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may apply. He's

1:14:00

gonna find out real quick. See, that's what these

1:14:02

jujitsu guys think nobody knows. That's exactly what's going

1:14:04

on. They think there's no other kinds of karate.

1:14:06

That's exactly what's going on. I go, Ben, if

1:14:09

you see me with nunchucks, you will be like,

1:14:11

holy shit. And he's like, are you serious? He

1:14:13

walking away and he turns around. He's like, you're

1:14:15

serious. I'm like, Ben, I'm telling you, I'll

1:14:17

blow your mind if you give me some nunchucks. You've

1:14:20

seen me, right? I've seen you do it drunk. I've seen

1:14:22

you do it sober. You're great both of you. It's

1:14:25

phenomenal. It's like muscle memory when you... I've

1:14:28

seen you too drunk to walk, but still nunchucks. You

1:14:30

talk about the nunchucks, I have to pee really bad.

1:14:32

All right. In the living room. I've done it before

1:14:34

where, like in the fortress where I'm in the living

1:14:36

room just going nuts and they slip a little bit.

1:14:38

I'm like, I could have gone right

1:14:41

through the TV. So you just keep it, you

1:14:43

got something on you? No, I have two pairs at

1:14:46

home. You can't travel with them very well. Otherwise, I'd

1:14:48

bring them to more places. TSA will get the chugs.

1:14:50

Yeah. When I did the late, late show though... They

1:14:52

can't find a bomb for shit, but they'll get the

1:14:54

nunchucks. Ian, before I did the late, late show, he's

1:14:56

like, you should bring your nunchucks and do that for

1:14:59

the check-in at the door. Because they open the door

1:15:01

and they're like, we have comedian Sean

1:15:03

Jordan and I'm just doing nunchucks when they open the

1:15:05

door. It was pretty tight. That's hard.

1:15:07

Yeah, it was... That's hard. Have you ever hit

1:15:09

yourself with them? Not really.

1:15:12

No, I'm pretty... It's like one thing I took

1:15:14

to really quick when I was in Taekwondo. Because

1:15:16

they teach you all the weapons, but that was

1:15:18

the only one that stuck. Sean's one of those

1:15:20

sneaky athletes too. I am. You're a

1:15:22

very athletic. He wouldn't tell yesterday. Pop

1:15:25

the shirt off, lost my race at Race Wars. We

1:15:27

haven't talked about Race Wars yet. Race Wars is

1:15:29

tough though. I almost think Race

1:15:32

Wars is not athletic. It isn't.

1:15:34

I... Jeff wasn't even... He was

1:15:36

going like half speed, I think, and he's still smoking.

1:15:38

He's very fast. I don't know why you keep doing

1:15:40

that to yourself. It's fun, man. That's fair. I like

1:15:42

to spark it off. Do you have

1:15:44

any weapons expertise? Honestly,

1:15:47

man, no. I

1:15:50

used to be able to butterfly knife too. I used to be able to

1:15:52

do that whole shit. Yeah, bro,

1:15:54

I got a pistol. Ha ha

1:15:56

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

1:15:58

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I need

1:16:00

to be an expert. Yeah,

1:16:13

me too. But I don't think that's like

1:16:15

a yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah,

1:16:18

bro, I got a pistol. Yeah,

1:16:21

I'm back from being like we had a good time.

1:16:23

I was listening to a back. Yeah, I did. Um,

1:16:28

who is it? It's mine again.

1:16:30

I got double. I got double picks. So

1:16:33

I put I put camouflage

1:16:36

animals was my. That's right.

1:16:38

Pick donkeys. Yeah. What are they doing there?

1:16:41

If it's at your grandpa's house. Yeah, I'm

1:16:43

not paying to come see it at the

1:16:45

zoo. Yeah, that's 100 percent right. Fucking what?

1:16:47

Yeah, my buddy had a donkey growing up.

1:16:50

I remember when I was like, well,

1:16:52

you can just have them. I should be

1:16:54

able to not even a special. Yeah. Is

1:16:56

is it? They're like

1:16:58

sometimes it's like a Mongolian donkey. But again, that's like

1:17:00

the thing where I'm like, I don't know. That's what

1:17:03

you got to leave a donkey. First of all, watch

1:17:05

your mouth. I'm sorry. Mongolian

1:17:08

donkeys. Open

1:17:11

on podcast. Yeah,

1:17:14

man, I just a donkey. It's

1:17:16

crazy. And here's my problem with the

1:17:18

zoo is that if you're going

1:17:20

to give all this bad horses, give

1:17:22

me a fucking Clydesdale or something. Absolutely.

1:17:25

Give me a palomino or whatever. A

1:17:27

fucking wild horse. But they give us

1:17:29

all these bastardized versions. Yeah. I don't

1:17:31

ever want to see a donkey. That

1:17:33

is something that SeaWorld got right. They

1:17:37

have Clydesdales. Yeah. SeaWorld. You're like, yeah, absolutely.

1:17:39

People want to see this as big as

1:17:41

fuck. That I want to see big as

1:17:43

fuck. So sometimes I want to see

1:17:46

little as fuck if it's the right kind of thing. If

1:17:48

it's not usually little as fuck. But I

1:17:50

don't want to see a fucking donkey. It's

1:17:53

like seeing a tractor. Have a tractor. It's always

1:17:55

a little. And here's the

1:17:57

donkey. Yeah. Oh, you kind

1:17:59

of look. You want to because

1:18:01

you almost feel bad for the donkey. Yeah. Yeah,

1:18:04

you see kids pretending to be excited Yeah, oh

1:18:06

mom. Look is a donkey So

1:18:08

one bad thing about Shrek, I think you can

1:18:10

tie this directly back to Shrek you think so.

1:18:12

I think so Yeah, it Shrek did raise donkey

1:18:14

stock Donkey

1:18:19

stock because and that's how bad a donkey

1:18:21

was to make it even palatable

1:18:24

at all you had to put Eddie Murphy

1:18:26

One of the greatest of all time greatest

1:18:28

entertainer at least of a generation He

1:18:31

did everything he could for donkeys. Yeah. Yeah,

1:18:33

and he still didn't do much Look

1:18:36

at Isaac is adjusting your microphone. Yeah, the man

1:18:38

can't help it. Thank you. Thank you Yeah

1:18:48

I don't know why people own them. I think

1:18:50

it's for I other than that. Are you honest?

1:18:53

Then you have a dog. I guess they're

1:18:55

strong, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, there's strong For

1:18:59

animal or for like mountains and shit, right? Yeah Sean

1:19:05

tell me a third pick Controversial, I think but

1:19:07

bats I don't like bats. I don't want to see

1:19:09

him. He's one of like the smell stinkiest there You

1:19:11

know what? I found out is that is the fruit.

1:19:13

It's not the bat. I knew that it's all the

1:19:16

rotten You didn't fucking know that absolutely. It's all that.

1:19:18

He didn't know that it's all the rotten fruit They

1:19:21

have campers that's two bitches on the show three

1:19:23

now that you made me say it again Yeah,

1:19:28

that's I I don't I don't I don't I just

1:19:30

I don't it's a personal thing they just they're so

1:19:32

creepy to me Interesting. I don't know the way they

1:19:34

you like the way they look at all. I do

1:19:36

the cute What about when they're all in there going

1:19:39

crazy? No, okay.

1:19:41

There was it. We were just did a the

1:19:43

lake cotton. I tell you this we were at

1:19:45

Laura's parents cottage and We

1:19:47

stayed at her Uncle Carl's

1:19:49

house and they had a bat in the house,

1:19:52

which I haven't experienced in quite some time And

1:19:54

we're just standing in the kitchen and they're like,

1:19:56

yeah, there's a bat in the house somewhere and

1:19:58

they just they were so calm And I'm like,

1:20:01

where? Like where? And they're like, I don't know, I haven't

1:20:03

seen it in a couple of days. And as I'm saying

1:20:05

that, I saw something like fly through the kitchen. And I'm

1:20:08

like, that bat's in here. And nobody believed me. And then

1:20:10

it came inches from my face.

1:20:12

It was fucking terrifying. Do you think you

1:20:14

have- I can't stand

1:20:16

it. Come on my face. Do you

1:20:18

have the guts to kill a bat, do you think?

1:20:20

I've caught plenty of bats from the old crib. Really?

1:20:22

Because we used to get bats all the time. They'd

1:20:24

come in the, like the chimney in South Dakota. Wow.

1:20:27

So I caught one in a Gatorade bottle one time. What? What?

1:20:30

Caught one in a pizza box one time. How

1:20:32

did you get in a Gatorade bottle? I can't

1:20:35

remember. That's a little ugly. Yeah. I

1:20:37

can't remember what we did. It was like one of those,

1:20:39

yeah, like 32 ounce Gatorades. Maybe

1:20:42

I think bats are bigger than they are. They're

1:20:44

not as big as you think. They're smaller, yeah.

1:20:46

Yeah, they're different. But they're real small. Like they

1:20:48

can get tiny. Here's two things. First, I

1:20:51

love so many things about you. One I like especially is

1:20:53

how you hit the L and the word calm. You

1:20:56

get the L in there. Did I just say calm? Yeah,

1:20:58

yeah, yeah. What'd you do? Every time you say calm, you

1:21:00

hit that L and I like that. Two, I think

1:21:03

the thing with bats that I like is

1:21:06

that I see them in real life darting around the

1:21:08

sky at night. See, I hate that too. I never,

1:21:10

like, I'll see like, oh shit, that was a bat.

1:21:12

I hate it. But I never see them up close

1:21:14

in the wild. So when I'm at a zoo and

1:21:16

I get to see them up close, I'm like, oh,

1:21:19

that's what I'm dealing with. Interesting. I like the ambiance

1:21:21

of the bat cave. I do like that. Yeah, yeah.

1:21:23

I just don't like the bat. I don't know, creepy to me. Yeah. And

1:21:26

it reeks. It reeks. And that's the fruit. Yeah,

1:21:30

you didn't know that. I did know that. You didn't

1:21:32

know that. What does you care, bro? Keep that one.

1:21:34

He's that one. He's that one. Okay,

1:21:36

so my next one I have, and

1:21:38

I'm not making this up. You've

1:21:41

said that like five times. I know, I

1:21:43

know, but this is goes back to Great

1:21:46

Value, Carole Baston's in

1:21:48

Sarasota, Florida. Yeah. German

1:21:51

Shepherd, man. What? Oh,

1:21:53

I don't want that. Like a dog people?

1:21:55

That would be insane to me. She had a

1:21:57

bear cage. You were at a police station.

1:22:00

But she had a bear cage, she had

1:22:02

all the cages of different animals, and then

1:22:04

she had some one big miscellaneous cage where

1:22:07

it had an ostrich in there, a buffalo,

1:22:09

a camel, and

1:22:11

a German shepherd was in there. She was like,

1:22:14

ha ha ha ha ha. And I said, nah.

1:22:17

Ha ha ha ha. I don't, now listen,

1:22:20

let me get full context. I don't know

1:22:22

if that was just her German shepherd who

1:22:24

hang out in that cage. It might have

1:22:26

been. But I did see a German

1:22:29

shepherd encapsulated

1:22:32

into a zoo thing. And

1:22:35

I said, I think that's

1:22:37

not good. That's not good at all. That

1:22:39

should be in there. That dog is supervising

1:22:41

other animals. I don't like to see a

1:22:43

German shepherd in general. No, me neither. No,

1:22:46

like that. They're dicey. Yeah, I don't

1:22:48

like their presence. Traditionally used

1:22:50

to terrify my

1:22:52

people. I think

1:22:54

maybe yours as well. Absolutely. Not

1:22:56

good dogs. But people like you. They didn't mess with the

1:22:59

Irish too much. They're

1:23:01

pretty cool to me. The Brits

1:23:03

hate German shepherds so much they call them Alsatians.

1:23:06

Because in World War II, they freedom fried

1:23:08

them. And they're like, I'm not calling it.

1:23:10

I'm not using the word German for anything.

1:23:12

We're calling these Alsatians. Interesting. OK. After

1:23:15

the Alsace region. Sure. I knew that. I went

1:23:17

to zoo camp. Yeah. I

1:23:19

used to play Saints Row. I did too.

1:23:24

I think, what's that game now that all

1:23:26

the kids play where you build stuff? It's

1:23:28

a shooter. It's

1:23:30

a movie. Look at Isaac. I'm looking at you. It's

1:23:34

Minecraft adjacent, but it's huge. Fortnite.

1:23:36

I think Fortnite can be tied

1:23:39

directly to Saints Row. I

1:23:41

think that. I don't know what Saints Row is.

1:23:43

Because Grand Theft Auto was a little bit more

1:23:45

grounded in reality. And in Saints Row, it was

1:23:47

like it started getting real cartoonish. It was awesome.

1:23:49

It was awesome. I don't know what Saints Row

1:23:51

is. It was a video game. You would love

1:23:53

it. It was a buck. Yeah. And I don't

1:23:55

even like video games. Can I fight? It's

1:23:59

like a sillier Grand Theft. Okay. Yeah. I

1:24:01

mean, it's all purple. It's all purple.

1:24:03

I like purple. German Shepherd's fucking

1:24:05

nuts that she had that big cage. Yeah, I don't want that. I

1:24:07

don't want that. It was in the cage, bro. And look, I don't

1:24:09

look, again, I don't know if she just like, she

1:24:12

opened it up and she let her German Shepherd hang

1:24:14

out in there, but when I was in there, it was

1:24:16

German Shepherd. Yeah, I would feel bad if I were a

1:24:18

dog who was owned by one of those ladies. Because now

1:24:20

it's like, I'm not enough for you, clearly, because you're bringing

1:24:22

in all these other animals. How do you think their kids

1:24:24

feel? Have you seen chimp crazy?

1:24:26

Of course I've seen chimp crazy. That lady was like,

1:24:29

I like my monkey more than that. Did you see?

1:24:31

Okay. We have to put a spoiler

1:24:33

alert right in front. Let's not cut it. But

1:24:35

let's say, skip ahead 30 seconds

1:24:39

if you don't want to have chimp crazy spoiled. But

1:24:41

that was fucking bonkers. Yes. Yeah.

1:24:44

I watched that show. Yeah. It was amazing.

1:24:46

It was fantastic. I don't see why it

1:24:48

didn't blow up as big as Tiger King.

1:24:50

I think it should have. COVID is why

1:24:52

Tiger King blew up. But I thought everybody

1:24:54

would... I was so surprised when not everybody

1:24:56

was talking to me. Me too. When

1:24:59

she was full blown crying on that Zoom

1:25:01

court... Oh my God! That was fucking nuts.

1:25:04

When she was full blown crying, telling this

1:25:06

story, and then she get

1:25:08

off and then go downstairs and talk in

1:25:10

the basement... Bro, come on. She

1:25:13

was awesome. I wasn't turned

1:25:16

off the crying. She was also weeping

1:25:18

on a Zoom court, and then it

1:25:20

went off and she was like, fine.

1:25:22

But isn't it like way gnarly, the

1:25:24

show? Like, doesn't some really, really gnarly

1:25:26

bad stuff happen? Oh, every episode... Yeah,

1:25:28

it's chimpanzees. Every episode is very clear.

1:25:31

It's this one through line... I don't

1:25:33

know if I'm ruining this for you. I don't think I

1:25:35

can watch it. I think it's going to be $2 for

1:25:37

it. You should watch it. Oh, well, it's one through line,

1:25:39

and every episode does a short story of like, Carl

1:25:42

was the chimpanzee in our town.

1:25:44

He... Everyone loved him. Yeah. We

1:25:47

would give him biscuits and he would do a thumbs

1:25:49

up. And then one day

1:25:51

he ripped off the knee's face. Yeah. Every

1:25:54

time. It was the same story. It's all for good.

1:25:57

That... I don't... To me, that hits so hard.

1:25:59

I don't... I don't know. Maybe it's the kid

1:26:01

or something, but I just, I can't do that

1:26:03

shit anymore. I can watch grown men beat the

1:26:06

shit out of each other all day on Instagram.

1:26:08

But when it's something real like that, it's tough

1:26:10

for me. I've met a killer chimpanzee before. I

1:26:12

told you about that, right? Yeah, that's right. Yeah.

1:26:14

In Sierra Leone? Yeah, but then they brought him

1:26:16

to America. He didn't like it. Yeah.

1:26:20

No, no, no, no, no, no. He

1:26:22

was still in Sierra Leone. So Americans

1:26:24

ripped a car door off, pulling arms

1:26:26

off and shit. Jesus. Bro. I

1:26:29

see him, they're fucking strong. I will not own

1:26:31

an animal that can physically best. No, me neither.

1:26:33

That's a great rule. You think you could take

1:26:35

a dog if you had to, like to the

1:26:37

death? Do I think I could take Stella? Fuck

1:26:39

Stella. Yeah. You think you could take her? Like,

1:26:41

do you think you'd win? Yeah. I

1:26:44

think I could take almost every dog. Yeah. I do too,

1:26:46

but it'd be, I don't know. I would have to know.

1:26:48

You get like a Rottweiler though, if it gets your throat.

1:26:50

What are you going to do? I'm not letting it go.

1:26:52

Not every dog, bro. Not every dog. Like a mastiff? They're

1:26:56

so docile. The strong pit bulls,

1:26:58

I don't think. Yeah, that's true. They're not one big

1:27:00

muscle. The buff ones. But then I'm thinking like, You

1:27:02

know those pit bulls who look like they should ride

1:27:04

crotch rockets? Yeah. And like have

1:27:06

sex with women? I don't think that's him. Yeah,

1:27:09

you know the one. You're the two? You're like,

1:27:11

did he get his ear pierced? They're

1:27:13

like, you don't even have any ears. Yeah, that dog

1:27:15

has a girlfriend. Or

1:27:18

man, it could have sex with men. That's not a

1:27:20

sexual. That dog has a girlfriend. I don't want to

1:27:22

get too into it, but I'm going for like, if

1:27:24

he's locking onto me, I'm going to like stuff that

1:27:26

can't get thick. Oh, yeah. I'm

1:27:28

trying to rip the jaw. Exactly. You know, you're supposed to

1:27:31

have a finger in the butt. If a dog has a

1:27:33

latch on your finger in the butt. Of course, I've seen

1:27:35

Friday after next. I've

1:27:37

seen that happen to somebody with a dog,

1:27:39

a pit bull latched onto something and they, or no,

1:27:41

they pour it. It's beer in the nose or beer, liquid

1:27:43

in the nose or thumb in the butt. And they

1:27:45

poured liquid in the nose. Was it beer? Yeah.

1:27:49

I like that I'm like, here they got a poor beer on

1:27:51

their face. It's got to

1:27:53

be beer. Somebody get a beer, my

1:27:55

pit bulls freaking out. It's got to be Coors original, a

1:27:58

German chamfer time for my third. and fourth picks. Okay,

1:28:02

with my third pick, I'm going back to the bug cage.

1:28:05

I never want to see that fucking millipede. I

1:28:08

never want to see that. You know they eat

1:28:10

poop. They just get on big hunks of poop

1:28:12

and that's what they eat in the wild. Really?

1:28:14

Yes. They just eat like bear poop. It's so

1:28:16

like, you know, the one that's a long, that

1:28:18

almost looks like a beet spill. It's

1:28:23

like shiny. It's got that carapace to

1:28:25

it. Oh, I don't

1:28:27

want to see it. I don't think

1:28:29

it's all that interesting in the first place. And

1:28:31

then I just have a visceral, disgusting reaction to

1:28:33

it. Yeah. I don't like the way it moves.

1:28:36

We're doing half dome and we were just

1:28:39

out at night hiking and we turned on

1:28:41

our headlamps and there was poop on the

1:28:43

ground and like eight millipedes just going after

1:28:45

this piece of crap. It was so gross.

1:28:48

Who pooped? I did. It was

1:28:50

a bear. It was bear poop, which also is freaky when

1:28:52

you're out and you're like, that's bear shit. Like that recently

1:28:54

there was a bear here taking a dump. I

1:28:57

don't need that. That's a whole nother drug. Can

1:28:59

you identify bear poop? Laura can. I can't. Oh

1:29:01

yeah. Yeah. Was Laura with you? No.

1:29:05

You got to pour a beer on their face. Okay. Now

1:29:08

somebody who was with us who knew it was bear poop. I don't know

1:29:10

who. I sure didn't. Time for my

1:29:12

fourth pick. I'm just going to keep it smooth. We

1:29:14

all think millipedes are gross and I'm going with any

1:29:18

lizard under six feet.

1:29:20

Let's go. Yeah.

1:29:22

Cut it out. Get it out of here. Cut it out. What am

1:29:24

I looking at? I could go to my weird cousin's house. I

1:29:27

know guys with lizards. Yeah. Do

1:29:30

you like lizards? When

1:29:32

they grab the flower at the time. How often do you get

1:29:34

to see that? I saw it one

1:29:36

time and I was like this time. But you

1:29:39

specifically said you are a man who's been to

1:29:41

many zoos and you only see that one time

1:29:43

that's a low conversion. That's a low conversion. True.

1:29:45

But I do think, and this is why I

1:29:47

had pushback for you too, because I do think

1:29:49

a chameleon when you see

1:29:51

that jump be the color as the thing,

1:29:54

I'm like. I've also never seen that. You've

1:29:56

never seen that? I've never seen them change.

1:29:58

I've never seen it actively happen. I've seen

1:30:01

them be the color that I know they're not.

1:30:03

They're the same color as their background. I've seen

1:30:05

that. And I like how they got the tile,

1:30:07

not tile. What's they scheme for? The scales on

1:30:09

the eyes. Yeah, that's cool. And I do like

1:30:11

that their eyes are like two different individual turrets.

1:30:13

How quick does it change? Like how quick does

1:30:15

a chameleon change? I think it's fast. Therapy. Like

1:30:17

two years of therapy. That's

1:30:19

where I'm better at. Yeah. Obviously.

1:30:25

I just don't, like I zoom through the lizard room. I

1:30:28

don't spend a lot of time in there. I

1:30:30

don't like reptiles really well. No.

1:30:33

Yeah. I like snakes. I

1:30:36

want to Shane Torres's apartment.

1:30:39

His roommate has nine snakes. That's crazy.

1:30:41

In New York, nine. What are you

1:30:43

hiding? What are you hiding? What

1:30:45

is it? What are we all hiding? I

1:30:48

would be a snake person if it wasn't. If you have

1:30:50

nine different tanks, you're hiding something in one of those tanks.

1:30:52

It was explained to me that it's a very New York,

1:30:54

Puerto Rican thing to do is to have a snake.

1:30:58

And I would not say anything else. I

1:31:00

was, and I nodded, but I'm just relaying what

1:31:03

Shane Torres told me. Are you scared? Are you

1:31:05

scared of snakes? Like, can you hold snakes? My

1:31:07

brother had a snake when I was growing up.

1:31:09

Of course he did. Yeah. You had a, and

1:31:11

I had rodents. And I was playing

1:31:13

with my guinea pig. And I went downstairs and I

1:31:15

picked up a snake and the snake spelled guinea pig

1:31:17

on me. Bam, right in the arm. No. I

1:31:20

was like hanging off my arm. I

1:31:22

didn't know that. Yeah. He was like

1:31:25

four feet long. It wasn't a huge snake. Three

1:31:27

feet, three feet, three feet, three feet. Three feet,

1:31:29

probably. Yeah, three feet, not four. That's gnarly. But

1:31:32

skinny, like. Yeah. Yeah. Lizard,

1:31:35

mandal, time for your fourth click. So we only got

1:31:37

two left. Two left, yeah. Actually, this one is a

1:31:39

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1:31:42

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in progress. Mandel, it's time for your fourth pick. Okay.

1:33:25

So I want to say that this is, this

1:33:28

is my least I

1:33:31

feel strong about, but I

1:33:33

wanted to put it forth since the last round of

1:33:35

speed round. Absolutely. I think that's important. And

1:33:37

I might get some pushback on this. Lemurs.

1:33:41

Wow. Okay. Show

1:33:43

me a real monkey. I'm not

1:33:46

about this fake monkey stuff. I only

1:33:48

deal in real, real deal

1:33:53

monkeys. I'm not with that off

1:33:55

brand monkey stuff. Stop. We

1:33:59

seen Zubu. Oh, my fool, we get it.

1:34:01

I don't like

1:34:03

to move it, move

1:34:05

it. No. I

1:34:09

got to push back there as active and as

1:34:11

fun as the other one. I love a lemur,

1:34:13

but show me a real monkey is one of

1:34:15

the funniest ones ever. I want to see a

1:34:17

real monkey, man. I want to see a real

1:34:19

deal swinging across the edge.

1:34:22

They do all that. They do all that.

1:34:24

In fact, I might. But they got a squirrel

1:34:27

face. Yeah. But this is a

1:34:29

prejudice in your heart against squirrels. You

1:34:31

think so? Yeah, I don't think this

1:34:33

is about the fun level

1:34:35

of the lemur, though. I

1:34:37

just feel like, bro, every

1:34:39

time you see some lemurs, you like, man, that's

1:34:41

cool. It's a

1:34:44

little real monkey pull up. Oh,

1:34:46

like the Phantom and the 300C. I'm

1:34:49

going to pretend like I know what that is. You know,

1:34:51

like the Chrysler? Oh,

1:34:53

yeah. Yeah, yeah. They

1:34:56

have raccoon attributes. I

1:34:59

didn't even try. I don't know, man. They

1:35:02

do look like plussed

1:35:04

up raccoons a little bit.

1:35:06

Is that bad? No, I like

1:35:08

lemurs. But here's what. I'm sorry they made

1:35:10

a raccoon harder. Yeah. But

1:35:13

I'll say this, though. That's why I

1:35:16

say it was my least one, because like,

1:35:18

yes, a lemur is cool until

1:35:20

they pull that spider monkey out there.

1:35:23

I would rather see a lemur than

1:35:25

a spider monkey. Cute isn't the top

1:35:27

thing for me. I want to see

1:35:29

him active. Yeah. I take

1:35:31

active over cute. They put the baboons out there.

1:35:33

OK, that's different. My guy with that big old

1:35:36

nose on him. I

1:35:38

know the probiscus. I know who you're talking about. All

1:35:40

of them guys is better than the big hangy danny.

1:35:42

It's like a penis nose. Oh, gonzo nose.

1:35:45

Oh, the big balls. Yeah, those big ball

1:35:47

bags, right? Chimps got the big

1:35:49

one. Which one is the big? Is it chimps with the

1:35:51

big butts? Yeah, chimpanzees. Those are a

1:35:53

little too uncant, like they're a little, I can see the

1:35:55

human. That's how I feel about gorillas.

1:35:57

Our history is, is, is, is borg. Yeah,

1:36:00

like gorillas. I'm like, I know guys who walk

1:36:02

like that. Yeah, for real. They,

1:36:06

gorillas walk like yesterday was leg day. They're

1:36:08

on the football team and yesterday was leg

1:36:10

day. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe, I

1:36:12

brought one of the orangutans, man. Yeah, those are good monkeys. Oh,

1:36:14

I can see that. I like an orangutan a lot. The

1:36:16

orangutans are the most relaxed. The orangutans are the most relaxed. They chill

1:36:18

them. You get two turn off? But they're

1:36:20

still, they got it in them. You get two turn on?

1:36:22

They have that cute little... I don't like the big nipples,

1:36:24

but they, uh, I saw an orangutan like tuck their kid

1:36:26

in the other day. Here's my beef with

1:36:28

orangutans. Say, have it be orangutan. Is it for

1:36:31

the red? I don't like that there's

1:36:33

no G at the end of it. Orangutans. Orangutans.

1:36:36

The orangutan. Oh, you want it to be orangutan. Orangutan.

1:36:38

I don't, I, because in Laura, maybe it's the

1:36:40

Laura is so pronounced when she's like, let's go see

1:36:43

the orangutans. And I'm like, She

1:36:45

says orangutans. That's,

1:36:47

come on colloquially, add the G. We're going

1:36:49

to see the orangutan. That's what I'm saying, orangutan.

1:36:51

I thought it was that till I was

1:36:53

20. Because of the liquid. Tang. Yeah.

1:36:57

Yeah. Oh, I was like, the

1:36:59

orangutan liquid. Let

1:37:03

them cook. I,

1:37:10

I think you, I don't think you'll get a lot of

1:37:12

support on the lemur pick, but I do love your passion.

1:37:14

I love the you made it. I love the you made

1:37:16

it. But people are not real zoo, zoo, uh, uh, uh,

1:37:19

Parsons. You're a real zoo head. That's

1:37:21

true. Yeah. They put

1:37:23

the lemur at the beginning of the zoo. I

1:37:26

got a great example. I was in the Chattanooga

1:37:28

aquarium. They got lemurs in there. Very confusing to

1:37:31

me. Like, say

1:37:33

you're like, you've referenced more zoos in

1:37:35

this last 90 minutes

1:37:37

than I've been to in my whole life. And

1:37:39

I respect it. I think that's very cool. I go to the zoo

1:37:41

a lot, but it's the one zoo. I will

1:37:43

say this. When you go up there, when you

1:37:45

go to the aquarium, they start you up because

1:37:48

they go on rainforest style. Right.

1:37:51

And then the trees and take you down

1:37:53

into the, into the deep depths of the

1:37:56

ocean. What that thing, great

1:37:58

structure. Yeah. So when

1:38:00

you go to the top, the lemurs there first

1:38:02

and you're like, man, it's hard. Yeah. When

1:38:05

the zoo put them chimpanzees, they

1:38:07

put them bonobos or? Oh, the

1:38:10

bonobos. Bonobos, I'm sorry. Those are

1:38:12

the closest things to us. Maybe.

1:38:17

But when they do, I mean. I

1:38:20

can't confirm it or not that. That is true. They

1:38:23

get a little shaky. You know, I get a

1:38:25

little nervous with that. But

1:38:28

I will say. Well, they're the closest things to

1:38:30

us. The

1:38:32

proverbial, everyone in this room. Yeah, everyone.

1:38:35

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,

1:38:37

yeah, yeah. I know, but then we all just say.

1:38:39

What's on the side of your head? I understand what

1:38:41

you're saying. I know you didn't mean it like that.

1:38:43

I got every meaning in it. I know, but it

1:38:45

got. I'm trying to take it back. Bro, I'm just.

1:38:47

I'm trying to take it back. I'm just sensitive. I

1:38:49

understand. I can't handle that. But,

1:38:52

but, but, but, it'd

1:38:54

be cool until they put the monkeys first.

1:38:57

And then that's when you like, man, this is a

1:38:59

week. Bro, these lemurs. Oh, you're talking about when they

1:39:01

put the monkeys before the lemurs. That's what I'm saying.

1:39:03

If you look at a picture of a bonobos, you

1:39:05

can kind of see it. That this is the closest

1:39:08

thing to us. God. Right?

1:39:11

Like that kind of just looks like an Italian dude. Whoa,

1:39:15

I can't get into this.

1:39:17

This scares me, man. This scares

1:39:19

me. This is dangerous water. I

1:39:22

can't. I gotta go home. You were right. You were

1:39:24

right. I saw that guy on the stand. I tried

1:39:26

to ferry. I tried to downplay it. And then I

1:39:28

heard it. And then I was like, this is like,

1:39:31

this one has boobs. Don't. OK.

1:39:33

Don't move on. I'm sexualizing

1:39:35

him. I didn't, I didn't start

1:39:37

this. You did. And

1:39:40

I'm sorry for that. I can't get involved

1:39:42

with the comparison, man. They done get nervous.

1:39:44

Sean Jordan, it's time for your fourth pitch.

1:39:47

Not a big ostrich guy. OK. Yeah,

1:39:49

I don't like to say the ostrich. Overexposed.

1:39:53

I overexposed. What do you mean? They're overexposed.

1:39:56

Oh, too many. Too many. Because it is an

1:39:58

interesting animal. But we know so much about it.

1:40:00

That's how I feel about flamingos. Yeah. You

1:40:03

know, every time I go to the zoo and I see flamingos,

1:40:05

I say the same joke. I think I said it to you.

1:40:07

In Madison, you did? In Madison. Let me

1:40:09

get it. I say, you know why flamingos are pink? Why?

1:40:12

Because they eat so much pussy. I don't know. I

1:40:15

don't know. They're like my favorite

1:40:17

zoo joke. I can't do that to Max, but yeah. You

1:40:19

can do it to Laura. I can do it to Laura.

1:40:21

I can do it to Laura. I can do it to

1:40:24

Laura. I can do it to Laura. I think they're over

1:40:26

exposed. We eat

1:40:28

them now, too, and that's always an awkward, awkward thing

1:40:30

at the zoo. Yeah, I just don't like them. Yeah.

1:40:32

All right. Where are they? Like where

1:40:34

are the ostriches in the wild? Africa. Is it

1:40:36

Africa? Yeah. No. We

1:40:39

don't have any. They're Serengeti. There's

1:40:42

ones on ranches. But no, not, not, uh.

1:40:44

They don't have ostriches in Australia at all?

1:40:46

No. You're thinking perhaps of the emu. Ooh,

1:40:49

I don't like emu. I don't like the noise they

1:40:51

make. No, that's a fucking, that's a mean bird, dude.

1:40:54

Yeah. I don't like that. No. That's

1:40:56

the noise they make. Sub-Saharan Africa. Oh,

1:40:59

sub-Saharan. I thought it was, oh. Idiot.

1:41:02

No, I was right. The Serengeti is

1:41:04

sub-Saharan. Oh. I didn't know that.

1:41:06

Fuck you. You stupid,

1:41:09

gorgeous piece of, no. Um.

1:41:15

David, time for your fourth and then your final fix. Hear

1:41:18

me out. OK. Elephants. What?

1:41:20

They're too big. They're too big to be there. I'm

1:41:22

never bummed out. I'm never not bummed

1:41:24

out when I age. Well, bummed out is still big. So big. That

1:41:27

is different. Wherever they live sucks

1:41:30

always. They're just swimming in your

1:41:32

eye just, it bummed, it makes me sad.

1:41:34

It makes me sad seeing elephants at the zoo. Well,

1:41:37

we not talking about they will be. No,

1:41:39

bro. Bro, the elephant's a bit. Amanda was

1:41:41

very clear. Bro, the elephant's a best part

1:41:44

of the zoo. This might be a raise

1:41:46

and brand situation. If we got, if we

1:41:48

was to rank our number one, elephant

1:41:50

would be my number one. It, it bums me.

1:41:53

I like it when they swim. They always huge.

1:41:55

I'm up there. I like it when they swim.

1:41:57

They're so huge. They're big shits are everywhere. Yeah.

1:41:59

I like it. I like it. I like the

1:42:06

milons what they see. They're

1:42:08

so smart. They know it sucks. I

1:42:11

just it's hard for me. I know but we can't

1:42:13

stop bringing that into it. All right. You're right. We

1:42:15

can't we can't you're right. I'm just telling you the

1:42:17

last time I saw him. I was like, this is

1:42:19

amazing. Also, I feel bad. You're

1:42:21

a hundred percent right? Well, they feel bad. They're

1:42:24

fantastic animals. They mourn their dead. I

1:42:26

love them. Yeah, I love that. You're

1:42:28

right. You're right. I love them.

1:42:31

Yeah, you're right. I want more for them is why.

1:42:33

Absolutely. It's like when your cousin's dating a piece of

1:42:35

shit. You're like, this is your do better than this.

1:42:37

You could do better than that. Piece of shit is

1:42:39

the Oregon Zoo. And that's why I try and I

1:42:41

are getting defensive. Yeah. Also,

1:42:43

it is cool that he works at a

1:42:46

restaurant and hooks me up. Wait,

1:42:50

the cousins because it

1:42:52

was a long way. No, no, no, no. It was a long way.

1:42:55

It's my fault. And then lastly, yes,

1:42:57

speed round pick. Tarantula.

1:43:00

Oh, my last pick. Who cares?

1:43:02

Who cares? Yeah, they so

1:43:05

Laura came to this like tarantula migration

1:43:07

last year that they have in

1:43:09

like golden where they're just walking across

1:43:11

the freeway like hundreds of them on

1:43:14

the on the street. I've never seen

1:43:16

a tarantula in Colorado. Yeah here like

1:43:18

golden. She traveled

1:43:20

for a tarantula migration. Yeah,

1:43:23

and they just found they just found tarantulas.

1:43:26

Bro, it's so wild. I've never seen one.

1:43:28

You've never seen one right in the world. Not in the

1:43:30

wild. Oh in the wild. No, no, no. Yeah. It's crazy

1:43:32

to me to think that they exist in the wild. Yeah,

1:43:35

I don't need that gnarly. Yeah. Yeah. I

1:43:38

have black widows in my backyard. I

1:43:40

found two of them and do black are they are you

1:43:42

gonna die? You get bit is it you get bit. It's

1:43:45

not good. I'm calling an exterminator the second I get back,

1:43:47

but I was like you were afraid of Brown recluses. Those

1:43:49

are even worse are gnarly right, but you don't die, right?

1:43:51

I mean if you didn't get it, I mean it all

1:43:54

up if you don't get it fixed. Yeah, like

1:43:56

a rattlesnake. If you get bit you can you're

1:43:58

not necessarily going to die unless. You just don't get

1:44:00

it treated, right? Like you got some time. Don't

1:44:03

yawn while I'm talking. Right. It's not

1:44:05

immediate, but it's bad. Yeah. By

1:44:07

the way, get a rattlesnake bite

1:44:09

will kill you. Eventually,

1:44:12

but it's not like, if I got bit by a rattlesnake

1:44:14

right now, Don't stop for lunch.

1:44:17

I wouldn't. Okay. Unless, I don't

1:44:19

know how big these wings are gonna be, but that's a good

1:44:21

point. They're gonna be good.

1:44:23

Tarantula, absolutely. Sean,

1:44:25

final pick. Naked mole rats, don't need

1:44:27

them. Wow. They're

1:44:30

off your ass. That's insane. I can't stand

1:44:32

it. Are you kidding me? I

1:44:34

don't like the way they, it's just a tough look.

1:44:37

Yeah, it's a tough look, but you get to see it.

1:44:39

I don't like it. All right. It's your

1:44:42

pick. Yeah. That's crazy to me.

1:44:44

I love seeing those little weirdos. Can't stand it.

1:44:46

It's on their fault. Mandel,

1:44:48

your final pick. And I feel

1:44:50

like we've been having a overall thesis

1:44:52

and growing sentiment that we do not

1:44:54

like animals and zoos that we

1:44:56

can see in regular life. That's right. The

1:44:59

greatest example of that was in the,

1:45:01

I can't say this correctly, but I

1:45:03

believe the Sedgwick County Zoo in

1:45:05

Wichita, Kansas. Fantastic,

1:45:08

fantastic structure. Love

1:45:10

the routes that they take you through. However,

1:45:13

they did have a

1:45:15

white tail deer. No. God,

1:45:18

are you serious? I was about to take something

1:45:20

very close to this. They had two deer in

1:45:22

an enclosure and I said, hey man. That is,

1:45:24

I've talked to the zoo about that. This

1:45:28

is, across the country, these are

1:45:30

very readily available. Like

1:45:34

to the point where they're leaping in front of cars.

1:45:36

People hate them. People want to

1:45:38

get rid of them. Yeah, absolutely not. Yeah,

1:45:40

I'm like, why do we have this here?

1:45:42

There's no rhinos jumping in front of my

1:45:44

car. I don't have this by the way. I

1:45:46

could see if you're in like a New York City zoo

1:45:49

or something and they had a deer because nobody had ever

1:45:51

seen a deer, but in Kansas, they have

1:45:53

deer everywhere. I hated that.

1:45:55

Yeah, that's rough. That's a great pick. Most

1:45:59

accurate. It's

1:46:02

tough to stick to dismount. It is, this last

1:46:04

one. Because I also

1:46:06

don't want to say something that's too close to other

1:46:08

things we've said. And that's kind of like all I

1:46:10

have on my list now. You can. I

1:46:12

don't want to. This is also a good topic because

1:46:14

it was a short list. Yeah, it really was. Like

1:46:17

a lot of times it'll be so many where we're

1:46:19

like, all right, this is a short list. This is

1:46:21

a tough one. Let me talk through some stuff I

1:46:23

was about to take. I was thinking about it. I

1:46:26

was thinking, okay, maybe I'm going to take a frog. Because

1:46:28

sometimes you go to a zoo and you've got frogs there. And

1:46:31

then I thought back to moments I've seen frogs

1:46:33

at zoos. I was like, no, I liked a

1:46:35

lot of that. Multicolored frogs. They got some weird frogs

1:46:38

too. Bright blue frogs. Or just like those ones.

1:46:41

You get that frog that's as wide as a dinner plate.

1:46:43

And that bullfrogs will like dig into the mud. I didn't

1:46:45

know they could do that shit. I'm into that. I

1:46:48

was thinking elk. They got elk at the Oregon Zoo.

1:46:50

You can go see elk at the beach. That's not

1:46:52

that rare. It is majestic. I'm going to

1:46:54

take something that I think I'm going to get a lot of blow back

1:46:56

on. But then every time I see it, I'm like, nah. Picking

1:47:00

the beluga whale. Oh, dude, I

1:47:02

love it. It's

1:47:04

so cool. I don't, again, I don't like it being

1:47:06

there. I've never seen one in my life. I

1:47:09

don't like seeing it in a zoo. But it's

1:47:11

amazing. Especially when it got that acne. It's not.

1:47:14

It's crazy. It's fantastic.

1:47:16

They got one of the Point Stevens, our

1:47:18

Fort Stevens, whichever one it's called, Zoo, up

1:47:20

in Washington. I see it every time I

1:47:22

see it. Like, you never

1:47:25

really get a good angle on it. And I'm always just

1:47:27

like, hey. That one of the

1:47:29

Atlanta Zoo just came and talked to me. It

1:47:31

was crazy. I think maybe I saw it too

1:47:33

early. It's all I can say. I'm just like,

1:47:35

that might be it. I saw it early in

1:47:37

life. That might be it. So maybe I'm not

1:47:39

thrilled by it. I don't know. It

1:47:41

just doesn't do anything for me. Yeah.

1:47:43

They were, goddamn, the coolest thing I've ever seen. I

1:47:46

think this is one of those things where I'm like,

1:47:48

like by now, if they've heard the

1:47:51

cereals draft, when does this one come out? After.

1:47:53

After. This is

1:47:56

like a Grape Nuts or more of maybe

1:47:58

a Raisin, actually Raisin Bran, I think every.

1:48:00

Everybody likes that thing. And I think

1:48:02

they're lying to me. And I think they're lying to me. But

1:48:04

with Grape Nuts where I'm like, I see how other people don't

1:48:07

like that. But I think I'm wrong, but

1:48:09

I truly believe it in my heart. And that's how I feel about

1:48:11

the beluga whales. I don't think anyone else is wrong for loving them.

1:48:13

I hear you. It just does not do anything for Ollie and Carl.

1:48:15

I'll go buddy. That's fair.

1:48:17

Isaac. I

1:48:20

almost like, I couldn't decide if I wanted to say

1:48:22

super producer or your last name. Super

1:48:24

producer Isaac Lee. You

1:48:26

said the full name. It

1:48:28

is time for your final pick. You

1:48:33

guys took all the good ones or all the bad

1:48:35

ones I suppose. All the bad ones. The tortoise, tortoise?

1:48:38

Tortoise. Tortoise. I don't like the

1:48:40

tortoise. It just takes the mic. I don't like the

1:48:42

tortoise. It's like slow and. You

1:48:45

ever heard them bone? I will mother

1:48:47

the San Diego Zoo? I

1:48:49

mean, we've talked about it. When they

1:48:52

have sex, it's the funniest thing you'll ever see.

1:48:54

They scream like old men, right? They go,

1:48:57

oh, it's. Not, not, not. It's

1:49:02

the funniest thing you'll ever see in your life when you see

1:49:04

turtles absent. I also like to say tortoise. I'm sorry. I

1:49:07

love you. In the water, out of the water. Love

1:49:09

a big ass turtle. I was gonna say butterflies as

1:49:12

well because I don't like flying insects anyway. He was

1:49:14

gonna say butterflies because they're a fly. You gotta go

1:49:16

to the butterfly pavilion up here. I'll take you next

1:49:18

time. Is that where you're up in a big room

1:49:20

surrounded by butterflies? No, it's like a jungle situation and

1:49:22

they're just all around. Okay. Jacob's been

1:49:25

there. If you've ever been on

1:49:27

a date in Colorado, you've been to it. Are you in the same room

1:49:29

as them? I was one who landed on you. Yeah, you're in there with

1:49:31

them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. I

1:49:33

get that. You're feeling a butterfly.

1:49:35

Yeah. That's how I feel about small

1:49:37

cats, but that's not what this is about. No, we'll draft

1:49:39

small cats later. Tortoise was

1:49:42

the pick. To recap, David,

1:49:44

you went first. You took small

1:49:46

fish, camouflage bugs, donkeys, elephants,

1:49:49

and tarantulas. Sean, you

1:49:51

went second. You took

1:49:53

La Cucaracha's, alligators, bats,

1:49:55

ostriches, and the foolish pick of

1:49:57

naked moles. Mandel. You

1:50:00

went third you took ligers lions

1:50:02

German shepherds lemurs and deer if

1:50:04

you just showed me that list

1:50:06

There's no through line Yeah,

1:50:10

I went last I took camels

1:50:12

eagles millipedes lizards and under six

1:50:14

feet and beluga whales. Yeah We

1:50:18

lost some stuff on the board I

1:50:22

Didn't have a lot I had so I put

1:50:24

a red panda just because they're so elusive that

1:50:26

one in Madison you could see for days Yeah,

1:50:28

one of Portland is I've never seen a once

1:50:30

it's a lot of room to operate So that

1:50:32

where it's like well don't have an animal that

1:50:34

is never ever gonna be seen so that yeah

1:50:38

You've seen one zebra you've seen them all yeah, I

1:50:40

was zebra I had thought about I

1:50:43

don't like in that's what I was seen

1:50:45

earlier horse adjacent. Yeah horse adjacent Okay,

1:50:48

so be or whatever none of that shit. I

1:50:50

really I don't goats and pigs and shit I

1:50:52

don't you know yeah Those

1:50:54

petting ones, but I'm like I see the appeal

1:50:56

for the kids it is cool Yeah, but I'd

1:50:58

for me cuz kids want to see animals they

1:51:01

can make the noises of yeah Jacob

1:51:03

do you have a zoo animal that we didn't name that

1:51:05

you find out one festival mammals got more well Oh

1:51:10

Jacob says the peacock So

1:51:14

if the San Francisco Zoo they like let them

1:51:16

out at the end Yeah, and that's how you know

1:51:19

you got to get out of the zoo. Yeah,

1:51:21

and that's pretty fun Yeah, there's a place in Portland

1:51:23

that has like wild peacocks is a neighborhood multiple

1:51:25

neighbor We used to do that show where the neighbor

1:51:27

had a peacock Hammered West

1:51:29

Van Horn show I remember that yeah, it was

1:51:31

like kind of next to downtown His

1:51:34

neighbor just had a peacock that would be out Center

1:51:37

with they get loud you're talking about a

1:51:39

loud animal they they fucking whale The

1:51:44

one I got is called a and this

1:51:46

was also in their Wichita, Kansas You guys

1:51:49

should check that out when yelling Wichita guys

1:51:53

The red a red rip a red

1:51:55

rig a red river hog Now

1:52:00

they had a hog and it's native to Congolian

1:52:03

forest. Now it does.

1:52:05

Like Chicago? Yeah. Now

1:52:08

it does look unique.

1:52:10

Like it had different hair. And

1:52:14

it was like different color and stuff. So that's why I

1:52:16

still give it credit. But at the end of

1:52:18

the day, it was a pig. It

1:52:22

oinked, it sat there. Yes,

1:52:25

it was a different color pig, but

1:52:27

pig nonetheless. Yeah. But

1:52:30

I didn't put on the list because I was, this

1:52:32

does look different. Yeah. It's different enough,

1:52:34

but it is a pig. It's a fucking pig. Absolutely.

1:52:37

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1:53:12

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1:53:14

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1:53:16

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1:53:19

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1:53:21

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1:53:23

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1:53:25

out to Super Producer Jacob on the ones and

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1:53:30

out to who? Brian is what I was looking for. Oh, Brian.

1:53:33

Your man. Oh, shout out to Brian. Brian

1:53:35

and I are gonna go patch this up. I

1:53:37

doubt it. I'm going over there, dude. If

1:53:40

you showed up, that would be so much fun. I'm

1:53:42

showing up in his door with two smaller dogs. You know

1:53:44

what's funny? He'd be cool with it if you're like, hey

1:53:47

man, I'm sorry. I bet he wouldn't be a dick. I

1:53:49

don't think he would. I think he would absolutely be

1:53:51

a that kind of guy. He would be a dick. He

1:53:54

would want to continue that. He'd be like, why

1:53:56

do you think you can treat people like that? Be

1:53:59

like that kind of thing. Hey, we need to move

1:54:01

the bike. Shout out to Frankie Ocean.

1:54:03

Shout out to the dude.

1:54:06

Shout out to Haji Bades. More

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important than all that, tune in next week to another brand new

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