:02:07
crazy. And if you think about
1:02:09
it, that's not that long ago. No.
1:02:13
Like, it's 17th. Kambalando. Yeah.
1:02:16
Two, 300 years ago. Maybe a little more,
1:02:18
but like, that's wild style. That's a real
1:02:20
scheme of things. That's like my great-great-great grandmother
1:02:22
era, you know? Like not super long. It's
1:02:24
fucked up. That's wild.
1:02:26
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